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Romance / Re: Ladies!!!!! by Tonia500(f): 4:44pm On Dec 20, 2013
money-hungry :

jizos!!!
that's another planet o.
I hope say ur mallam sabi sexvice wella? lol.
I plan to continue my series but hustling no dey gree me.
someday, the series shall rise again.
he sabi o wella
Literature / Re: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL -- Drop your Stories by Tonia500(f): 12:46pm On Dec 20, 2013
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Literature / Re: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL -- Drop your Stories by Tonia500(f): 12:44pm On Dec 20, 2013
fabulous am stil thinking of mine to write
Jokes Etc / Like Seriously!!!!!! by Tonia500(f): 12:39pm On Dec 20, 2013
if ur village is the type that u climb udara,mango,agbalumo,cashew or palm trees before u get network just wish me merry christmas and happy new year before u travel
Romance / Re: Ladies!!!!! by Tonia500(f): 12:34pm On Dec 20, 2013
Foxy_Flow:

My beer wink wink
chillax i go buy for u
Romance / Re: Ladies!!!!! by Tonia500(f): 12:33pm On Dec 20, 2013
Bank Manager:
Not just gud,but nice,caring and humble.
Above all,i'm that real dude that smiles in trouble,gather strength from distress and grow brave by reflection...
Wanna know me more??#winks
okay
Romance / Re: Ladies!!!!! by Tonia500(f): 11:07am On Dec 20, 2013
money-hungry :

u know na.... those things. plus am chasing paper. lol.
where u dey sef?
i dey nasarawa state o
Romance / Re: Ladies!!!!! by Tonia500(f): 11:06am On Dec 20, 2013
Bank Manager:
In such cases,ladies ought to be blamed if they are later dumped in a long-term relationshp..
U wanna know why?
The truth is this,if a guy propose to a lady and carefully lay his intention of taking her to the altar,on the course of dating,2 years later,no sign of marriage,why not take a bow to aviod future regrets??
After all,there are "bettter guys" outside..!Guys like me#winks
lol mr bank manager are u sure u are gud guy Just asking o
Romance / Re: Ladies!!!!! by Tonia500(f): 10:27pm On Dec 19, 2013
money-hungry :

yes oh. still running tinz. how u dey?
am fine,what do u mean by running tinz??
Education / Help!!! by Tonia500(f): 5:43pm On Dec 18, 2013
Please the nov/dec gce waec results is it out??
Romance / Re: Ladies!!!!! by Tonia500(f): 4:16pm On Dec 18, 2013
money-hungry :

my wife, so you Don deny me abi? lol. it's not fair oh.
like seriously u stil dey dis world?
Literature / Re: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL -- Drop your Stories by Tonia500(f): 11:18am On Dec 18, 2013
Foxy_Flow:

My beer na sure-banker na... If you fall hands eh...

I been start the sister of this story for sexuality section but I get ish with the moderator so I dey go rectify am. Chill, I dey my story-telling mode.
oga mi no falling hands oh
Romance / Re: Ladies!!!!! by Tonia500(f): 11:14am On Dec 18, 2013
shegxi: op, afta money hungry leave u abi? no worry, u go get anoda.
who be money hungry sef??
Romance / Re: Ladies!!!!! by Tonia500(f): 7:32am On Dec 18, 2013
jay bee: Ok
my humble mod,i hail o
Romance / Re: Ladies!!!!! by Tonia500(f): 7:27am On Dec 18, 2013
bastien: I laugh u in spanish!


Him b government? Guys no dey employ and girls they employ!
Guys dey send CV,yet some dey get bounce!
Guys wey dey employ still b d one to dey pay salary into bear bear bank!!


Na una(girls) suppose to dey pay,for blood wey we dey waste tinkin say we dey enjoy/gain on bed!
which kind blood be dat What of all that banging and raising of legs,sum go dey even hit our head for bed or wall,we deserve compensation jare

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Romance / Ladies!!!!! by Tonia500(f): 6:38am On Dec 18, 2013
After dating him for ten years then he dumps you for another woman.........................WTF my dear go to him and ask for pension or an award for long term service.
Literature / Re: CHRISTMAS SPECIAL -- Drop your Stories by Tonia500(f): 7:19pm On Dec 17, 2013
Foxy
Jokes Etc / Mandela Syndrome!!!!! by Tonia500(f): 10:09am On Dec 16, 2013
i turn on the tv all i saw was mandela
the radio it was mandela
facebook,twitter,2go and even bb display pictures its mandela everywhere
i picked the news paper still it was mandela on frontpage
and nw am afraid to open my fridge,gas-cooker and pot just incase mandela is there.

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