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They say Lopez, We say De Gea
They say Ramos, We say Vidic
They say Pepe, We say Ferdinand
They say Marcelo, We say Evra
They say Arbeloa, We say Rafael
They say Modric, We say Cleverley
They say Khedira, We say Carrick
They say Ozil, We say Kagawa
They say Alonso, We say Anderson
They say Di Maria, We say Nani
They say Ronaldo, We say Valencia
They say Benzema, We say Rooney
They say Higuan, We say Van Persie
They say Callejon, We say Chicharito

Glory Glory Manchester United ♥
Bring it on Madrid.. we are not scared of you!! We are Manchester United- the Champions of Champions!!!

any1 wit d info abt d recruitment? will realy apreciate any info on it

toygod2: Welldone for wasting ur energy,writting dis KPEF nd my precious time reading dis

sawri o, buh shey na charm bring yhu come here ni

Teacher: Ok class, let’s show the principal & our guests how much we've learnt so far dis year!

Let’s do comparisions…So I say small, U say small, smaller, smallest..
[students nod ;]
Class:”Big, Bigger, Biggest..”
Teacher:”clean..”
Class:”clean, cleaner, cleanest..
Teacher:”tall….
Class:”tall, taller, tallest….
Teacher[smiles]:”very gud!!B)
Class:”very gud, very gudder, very gudest..
Teacher:”oh gosh..”:$
Class: oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest!!!
Teacher:”stop it now”:O
Class:”stop it now…stop it nower…stop it nowest!!
Teacher:”oh please..”
Class:”oh plz, oh plzer…O’ plzest..”
Teacher:”Luk at me..!!>:O
Class:”luk at me, luk at me-er, luk at me-est..
Teacher:”wAt a disgrace!X_X
Class:”wAt a disgrace ,wAt a disgracer, wAt a disgrace-st.
Teacher[furious]:I don die…
Class: I don die, I don dier, I don diest. =)) =D

Wat do ya fink

Career talks @ secondary sch. Teacher : Tell me ur ambition Dele. Dele: To be a politician bcs dey drive gud cars and sleep during the days when other are working. Timo: To be a Pastor bcs congregation wealth is my money. They toil for me. Akpos: Militant to live like a king in the creeks. Drive best cars & operate a mini refinery. Lateef: To be a chieftain of NURTW. Politicians 'll always settle us for election. Faith: To be a Mumy G.O. Plenty igbadun, luxury of life but no work. Ahmed: To become a Scandal. That man has plenty money. Every day he gets billions of money frm Pension, Subsidy, Haliburton, Siemens, Oilwindfal, Malabo, etc. Chichi: To become a beauty queen. Just expose some part of my body & earn money. 'll go to BBA frm there, do some stupid things & smile to bank with $300k. Teacher was furious. He asked why students didn't mention medicine, law etc. The students hissed @ him & said those course are for suffer heads

Dis afternoon wen the hon faroouk lawnan was asked for d money he collected from Otedola, he told dem dat d money has been stolen, cud this story of his cud be true

Wen I was small, I so much bliv dat I am the 1st person in d world togo by my name, cos av neva seen some1 older dan me wu goes by it, any lil child dat goes by it too was named after me

Y d guy come frown face like say na by force? I bliv d gal dey tink say dis guy loves me, n d guy dey tink say see mumu, make I do finish run comot, sososos sowie for d babe

Miss lola, do yhu want us to forget wat dis story is all abt?

I tink we are wearin the same shoe, me n my gf dated for 4yrs b4 we got to knw last year may, we were determined to continue, n we did several findins buh they are quite xpensive. She call off d rel ystdy, it is painful buh I bliv it is for d best. A word is enuf for d wise

I broke up with my girlfriend of 3yrs n am finding life misrable, bin drink ever since cos I have no reason to live, plz how can I cope

#lola, A̶̲̥̅♏ №ω an addict to NL jez to read yhur write up, ℓε̲̣̣̣̥άƨ̣̇ε̲̣ finish the 1 in campus blues aπϑ dis 1 ASAP. Tnx
Ur fan

@freecoco aπϑ -dugbo abi wetin be una name, Ŋα̲̅ MΣ tok say make yhu no get  Fø̲̣̣я̅ bb ni? Nokia 3310 don master yhur hand. Mtcheeeew

#lola ℓε̲̣̣̣̥άƨ̣̇ε̲̣ can yhu ignore dem aπϑ give us d rest of d story plz

i​ so much love dis story! Buh Wђε̲̣̣rε̲̣̣ is d concludin part ℓε̲̣̣̣̥άƨ̣̇ε̲̣? Really waitin Fø̲̣̣я̅ it