₦airaland Forum

Alaniyiokorausa:
and Atiku has not said anything,while Fulani Islamic terrorists killed innocent Christians.

SexyCeline:
Lol.. This got me laughing so hard.

Michizzy:
Slim!!!

josephokoh:
Perplexed no 9ja pastor for the list.

SalamRushdie:
The only thing the dullard does is to take pictures

dukie25:
Great list but you forgot one important item on your 10 Things Some Police Officers Don’t Want You To Know.

No. 11
Buhari is the most fantastically corrupt President in the world.
(The DSS/EFCC/SARS don't want you to know it but I can tell you for free)

thelostchronicl:
"Dear Nairalanders

My name is Buchi, a 28-year-old married. I must say that I am very unlucky in marriage as my husband who lives in Asia has been away for the past two years, leaving me all alone.
I met Dominic through his sister who is my good friend. Mary had told me that her brother who had been out of the country for many years needed a wife as their family had been on his neck to come home and get married.
They did not want him to get married to a foreigner and so, they were on the lookout for a wife for him, particularly an Igbo woman.
I had been friends with Mary since our university days and she felt I would be the right woman for her husband. I was not particularly interested in an arranged marriage, especially to a man I knew nothing about.
But Mary kept assuring me that Dominic was a good man and would make a good husband for me. Aside from that, she also told me he would take me abroad as soon as we got married. »
I told her that I would like to hear from Dominic himself and after she sent him my number, he started calling me and we would speak for hours. We also connected on the social media and would spend the whole night chatting and exchanging pictures.
Dominic changed my mind about dating someone I had never met before as he proved to be very caring. He would wake me up with his calls and text messages and before going to bed, he would call just to say good night.
Gradually, I began to fall in love with him and would wait breathlessly for his calls just to hear his voice.
Two years ago, he came to Nigeria and came to meet my parents. He wanted us to get married before going back and within two months, we got married and he left a month later.
And for two years now, the man I got married to has made no attempt to come back. His calls have been infrequent, neither does he send me money like he used to do.
It could take six months before Dominic would send me money and whenever I call, he would be evasive, telling me he would call and would go for weeks without calling.
As if that is not enough, he has left me sex-starved and needing attention like every woman. When I tell Dominic that I am Hot, he would tell me to endure it just like he is doing but I know he has been sleeping with women wherever he is.
There is this guy in my office who has been asking me out and with the way things are and the way I am sexually starved » , I am tempted to give this guy a chance, at least to have someone to satisfy my sexual urge.
I have tried some intimacy gadgets but nothing can be as satisfying as having the feel of a real man inside of a woman.
I know many people out there will say sex is not food but I am still a young woman and I have sexual urges too. I am married but it seems I am not.
I need help fast.

kendrick9:
I just hate ignorant people lyk u who can't back up their statements with facts...I'm sure u must be a chelsea fan...
HW can u say salah wasn't moses mate...u deserve all the abuse

nototribalist:
God please come and divide this country, we can't be in the same country with Islamic terrorist

Paperwhite:
.Odiegwu.Anatakwa the money.Beautiful and brainy.Igbo kwenu! Nwa police a bu something else.

Obijulius:
Great one from IPOB!!!

IPOB remains a formidable intellectual force in Nigeria today- ask Buhari.

Jerusalem is too Holy to be an Islamic city -God forbid such abomination!!!

Click like if you support Trump’s move.

Click share if you are a zombiefied headslammer. Tell Buhari Trump said he is a mad man!!!

Cyynthialove:
Nice one from Ipob.
Any headslammer that is in pains should go and hit his head on a stone nearby to express his anger or better still wear your suicide vest to do the needful.
They will soon invade this thread to transfer their anger on Ipob as if Ipob is the cause of their calamity, but they refused to condemn Akintola this morning for his statement.
Useless terrorist, they are coming.....

modified..... One is here already.. Lolzz

naptu2:
Is that Dutch?

BankeSmalls:
More suicides and bad news with this buharri administration, sad.

seunlayi:
Lol, see the name Kura

And the thing she likes took her away. This is the end of the story

Ivimilly:
When they can do this because of a foul it's clear why they kill human beings because of cows

BruncleZuma:


I don't know what to say to this famous buttocks guy...let me just call him Red Scorpion for the moment.

Adewizzy007:
Hello @Nairalanders i don't know if this is the right session to post this, but am really in need of money to register for a vocational school, just graduated from University but service is next year April/may. The vocational training is four months have sourced and saved #50,000 out of #80,000, please well meaning @Nairalanders pls help me out, because i want to start the program before this week runs out.
My account details are;
Bank: U. B. A
Account name: Adedeji Adebayo
Account number : 2064764074.
Thank you all in advance.

python1:
English.

Jaideyone:
actually I can't say for other Niger deltans but as for you, I think your head is filled with stew.

even if they take you down to the site and start hitting your head on the road you will still doubt it.

get well soon

adadike281:
Okorocha, okorobia amu nmili! Okorocha stopped bike and brought in keke napep, now he is stopping keke to bring in and according to report ' innoson buses'. Tomorrow, he will ban innoson to bring in 'tipper'. Confused efuluefu!

ruggedised:
is their mama and papa who's the ogorogo sellers. Stupid apc

Desyner:
Mumu, he worked for 600 dinas when kidnapped instead of 4000 dinas agreed and wants to go back.

potent5:
illiterate almajiri. Illiterate almajiri. Illiterate almajiri.

djlawex02:
I am voting for Atiku. shikena!

manutdrichie:
Both the governor are all Atiku boy boy
He sponsored all of them

potent5:
Buhari claims to have Kano in his pocket. It's not a surprise that the same Kano is the epitome of what is wrong with the North: illiteracy and almajiri.

Fukafuka:

psychologist:
Be there and be answering borno billionaire while poverty is ravaging your region

AHTIFA:
ALLAH YABA DA ZAMAN LAFIA.........

Casmir14:
I don't mind changing religion just to marry someone this handsome