₦airaland Forum

Eriokanmi:
Nice. Northerners don't realise how much they are missing by always keeping and hiding their women in the house, doing nothing. Many of them , if given the opportunity to soar, would have been bread winners, even fending for their husbands and entire household, thereby eradicate poverty in their clan. It still baffles me how wicked some people can be all in the name of culture and doctrine.

it's better she hide inside house than going out for prostitution in the name of fighting poverty

visijo:
I always shake my head every hour to make sure my brain is still intact because here in Nigeria, nothing is to be trusted�

visit psychiatrist pls

gomojam:
There is high probability that a sovereign Yoruba nation would surpass Singapore in no time and take the position she deserves in the committy of nation as super power and developed country.

She has every resources and characteristics to becoming that if she can pull off the burden of Nigeria.

with skull mining, rape,ritual killing, yahoo boys and fraud

kokaneprodigy:
Hi guys, I currently have a little above 5M in naira idle and I would want to put it into a business/trade. Something with good yield and room for expansion. Basically something I can grow. I don't want to invest it in bit coin/crypto or mutual funds ( i already have investment in those for easy liquidation).
every idea is welcome, thanks.

Please don't DM me.

furniture or building material

MejiLoyon:
I want to address the fetish level

Hold one hand over your head, raise the other hand up, raise one leg and start hopping on your other leg. Now say after me, oh lord, allow me to have sense. Deliver me from the spirit of mumuism.

Your mother CAN NEVER be the cause of your misfortune. Else she would have flushed you from day one. Having taken care of you,through shit and piss. Sickness,school,food everything one woman go come say she dey fetish. If she is let her be fetish. If that fetish level no kill me and I still dey okay,dear mother dey do am dey go. I don't like divorce but as for your wife,it's left to you

2015 felele in Ibadan I was attending one cele church. I was born a celestian so make una no talk say I go find jazz. In any case one wooli do sharamantakaya come my side say spirit dey run am. I just dey look. Mid prophesy na him he mention say na my mama dey do me. Na that time I believe say spirit dey him body true true because the way I looked at him he stopped prophesying. I calmly walked to the Shephard and told him to warn that prophet. If he try am again he go collect. Apology accepted I left and never returned. If my mama dey do me and I dey this okay,please mommy, continue to be doing me.

hahahaha God bless you

igboho is a terrorist,

Racoon:
Whao! What audacity and impunity.All hail the undisputed commander-in-chief, bandits/terrorists operations and reformation strategist-Maj.Gen.Sheikh Ahmed Gumi.

We know government know them.Abi what will one say when the defense spokesman-Maj.Gen.Enenche boldly said they rescued Kankara school boys with the aide of Miyetti Allah and repentant bandits?

When Obadiah Mailafia said it, they almost crucified him but today Gumi have confirmed it.No DSS have invited him for questioning.The Nigerian Army are just watching as passive observers while the govt is legalizing all the atrocities.Evidence of a failed state.

Read to understand pls

ZKOSOSO:
See wetin Niger Delta Oil Money dey do for Northern Parasites..! See Behind office. See effizie...!

All these shall end soon....!
When the sun don set for one Nigeria folks

even before the oil discovery those parasites are doing better than you, keep blaming north for your miserable life. Uk will return a millions of dollars seized from ibori instead of you to hold your leaders responsible you're here spitting trash shame on you

Godarz:
I am interested but first use your father's pension to play this game

Add your mother's savings too and the brideprice they paid for your sister to the money play

Make sure that when you win big you come and give testimony here

Then we will beleive you.

If not , then please leave us alone. Thank you

hahahahahahahah

Nigeriabiafra80:
Fear ke The worst mistake herders will do in south east now Is to attack any community Then is over for them They are just crying for routing them out of the bush The next madness if they try shit will be disastrous We are not agatu Let me rephrase Routing out fulani bandit from our forest is solely the job of ESN But if they attack any community in east It will become our collective fight And I promise you Fulani will disappear from the east totally Since they want to set Nigeria ablaze We igbo youth have the gas and � We will help them

nairaland warrior

JidennaJason:
"Using of Knives, Daggers and grenade"


These are one of the many negative effects of learning from the northerners...

Now, our sisters from the SW had to display what they learnt from their host leading to the untimely death of one of them.

same way herdsmen dey display what dey learn from sw but u dey complain

Amotolongbo:
This is one of the very few lists in Nigeria where you won’t see Federal character and regions represented

grow up

id4sho:
Muslim king in Christian domain. Muslim king in Christian domain.

he is a Prince of d kingdom

Decency15:
I feel for him.

true

kingofchess:
I Am Planning To Marry A Lady And This Happened. Pls Help

I am in my early 30 and I have been dating this lady for a year now and we are planning to settle down together and this happened.

There is this 11 months old baby in my compound who is very close to me and she just started walking. The very first time she saw my girl, she was soo scared and started crawling very fast towards her mum and crying. I quickly ran after her and carried her back to where my girl was sitting down, this time, the crying and running became very intense, I was shocked and I asked why the baby was so scared of her and she said she doesn't know.

Two days later, she came to my place and immediately this baby saw her she was scared and crying that was when I jokily asked her if she is a witch and she got angry and left my house. After she left, a lot of questions started running through my mind: like, is she a witch? Does she has a marine spirit? What did that little girl saw in her? In fact a lot of questions. She later called that same night and was like; baby, I am not possess ooh, I should not allow this little baby come between us ooh and that she loves me very much.

To cut the story short, less than two weeks later, the baby DIED. I was so scared if the baby actually saw something in her and she decided to shut the baby up ( I don't know, just an assumption).

Ever since then, I have been scared of my girl and I really don't know what to do. Please, I need your candid advice. Please guys, how can i make the moderators move this post to front page.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha

ChizzyBuna:
To All My People in the North
4+ 4 = Sai Baba!!
Enjoy

still he is better than the drunken master

DaddyRochie1642:
If that man was killed will Zulum have given that man's Family one naira?

idiot

Loner97:
The major reason i dislike nairaland is the tribalistic nature of some of its members and the mods inability to regulate this.. Just imagine, almost all the comments above and below are devoid of intellect and are of the intention of turning this thread into a ground for tribal war.
It's a big NO for me, crime exist everywhere in this world, Nigeria and its different ethnic groups not excluded, so lets not try to make a particular tribe or group of people look evil.. The world is watching, lets be wise in our dealings, peace..

thanks bro u spoke my mind

viyon02:
Not true bro. I think that is best place to stay and do business, firstly cost of living is cheaper that means you have more money to save and secondly, those products are being transported to Lagos for business: Do you know you can make
more than 100% gain just from one bag of bean or onion? many aboki you do see on the street with wheel barrow selling these products are richer than you?

fact

oga you be victim of yahoo pastor

Acjohn:
Their eye don open.

How I wish the holier than thou northern Hausa will take advantage of the Igbo's in their community to develop their places instead of seeing them as enemies and rivals.

Plus who told you the Saudi prince will be expecting such a large investment and won't be willing to shift or redefine some Islamic laws.

Watch this guy rewrite the Qur'an to suite his purpose while the holy Muslims in Nigeria bury their people in poverty while dey go to invest their stolen money in the liberal Saudi.

i wish u quick recovery

YOU DON HIT MY CAR E GO BREKETE

Queenlovely:
I used to love kilishi more than anyone until I bought plastic as kilishi at jabi garage motor park during night journey.

if you see the food making process sometimes, u will regret eating outside especially hausa food,fruit, they care little about hygiene, use gutter water to wash fruits.

some of those kilishi will stay in their hands for one month,and u will still buy that shit. all they do is warm it. my friends be careful about what goes into your mouth.

I have seen stuff, from the mama put whose saliva is part of the food they served you, or some restaurants that mix yesterday stale food that cockroaches has shit upon. or those hausa boys that sell eggs, they keep warming it for one month.

hahahahahahahahaahaha plastic? i'm sure the seller is from kano

brodalikeme:
I thought if you arrived Damaturu, you just thank your God and look for a secure place to hide.


Didn’t know people still get erection with all the insecurity out there.

bush man kkkkkkk

Psalmy2cute:
I see no point in demolishing the hotel... we have too many leaders with poor reasoning capacity.... theres alot of homeless northerners loitering the street.. take them off the f#cking street for f#ck sake..

see reason, because of homeless northerners those idiots can do any immorality?

osamz007:
SOME 7 YEARS ARE IN THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE THEY CANNOT CHOP MAMA FOOD BE GRATEFUL
I BELIEVE U ALSO HAVE AGEMATES ON FORBES LIST

hhhhhhhhhhhh

GayPontiff:
Bros this one na essay! there isn't a single reason for this.
Pleasing people kills quicker after malaria. This is an established fact by UNN
If you don't want to die young, stop pleasing people.
If u keep pleasing people , u will die faster.

I hope I made myself clear unlike the poster below me speaking plenty english to please people.

hhhhhhh the person below ehm

nairavsdollars:
Buhari will claim this as part of his achievements now

i think na your achievement abi

Arrewa:
Guy! That's an old trick men. Try another one.. what about vomiting? No one has done that among big time thief's in Nigerian political crime sceneries.

Nigerian Politicians are super healthy until asked to give an account of their stewardship, then an emergency sickness will develop.

The sad part is how the Judiciary is in cahoot with these Politicians to slow down the wheel of Justice. Hoping it won't happen with Maina's case.

There's need for total revolution in our political system.

hhhhhhhhhh old trick indeed

OOzz:
Sense is indeed a luxury for fools

kkkkkk

adadike:
Tell us how much he paid bandits first

95% of northerners only hear about the bandits on media

Nbotee:
Billionaire indeed... A bag of onions sells for an estimated 60k and dats d middleman price who has factored in cost of transportation and extra profit. Do U know how many bags he'll need to sell to make a million?

4.5 million naira onion in a single day i know the farmer personally