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Jokes Etc / Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Tonia500(f): 11:06am On Oct 18, 2013
El Guapo:

What about him if i may ask?
troublesum oh
Literature / Re: Prisoners Of War by Tonia500(f): 10:58am On Oct 18, 2013
Nice one,bt the suspence is too much oh.
Food / Re: Food for My Yoruba Man by Tonia500(f): 10:48am On Oct 18, 2013
Duduconfirm: Packaged Garri ijebu, Elubo dudu, Ewa oloyin and lafun is now in anambra state and sold at cheap prices. For purchase and distributing contact peahen foods : 07041200000 07041202000 08036449177. A trial will convince you.
i stay far frm anambra oh
Food / Re: Food for My Yoruba Man by Tonia500(f): 10:47am On Oct 18, 2013
Acidosis:

Pounded yam
Egusi soup
Vegetable
pepper stew

grin
okay oh thanks
Food / Food for My Yoruba Man by Tonia500(f): 4:34pm On Oct 16, 2013
please my yoruba inlaws,kindly help me wit recipes to cook for my man.
Food / Re: Do You Know Of Anywhere You Can Hire A Chef Hourly/daily Basis? by Tonia500(f): 4:12pm On Oct 16, 2013
fashokay: Do anyone know of any arrangement to hire a chef daily or hourly basis.I need a chef experience in continental, Chinese & African that I can pay daily or hourly as my need may arise.
Thanks
u see am a chef so how do we go abt it?
Literature / Re: Prisoners Of War by Tonia500(f): 8:04am On Oct 16, 2013
I hope it we dnt too long for next update? U are trying oh welldone.
Literature / Re: Kettle Calling Pot Black by Tonia500(f): 8:03pm On Oct 13, 2013
*grabs popcorn and lacasera and goes to front seat* Waiting for more
Literature / Re: Prisoners Of War by Tonia500(f): 1:23pm On Oct 09, 2013
This is just the beginning
Jokes Etc / Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Tonia500(f): 12:19pm On Oct 09, 2013
El Guapo:

Tough luck!

The goodnews is u're here now with me and i'd definitely do my best to ease off the worries, atleast to spare you some mental breakdown.

Tell me about the home, is it about stubborn kids to carter for, incured debts or a husband who hasnt skimmed through the pages of 'home management'? wink
a son actually
Literature / Re: Temptation ; The Story Of Love by Tonia500(f): 12:56pm On Oct 08, 2013
Hey!!! Dis guy dey so?
Literature / Re: BROTHER AND Sisters:the Story Of A Lowself Esteemed Introvert Geek And Loner... by Tonia500(f): 2:05pm On Oct 07, 2013
undecided*spread mat, kips shawarma and smirnoff* oya @op cm update,nice story? What wil happen to tonye and john?
Jokes Etc / Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Tonia500(f): 11:14am On Oct 07, 2013
El Guapo:

Oh u're welcome.

You've been coming around the bar, uhm are you having some sort of stress at work or home? undecided
both at home and work
Literature / Re: Life's Symphony: A Short Story by Tonia500(f): 9:54pm On Oct 06, 2013
*Drys tears* oh dear,was nt expecting that ending bt u try my dear,thumbs up.
Literature / Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by Tonia500(f): 8:06pm On Oct 05, 2013
E<R>F:


Habashocked . . .don't tell me you love Ozoigbon?

He killed the Chief gruesomely. . .

And Lucifer gave him the dose of being his right hand mangrin

DO you like Ozoigbon? wink
just dnt like the way he died,it scared the hell out of me.

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Literature / Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by Tonia500(f): 7:35pm On Oct 05, 2013
Yay u made front page*dancing davido's skelewu and drinking champange* congrats,i told you its nt amatuer piece. Once again congratulations.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Tonia500(f): 4:11pm On Oct 05, 2013
El Guapo:

Woah!

It wouldnt touch dear, its a long inches but i'd try my best to keep him calm and at bay wink

Ur name suggests how pretty u are kiss
hmmm,thank you sweetheart.;-)
Literature / Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by Tonia500(f): 3:55pm On Oct 05, 2013
E<R>F:


Woww. . Thanks ma'am.

But you must dislike something nagrin
That would be where ozoigbon was killed by lucifer.
Literature / Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by Tonia500(f): 9:31am On Oct 05, 2013
E<R>F:

You are welcome my sister, u guys made me really happy.

Thanks for that flattery again. . grin

Now tell me what you like and don't like about the story?
that is nt flattery, and the truth is i enjoyed everything about the story.
Literature / Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by Tonia500(f): 7:16am On Oct 05, 2013
Thank you bt ur work is nt an amatuer piece,u are better than in terms of writing
thank you for the honour. grin
Literature / Re: Prisoners Of War by Tonia500(f): 10:05pm On Oct 04, 2013
Eze plomoe thumbs up cheesy
Literature / Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by Tonia500(f): 9:54pm On Oct 04, 2013
*crying*it realy touched me! ,i think i shuld repent too,bt cm oh how u take cum learn speaking in tongues? Thumbs up for you my dear.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Tonia500(f): 9:38pm On Oct 04, 2013
El Guapo:

Good gal cheesy

Oya na, come sit on the bartender's laps -- He's a good guy wink
sure? Dnt want his penis touching my vagina
Jokes Etc / Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Tonia500(f): 12:13pm On Oct 04, 2013
El Guapo:

You cant be taking palmwine and a pint of ogogoro, u're a lady and those orders are reserved for Bin Gbagbo and all those 'feeling suicidal' guys cheesy
okay oh thanks for the advice,toh give me smirnoff
Jokes Etc / Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Tonia500(f): 12:07pm On Oct 04, 2013
cupsofxo: Dnt worry dia is now an ATM machine at d back of d bar just slot ur card nd get paid, as u know dia is no closeby bank hia so d cheque is really a long thin.
okay na
Jokes Etc / Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Tonia500(f): 8:52pm On Oct 03, 2013
*enters bar,find seat and sit down* erm bartender serve me one plate of nkwobi and palmwine diluted wit ogogoro*checks pocket*and am paying in cheque.agreed?
Literature / Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by Tonia500(f): 8:05pm On Oct 03, 2013
Don't be vex, my great SF'S and F'S for the late update. . . . [/quote]
am nt angry oh.u try jare

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Romance / Re: Man With An Erection Walks Around In Public Asking Women For Their Numbers(pics) by Tonia500(f): 3:31pm On Oct 03, 2013
Na madness grin
Literature / Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by Tonia500(f): 11:07am On Oct 02, 2013
*Still waiting*
Literature / Re: Prisoners Of War by Tonia500(f): 11:01am On Oct 02, 2013
Eze Promoe:
And if he refuses to marry you there, una go enter third world abi cheesy
anywhere we go he must marry me oh
Literature / Re: "The Lesser Power" - A Short Amazin Story. by Tonia500(f): 5:53am On Oct 02, 2013
E<R>F:


High five Aunty.

Welcome on board.

The King? I don't think the King/Chief had a problem. . . .it's that black devil angry

Thanks ma'am
okay am waiting oh since eze promoe refuse to update,am waiting on u.

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