genitori:
Standing last is what everybody wants, not only you

You probably would have been the last man standing, but then, I showed up.

When God uses them to perform miracles and you hear about it, you say it's all a lie, even when happens right in your face. Pastors owe us nothing because they're men, as we are. By the way, how much do you drop as offering when you do it? I'm wondering in what ways your offerings have made a pastor richer.

CAPSLOCKED:
WE'RE THANKFUL FOR THESE DONATIONS, AND WE APPRECIATE THAT THESE MEN OF GOD ARE STARTING TO GIVE BACK TO THE SOCIETY....... EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW THAT THEIR DONATIONS ARE MEANT TO ASSIST THE GOVERNMENT IN KEEPING US ALIVE, BECAUSE IF WE ALL DIE THERE WON'T BE ANY OFFERINGS AND TITHES FROM US TO KEEP ENRICHING THEM. SO THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO PRESERVE THE BUSINESS.


ALSO, I HOPE BELIEVERS ARE LEARNING FROM THIS SITUATION. THE JOKE IS ON YOU BELIEVERS BECAUSE EVEN YOUR MEN OF GOD DO NOT BELIEVE IN WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE, AND YOU'RE JUST THEIR CASH COW.
INSTEAD OF GIVING MIRACLES AND HEALINGS AGAINST CORONAVIRUS, THEY'RE GIVING MEDICAL KITS BECAUSE APPARENTLY, MEDICINE WORKS WHILE PRAYERS DON'T.

THIS SHOULD BE AN EYE OPENER THAT THE ONLY GOD ON EARTH IS MONEY. NOTHING WORKS WITHOUT IT, AND THESE DONATIONS FROM OUR MIRACLE WORKING PASTORS PROVE IT.

22 years old fa! She go learn. She still get time well well.

Every 26th of April is all about me. Glory to the Almighty for another opportunity to be thankful; another opportunity to make reflections; another opportunity to count my blessings; another opportunity to dream; another opportunity to be grateful.


The past decades have been filled with challenges, successes, failures, pains, joy, all making me stronger and more determined, likewise, making me more optimistic about life. Everywhere I go, I see beautiful people – People that charge me to face life more confidently. I am grateful for all these and for all those that have brought challenges that made me stronger.

Looking ahead, I pray for more energy, more strength, more wisdom, more encouragement and a stronger will to play my part in making the world a better place all the days I will live.

[center]Wishing myself a long life spent in prosperity, peace that passes human comprehension, and God’s grace in abundance.[/center]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

Kpomor in English will be Cow skin

Hello Op and engineers in the house. I have an issue with unlocking the sim code of my Alcatel One Touch 983 model number android phone.
Please I need help unlocking it.

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E be like say this one na Ambulance o...
We need to remove that root of lie in the life of the op tru a surgical operation. A competent doctor is need adap

seunny4lif:

Ambulance
Police
Which one of the wow wow wow?

Someone needs to teach this guy a lesson of his life.
He's talking rubbish. Is he the one that put Ya'radua in the grave? of did he contest against Jonathan?

I need to fight this guy

Pinshure or... you know the drills

That deflection was the needed lifeline. Paul Pogba!

Pre-wedding pictures have firmly become part of the modern wedding culture, and many cannot imagine planning for a wedding without some.

While there are few people who see these pictures as an unnecessary frivolity, it hasn’t stopped its popularity among brides and wedding planners, and there have been loads and loads of breath-taking pictures which convinces us that the trend should not stop yet.

For some reasons best known to the photographer and couple in that picture, the bride chose to wrap her mouth around a full cucumber in a sexually-suggestive manner, while the groom had his mouth buried in a slice of water-melon in an equally-suggestive manner, too.

Understandably, there is a need for creativity in taking pre-wedding pictures as these things are rated for the newness of the ideas behind them, as well as their aesthetic value.

However, whatever good intentions this couple had when taking that picture did not come out right, and though I oddly found it friggin’ hilarious [really, that might be what they actually intended], the point remains that if this was a game of hit and miss, this photographer/couple [whoever suggested the idea] missed by a long, long distance.

This terrible photo is a good lesson in what you never consider doing when planning your pre-wedding pictures.

Please, there is a difference between kiss and peck. You people should learn to use a dictionary, or at least learn to use google.

insanity alert!!!

I believe it that power corrupts, and that the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil. The live of Oshiomole is a proof of these two theories. To see a man take a U-turn from who he was known to be, to start to eat with dogs. It is pathetic.

E be like say the topic of MMM no sell again, so we are gradually shifting to Baba Ijebu...

Kontinu

APC propaganda...

The basic reason for this is our religious inclination. Our religions preach hope, faith, a better tomorrow, light at the end of the tunnel, etc. This is why we must oppose those that attempt to incite us against our religion. Know God for yourself and do not appoint a pastor or Imam or prophet as your God-Contractor!

Tell this to bubu. Let him and all the leaders lead by example.

I do not mean to derail this thread but these got my attention more than the real issue being discussed

A statement in Abuja by Dabiri-Erewa’s media aide, Abdurrahman Balogun, said that

. Does this mean even a Senior Special Assistant to the president also has a media aide (being paid from the nation's treasury)? Remember that there are still other Special assistants doing the same job and this probably applies to all other SSAs. Where then is the reduction in government spending that he APC promised us? We know these offices are not part of the civil service, but only a political appointment. This doesn't sound well at all. What the hell does an SSA have to say that he/she should be too busy to relay by herself/himself that would now require the employment of a media aide.

I will submit by saying however that maybe it is not a bad idea to have a media aide for such offices, but I will suggest that the office holders should be made to pay the aides from whatever they are paid as their salaries. That will now show whether or not they really need the aides.

Pro2makx:

Guy ask yourself sincerely, "what do I really want". Cos u seem confused to me.
Is CAN does not talk, us critsis her, wen 2she does, u insult her.
If she does not pray u skin her alive, now she's prayed, you still have something to say.
Y r u guys always so quick to help Muslims drag ur faith umbrella body in the mud.
Meanwhile, u will never find a Muslim showing the unclothedness of his faith in public.
How would u expect them to respect u r ur faith, when u have done all ur best to regorously deface ur faith all in the name of having an opinion on social media.

This is not an issue of dragging faith in the mud. Working with the information at our disposal, we were told that the president is hale and hearty. Why then do we need to pray for his recovery when he is not sick? In my own opinion, anyone that calls for prayer for the president's quick recovery is telling us that he is sick, but his aides tell us that he if fine. He's just resting.

I make bold to say at this point that CAN has probably been compromised. It looks now like a political office, rather than a religious whatever it is known to be.

What prayer of recovery are you offering for someone who is consistently said to be hale and hearty
A man is using state money to enjoy himself outside the shores of the land and you are here making noise. What difference is this from someone who looted our money to go flex it outside the country or anywhere else for that matter.

Hypocrites...

So I just saw the thread on FP that Buhari has called OBJ. Hmmm...

Wehdone Sir!!!

And I created a thread few minutes ago, asking if anyone has heard of any phone call like this.
na wa o

Excuse me I beg your pardon, this your story e no dey add up, this your Fabu e dey mad gon, But.. Who am I to take a h’action?
So I say Wehdone Sir
Tell am say Wehdone Sir
Tell am say Wehdone Sir
So I say Wehdone sir
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collitexnaira:
BBN that BBN this, when re we going to stop talking about this immoral TV show

We won't, and this is because some people at the top definitely have interest in show, so they are gonna sponsor some people to keep talking and writing and making comments about it so that people who think they are indifferent or even offended about it will keep making comments too, making it even more popular and spreading the pevertness of the show

Morhziez:
pls wu fit borrow me #50?

send me your account number. when you go return am sef?

lol

e don happen

Has any charge been leveled against this man or has he been arrested simply because of his association with a suspected criminal?

Following the current trend of affairs surrounding the over-one-month absence of the president of Nigeria, @MBurari from the nation on a medical vacation, reports have it that the resting president has made phone calls to selected people both outside the country and some in the country, the APC using this as a medium to quench the fire of rumours spreading that the president is in an incapacitated state.
It bothers me anyway that a former president of Nigeria, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo, who is still in the mood of celebration, marking his 80th birthday has not been reported to have gotten any phone call from PMB (maybe I am wrong, you can put me right on this). Now this bring to mind these questions...
Does it mean president Buhari has intentionally decided not to congratulate Obasanjo just yet?
Is it that the president is not even aware that OBJ is celebrating his 80th birthday?
Does it mean the president in truly incapacitated and believes this will be evident if he manages to call Obasanjo?
Has the president truly called all these people the media aides says he called?

I know some people may wanna come show us @MBuhari's tweet congratulating OBJ but we all know he doesn't tweet himself, so don't give us that shit. What exactly do you think is happening. This is democracy and questions have to be asked. Just that how do we know the right people to ask?

jrex:
Fayose is right ont this

Maybe I'm wrong, but I have not seen any news headline that says Buhari called former president Obasanjo to congratulate him on his 80th birthday. Is that normal or does it insinuate something is wrong?

The topic of this piece of news is misleading. Absolutely misleading. The op and mods should please do something about that and always be careful how we portray headlines not to mislead the public. Some people draw their conclusions from the headline.

chuose2:
NO BE UNA SAY BOKO HARAM HAS BEEN TECHNICALLY DEFEATED?

Your comment about Pastor E.A Adeboye is your opinion and I must correct you that it is a lie and to be candid, it is a very shallow way to think. I actually attempted to see those videos you mentioned but I after viewing for a couple of minutes, I could not fathom that height of insanity, cruelty and idleness that those people have put into that so called research. I want to try not to blame you though. Instead, I think what you need is enlightenment and I'm just inclined to help you with that.

Firstly, talking about the phone number of the North American Church discussed on the video, did the researchers or even you dial the number and there was no response? or did you dial the digits 6-6-6 and the phone rang and the receiver at the other end answers you "This is the Redeemed Christian Church of God, North America"? Have you asked yourself what necessitates the analysis of numbers being 0-nothing and so on? and why were the numbers at both ends of the hypen (-) added to have 612. Those people are a bunch of mischief makers and I advise you not to become one of them. Have nothing to do with them in your own interest.

Secondly, For Jesus being born again, have you ever come across this verse in your bible...
[center]2Corinthians 5:21... God made him who had no sin to be sin for us, so that in him we might become the righteousness of God.
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It was because of this load of sin (yours, mine, our ancestors' and every single man) that he carried upon himself that made God to forsake him when he said in Matthew 27:46...
[center]About three in the afternoon Jesus cried out in a loud voice, "Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani?" (which means "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?".[/center]
God is a master planner. He had it all planned and the devil had no idea. The sins took Jesus to hell but unlike every other mortal, he went there to claim his superiority and to fight a war, which he won.
[center]Colosians 2:13-15 ¹³You were dead because of your sins and because your sinful nature was not yet cut away. Then God made you alive with Christ, for he forgave all our sins. ¹⁴He canceled the record of the charges against us and took it away by nailing it to the cross. ¹⁵In this way, he disarmed the spiritual rulers and authorities. He shamed them publicly by his victory over them on the cross.[/center]
Acknowledgement of a man's sinful nature is his acceptance of the guilt of sin, repentance signifies death to that sinful nature (relative to Jesus' death on the cross) and Confession and acceptance of Christ is the new birth, which signifies Jesus' resurrection from the dead. If he didn't rise, then we would have had no hope in life.

The summary of this message is that study to show yourself approved and do not let winds of doctrines or philosophy to drive you here and there. Know God for yourself and not just what or who other people say He is. Some have chosen to do continue to do exploits for the kingdom of God while others are out there working so hard to make sure people turn deaf hears to the gospel.

In conclusion, if you have any sort of proof that Pastor Adeboye helped PMB get elected, bring it on. Do not let this just be hinged on hear say.
I rest my case.

I've not gone through the whole write up but with the main points, I can sense that it is a good write up.

I had a job interview yesterday and it went so well.