₦airaland Forum

uzoclinton:
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He's a year closer to his death... and he's celebrating it....


Painful fact... when we celebrate our birthday we celebrate growing old... ergo we celebrate the fact that we are getting closer to our graves..

Bros, life is for the living so live it or youre better off dead.

Divay22:
Why would you care, when you very well know your aim and what you stand to gain...


Can someone remind me what he does again?






Lemme goan be preparing for cross over service

He grabs a$$e$ for a living.

Emzyme:
Since u have difficulties understanding

I am actually done with zoology
i have a c/o am yet to tidy
Got Admission to study elect elect , d course I wanted

Then I saw d nigerian army
And thought oo well
U always loved d army
Y not apply
U could take time off to study , tidy d bsc nd mayb d b engr
If possible get a promotion
So u get now

I assume you have age on your side. Go for the 5-6years stress of becoming an engineer only. Its not impossible you get posted to Maiduguri before you finish your B.Eng. My 25cent

Tekecoms1:
Keep deceiving yourself ooo
Masturbation is the same thing as sex and stop telling us stylishly it is a sin. By the way it is your personal Joystick. You wan use am go heaven
The same emotional discharge felt during Mastubation is not different from the one felt when you are on top of a woman.
QED.

Kai!! Dont ever say that again. You've obviously never had real s€x

internationalman:
But he didn't reveal why it was the biggest sin..

But his chances of going back is 99%

Even the act has affected his picture pose. See his hand in front of his tool

TheUbermensch:
This one nailed his own coffin. Smh

Come paint am join

The internet truly never forgets. If not that nairaland is faceless.....

Emzyme:
See person


na d bsc zoology weh I go soon tidy
abi d elect elect engr weh I just get Admission to study

So which Admission I deh find again na

You are even confused sef. Youre almost true with Bsc zoology and you still went to seek admission to study engineering? And now its the Nigerian army. My brother, your confusion is unequalled. This must stop this year.

gbosaa:
The boy is full of silly fantasy. Military isn’t for people with such questionable mental health.

He never talk true. Na admission into University him need.

gbosaa:
If you tried killing your self 3x and failed, how do you think you can succeed in killing another person?
When faced with a certain situation and you have just a round in your mag to take out that enemy, failure would not be an option, you need to make that decision and act with precision.

If you’ve tried taking your life 3x as you said, you need to sort yourself out. Military isn’t for people with questionable mental health issues.

In summary, youre asking him to succeed at killing himself first then he will succeed in the army. Tiri gbosa for you.

amzee:
HAVE YOU TRIED DRINKING 1 CAN OF SNIPER?

IT WORKS FASTER

Speaking from experience. Lol

sistar007:
I think you would still get tired of it so soon

I assume thats the device your are using and youre tired of it. The same way im making the best use of this nokia 112 is the way im going to use the Note 4pro. Especially when i know i dont have the money to get a better one.

gbosaa:
6 times a week for 7 months??

In fact let’s do some maths.

In one week = 6x
One month. = 6 x 4 = 24
In 7 months = 7 x 24 = 168 times

Each time you cum, the vol is average of 3.7ml

168 x 3.7 = 621.6ml
This is more than half a litre or more than a sachet of ‘pure water’.

For each ml, you shoot off roughly 60million wriggly sperm cells.

621.6 x 60,000,000 =222,000,000 sperm cells.

Assuming most of those were healthy, technically you have the potential to double the population of Nigeria.


Conclusion: You are danger to the world population and you should submit yourself to the nearest clinic or your neighbourhood butcher to give you radical orchidectomy.

Imagine if you had continued, you would’ve filled a big coke bottle by now. Go and get your castration bro.

lol... This dude is recommending castration like its salvation.

snowblaq:
Yh.. True... But that's when garri isn't well processed... The cyanide in it can have negative effects on the eyes and eye sight ultimately.... But then... Some people add palm oil to the garri when processing it... That's the yellow garri you see... So those are actually better than the white garri... Cos of the palm oil which contains Vitamin A... For food eye sight... And it also reduces the effects of cyanide in cassava....

Gbam!! This lady understands her addiction.

I want a smartphone (INFINIx Note 4pro). Im tired of this Nokia 112

kolawoleibukun:
wetin you don get out of this country? your parents suffer pay your school fees for half-baked education, your school sandals worn out because of trekking and bad road, dem pay light bill way una no use and buy fuel on top. no water to drink. all the juice and drinks are below QA/QC standard. no drainage system. no hospital. millions die of malaria. no insurance. police cannot arrest badoo killers. all our girls have turned asrshewoh.
which one is anger and bitterness? are you so insensitive to the thousands of people dying? are you unaware of the number of people committing suicide? why is it that the same people who cannot open their mouth to condemn evil would find it easy to attack people who speak out? how much have you done to create the change that you still believe in? will it happen automatically? Will you sit down and fold your arms and pray that God will help you?
person talk people go fight am but dem no fit talk when the main criminals day. the country has no hope. it failed my grand parents failed my prarents na me e won help? which kind belief is that?

I agree folding arms and just believing wont do, neither will complaining and pessimism will. What we can do is be the change we want and with prayers and optimism, things will happen. This is not speaking out. We are aware of our own condition. You are simply complaining out of terrible bitterness. This will in turn affect the way you see things now and in the future. It will also affect the way you might do things that will benefit the country. Be an optimist bro. It is well.

kolawoleibukun:
for where dem make am?
the only reason those people still day claim Nigeria na becos another contry never give dem offer. once dem get offer na leggo.
which kind Nigerian women?
Nigeria no send anybody.
dem nearly list Anthony Joshua inside. wizkid na Nigerian population day keep all those artist for here. Ghana artist na here dem day come chop na. all these our artist way day here na sheet.

All dem na hungry day do dem. when I day read their net worth I day laugh. Kanayo o Kanayo since which year just day build house for his village this year. pikini wen dem born wen kanayo o kanayo start don marry born him own pikin. na now e day build house. See OJB day house him kidney rotten. Muna no fit fly himself comot for town.

our girls dem go buy comon gown of 200k dem go use am snap for twitter and facebook. a whole celebrity. any small sickness way do anyone na the same we way dem day pump for go still contribute.
the recent iritshefemi way do weding na only four cows dem kill. na wah. I wonder all these celebrity

who see way make e run oh. I day pity all those ones way get chance but dem still day fly green white green. Imagine Yekini of all people die like fowl nobody send. him family today day suffer nobody cares.

Okwaraji family day suffer today nobody send.

Pete Edochie of all people dem just pay am pension. You go day expect say with him connection and fame he go fit push thing. the old man just get pension.

nobody put Blessing Okagbare after all she run for Nigeria. if to say Blessing no she for go run for Ghana.

wetin day vex me be say na shoe way other country polish we won wear.

sense minister say na anthony joshua him won make ambassador when Samuel Peters day rotten for corner for Nigerian Police. Chioma ajunwa since that time na now dem day promote her. after the glory way she give Nigeria. but how our misiter of defense take reach that position just now, we no no.

Buhari pikin carry bike day ride anyhow. if he get work e go try that nonsese. dem no won talk the make of the bike but we know say na Harley davidson. million day wish the boy well, but the millions of poor men way day die, na who go wish dem well?

all nigerian babes don turn ashy even some with common plate of food dem go surrender kukuru give you.

who see road, no dull oh. this one no be place

Anger and Bitterness. With this on your mind,youll never get anything good out of this country. I still believe in this country. God help us all

Heywhizzy:
this rape of a thing on social media must not raise it ugly heads in 2018.. What nonsense, how did rape transform to a regular issue

Rape has always been more than regular. They are mostly ashamed of talking about it. Ladies are lately getting convenient to talk about it. It carrier a stigma. If you notice, its ladies calling out a guy on behalf of their friends.

Sometimes its not the initial intention of the guy but misinterpreted signals. Ladies should fix their traffic light in 2018

Queenext:
Again?

How do rapist enjoy the sex sef.

i dont understand. It beats my imagination each time. I think just the way thieves enjoy taking things away from people forcefully.

DonFreshmoney:
So u just spoke sense now, because I criticised OP list. Grow some sense brova

oh,so you mean to tell me you dont have anyone to tell you about your stupidity and how to criticize peoples hardwork constructively?? This must stop in 2017

1. Dont trust girls. 2. Love is not enough to marry. 3. Bros before ladies. 4. Man was made incomplete.. Our sufficiecy is of and in God alone. 5. Its possible to survive without whatsapp.

Na you arrange yourself very fast and stand. Sometimes, when a girl says no, it might be that she cant marry you as at then. Check and know why she said No. It might be that she has not been convinced on one or two things. So just like asking a girl out over and over again, try again.

Akwasi:
Where is one corner?

Bros, this is strictly for Nigerian artists. Patapaa is not a nigerian

DonFreshmoney:
The most biased thrash ever spotted on Nairaland. OP u need brain reset. Moreover, who did research on this?

Oya do your own list lets see.

GoldenCircle:
you are a fool.

Truly, his foollery is unequalled

See their belle

So they took other cute pictures but only the doggy style pics went viral...which was even crazy cool sef

Mine was the first time i fingered a pusssssy with a fishy smell. I didnt understand what was making my left hand smell that bad. I washed my hands like a million times and i remember pocketing the hand a whole week while eating. It was weird!

kolawoleibukun:
people are dying you day talk about most weird experience? things day bad day go. which other meaning of weird you dy find in a weird country? the whole country is weird. there is nothing like weird experience. everyday na sheet for here. see even Lekki way we think say make sense, how many day rain the whole place full. still the fools dem way think say dem get sense no fit build gutter for their streets. dem day build expensive houses but ther sheet day float for street. and dem still day feel for us.

ear day pain a whole president. person way ear day pain day hear word? the moogu go summit day go read about Myammar when the Number of Christians way dem day kill for north plenty pass the people way die for the entire Iraq and Afghanistan.

the wife day form high class. person way old dem defile at very tender age. dem say she classy pass Patience for old man room? people husband. the children from Buhari first wife sef we no day see dem. e hide those ones. Donald trum reveal all him pikin. this one just hide his first children and first wife, the new ones occupy space day form beauty queen. where dem fine reach ? no be their mates day win beauty contest? first class dem no bring come. no exceptional record to prove brilliance or prove beauty. na makeup dem day show us and zara pictures.

she him boy day go ride okada get accident. you papa no go build road first before you begin ride okada. the story self no gel. which kind accident be that? the girl pikin say e don well, another mama say dem day fly am go Germany for treatment. una case na zero. yeye

As much as i feel youre heaping too much blames on the first family, it just proves that uneasy lays the head that wears the crown. Btw, no family is perfect.

lilfreezy:
my condom burst during sex with my girl. I had to wait to her next period to find out if she was pregnant or not. Alas i fired blank. It was a weird and terrifying experience and now I have pussyPHOBOIA.

I can relate to this. Although my phobia didnt last for long sha. I was diving in a week later...carefully this time though.

[quote author=AuthoritySpeaks post=63738738][/quote]very creepy picture.