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NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 6:39pm On Apr 25, 2015

Brace ursefs.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 6:34pm On Apr 25, 2015

Pwety08, enyogbe et al. Dey observe dey go o. U hia?

Contunu.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 6:32pm On Apr 25, 2015

Ojo ibi mi, o ma splufic.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 6:31pm On Apr 25, 2015

Ahmed4002:
If I hear

#Concentrate

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 6:23pm On Apr 25, 2015

Ahmed4002:
Wetyn happen to your red pen and GT semi sac font and italics

Nur worry, u go soon start to dey c am again.

#OnTheRoadToPage1800

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 6:12pm On Apr 25, 2015

Abeg shey ah fit go bath now. I just enta from one kind journey now so I nid to bath but I dey fear dis speed to #page1800. Shey ah dey safe if ah go now abeg?

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 6:09pm On Apr 25, 2015

sofdoc:
Did I forget to mention...my bae has got big brains too

Na anoda tin ah wan talk b4 wen I first c dis ur post but wen I come read d post wey u quote, ah com change ma mind. The babe get brain true true.

BTW...
Someone shud nominate for "Best Single" o. Una kukuma sabi say I worth am.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 6:04pm On Apr 25, 2015

sofdoc:
Excuse me...are u lost?!

Z electronzeez ur name?!!

Or are u his new e bae?!!!

U nur sabi wetin u dey talk.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 5:44pm On Apr 25, 2015

Ahmed4002:
This your moniker thou

Appliedmaths

Please don't bring fear come oooo. Cos e get maths we some people still carry over. Hope you not hunting them

Cc

Electronzeez sofdoc tolustx doublezero7
Erisegun

Your carryover for MTH 112 still dey follow u guys

Ah nur do MTH 112. Ntoi

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 5:41pm On Apr 25, 2015

On the road to 1800th Avenue.

#RoadTrip

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 5:40pm On Apr 25, 2015

sofdoc:
Cc electronzeez

Why u pple dey do copycat like dis na? Why una like to dey disturb person. Shey we nur fit sleep again ni. Chai!

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 12:04pm On Apr 25, 2015

femolala001:
This is a typical example of falsification and caricature of my personality. infact u deserved to be disparaged for such a loathsome and contemptible character.

i dont think i should be the grammarian of this tremendous and fabulos inkling.

where the likes of xray2 and tolustx possess the physiognomy and characteristics of this unambiguous award..
kingphilip take note of this allusion.

I have been exasperating to leaf through this. ^^^ but I have run aground in my quest, not being able to scale tru the second paragraph, not to talk of being able to decipher it. I will need some more time to do dat. Brb

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 9:48am On Apr 25, 2015

Electronzeez:
Scream: jesus christ

These grammar are enough weapon to destroy my electron, you need no army oga tolustx.

Dris God o

You 'archered' six grammar to me and you expect i survive em?
Oh know

That's to give u an idea of how scathing and peremptory ur punishment will be.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 9:29am On Apr 25, 2015

kingphilip:
•Most active
•Most beautiful
•Most handsome
•Most intelligent
•Funniest person
•Award for d best e-couples...
Best observer female and male category,
Most jovial,
Best commentor,
Most land acquirer on special pages

@bolded. I nominate miss cherieberry

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 9:24am On Apr 25, 2015

Electronzeez:
Another grammar veteran.

Femolola and tolustx i here by pronounce and present to you the award of

Most 'grammarian' fellow of the A15 thread.

If you support this say aiye, if you go against it say ney.

The aiye have it. Stamped!

Truly truly, Stealing is not corruption.
So u sit down for one place and u unanimously make a decision like dat. Wey d aiye and d nay wey u count b4 u stamp am?
This is d greatest height of nepotism, payola, profiteering, racket, unscrupulousness and venality.
U must be punished.
Xray2 and femolala01. Deal with this guy.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 8:22am On Apr 25, 2015

kingphilip:
ur fabricated truth

erisegun:
we knw say u dey lie. We jez dey look u ni.smh

Electronzeez:
Your first sentence reeks lies, the first sentence foster the second lie.

I call this historical lies.

kingphilip:
the lie continues oozes

I go charge una for slander and libel. Watch out for my subpoena.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 7:56am On Apr 25, 2015

kingphilip:
hmmmmm

Wetin dey smell?

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 7:54am On Apr 25, 2015

Electronzeez:
I know u made a mistake studying electrical .

Na so u go de defend any charges against u.

I no say u forget to write with ur brown pen before u submit that post.

Nah. I nur forget. About 90% of my posts yesterday, na d black pen use. So nur be mistake.

Talking abt dat self defense thing, I get one Law student as protégé wey stay with me for 4 years many years ago wen I dey university. So I don dey charged for law well well.

That my last sentence na lie o.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 7:44am On Apr 25, 2015

Electronzeez:
Ink don finish

Not rily jare. Na d weather dey affect this black pen because I nur use am. So I say make I dey alternate dem so dat one nur go spoil because of unuse. U get na?

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 7:39am On Apr 25, 2015

kingphilip:
shaking my head I can see u had an incomplete sleep

U r in stream 2 to lead the movers of this thread while I'm in camp wen I Come out I'll continue from where u stopped while you'll go for camp

Sleekyonyx is a perfect time keeper.. The stream 2 people needs ha to get the accuracy of time so she's joining u in stream 2

Shikena
Oya court risr

[size=16]U nur be beta person @ all. Why u com dey cruel like dis? Well, ah nur get ur tym[/size]

As ah dey yarn b4 jare, as ah dey camp, ah go dey update dis thread as tins dey go for camp and ah go fit answer all d questn wey dey una mind as par 'learners' now. U sabi. So...

Politics › Re: Ahmed Joda Heads Buhari's 18-man Transition Committee by tolustx(m): 7:29am On Apr 25, 2015

How many people we wan hear say go head dis transition committee sef. O ga o

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 7:19am On Apr 25, 2015

Rajman45:
Pls.. .. Is this information correct
Let this be clear to everyone dat d 2015 Batch A is of two
streams, Stream I n II. Here it is, if you print ur call-up letter on
27th of April n it shows u stream I, dat means u r leaving 4
camp on 5th (or before 5th) of May n will b in camp till d 26th
of May. But, if it shows u Stream II dat means u will leave on d
27th of May after Stream I must have left on the 26th of May.
Stream II camping is from 27th of May to 17th of June. That's
the info. Please, pass it to others so dat if they see stream II,
they won't go on d 5th of May.... NOTE: Some words here are
not in the original one posted on the wall of NYSC 2015 BATCH
A.... HOPEFULS: The additional words here are included in order
to aid comprehensibility. THANKS

It is true na. What do u think b4. After me and some pple don go with Stream 1, some people go come start their own countdown for here again. I nur go let sleekyonyx do dat one again , so I go include her in d stream 1. Who else nid that stream 1 sef...*thinking*

E be like say na just two of us jare.

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Politics › Re: Aregbesola Denies Plan To Stop School Feeding Scheme by tolustx(m): 6:50am On Apr 25, 2015

Johnnyessence:
what's ur point here d same newspaper that posted d rumoured news is now positing d good news .see d fact here is that d pupils will be feed with good foods.free education, free meals.it was dwindling in d fg allocation revenue that slow d pace of d payment of d salary. and let me tell u here all d South west state owns their workers salary except Lagos state.

Amosun doesn't owe salaries. What he is yet to release is the deductions thet he should ve paid to banks, cooperative societies and the workers' union. He also owes some teachers their leave bonus. So, not all governors owe workers salary.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 11:47pm On Apr 24, 2015

Did I hear someone mention konji on dis thread? That person need piritin injection.
Iffa inject dah guy, na may 7 he go wake.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 11:45pm On Apr 24, 2015

Gracyel:
Tolu, don't mind those young men jare.

ok o.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 11:30pm On Apr 24, 2015

georjay:
. How much are we talking about BOY...name it...anything for lady gracyel...common don't be shy..what's ya price

In other words, Gracyel dey act as God and u and philip dey share d xter of Jesus. I go like buy dat movie wen e comot.
Contunu.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 11:28pm On Apr 24, 2015

kingphilip:
my own suppose don pass that one o

I just get like 321 wey I never check n my shares too

Baba na october 2014 I join nl na. U na 200x u join so why ur own likes nur go quadruple ma own sef. Abeg no talk am again jor. No dull ma star wey dey shine.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 11:24pm On Apr 24, 2015

How I wish say I go fit use my nl likes withdraw money for bank.

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 11:19pm On Apr 24, 2015

People make una come follow me do thanksgiving. My profile knack one milestone today.
U dey ask me wetin e be abi?
Today, my nairaland profile made...
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NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 9:42pm On Apr 24, 2015

misspetit:
Hmmmmm
Happy for us
Dats if u ain't lying

I like to do flashback.
Blessed are the peace makers...

tolustx:
It is that month I always tell u about. Many lovely people were born and are always born in it. The month with d highest number of birthday celebrants
Shoutout to all April celebrants in d house. Do well to drop ur dates if u were born in April.

Sleekyonyx - April 11
Femolala01 - April 11
Tall2ce - April 18
Tolustx - April 26
Pinkiepetite - April 27
Kingphillip - April 28
*modified*
Misspetit - April 28

NYSC › Re: Nysc 2015 Batch A by tolustx(m): 6:01pm On Apr 24, 2015

kingphilip:
I know nw

Spiritual men perform more than magicians nw

True but spiritual men do it to God's glory while magicians glorify demselves. Since d power behing both differs.

Romance › Re: Who Do Ladies Call With Recharge Cards?? by tolustx(m): 5:48pm On Apr 24, 2015

sinaj:
we call our dad wid it

Aint u forgetting the sugar part of dat "dad" u typed?
Just curious.

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