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iLegendd:
I don't even have money to buy boxer. Send me money to buy it first.

become a stripper and stop flaunting your wealth

iLegendd:
I don't even have money to buy boxer. Send me money to buy it first.

become a stripper and stop flaunting your wealth

Abeg the whatsapp group is it active

Seun. Lalasticlala. Mynd44. Farano. Take to promised land ô

Riele:
But why report him?

he fucking called you an idiot

Abeg guys i got deducted, yet all i see after sending the message is "message nt sent". . . . . . .
I wrote the exam on tuesday. . . .

Riele:

Dnt mind thd ar$e hole jawe, i ve reported him seun already

Zeeknow3245:
Ur e-mail

tomiwaoyenekan@gmail.com

iLegendd:
I don't have a girlfriend. I need one. I'm broke, depressed, and lonely.

post a picture of you putting on a boxer and i will give you a job offer

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That moment you come home late and meet your wife standing like this
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better go and call the neigbours

Lalasticlala abeg sorry ó

Why i always respect people doing testimony, ha it is nt easy to talk about your success in front of your village pips. . . . . . . . .

Riele i can see you oooooooooooooo
and those doing solar business am getting 30% of any transaction or else seun will hear!?!

If you ever insult a lady i will ______________ if you can't remember you quoted riele punk!!!!

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Nawa for the dog pleek ó

Ibrassdeen:
Oro ee lowo oro ee lowo oluwa lowa oo just keep calm,it is well

amen ó as my ert has been doin lyk trailer

Ibrassdeen:
Hope u used d number u used to register nd make sure u send RESULT to 55019(in capital letter )

i did it yet it did't work

Seun, lalasticlala, mynd44
I wrote jamb then on thursday they released the result, till date i have not gotten a reply, i tried the link it was closed down, i tried using a text message also got #50 deducted twice yet i didn't get any feedback execpt . . . . . .
nairalanders help!!!

Ibrassdeen:
Text message

when ever i try sending a text it shows"Failed"

Ibrassdeen:
I got to d centre by past 8 coz ma exam is starting by 9 i waited but we start our exam by some mins to 1 nd during d exams wen am on d last subject d system went blank nd d officials said it is frm d jamb headquater dat our tym has been exhuasted nd ma tym was still remaining 15 mins i thought hv failed bt wen d result was out it was 210 nd i tank God.

did you use a link or a text mes$age??

yanabasee:
If you can complain about JAMB stress, You might not survive your 100level torments....

why did you say it??

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NA BY FORCE TO MARRY?
During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with:
1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.
2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.
3. I am most grateful to my boss for... approving the loan I used for the wedding.
4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.
5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown.
6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it.
7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication ( hopefully next year).
8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today.
9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me.
10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage.
11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance.
12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds.
13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink
14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman
15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I suffered for this wedding. Thank you...enjoy ur day

drnoel:
One wonders how u can believe in the Bible and it's words and still be talking about mermaids? Shows how really sick u are. "Therefore, rid urself of all malice and all deceit, hypocrisy, envy and slander of every kind"- 1Peter2:1.
What u are doing is slandering the evil one. Go and read book of Jude 1:8-10. "For such people are false apostles, deceitful workers, masquerading as apostles of Christ"- 2Corinthians 11:13.
U obviously don't know the scriptures.

phew i give up____________________________
don't relent in your faith in christ

drnoel:
U don't know shit. U don't know the scriptures. U are not strong in the faith. Read the passages I gave u and go and pray. Also, I am not a member of TB Joshua's movement. I thought u were that was why I made that comment.
May the lord be with u as u grow in the faith. But pls stop misinformation.

seem like you dnt understand mermaids are infernal creatures, they are semi demons they don't exit in real life but in human thoughts that is what i mean they are weapons satan use for destruction not busty fair ladies. . . . .
thanks for the enlightenment though bro . . . . ,
i also tot you were a synagourgian,
wat church do you attend your pastor need a thumbs up you like wise . . . . .

Lamanii22:
Mad ooo.... You're highly appreciated... Welcome to my kingdom...

blood of JESUS THEY DON INITIATE YOU NI

drnoel:
U are delusional. Stop misinformation or I will send TB Joshua to u.

WHAT YOU SEE IS NOT WHAT IS THERE THE BIBLE SAYS"WE WALK BY FAITH NOT BY SIGHT" IF YOU ARE SMART YOU WILL UNDERSTAND i dnt get scared of a so_called pastor/OR PROPHET let it be a war for oUr GODS I KNW WHO I SERVE AND YOU KNW YOURS . . . . . . .

drnoel:
U are delusional. Stop misinformation or I will send TB Joshua to u.

WHAT YOU SEE IS NOT WHAT IS THERE THE BIBLE SAYS"WE WALK BY FAITH NOT BY SIGHT" IF YOU ARE SMART YOU WILL UNDERSTAND

drnoel:
U know shit. U don't know anything

I wish you knw me, if you do you Will not type this shit Dnt mess with me That my warning!!!

XhosaNostra:
Intuitively.

we share smtin in common