₦airaland Forum

ElPhoche:

I was serving my fatherland too before I got my Visa to travel. I had to leave to chase my future... It is only for a while

Congratulations man. All the best.

ElPhoche:
Man, cheer up. You are still alive and not in the hospital, trust me.... It is well

Thanks man, i know that. Yesterday was my birthday and im far away from home and babe serving my father land.

ElPhoche:
You be rubbish man . So out of all the things we I post na that one you see to comment?
I meant that I was staying away from home in a foriegn land without my family, while dealing with the cold of the US.

Dont mind me. Im feeling very negative this evening.

ElPhoche:
I wonder how my own mum would do when I come back maybe in 2-3 years time. My eyes just watering small small as I deh type this... Omo, this is the loneliest and coldest Christmas ever in my life, feeling the bone-chilling cold of Yankee, but man gotta do what man gotta do

So you would have cuddled with your mom if you were in nigeria?

Im not moved one bit. Is 5years too much? Im suspecting the woman sef?

Escalze:
good one football money na 2nd blood money

Which is the first?

Is the baby bleaching? Abi its too much powder? Lol

iamJ:
nobody cares oga, we dont need ur biography, so as nairaland give u happiness reach, e no cure ur baldness

lmao....i had to 'go up' to check for his baldness.

iamJ:
u no go understand sha, e get as e dey do me, especially wen u dey play better jams, driving fast sweet die

True. Ma sweet things they kill sha. Thank God you put 'die' after the sweet'

iamJ:
swear say when u see ugly person, sacrifice no come ur mind, only dem get face like sacrifice

lmao....i have never thought of sacrificing people o abeg

Mothers Love ehn. I LOVE MY MOTHER

Lawd....she is so pretty that someone who couldnt get her wished she was dead.
Im still confused about which tribe to marry from.

Ravissante:
WWhat sense did you make now? It's as if you just typed Al the things your phone simultaneously predicted for you

lmao....you sound like you've done it before.

iamJ:
even if i get billions, i will still drive myself, i enjoy it, i will do like amechi that year, escort will follow but he will drive himself i like speed too na why i dey fear distance make i no use 140 end my life journey, i dey envy all those seme border drivers, those guys dey press 160 easy

Bro, ease up on the pedal pressing and the rubber burning. Remember you are not the presidents son. Even the presidents son has not been revived. Speed kills.

iamJ:
as for police its normal, people looking good have money so they will disturb them more, during my university days, one of my guy get one benz like that, we went clubbing one night, there was police check point in front, my friend turned on his inner light, wen it got to our turn, police man said abeg move, people dey on inner light una join laugh wan kill me that day

that suspecting mata na poor people issues, girl that is thinking abt how to better her life no get time for all those broke people play, poor people are very insecure, that is why they are poor and will neva progress, ugly people own is the worst, toast an ugly girl and she will say u want to use her for rituals, they fear and expect the worst, because they know with their face, its what they deserve

https://s19.postimg.org/ui6kviddv/gfkjlkhfgdsfad.gif

Lmao... Ugly people deserves to be used as sacrifices?

I think Nigeria should legalize prostitution.

I feel the OP will still leave this girl. But mark it, you'll never find anyone better. You think girls like this full everywhere ba?

Its better you open your stony heart now and learn to love her. Dont be a pig that will trample on this precious pearls Mother Earth has given you.

dahunsy:
Ohhh okay..... Mohits!!! I was expecting lilwayne n cash money reunion on stage. ....Davido must have paid tru his nose for these clowns to come back togeda and perform

How much they wan collect? OBO will pay them in cash if they want. Don and d'banj might perform for free though.

favourmic:
the man is rich already that his life his business

can I ask this question?
I just finished eating in my friend's house.. How long should I stay before going... So that they won't think it was only food I came to eat?

My brother, na the same shoe i dey o. Mine is worse in the sense that they served of five pieces of meat only and i have plans to enrich my pot with three pieces. Problem now is how to hide the three pieces of meat.

QuietHammer:
Just imagine someone having a dinner of garri after a blissful session of wanking his soul out.

LOL...

So they should choose Library or water resources abi? Pessimists everywhere!

Truth is most people only see the accumulated effects of masturbation. These include blurry vision, low brain functionality etc. If you are on a very good diet, you'll probably not feel any adverse effect. My honest advice is masturbate according to your diet quality.

SirMichael1:


At least he achieved something before he went on.

Even in my stupidity, my iPhone8 can't be the cause of my death...

He's a hero though. He saved his phone from death- That's what heroes do right? Nah? Alright

Wait to see what you'll do when this happens two days after spending your life savings on an iphone

richythePH:
i wouldnt want to be the bearer of bad news man but all evidences + ur story proves that shes a hoe (no offence) and is prolly cheating


anyways who am i to conclude when i aiint a lady


Lets wait for dem ladies to come tell us why women sometimes take off their engagement rings but i'll advice u take back ur ring cos its pretty certain she doesnt love you as much as u do her

And your moniker says (f)....smh

Mariangeles:
Look beyond his rough and sun burnt skin, you'd see the cute little boy got his looks from his father...

My sister, he is so burnt that i cant. Now that they have donations, i hope he'll eat well.

His mom must have been very cute. This man is not handsome at all. Maybe thats part of why she didnt stay. Just saying...

MatricNumber:
then you should marry handsome genes like me

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Zionista:

lol...You become Azz-less my brother

Dutchey:
abeg where Idris? make e come sing Nigeria Jaga Jaga remix. how will someone tell me i can remove stain with stain

Havent u heard that you cure madness with madness?

sassysure:
Half population of the males we see around will want to do something to get a better prik cos it kill's their image a lot when the power house looks funny. The reason all those drugs for such sells like hot cake. Yet the ladies haven't crucified them for that. If a woman want change especially after undergoing pregnancy change,she is free to do so.

Lots of u (assuming u are a guy) droll on nicki minaj image or Kim cos why? Even when u know they are mostly fake? Why not droll over Asa and her likes.
Beauty sales for everybody. If u hv the money to do it,be it man or woman,go ahead.

lol @funny looking pr1ck. I for one would love a bigger pr1ck. Im just saying Tonto looks great aiidy so why the surgery? Besides, a better shape can be attained at a cheaper rate with low risk.

Reasonabledoubt:
He is not you father. He owes you guys nothing. If he decides to help your mum, it’s coz he wants to do so, not coz he has to.

It is the responsibility of a parent to train his/her children, so your mum did not do him or you guys a Favour by not remarrying, that was her decision.

She did her job, you people were not consulted before she decided to have you. So training you guys was not a privilege, it was her absolute responsibility.

Get your own life and stop looking at him for help, as you come this life, na so him too take come the life.

Some of you siblings expect that your older ones or the richer sibling will die for you. Make your own money. He has his own family to think of now, and besides you’re not the one working for his money, so stop feeling entitled.

Nigerians and their entitlement mentality.

I used to think like this but i realised its because im broke. I mean whats the essence of being rich when your siblings cant enjoy part of the riches? Yes,its a the mothes absolute responsibility to take care of her children. What then happens when she joins the dependent ratio? At OP, I will advice you guys to show him more love despite his cursed behaviour. Call him more, call his wife to check their welfare etc. Dont expect any change dou...just keep doing it...esp ur mom

Reasonabledoubt:
He is not you father. He owes you guys nothing. If he decides to help your mum, it’s coz he wants to do so, not coz he has to.

It is the responsibility of a parent to train his/her children, so your mum did not do him or you guys a Favour by not remarrying, that was her decision.

She did her job, you people were not consulted before she decided to have you. So training you guys was not a privilege, it was her absolute responsibility.

Get your own life and stop looking at him for help, as you come this life, na so him too take come the life.

Some of you siblings expect that your older ones or the richer sibling will die for you. Make your own money. He has his own family to think of now, and besides you’re not the one working for his money, so stop feeling entitled.

Nigerians and their entitlement mentality.

I used to think like this but i realised its because im broke. I mean whats the essence of being rich when your siblings cant enjoy part of the riches? Yes,its a the mothes absolute responsibility to take care of her children. What then happens when she joins the dependent ratio? At OP, I will advice you guys to show him more love despite his cursed behaviour. Call him more, call his wife to check their welfare etc. Dont expect any change dou...just keep doing it...esp ur mom