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Politics › Re: Explosion Rocks Kano Again by Tolexander: 2:09pm On Apr 05, 2013
[size=16pt]No be explosions dey rock Kano again, na Kano dey rock explosions now.[/size]

berem: So because no death was recorded, people should go about their normal duties? ok!
na normal thing naw. Shey na today kano don dey rock explosions!
Politics › Kidnapped Lecturer Regainsfreedom, Another Slumps, Diesin Office by Tolexander(op): 2:01pm On Apr 05, 2013
Ekpoma – Prof. Celestina
Isiramen, a lecturer at
Ambrose Alli University in
Ekpoma, Edo, who was
abducted by unknown
gunmen last week
Wednesday has regained her
freedom.
Her release came as the
university community of
Ekpoma was thrown into
mourning, following the
death of Prof. Solomon
Momoh of the Institute of
Education.
The News Agency of Nigeria
(NAN) reports that Isiramen
was released to her family on
Thursday morning amidst
jubilation by family members.
Isiramen, of the Religious
Management and Cultural
Studies Department, was
abducted by unknown gun
men while driving into her
residence.
The kidnappers forcibly
made her to leave her vehicle
and entered theirs, whisking
her away to an unknown
destination.
NAN reports that the amount
said to have been paid to
secure her release could not
be ascertained.
Meanwhile, the university
community was on Thursday
morning engulfed in
mourning after Momoh
slumped and died in his
office.
It was gathered that the
deceased professor had just
returned from lecture hall
when he collapsed as he
was entering his office.
All efforts to revive him failed
as he gave up the ghost
before any medical attention
could be arranged.
A spokesman for the
university confirmed the two
incidents. (NAN)
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/kidnapped-lecturer-regains-freedom-another-slumps-dies-in-office/
Politics › Re: Why Do North And South All Over The World Alway Fight Each Other by Tolexander: 1:51pm On Apr 05, 2013
mikolo80: I KNOW.JUST LIKE THE WAY YOU DEBUNKED ILE IFE'S 10th parallel nonsense with facts and figures
ok jare! Thanks.
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Amnesty; Jonathan Betrayed Igbos? by Tolexander: 1:42pm On Apr 05, 2013
ddippset: that's where the problem is. You are just a mini gej. On one hand you say u don't support amnesty, on the other hand you are saying he Is only pacifying the terrorists. You can't even stick to one principle! If you be woman you for be ashawo cus you won't be able to stick to one d1ck.
that is not how to learn mr man! You try to read and understand all the contents in a paragraph not just extracting a word from it.
I said those people whining were complaining that boko harams are killing them, GEJ thought of a way to stop it in his abundance of cluelessness tried pacifying the terrorists to stop killing them by giving the terrorists amnesty and these people are still complaining again.
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Amnesty; Jonathan Betrayed Igbos? by Tolexander: 1:17pm On Apr 05, 2013
ROYALD: Reason well, if amnesty is given to bokos today dont you think tomorow another bokos will come up?
guess you have an understanding problem. Can't you see i said i don't support amnesty in what you quoted?
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Amnesty; Jonathan Betrayed Igbos? by Tolexander: 1:15pm On Apr 05, 2013
ddippset: pacify the terrorists? Did you just say that? Where in the world is this done? Can u perceive the smell oozing out your mouth?
wondering why your brain is not synchronising with your eye. Can't you see where i said i don't support the amnesty?
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Acquires A White Rolls Royce by Tolexander: 10:42am On Apr 05, 2013
See how those gurls take the rolls royce pose.
If na wheel barrow, okada or keke napep him buy, none of them go move near am o.
Politics › Re: Gambian President To Homosexuals – “if We Catch You, You’ll Regret You Were Born by Tolexander:
This man that makes Banjul his abode seems to be professionally related to Alli Baba and bloodly related to Akpos!
[color=crimson]I have never seen
homosexual chicken, or turkey.

I have buffalos
from South Africa and Brazil and
they never date each other.
[/color]
[size=16pt] Is the Gambian President into chicken, turkey and buffalo pornoo?[/size]

Well, that is Gambia and this is Nigeria where we pardon a gay after serving a 5year jail term.
Politics › Re: Boko-Haram Amnesty; Jonathan Betrayed Igbos? by Tolexander:
Some people can whine making devil known never to have done anything good before to feel remorse and repent!

Wonder why they see everyone as a betrayal.
Am not supporting the amnesty o. But when these people were planting bombs everywhere, you were complaining of igbo killing, now that he decided to pacify the terrorist to stop killing you, you are still complaining.
What do you want exactly?
Politics › Re: Atiku Gives Tips On Ending Violence In Nigeria by Tolexander: 9:43am On Apr 05, 2013
[size=14pt]At the site of the death of an elephant, there you see different kind of knives(ni ibi isinku erin, orisirisi obe ni a ma ma ri).[/size] Atiku self dey give advice!
Wonder will always refuse to cease ending.
Culture › Re: Your Names And Its Interpretation by Tolexander: 9:32am On Apr 05, 2013
[size=14] Tolulope[/size]- thanks be to God.

[size=14]Akinola[/size]- the bravery of wealth.
Sports › Re: NFF To Wade Into Keshi, Eagles Bickering. by Tolexander: 7:12am On Apr 05, 2013
Inyama told the News Agency
of Nigeria (NAN) in
Umuahia after the Week 15
midweek encounter
between Abia Warriors FC of
Umuahia and Crown
FC of Oshogbo
that the
intervention would be made
to get the best from the team.
[size=16pt]Crown F.C is in Ogbomoso not in Osogbo.[/size]
Culture › Re: Nigerians And Their Fake Accents by Tolexander: 7:02am On Apr 05, 2013
Just as if you haven't seen anything!

What about those nigerians that travelled to Dubai or any arabian peninsula area coming back to nigeria to speak British or American accent?
Politics › Re: Don't Rely On Charms- FRSC by Tolexander: 6:53am On Apr 05, 2013
Make them rely on charms o!

Na wetin go save them for inside accident wey pass afeeri(disappearing charm) or the one wey go prevent wound or bruise during the accident wey reach okigbe(charm wey dey prevent cut when hit with sharp object).
Nairaland General › Re: Is Black Magic And White Magic Existent? by Tolexander: 9:41pm On Apr 04, 2013
The jazz that amazes me most is that 'oruka amudo'(ring use to catch for bleeping).

The prescription be say, put am for the index finger of the left hand and use an knack any kpekus yarnsh wey you see. The kpekus go just dey follow you up and down until you give am the desired dosage of men's natural pessaries to insert.
Nairaland General › Re: What Makes You Want To Logon To Nairaland? by Tolexander: 8:59pm On Apr 04, 2013
Mostly come online to get myself informed.
Then put down my own shit after eating and digesting the news. Come back to see if there are people that have eaten my shit and also digested it by commending and liking it.
And lastly, view those that will yab my shit.

The life on nairaland keeps me more lively than my environment mehn!
Politics › Re: FG Sets Up Committee To Design Amnesty For Boko Haram by Tolexander: 8:49pm On Apr 04, 2013
Seems we are now practising COMMITTocrazy in nigeria.

Won't be suprised if many more committees will be set up in the future for the financing, editing, monitoring, feeding, overseeing and reporting of this newly formed committee.

Moreover, what is the action taken on the ribadu's report.
Politics › Re: Has Ohaneze Been Bribed To Drop Its Igbo Presidency Agenda? by Tolexander:
Quite unfortunate the ndigbo on this forum will come out spewing the propaganda given to them by their elders without them trying to question the elders what role the elders played when the events were happening.
Are the elders angels making them to be infallible?

Though the Americans exhibit the mentality of 'manifest destiny' but they still always have the wisdom to criticize their leaders.
Car Talk › Re: Porsche Panamera GT As An Official Car In Nigeria! by Tolexander: 6:01pm On Apr 04, 2013
Likely one of those yahoo guys owns the car swapping the plate no with a government car to evade police.
Celebrities › Re: Did Beyonce Sleep With Drake? by Tolexander: 4:55pm On Apr 04, 2013
rokiatu: LOL
The difference between the two faces (i.e ivy blue carter and baby drake) are similar mehn!
Sports › Re: Taribo Was 40 While Claiming 28 – Former Partizan President by Tolexander: 3:59pm On Apr 04, 2013
dayokanu: Raheem Sterling the Liverpool youngster is only 17 and has 2 children from 2 different women
no oga dayo!
He himself had come out to refute the claim.
[size=16pt]He said he has only a daughter, Melody Rose.[/size]
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4545449/England-whizzkid-Raheem-Sterling-is-a-dad-aged-17.html
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/just-many-kids-raheem-sterling-got-112440546.html
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/raheem-sterling-interview-the-liverpool-starlet-1528167
Celebrities › Re: Princess Set To Wed In May by Tolexander:
I don know say that embarrassment pain am wella!
This is an outcome of that embarrassment in the church she went on the November 25, 2012.

According to what Princess
tweeted, she was embarrassed
by one of the church’s ushers
who reportedly refused to
allow her sit in the front seat
while the pastor was preaching
because she (Princess) was
[color=crimson][size=18pt]single[/size][/color]
http://news2.onlinenigeria.com/headline/223642-popular-nigerian-comedienne-princess-embarrassed-in-church-for-being-single.html
Politics › Re: Gunmen Kill Deputy Controller Of Prisons In Sokoto- Premiumtimes by Tolexander: 2:46pm On Apr 04, 2013
That is part of the fresh air promised.

I have always known a fresh air to convey breeze and good news(sound) at 343m/s. Not the air conveying particles(some people call them bullets) at a speed of 180-1500m/s
Politics › Re: Had Nelson Mandela Being A Nigerian by Tolexander: 2:26pm On Apr 04, 2013
He would have long been sent a letter bomb!
Or
Jailed for treason!
Sports › Re: Taribo Was 40 While Claiming 28 – Former Partizan President by Tolexander: 2:24pm On Apr 04, 2013
alekside: No, Sterling has only one child.
[color=crimson] Melody Rose[/color]
Entertainment › Re: Indian Multi-millionaire, 69, Takes Out £15,000 Advert For New Wife by Tolexander: 2:11pm On Apr 04, 2013
His demands include a woman
who is slim, under 40, childless
and a meat eater.
OMG!
seems this man knows how my sister looks like!
My sister is already his.
Though he isn't handsome but his pocket is handsome.
Jokes Etc › Re: Jonathan Grants Amnesty to Boko Haram by Tolexander:
But they said boko harams are ghost?

Well this is not new. This is nigeria where ghost commits suicide in the film.

This is a live play of what we used to watch in the olden mount zion films where you see ghosts interacting with human being.
Culture › Re: African And African American Scientist/geniuses/inventors Thread :) by Tolexander: 12:36pm On Apr 04, 2013
Biafran- ogbunigwe(ojukwu's bucket)
Politics › Re: South Africa Vs Nigeria: Which Is More Influential In Africa? by Tolexander: 11:08am On Apr 04, 2013
phecs: What do u understand by being influential (mr Man)
don't ask me any question that isn't relevant.
I quoted the guy and made him understand one of is points is no point.

You are free to quote me and make your points not asking me question.
Politics › Re: South Africa Vs Nigeria: Which Is More Influential In Africa? by Tolexander: 10:44am On Apr 04, 2013
[quote author=c++_crazy]u just exhibited what I wrote[/quote]am a nigerian! What is your point sir?

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