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Family › Re: Whose Name Should I Put On Papers Of The Car I Intend Buying For My Married Sis? by tomju2(m): 5:33pm On Aug 25, 2023

Some questions shouldn't be asked in the first place? Use my name to register it. Mstewww
quote author=Kobojunkiee post=125317008] If you want to buy a car for X, shouldn't you put X's name on the car? I mean this isn't rocket science at all since the gift typically bears the name of the one whom the gift is meant for unless you have ulterior motives for presenting said gift. lipsrsealed

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Business › Affordable Shortlet Apartment by tomju2(op): 6:30pm On Aug 23, 2023*

Jobs/Vacancies › Hairstylist Needed In Surulere by tomju2(op): 8:12am On Aug 23, 2023

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Politics › Re: Subsidy Palliative: Why Can't FG Pay Nigerians Directly Into Their Accounts? by tomju2(m): 11:39am On Aug 20, 2023

180,000,000,000.00 ÷220,000,000.00 persons is 819 Naira. Do the Math.

quote author=Kingsmeal post=125223474]Sometimes I wonder the kind of archiac system we practice in this country.

Everything in this country seems to be in the analogue way, despite the fact that technology is helping out this time.

Just few days ago, I read an online article that FG has released a sum of N5bn to States for subsidy Palliative and I wonder why doing so.

According to statistics, Nigeria's population is around 220m, then why is the FG giving N5bn to each state to use for palliative?

Why can't the FG pay in Nigerians directly into their accounts to support them in this trying time?

N500bn was already ear marked and approved for this subsidy removal Palliative.

This will even help to bring alot of people out of poverty and also support those doing businesses or another form of survival job.

Why is Federal Government giving states these money, knowing fully well that nothing will get to the populace.

Ordinary Covid 19 Palliative, we saw how all the states hid the pallatives, including traditional rulers, while the masses were crying of hunger.

The BVN can even be used to make these payments through the CBN directly to the accounts of every NIGERIAN. And even those that do not have accounts can even use the opportunity to create one and get their BVNs too.

Why is the NIGERIAN govt still practicing archaic administration? Why Why Why?

These said pallatives will be looted, some will be shared to party faithfuls and loyalists in all these states and not even the actual populace. Some will even use the pallatives for election Campaign and thereby making look like they're doing the people a favour.

Nigeria Why? Why are you still in this mudane practice?
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Celebrities › Re: Police To Arrest Farida Abdukabir Who Attempted Suicide Over Failed Marriage by tomju2(m): 2:47pm On Aug 19, 2023

MarveworldG:
Arrest?

Yes, arrest! A lof of people don't know this. Suicide just like murder is an offence in Nigerian law. Attempted suicide is also an offence. You can kill someone and you can't kill yourself too. Both are criminal offences in Nigeria.

Celebrities › Re: Police To Arrest Farida Abdukabir Who Attempted Suicide Over Failed Marriage by tomju2(m): 2:24pm On Aug 19, 2023

MarveworldG:
Arrest?

Yes, arrest! A lof of people don't know this. Suicide just like murder is an offence in Nigerian law. Attempted suicide is also an offence. You can't kill someone and you can't kill yourself too. Both are criminal offences in Nigeria.

Business › Re: South Africa Opens Women's Only Bar - No Men Allowed! (PICS) by tomju2(m): 3:56pm On Aug 14, 2023

Who have you been hanging out with?
Just so you know some ladies stink more than men! Especially bleaching ones. So many have halitosis. Smelling wigs, smelly hair,....you'll see them using their hands to tap the hair, when the dirt makes it itchy.
quote author=Candidlady post=125065463] kiss

Super nice

Nothing like hairy armpit, mouth odour and Even body odour around you... Just you and your girls

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Politics › Re: 13 Reasons Nigeria Must Not Support Invasion Of Niger Republic - Shehu Sani by tomju2(m): 8:06am On Aug 02, 2023

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
fear fear man. We are not giant of Africa for nothing.

i go donate 30b agbado soldiers.

Giant of Africa that cannot produce a litre of petrol in country! Is that a giant? Or did you mean to say dwarf?

Politics › Re: Tinubu's Guinean Citizenship Expired Once His Passport Expired- Wole Olanipekun by tomju2(m): 12:15pm On Jul 18, 2023

Hyperchi:
So when America give u green card as a citizen, they also put expiring date on it, or u just want to sound stupid. Don't u think be4 an outsider is given citizen there is a court swearing, which is on paper be4 the document is given,
So travel passport is the certificate of a citizen

Don't waste your energy arguing with them. Some can't think straight. That someone can say citizenship expires with passport is laughable. He is even a SAN! Abi na sandpaper?

Politics › Re: Tinubu's Guinean Citizenship Expired Once His Passport Expired- Wole Olanipekun by tomju2(m): 12:13pm On Jul 18, 2023

psychalade:
Fact!

What is fact? That citizenship expires on expiration of passport? Really? How many times have you renewed your Nigerian passport? Did your citizenship expire? Better don't let an SAN paper be deceiving you. Think. Passport is a document showing your country for travel and other purposes. CITIZENSHIP CAN BE OBTAINED BY BIRTH,NATURALIZATION OR EVEN PURCHASE!. Two different things.

Travel › Re: Lagos State Task Force Clears Oshodi Railway Track, Apongbon Under Bridge, Etc. by tomju2(m): 2:38am On Jul 11, 2023

TemplarLandry:
Yes, very good.
These aliens come to our lands to scavenge and live in shacks.
Lagos must metamorphose into an ideal city.

I dedicate “If I Ruled The World” by Nas feat. Lauryn Hill to this Task Force. Great jam!

Yes o. Without gutters and drainage. Ideal mega city indeed!

Romance › Re: This Is Affecting My Relationship by tomju2(m): 11:25pm On Jul 04, 2023

Softboy001:
Bro I should let her know that am not into her sexually?? Lols no be trouble I dey find like that so... Imagine telling you babe that you're not attracted to her sexually. You go talk who you come dey attracted to.

Am actually trying the abstainance but reasons to cover up for the abstainance is what am looking for. Last time I used sickness and office stress, even at that she was still pissed, she kept reminding me it's been 2 weeks we had sex...

I just wanted to let you know that "hook up babes" "runs girls" "ashawo and "olosho" are all prostitutes! No difference. You pay all for sex init? Then stop deceiving yourself. Hook up babe runs 40 men in 3 months! Wetin be that? Stop patronising hook up babies. It's prostitution In an urban way. Just like pure water and bottled water. It's all about the packaging. If you like meet her on Instagram. Olosho ma prostitute. Na ashawo all of them be. Period.

Food › Re: Adeyeye Adeola: Chef Deo Begins 150-Hour Cook-A-Thon To Break Guinness Records by tomju2(m): 12:26pm On Jul 01, 2023

azpekuliar:
At least she looks better prepared for it unlike the Ekiti chef

She looks organised. But I don't understand the competition. Nigerians can copy ehn. Follow follow . grin

Health › Re: I'm 34 Years Old And I Bedwet. I Need Help Please by tomju2(m): 12:22pm On Jul 01, 2023

finegirl233:
Things de happen. I use to think i have seen it all only hear another new low. I cast out this type of nonsense from my future husband.
Op, see a doctor

Someone has a genuine concern and openly confesses for help,all you can say is display your narcissistic tendencies and mock.
Anyway, you haven't "seen it all" wait until you discover what "your future husband" has in stock. You think it's fun. No worry. Continue.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: 180 Russian Soldiers Surrendered To The Wagnerites. by tomju2(m): 1:45pm On Jun 24, 2023

Likoya:
Ukraine and Thier stupid NATO allies should be thanking God that somebody like me isn't the president of Russia Because I would have nuked that country long long ago and anybody that tries nonsense is getting nuked too...If the war in Ukraine is giving you sleepless nights, I have an suggestion that will help you sleep well...Just think of Russia as Israel and Ukraine as Palestine...

So NATO cannot Nuke Russia? Is that what you think?

Food › Re: What Is Your Favorite Soup? by tomju2(m): 2:34pm On Jun 17, 2023

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Food › Re: What Is Your Favorite Soup? by tomju2(m): 2:33pm On Jun 17, 2023

pocohantas:
Afang is my best soup.

If you see me eating okro or egusi, please hug me. Just know I am going through a lot and I would blink thrice if I need help.

Food › Re: What Is Your Favorite Soup? by tomju2(m): 2:32pm On Jun 17, 2023

[quote author=nawa4naija post=123856325]Fisherman soup !!![/
Great choice

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Crime › Re: Socialite, Cecilia Agu Sent To Prison Over ₦‎275 Million Internet Scam by tomju2(m): 10:38am On Jun 15, 2023

KingOfIsoko1:
Sauce pls

No be only sauce na stew please

Crime › Re: Lady Remanded In Kirikiri Prison For Assaulting Police Officer (Photos) by tomju2(m): 11:06am On May 17, 2023

Draslo:
I'm not married. My girlfriend worships me....so I wouldn't know.

I still maintain the woman is probably on her right. She fit be olosho sef because na Dem no dey waste time grab man shirt

Your gf worships you! And you allow it? Are you God?

Food › Re: Guinness World Records Follows Hilda Baci On Instagram, As She Gets Verified by tomju2(m): 6:59pm On May 16, 2023

It's easy to sit at the comfort of your home to underate such an achievement. Firstly, can you stand for 4 days nonstop? Just be standing without doing any major thing? Someone cooked for 4 days straight with little or no rest, and you have the guts to undermine her efforts? Are you human? For real. That said, please explain to us your major achievement in your life and I'll show you 3million or more Nigetians who have fared better in that field than you. Please start, I'm listening.

PoliteActivist:
What feat?
OP can you please patiently explain this "record" to me without insult?
Record usually implies EXCELLED in something - did something better than everyone else, or did something no other person can do.
ANY Shaolin monk and some men can cook three times longer than Hilda did.
Please patiently explain without insult

Crime › Re: Lesser Hajj: NDLEA Arrests Saudi-bound Widower, Divorcee At Lagos Airport by tomju2(m): 3:48pm On Apr 23, 2023

Zonefree:
If they stretch the investigation, they'll discover the drugs belong to one Guinea man.

This man will use drugs to finish Nigeria.

Their leader who trained them is now President select. They want to use drugs and finish Nigerians. Sad.

Travel › Re: National ID Card Wahala by tomju2(m): 1:39am On Apr 21, 2023

Vesilli:
Please is it possible to collect the ID at another enrolment centre?

Just visit NIMC site online and login, print your your ID card.
Step 1. Dial *346
They'll show your user and pass.
Step 2. Copy the user name and password
copy user and password
Then go here https://myportal.nimc.gov.ng
and input user and password .
Note that username has a dash inbetween

Sports › Re: Super Falcons Flip The Bottle Final BTW Asisat Oshoala & Monday Gift (Video) by tomju2(m): 5:28pm On Apr 14, 2023

KnowledgePower7:
Where do these falcons hide their breast

Falcons are birds!! Birds get breast?

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Politics › Re: Uber Facts Releases More Details About Tinubu's US Drug Case by tomju2(m): 9:44am On Apr 11, 2023

9jii:
Still better than IPOB terrorist that tried to plunge this country in to ethno-religious Civil War.
Thank God he failed miserably.

A thief better than what? I'm shocked at some comments.

Politics › Re: "How I Survived 4-hour Ordeal In Kidnappers’ Den" —Justice Pemu (Picture) by tomju2(m): 2:57pm On Apr 07, 2023

Caaz:
It's very feasible that the driver got killed.but I really do not understand why he was proving adamant when he was instructed to get out from the vehicle?

And madam chief judge even forgot to visit the family of the driver to make enquiry.
You ve seen why it's not good working for people, because they don't give a shit about you.

She may not have captured everything she did concerning the driver. Sometimes they are complicite. Fear drivers.

Politics › Re: I Am Suffering From Pneumonia, Cardiac Arrhythmia - Akpabio Declines EFCC Invita by tomju2(m): 12:53pm On Mar 30, 2023

JasonScoolari:
God's will Akpabio; A man loved when he was a governor under the PDP, did tremendous work at Akwa Ibom, earn a spot as one of the finest politician out of the Creeks of the Niger Delta,

He is now a useless THIEF under the APC, he is being disgraced, embarrassed, demystified subjected to mockery and rendered an Internally Displaced Politician both in the State and Federal level.

Now, EFCC are chasing him like a thief at Ochanja market in Onitsha. They are gradually stripping him nakked, grabbed him by his balls and taken everything from him.

He will soon get HIV when the demonic APC are done with him.

Only one man! All these allegations.

Politics › Re: Obafemi Hamzat: MC Oluomo Must Pay If He Broke The Law by tomju2(m): 10:24am On Mar 29, 2023

I can assure you MC Oluomo is more valuable to Tinubu than Obafemi Hamzat.

Crime › Re: Temitope Adeyinka Wanted By British Police, £10,000 Bounty by tomju2(m): 7:51pm On Mar 27, 2023

loosecanon50:
Adeyinka, the hired killer from the waste.

Name checkers una food don done…let’s what you people will say about your brother now.

He is igbo!

Politics › Re: Keep Your Dirty Nose Out Of Nigeria’s Affairs, Fani-kayode Attacks British Envoy by tomju2(m): 9:47am On Mar 27, 2023

Fibonacci88:
Las Las na FFK go cast Tinubu

You spoke my mind. FFK is more of a liability to Tinubu and APC than an asset.
No matter your bias, you'll agree that sometimes silence is golden!. It's like a street thug about to fight. Some will be hailing you, pushing you, cheering you to "finish the guy", the moment you knock him to the ground, and he lies lifeless, one by one they'll quietly walk away and abandon you. Next thing you'll hear "carry am". Panti in Yaba becomes your new home.....before Ikoyi Prison or Kirikiri.
Yes, you can disagree with someone without insults. Read the statement of Jones, then read the response from FFK. The latter is actually the "educated illiterate". FFK cannot sustain a national discourse or an argument without invectives. It's his nature and that's so sad.
Watch the MPs in Britain argue on the floor of the houses of Commons or Lords, then you'll understand the need for civility in advancing your case, opinion on national issues.
I feel that eventually when push turns to shove and FFK is juxtaposed with UK, even APC and Tinubu will choose UK over him. Las Las he may not be cleared for Ministerial appointment. He is indeed a liability than an asset. I'm not sure many Nigerians like him. Or have we forgotten his vitriol on Tinubu himself? Calling APC a "demonic party" et al?

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