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@kilode

Haba Kilode take am easy now, o tun po 'fo ni?

in Yoruba,its called

O fobo jo Na!!
Grin Grin Grin

hehee. . . i no fit laugh @ that translation

Believe you me the dude is married for real, that's why he didn't take you to his house the first time.

I think he doesn't want you to break his marriage or better still has some respect for his wife who was away that weekend.

He simply used you for a short-time runs, u know

My Advice: Just watch out cos he might still want to play a return match whenever his wife his away again, so don't try to listen to him cos he'll sweet talk you and have his way again and again and again and again . . . . . . . . . . . and again till he's totally tired of you.

These people know what they are doing, they are simply giving silly excuses to buy enough time to perfect their acts of rigging and frustrate all oppositions' plans.

Post pictures here

lmao, the fucker na female sha

How many people watch NTA again these days? Let BB campaign team upload the jingles on youtube, facebook and some other social network sites. Put it CD and distribute it FOC on their campaign rallies. People will surely get the message clear.

They shouldn't waste their precious time taking NTA to court. The wind of change is already blowing, so its either they blow along or they get blown away.

If you like the present state of the Nigerian economy, the polity and the current dilapidated state of infrastructure, then vote for GEJ

People should learn from Akala's testimony and start taking Fanta on a regular basis for a more "fantaish" skin color.

So stop wasting your money on bleaching creams and soaps, drink Fanta like there is no tomorrow

Ibadan – Rumour mongers have finally been proven wrong as Governor Alao Akala of Oyo State has said that he is not bleaching and his yellow complexion, which he was not born with, is the result of overindulgence in the soft drink, Fanta.

Governor Akala was forced to set the records straight after the rumour which has been dodging his political career suddenly became a tool in the hands of his enemies who want to run against him for office of the Governor.

Being of sound mind and gentlemanly disposition, the Governor, who is arguably the very bestest Governor in all of Nigeria, had hitherto refused to dignify the false rumour with a response.

But after spiritual intervention won him a court judgment allowing him to run for Governor again, his enemies, weary of his invincibility, decided to start fighting dirty.

They resorted to agbero tactics, very much unlike the good Governor himself who has always handled political oppositions with maturity and decorum, and conduct becoming of a Governor of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

The evil enemies in question are believed to be the unseen hands behind a new group of people calling themselves THE MOVEMENT AGAINST BAD ROLE MODELS IN PUBLIC OFFICES.

The Movement’s stated objectives as published on their website are:

To organise, mobilize, and sustain formal opposition against public office holders whose lifestyles, character, habits, tendencies, etc., make them bad role models for the youth of Nigeria.

To use every form of internet / social media, including blogs, Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, Wikileaks, Sahara Reporters, etc., to broadcast the excesses, inadequacies, inappropriate behaviors, and inappropriate enterprises of such bad role models.

To formally request their resignation, seek court judgments to remove and ban them from office, and even to seek judicial reviews over the matter.

Since inception, the movement has been publishing the names and sins of public office holders who they deem to be bad role models.

Topping the list of inappropriate conducts attributed to Governor Akala is the supposed skin bleaching which the chief executive has now adequately explained.

It is hoped that this would now put a lid on the matter.



Source: www.wazobiareport.com

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On the contrary, GEJ's victory is more likely to result into a coup because it would be very obvious he was rigged into office.

I foresee Obasanjo decamping to the CPC.

Don't tell me you are planning to disrupt the smooth running of a good program by injecting virus OBJ

Guys but we know ourselves now!  Grin Even If GEJ rigs the election in plain sight and unpretentiously, we won't do anything about it because we did not do  anything about it then or now so afterwards is just a formality, we will simply hold our hands on our heads and scream chineke ooh, chei!! hai! and go home to our everyday activities and complain for another 4 yrs while seekign solace in Bakare's church

Funny but true, but i'm afraid it might be different this time around especially with the table turning against the North and going by their aggressive nature, i bet they wont take it lightly and the thing will spread across to the SW which might degenerate beyond what GEJ and his cronies can curtail.

WHO EVER THAT WROTE DIS POST IS A BIG LIAR. [b]GO bleep your MOTHER OR FATHER. [/b]THERS NO WAY SHE CAN SAY ALL DAT U WROTE

What were you smoking when typing the bolded text? It's obvious your parents did a very bad job bringing you up, or they were not just there to give you the necessary morals needed to prevent a child from becoming a societal nuisance that you have become.

I cant help but say with a product like you, your parents are a curse to parenthood.

If votes would be allowed to count, then nothing stands in Buhari/Bakare's way into Aso Rock come May 29, 2011.

Nigerians protect your votes by all means, seems heaven is ready to smile on Nigeria so give it a chance.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-620200.0.html
read her tweets

Yawa don gas big time ooo, DamePJonathan on twitter  i cant believe this.

Is this for real You really need to read her tweets

There is no excuse whatsoever to cover up for the first lady's gross incompetence.


Here is the latest shot from her arsenal of grammar:

Dame Patient Goodluck) said,

" We must show love to our fellow Nigerians irrespective of their Nationality"

Lol, this woman no go kill person before she stops

lmao @

It's just like a psychiatrist calling himself mad cos he familiarizes with mad people, lol

Just like: MY FELLOW MAD MEN


Don't mind those hypocrites

@the_telz

What if she actually said it on purpose just to familiarize herself with them?

This is the most ridiculous and senseless post I have ever read on NL.

Familiarize my foot, you can feed that to the dogs

udge with care, you really can't tell how much improvement she has made in these 12yrs. I can't tell either cos i don't know how bad she was back then.

Are you saying her current level of spoken English is an improvement over what it used to be? then i wonder if she had any understanding of English before her husband came into limelight almost 12yrs ago

Anyone who has the guts to insult and degrade the first lady of his or her country on the internet by making unnecessary assertions and childish jests is undoubtedly a big fool. What do you intend to achieve by disgracing yourselves and Nigeria? You are only creating a bad image of Nigeria and most of you are ignorant of that fact. The saying that the Problem of Nigeria is Nigerians is indeed a blatant truth!

You are the big F.O.OL here, nobody is embarrassing the first lady, she embarrassed herself and the whole nation for that matter.

I would have requested for an unreserved apology from her to Nigerians, but i cant stand seeing the heads of those suppose to accept such apology blown off by another series of her offensive and disgusting grammar.

I wonder why her husband has refused to hire a private tutor for her or is she too dumb to learn and comprehend?

“If you carry ya women rish dia, protect ya vote; they have expand Enugu airport to make sure you can flew ya goods to south east, atink my husband & him junior broda have do well. mind you, we women have short time to born shidren, man can born shidren till 100yrs so dont let mans to use ya shidren as militancy or as togs or army robbering, ask ya youths to enter house.” - Dame PATIENCE JONATHAN

Lwkmd

Dame Patience Jonathan Has Done It Again

Yesterday (sunday) while addressing an event for Widows, Patience Jonathan wife of the President Goodluck Jonathan started her speech thus: MY FELLOW WIDOWS.

Your husband is still alive please.

It's obvious that stupid son of a devil doesn't know the spiritual implications of what he did. He would never go unpunished

What do u expect? Team GEJ has nothing positive to offer Nigerians.

It's just going to be business as usual for the corrupt elites in the Nigerian Polity

On facebook “DAME” Patience Jonathan is now friends with ex-convict and PDP celebrated C(t)hieftain OlaBode George CFOP (Corrupt friend of the president).

On twitter Goodluck Jonathan is now following Bode George, Dipriye Alamieyeseigha, IBB, Tony Anenih, James Ibori, Tafa Balogun, Olusegun Obasanjo and 99 others.

Who are you following?

Under normal circumstances of a free and fair election, BB ticket will definitely secure a landslide victory over the Jonathan/Sambo going by the present political calculations and number of registered voters from each state.

If votes would be allowed to count, then you can surely throw the so-called power of incumbency into the dustbin, cos GEJ will loose gallantly.

Until Nigerians rise up and say "Enough is Enough" these looters will continue to take us for a ride and subject the whole country to ridicule

Special assistants on toilet matters et al,

I dey laugh ooooo

An official document obtained by NEXT, titled ‘List of presidential Aides as at February, 2011’ shows that the country currently pays for at least 133 personal aides to the president, the vice-president, and the first lady. These aides, who are mostly political appointees, include the Chief of Staff to the President, Deputy Chief of Staff to the Vice President, Principal Secretary to the President, Principal Secretary to the Vice President, 25 special advisers, 42 senior special assistants, 52 special assistants and 12 personal assistants. Two of the personal assistants are Malian and Senegalese tailors who sow the president’s clothes.

Activist Shehu Sani, president of the Civil Rights Congress, said most of the appointees were simply engaged by President Jonathan as campaign foot soldiers.

“The president is simply wasting our national resources and applying pressure on the economy by settling cronies, bootlickers and parasites on the corridors of power with appointments,” said Mr. Sani who wants labour, civil society and opposition parties to check the trend.

Looking through the list, some of the appointments indeed appear to be duplication of duties. For instance, there are six physicians (two senior special assistants and four special assistants) who attend to the health needs of the president, the vice president and the first lady. They include two chief physicians to the president and vice president, two personal physicians to the President and the vice president, an assistant personal physician to the president and a personal physician to the first lady. Yet some public hospitals across the country do not have a single physician.

Apart from the large number of domestic staff in the presidential villa, who are civil servants, there are also six special assistants in charge of domestic matters for the president and his vice. Their job descriptions are special assistants on presidential household matters, domestic affairs, domestic matters, household administration, social events and household matters, and domestic affairs.

Eleven of the presidential aides on the list work for the unconstitutional office of the First Lady. They are Ike Neliaku and Oroyemisi Oyewole, both senior special assistants on administration to Mrs. Jonathan; Mary Oba, a special assistant on administration; Grace Koroye, coordinator, Organization of African First Ladies Against HIV/AIDS, and Martha Owuzurumba, coordinator, African First Ladies Peace Mission. Other aides of Mrs Jonathan are Hannah Offor, a special assistant on protocol, Isiaku Aliagan, her media assistant, and Elizabeth Austin Amadi, her personal physician. On August 13, 2010, Mrs. Jonathan’s stylist, Agnes Aineneh, was appointed a presidential assistant. Two ladies-in-waiting were also appointed for the president’s wife. In the United Kingdom, the term Lady-in-Waiting, according to Wikipedia, is used to describe a woman attending a female member of the royal family other than the Queen or Queen Consort. In Cambodia, the term refers to high ranking female servants who served food and drink, fanned and massaged, and sometimes provided sexual services to the King. It is however not clear what Justin Adaba and Amina Iye Ahmadu do for Mrs. Jonathan.

Yet, there are other aides of the First Lady that are not on the list. Among them are her steward, Benson Okpara; her luggage officer, Geoffrey Obuofforibo; her aide-de-cap, Jacob Tamunoibuomi; her orderly, Abigail Jonah, her chief security officer; Francis Ibiene; her director of protocol, Mfama Abam; her principal protocol officer, Nuhu Kwache; and another media assistant, Ayobami Adewuyi.

It remains unclear the exact number of official staff permanently employed by the federal government for the state house in addition to the 133 personal aides. This would include bureaucrats, directors, security personnel, administrative staff, and cleaners. Indications are that this figure would be higher than that of the special aides since the State House has budgeted an additional N1.42 billion for the payment of salaries of these other staff this year.