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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Gerald asked,his breath ragged.
" Yea! I want a kiss! A kiss! Please kiss me...oh kiss me Gerald!" Natasha said and threw her arms around his neck.
Gerald gathered her into his arms as their lips met in a fierce... hungry wet kiss filled with passion and love!!

Arnold said and picked up his phone.
He dialled Gerald's line and told him to come up to his room.
Gerald opened the door and came in. Aunt Linda was still standing. "Everything alright? I don't want the girls getting suspicious about me." Gerald said sitting down on a chair.
" I was telling Aunt Linda about this whole thing. I know you would have already had an encounter with each girls. So,which one of them won your heart?" Arnold asked.
Gerald smiled. " As a matter of fact,she dud not only win my heart,she's stolen ot away." He answered, thinking about Natasha.
"Wow!!" Aunt Linda exclaimed, clapping. "Are you serious? Who is it? Which one of the girls? Want,let me guess. Natasha? Maria?"
Gerald laughed. " You are really a witch Linda but yes. Both of them won my heart but Natasha....I think she's my choice." Gerald said.
" Thank goodness!" Arnold inhaled.
Both aunt Linda and Gerald turned to look at him. " What?"
" Oh. I think we might end up falling in love with the same girl! I think I'm falling for that local girl." Arnold said and laughed. Gerald and Aunt Linda stared at each other amazed and turned back to look at him again.
Arnold shrugged. "Yeah. It is a surprise to me too...like...I've promised myself not to fall in love again after Melissa and I broke up.
But I think Maria is trying to make me break that promise. God,that girl's so funny.
I forget about all my worries whenever I see her or hear her voice and recently since this competition started.. she's been the best!"
" No no no!, She's not. My Natasha has been the best." Gerald chipped in, feigning to be angry.
" You don't say! Maria has been the best!" Arnold agued.
Gerald agued back and aunt Linda fell on the her, laughing at her brothers.
"Guys stop this. Look,you don't need to ague over that. Maria and Natasha might win this but first things first. They must be tested. As usual." Aunt Linda said, suddenly looking very serious.
" Tested? How?" Gerald asked.
" Come on man! Don't tell me you did not know that the girls will spend one night with me each." Arnold said.
Gerald flared up. " Over my dead body will I agree to that. That means, Natasha will spend the night with you too?" Gerald thundered.
" Keep your voice down, Gerald! What's your problem? This is where we Know if she's actually for or not." Aunt Linda scolded.
Arnold laughed. " Just watch her jump into my bed,bro."
" Shut up, bastard." Gerald warned and left the room.
Arnold and aunt Linda stared at each other and shook their head.
Natasha retired to bed for the evening after pulling out her clothes from the hanger outside.
She was thinking about Gerald. She was thinking about all sort of things she could do with me. Hugging her pillow to herself, Natasha smiled and imagined how it would be to be kissed by him.
"Oh stop it, Natasha. You should e thinking about Arnold. He's the reason why you here.
But...I don't love him at all." Natasha said to herself.
" You say?" Maria's voice came. Natasha turned sharply and saw her coming inside.
Natasha smiled,and breathed in. "Maria, I need help. I'm falling helplessly in love with the wrong man."
Maria listened to her and sat on the bed beside her, looking at Natasha. "Bia, Natasha.
I fit to slap your mouth for this thing wey you talk na.
No man be wrong man for this life so far you love that person. So,na Gerald the gate man you come fall in love with? Na wa oh. God go help you.
As for me,I like Arnold well well oh. And he be like say he like me too. I just dey pray say make I win. I go happy oh." Maria said and laughed.
Natasha turned to look at her and smiled. She covered her hand with hers. "I hope you win, Maria. You are a good woman." Natasha said and Maria laughed.
Both of them had suddenly become friends and very tight one too.
After a brief discussion,theyboth went to sleep but Natasha couldn't sleep.
Her mind was still on Gerald and she continued fantasising about him.
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It was almost getting dark when Gerald came out of the gate house, looking worried.
He was worried sick. What if Natasha falls into his brother's bed?
He was really so much in love with her right now to risk her spending one night in his brother's room.
Breathing in,he stood up and walk across the compound.
He was startled when he looked up and saw Natasha standing at the door way. Even in the dark,she looked so beautiful.
"I... couldn't sleep. Mind if I join you?" Natasha whispered.
Gerald smiled and offered her a hand.
Natasha took it and they both went went to the back garden.
They sat on the swings there in silence. Gerald suddenly breathed.
"What are you thinking about?" Natasha asked, turning to look at him.
"You." Gerald said, smiling at her.
"Me too. I couldn't sleep....." Natasha was saying when Gerald suddenly stood up and lifted her up on her feet. They looked into each other's eyes.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Gerald asked,his breath ragged.

" Shoo? Make I drop my cloth? I dey craze?
Why I go allow man wash my clothes for me? Infact all those people wey drop cloth for you here dey mad.
Them they craze. Their village people don dey pound fufu for their head. Their ancestors don dey collect rituals from their brain.
Aunty Linda talk say make we carry clothe come give you. Me I no no why she talk like that oh.
But as for me,I go wash my clothes by myself. Thank you. Inanu??" Maria said and went back with her clothes.
Behind her, Gerald smiled, applauding her silently.
He quickly sat back down when he saw Natasha approaching with her own clothes. "Are you here to drop yours too? Just drop it there."
"And why should I? God,this girls aren't serious.
Why should they really drop these clothes with you just because aunt Linda said to do so?
They've got no shame at all and you...don't you dare wash these things! I'm getting it back to them right now.
They should wash their clothes by themselves!" Natasha was really furious and it amazed Gerald.
Gerald smiled looking at her. "Are you angry because they asked me to wash their clothes?"
" Yes I am! They shouldn't have! I'm getting it back to them right now!!" Natasha yelled.
" Yes oh!! Now now now! This girls no get sense!" Maria said, rushing towards them again.
Bending down,she packed a armful of the clothes while Natasha packed the rest and together they marched back inside the house.
"Oya!! Where Dem dey!, Shameless she goats!, Una pack clothes go give man!, A gate man for that matter! Chai,una brain don knock!" Maria yelled at the girls and flung the clothes on them.
They were all in the living room, waiting for their clothes to get washed.
"Yuck! That stinks! How dare you!"Becky shouted, pushing away the clothes.
"You girls aren't getting this. How could you give your clothes to that guy!" Natasha said, bewildered.
" Oh really? Why are you do concerned about him? Maybe you are beginning to fall for him!" Cindy shouted
" You dey craze. If she fall for an,shey na your papa she fall for? Abeg make una carry una self go wash una clothes joor. Shameless people."
Maria said and quickly exited the building before they would gang up and beat her.
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Gerald watched them as they left and laughed.
Only if they knew what happened right now was just a test. No wife material would give her clothes and under wears to a gate man!
Only if all the girls knew aunt Linda had put them to a test right now and two of the girls passed.
Just right now,he could see the winners. It would have been better if only one showed the best character but two out of the girls are just too much a wife material.
Which one out of the two would get the star price.... Natasha or local Maria??BRIDE COMPETITION
EPISODE 07
"Who dey inside that place na? You dey born pikin?" Maria asked, banging her fist on the door for the umpteenth time.
"Oh God! Maria leave me alone let me take my bath now? Abi what's all this?" Natasha said, exhausted.
She never knew it was suicide mission sharing a room with Maria.
"Na only you wan bave? Abeg hurry make I take my own bath too..."she was still talking when the scream outside was heard.
" En! Wettin dey happen outside!" Maria shouted, jumping out of the room.
A little while later, Natasha dressed up hastily and rushed out too.
Outside the veranda, Cindy was almost half naked!
She was screaming and scratching her body. Aunt Linda rushed along too,with oil in her hand.
Without wasting anytime,she sprinkled olit in Cindy making her short the more.
All the other girls had gathered, wondering what was wrong with her.
"What happened to you! What's the meaning of all these!" Aunt Linda's voice rose.
Cindy was still scratching her body and Shouting. "I don't know where they came from!
They just jumped out of my clothes after biting me all over my body!" Cindy cried.
" Chai. I don suffer abi na which kind people Dem carry come meet person,bikonu??
So, ordinary because of ochicha you dey cry dey disturb the whole house like this?"Maria shouted.
" Don't mind her." Becky laughed.
"Witch! I Know it's you. I Know it was you that put those horrible creatures inside my clothe!" Cindy shouted pointing at Becky who quickly raised her hands in the air. She immediately denied it.
"What evidence do you have! What? Did you see me putting it!" Becky defended.
" And what's going on here!" Arnold asked, coming out.
" This girls are something else and it's high time we begin to disqualify some of them." Aunt Linda said.
" We are sorry about the whole thing. It won't happen again." Natasha pleaded.
Aunt Linda looked at her and walked away. Arnold followed her.
*******
"Aunt Linda,you don't need yo get crossed with the girls.
To me,they are all fun to be with but I just hope this competition will come to an end as soon as possible.
Let me call Gerald so we can know whet to do next." Arnold said and picked up his phone.

Ewoo!! Ewo!! I don die! Omo see Halloween!! Omo come see Halloween ohhh !!" Maria laughed so hard that tears started to fall off her eye.
"Stop it, Maria! She's not looking that bad". Natasha said, trying to control her own outburst.
Becky hissed and sat down. Maria continued laughing.
Valerie and Cindy came out too, looking good in their natural self.
" Na wa oh, make up dey hide confussion oh." Maria said and everyone bursted out, laughing hard.
"I don't blame you, village witch!" Becky yelled at Maria who only made more fun of her.
"You no see as you be. So na make up dey cover your secret all this days, ba? Ah, your own don finish oh. Ugly muchocho.
"What! How dare you! How dare you call me that!!" Becky shouted and rushed at Maria. Maria flew out of her chair and ran, all the while laughing.
"Ah, onye Ara! She wan take her own kobalize me.
He no go work for you! " Maria shouted over her shoulder.
She was about opening the door so she would run out when it suddenly opened revealing startled looking Arnold and aunt Linda.
"Oh!!" Maria laughed, pretending to be stretching her body. Becky halted to a stop, smiling and stretching her body too.
"And what's going on here!" Aunt Linda demanded.
"Oh! Exercise oh! Na exercise!" Maria laughed, sounding like an idiot.
Aunt Linda and Arnold stared at each other and back at Maria.
"Exercise? Inside the living room??" They both chorused.
" Ahh! Yes sir! Na change of environment!" Maria exclaimed.
Arnold stared at Becky, wondering if she was actually the one or not. "This is terrible."
Behind them, the rest of the girls fell off laughing hard.BRIDE COMPETITION
EPISODE 06
"For the winner of natural look, let's applaud Valerie! " Aunt Linda announced.
Valerie blushed as she fanned herself with her hands even though the AC was on.
"Oh my God! Thanks so much!" Valerie said, hugging the lady.
Maria's clap was the loudest and out of the corner of his eyes, Arnold was watching her keenly.
They were all sitting in the living room. Once the natural look was over, Becky ran straight into her room and spent hours, repairing her make up.
"Oh Maria. I will so much deal with you. I deal with you to the extent that you will quit this competition!" Becky ranted to herself in the mirror.
She heard laughter behind her.
She turned and saw Cindy standing in the door way. "I'm going to give you an advice my dear. Quit before they quit you. Like...you are getting everything wrong. You don't look good without makeup. You don't even Know how to cook. Just quit it!" Cindy said sweetly.
Becky shot up,her face a mask of anger and irritation. "And how dare you speak to me in such manners! Do you girls even Know who I am!!" Becky screamed
" Yuck! I don't care. Like...read my lips. I. Don't. Care.!" Cindy said,hissed and walked to her bed.
Becky watched her as she walked, thinking about what to do to her. Smiling suddenly,she sat back down, happy at her scheme.
The next morning, Valerie made her own food and also passed but when the winner was announced,it was Maria who won. She felt on top of the world!
Natasha was happy for her. There was a chance she would be the winner even though so local, Arnold had started paying her some unnecessary attention.
Gerald was dumbfounded when she saw Becky walking toward him with a bunch of clothes. "And...what are those?" He stammered. Hope it isn't what he's thinking!!
"Such a question. No. They are money. You see me bringing dirty clothes to you and you are asking me what they are." Becky taunted, dropping the clothes at his feet.
" So ..what should I do with them?" Gerald asked stupidly.
" Use it and build a very big house!"Becky shouted at him,hissed and walked back majestically into the main building.
"Oh God! Oh God!, This is not happening...no...it's not happening..thishas to stop.. right now!" Gerald was still fuming when he saw Cindy walking towards him with a larger bulk.
Chai! I'm finished!
"Hello! I will be so nice with you. So I brought this little clothes for you to wash them.
Please don't scrub hard so the fabric won't get loose. Hurry up please. The sun is very high. Hmm." Cindy said, winked at him and left too.
" God..just take my life!" Gerald felt like crying. He thought he was going to faint when he saw Valerie coming with her own.
"Don't give me that look. Mine isn't so large.
Just help me wash them. I will do the spreading.
My hands hurt else I would have washed them myself. Thanks in advance." Valerie said and left.
Dropping to the chair beside his door, Gerald felt like collapsing.
Looking up,he saw Maria coming with her own clothes. Now he thought he would really die!
But Maria stood instead, watching him and looking at the bunch of clothes on the floor. "Bros,na who drop all these one here?" She queried.
Gerald stood up, stopping to reason her question. "The girls.... aren't you here to give me your own too? Just drop them there!"
Maria laughed. " Shoo? Make I drop my cloth? I dey craze?

Devilpen i have been ghosting all along buh your story is jux bam i love it than chicken head no jokes

MisterChairman:
Hmmm .. Am anticipating !

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Ann2012:
I love the way it ended, Thanks for this wonderful story Silver1996

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