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You work on the Mainland. You live on the mainland. Suddenly., your wife buys a house she didn't discuss with you, and wants you to move to the Island and live there! As what? Just like that? Live on the Island but work on the mainland. Hmmm

Nigeria's economy is so bad that even baby gorilla japa!

yarimo:
She must be recall

Ordinary simple English you cannot write. She must be recall indeed. See grammar.

Kobicove:
This Akpabio brouhaha is just as a result of a friendship that fell apart for whatever reason.

I do not believe that Akpabio sexually molested this woman, he may have made passes or sexual advances at her but that still does not qualify as sexual molestation!

There is a difference between molestation and harassment. Don't confuse us mbok.

zero8zero:
Then can you conclude it was money that caused the quarrel?. Ameachi is capping bullshit. Fubara who has been singing like canary would have made it public if it was money. Wike said Fubara wanted to collapse the structures that made him Governor, he was appointing his own men who didn't work for his election while ignoring those who risks their lives to ensure his victory. Wike has said this repeatedly and Fubara has never for once dismissed the claim. Money is not a problem for Wike, he's like a Governor in Abuja with his own budget.

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Collapse which structure? Evil structure used in stealing our common wealth? Oga na money be the issue. Structure to do what? Win elections and then what? Isn't it to steal money? Dey play. Why do you think men quarrel? Woman, land or money. Period.

To be honest, I doubt the veracity of his allegation.
1. Fubarra had meetings with militants etc. You were a witness. Who did you report to? What did you do? Now that Fubara was suspended, how come you suddenly resign? Since he was the issue and has been eased off government house temporarily, why did you resign since the "bad" guy was off.
2. Why do a Press conference in Abuja as against Port harcourt your home Base..
3. Why is your wife doubting that "this is not my husband", "what did they do to him"? Then she raised an alarm.
4. Why did you go incommunicado if you didn't have sinister plans..
5. Isn't it clear you're being sponsored?
6. Why didn't you speak up since? Why now?
It is crystal clear the ex HOS is allegedly acting a script..
Director Ministry of Stomach infrastructure on duty..

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Viley2:
I Think it's time we shift to bigger issues, Natasha this,that is becoming boring.
I'm sorry for this.1000 is like a million Naira to me right please I need help, save a soul today.God bless you more.

Why don't you go and beg "boring Natasha" ewu.

Atuero:
Here is is in Calabar for an honourari Degree

Misleading! He didn't attend. He sent Olayinka his aide.

oloriooko:
what's viral about this please
this is normal in football

The fact that you've seen it makes it viral! Think.

onuman:
Where was police when the criminals were stockpiling the arms? This show is
Firebrigade approach.

Where are the MASSIVE arms? 5 guns?mstewŵ

When an illiterate speaks you can easily spot it. You think governance is by emotions. Lack of education is the problem with most of you. See as you are confidently displaying ignorance of the law. Ode.

AdesegunSanni89:
And there’s no law that stops the president from suspending a Governor. The president has the sole discretion to suspend or otherwise under state of emergency. As for Falz and the nonsense he wrote up there, two pipeline bombings are already acts of economic ‘war’.

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The same way the Army stopped kidnappers and bandits. Or the same way they stopped Boko Haram. Do you think gorilla warfare is easy to manage? Dey play.

Fuckyoumod:
leave those noisemakers, the law have spoken. They will all be smoked out by the military the moment they fvck around.

Nothing dey happen!

The highest court of the land has spoken!
Everybody and group must obey and abide by the judgement of the court.

He thinks Niger Delta youths are cowards. Dey play. Just pray crisis does not erupt from this "supreme court ruling".

Saltinny:
What else do you get other than talking from far away from your brown roof with tiny windows in ogbomoso

If Obasa had gone to court to challenge his impeachment, why can't he wait on the courts to rule? Who is bringing the DSS? Pure show of shame! Is speakerphone his birthright? The honourable members have rejected him, who does he wants to be speaker over? The chairs?

EmperorCaesar:
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You guys are just confused

When Obasa was impeached, majority of you, including Salamrushdie were saying the reason for the impeachment was because he wanted to contest against Seyi Tinubu for the Lagos Governorship post, attributed the saga to Tinubu

Now, a counter action is taking place and you are blaming Tinubu for this again


You're confused. Try to think independently. There's more to everything happening around you than Tinubu

FAKE NEWS!!!! SEE AS UNA DE DECEIVE NIGERIANS.
The appeal dismissed was the 2023 budget!!!! Overtaken by events. Because it was expended. Fubara's lawyer withdrew the appeal minutes before the court dismissed it. The matter of defection is still Pending. Be guided in your information dissemination.

Sometimes, it is important to think before you write. Social media is a tool for education as well. No matter your political bias, we learn everyday from each other.
Now do you think Fubara doesn't know what he is doing? With all the cash at his disposal? You think only Wike can play politics?
Let's dissect the issue of budget with an analogy.
We all know budgets are time bound. Once expended you move on.
You want to marry a wife, your family strongly kicks against it because she's white. "Oyibo women no dey stay" blah blah blah. You went ahead and married her. Your father ran to court to dissolve the marriage, saying he doesn't want the woman to give birth and all. Court adjourned. Several times. 4 years later. On judgement day. Your son's lawyers tell the court that this woman gave birth to 3 kids and they have been living here in Nigeria happy. We want you to strike out the matter because the kids have already been born. What they were trying to prevent has already happened.
Case close. Court dismisses the application. Onto the next. He may know that presenting the budget to 5 persons isn't right but what will you do? Run to court? Before you get a decision 2026 budget is ready to be passed. Like that like that, his tenure ends he leaves. The 27 members who "defected" will speak English tire. They know what they are doing.
Besides, there is a crack in the hierarchy of the PDP concerning the fate of the 27 defected HOA members. Acting National Chair Damagun says recontesting election is best for them. They are saying no sir, we didn't leave in the first place. So you can imagine the confusion within their ranks.
Meanwhile, the law says when you decamp you forfeit your seat. So the question is: Did they decamp? That judgement is pending and time is going. Don't forget they swore an affidavit in an Abuja court to file thir defection to APC. Na long coster ride. Let's enjoy it.

suasmablow:
Osun State Governor, Ademola Adeleke on Sunday showed his amazing football skills during a football match between the Executive and Legislators.

The football match was part of activities marking his second year in office.

Watch the Video:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRi9HAMGec8?si=xibIpUe-GnF0jz18

This man dey give me joy.

Okortor:
How does a voice recording authenticate such claim? Nigerians are too docile and gullible.

Even people dey deny video evidence, let alone voice evidence. Vdm go explain tire no evidence.

Explain wetin? Evidence pass that one? AI wey fit speak yoruba. Dey play. By the time VDM present the digital footprints from that voice note which matches Bob IP address, him eye go clear. The world world know ba Bob voice be that. He should not be deceived by lawyers wey wan chop their share.

Point is, giving Bob a special attention because he transformed into a girl against our constitution is what will bring many people down.
I am responding to this part of your write-up strictly for educational purposes so others can learn.
1. The entire concept of prison, corrections, incarceration is for protective custody.
2. Protective custody so you can have your day in court.
3. Protective custody so harm cannot happen to you during your trial.
4. Bob looks like a woman. The prison isn't an easy place.
5. Men of "all sorts" are there!
6. You cannot put her/him with everyone..
7. E get why.
8. So he/she will be put in a special cell.
9. There are special VIPs cells in the prison. The likes of FFK, ex governors etc stay there.
10. The part I don't understand is saying she saying he lived in an apartment outside! Inside yes. Outside? I doubt it. Na bragging she/he wan do, now it landed her in trouble. Her him me sef confuse lol.
11. If you live outside, who was watching over the apartmemt? You need an armed security there 24/7. They may have to take turns and shifts.
12. Who paid them? She/he can't afford that.
13. How come the press didn't know?
14. Even things that happen in the prison, leaks out. Not to talk of taking an inmate to live outside for a long time! That story never clear.
15. Ask anyone that knows the prison very well. You can't do it for 1 billion. The prison officers lack such powers.
16. The best they can do, which is what they've been doing is arranged special apartments Inside the prison and secure that place away from anyone else. That is where VVIPs are remanded. But you pay heavily. You have access to DSTV, phone, private cooking. For visits, you will walk out to the gate lodge like everyone else, after which you will be escorted to your private lodge. That is the VIP treatment there. Any other thing anyone tells you , na bragging.
17. Or at best have a court to remand her/him in a medical facility on health reasons. Like Cecilia Ibru ex Oceanic bank Chair was remanded at the prestigious Redinggton hospital in VI, where she served her 6 months sentence.
18. So if the court didn't rule she should be remanded outside, I doubt if money can move them to act otherwise. Too too risky in terms of cost and practice. From my experience, it can never be done. The logistics alone makes it impossible. Besides, prison officers dey beef each other seriously. Under 24 hours the DCC of that prison go receive call from outside on that issue from the press. Na did wat dog them dey practice there.
19. Let the world know that in #Nigeria prisons you pay rent. This is a good time to initiate prison reforms.
20. Prison isn't free in Nigeria. Your money detects your lifestyle.

Confirmedzombie:
We have carried out an analysis on the voice recording.

Result shows Bobrisky's voice was cloned. Hence the voice recording is A DEEP FAKE.

This fake voice is the hand work of obedients and ipob. We will publish the names of those behind this fake recording soon

"Stories that touch the heart". Are you aware Falz Falana has sued VDM? Saying he didn't contact Bob but Bob contacted him and their Chambers? Meaning he verified the story.

DaddyCoool:
Charging it will be the problem.
But local people sef. What exactly are they looking at? It looks just like keke!
(BTW is it that cold in Jos? They're dressed like they're in iceland!)

They are looking for the electric bros

Bayero is wasting his time. 1. Sanusi will appeal. 2. A Federal high court cannot overide a state High court an assume jurisdiction on a chieftIncy matter. 4. Even if Bayero comes back, Kano governor will still depose him. Will rhe court say a governor shouldn't depose an Emir. This matter is far from over. It's just like dragging your employer to court then you still work there!

Racoon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9WAvRcDh6E?si=Fr5O_Wj3r16nl3O0


https://www.legit.ng/1149255-names-god-nigerian-languages.html

Nice. However some corrections.
1. The Ibibio people are predominantly found in Akwa Ibom state. So you shouldn't have separated Ibibio and Akwa ibom. It's confusing.
The ibibios were in Cross River before the state Akwa Ibom was carved out. Apart from Ibibio being the dominant language in Akwa ibom, there are other dialects like Annang- second biggest ethnic group in Akwa ibom. There are also Eket,Oron, okpobo, ikot abasi dialects etc. Ibibio are also found in Atlanta Georgia, USA.

Confirmedzombie:
I said that that after Peter obi and his obedient hailed julius after his meeting with Peter obi, that the man is doomed and will never be SA president.

Anybody ipob, obedient, yebod, Peter obi supports must be doomed.

You sound uneducated. Your comments are utterly preposterous! Anyway, let me assist you.
What happened in SA has nothing to do with Nigeria or anyone else.
That's purely politics! ANC got into a fix. Their votes couldn't secure enough seats to win president.
Their policies too, was at variance with DA-predominently white membership.
Meanwhile, Jacob Zuma's newly formed party MK which came second, refused an alliance except Rhamaphosa steps down.
Leaving EFF another strong opposition.
Everyone knows EFF is built on stunch principles of black liberation from white supremacy rule etc.
EFF promised during campaigns to reassign property, predominantly lands held by whites. Lands that they claim were forcefully taken from native black owners.
ANC desperately needing an alliance to form a government, used that as one of the tools to court DA into an alliance to defeat EFF, irrespective of both ANC and DA's divergent policies. Also whittling down MK's pressure in tow.
It turned out to be a win win for both parties.(ANC and DA). It worked! It wasn't rigged elections like in Nigeria or falsification of academic results to qualify to stand elections.
Whenever you want to spew trash or speak your low-IQ gibberish, always remember that there are many educated and exposed intellectuals here, you cannot gravitate them to your gutter level.
One advise though, learn a trade. It pays better than being a "keypad warrior" or an e zealot for a man who cannot bring change or prosperity. When una don return dollar to how una meet am, come back here and rant. You call yourself Confirmedzombie! Now I get the point.

God1000:
Not bad, but why should our president and all his security chiefs gather for a meeting with the head of government agency in US, I find it a little demeaning though

Power pass power.

ohosi4real:
Can only happens in weak school in Nigeria

Give honor to whom honour is due. Stop being a sexist. Women are humans too. How did Ngozi Okonjo Iweala became WTO pesident and other notable positions she previously held? Are we in a "weak world? What about the first female president of Mexico? Claudia Sheinbaum!
Oga, better wake up and smell the coffee.
Continue to look down on women until you're completely overtaken by emerging realities.

Gbadugbakun:
She's dating the number 1 of the leading cult group in that environment. That's why she won.

Idiotic talk

This is pure fake news!!! The court struck out the matter. How can a court strike out a matter then ruled on it? Make una dey fear God o.

OROSUNBOLB:
Up Finidi! We warned you,mumu NFA!

Tanimu 5 shirt too pedestrian.

quickly:
Tactical setup

It was easy to see the goal coming

Onachu waste of space

You speak my mind. Where is the guy fro leverkusen? Boniface