Bring me a black complexion girl and I will show you beauty

Despite this fact, I still salute d courage of majority of them who gain access to big money but won't b tempted to steal..

Thanks op, since my fone can allow me check nairaland even as early as 4;14am, I don't need rooting

God bless Nigeria!!!
God bless Nigeria!!!
God bless Nigeria!!!






I repeat, God bless Nigeria!!!

Since he has confess to the crime, pls nd pls shoot him in d head.


One reason I don't like attending party especially night party.

Oru ko meni owo

Just saw this trilling but short story on my facebook wall and I thought it worth sharing.

Something interesting happened on my way to Oshodi this morning. At the park this rough
mean-looking conductor also known as
“agbero” in Yoruba was screaming for
passengers, his vernacular oscillating between
Yoruba and pidgin English.
“Oshod! Oshod!” He shouted angrily as I along
with some other passengers scuttled for seats.
There was this beautiful young lady who
couldn’t throw caution and decorum to the
wind but waited patiently until the bus was
almost filled. Then she pleaded to sit by the
agbero until somebody came down then she
would pay for a proper seat.
The agbero didn’t even look at her pretty face,
he hissed and shouted to the driver to move
that why didn’t she rush when others were
rushing. The girl started pleading in Yoruba
and clean ‘oyinbo’ english; “please, ejó, help
me out sir, I know you are a good man, never
mind all this shout you have been shouting
(people burst into laughter). Let me sit by your side please”.
Finally with much squeezing of face the agbero relented and she sat beside him. It was a tight squeeze but she didn’t complain but rather started praising the agbero. He in turn started teasing her, speaking (and sometimes spitting by mistake) into her face but the girl never looked away, she never let the smile leave her face. He asked her where she worked and she replied that she was a student in the University of Lagos (UNILAG) studying accounting. He teased her in Yoruba about her boyfriend and car (maybe asking why her boyfriend didn’t drop her at her destination…she laughed it off and continued to gist with the guy in Yoruba.
When she reached her junction the agbero
alighted the bus for her to come down. She did and paid her transport fare, then the agbero told her to give him a peck on the cheek for being so ‘gentlemanly’. At this point some of us became indignant, haba! He had been teasing her since, he should let her go. Another argument almost ensued between the agbero and the passengers although it was not as if the agbero was really serious, he told her to go.
Then it happened! She jumped forward and
gave him a peck on the cheek! We all shouted, the agbero was quiet out of surprise. She then waved bye and ran down to her street.
The driver and other people started to hail the
agbero, see hailing! The guy was just forming
boss, saying he knew he was irresistible etc
and others were yabbing (taunting) him, some
were yabbing the girl and we moved on and
suddenly the bus was quiet, show over. Then
the agbero put his head down and became
uncharacteristically quiet. The driver soon
asked the guy why he wasn’t calling out bus-
stop abi the girl don do am jazz (cast a spell on him). The agbero said something in Yoruba I didn’t get and then his voice became
emotional and believe it or not HE STARTED
CRYING. Others were now consoling him in
Yoruba. When I asked what the problem was,
the lady beside me explained that the agbero
said he just realised he would never be able to
get a girl like that in his life because he’s an
uneducated bus conductor and she was going
to be a graduate. He was weeping because he
knew no girl of her class might ever do to him
what that girl just did, to touch a dirty person
like himself; that the girl is nice and well
brought-up and if he had money he would
have chased after her. So the passengers were
consoling him in Yoruba that he would go
higher in life and be able to marry a girl like
that. He should not cry because itwas not the
end of the road for him.
That really touched me.
For a moment in that agbero’s life, his facade
of a street thug fell away and he was a
vulnerable emotional aspiring young man, just
like everybody else.

Coach stephen keshi already has presidential backing since the day he won d AFCON trophy. So am not suprised hearing this.

Let's take western countries as examples, dey don't just sack their coaches after a failure, na d coach go resign voluntarily. Since keshi refuse 2 resign, I still believe dat he consider himself not 2 have finsihed his work with d super eagle.

I knw Dr. Abarikwu very well, he had his PHD in University of ibadan, particularly in Molecular Drug Metabolism nd toxicology unit of biochemistry dept. So am nt suprise if he speaks on male infertility.

I also notice some people siting examples of those that drinks alcohol and still remain fertile. I wanna state here categorically that each of us has different biochemical make up. Cyp 2E1 is d name of the enzyme dat metabolises alcohol. However, as abundant as dis enzyme is in d body, not every body has it. If Mr A drinks alcohol nd still remain fertile and Mr B drinks and remains infertile, it is as a result of d absence of Cyp 2E1 in Mr B which is responsible for breaking dow the alcohol into less toxic compounds. So be very careful whom u imitate

Not only mobile phones, d ban shld include d use of generating set and cable Tv by prisoners..

I am not disputing that u weren't created by God. Come 2 think of it, if you can refer to the person dat gave birth to you as a father, then how will u call yourself bfor someone that created you. Am just of the opinion that d context using slave to describe your relationship with God will deprive you of wot a son/ daugher recieves from his/her father.

BetaThings:

So?
Are we not created by God?
Did he sire us?

No wonder u call yourself slaves (servant) of d the almighty.

alnaijiri:
Everywhere Muslims are being persecuted. O God! Free your people from the tyranny of the unbelievers! Grant your people victory against their oppressors!

BetaThings:

Is this judge aware that the NATIONAL CHRISTMAS TREE was paid for by government money


How come Justice Modupe Onyeabor does not feel inferior to nuns or does she?

Does nuns attend public schools. Don't mix up things here!

BetaThings:

Why should we not go to work on Sunday when the constitution says we are not a Christian nation

Try not to change d subject of discussion. U can as well contest dat in a reputable court of law!

FIRDAUS3:
Who ever deny us Hijab denied us our right. Who ever denied us our right denied us our Life. Struggle continue................

Then wot re u waiting for, go hug transformer!

Cameroun dey fear bk

I don't even bother 2 read d article, bt all am gonna say is dat pls our lawmakers, don't allow d wish of d americans to come 2 pass.

Ozil go score d first goal

Happy sunday everyone

With d way nairaland keep on posting Nollywood this and that, I guess nairaland has signed a MOU with Nollywood industry 2 help d single ladies find partner....
NB: Next time MOD, include their contact details for further information..


#Slimladiesalltheway#

Pray 2 God for divine answer

Free him jooor...

Costaaaaa,!!!

Atiku is right in his words, its 4 real dat burai cant win if primaries re 2 b conducted, neither will Atiku fly d party's presidential flag if primaries re conducted. APC presidential candidate is in one corner of his room smiling as event unfolds

I don't eat much bt I won't shy away from a simple plate of semolina with igbo made vegetable soup. (U won't wanna miss wot this tribe garnish their vegetable soup with)

Congract 2 her. She is successful in her field of endavour. Let's strive to emulate her in our various chosen field. Thank you

This flood u re sharing in enugu, there is God oooO

Fifa ban

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ketoprofen:

How come most ppl feel its better the conference is sovereign, so that everybody go answer im papa name?
But that's what igbos wanted in 1967, sighting no progression in the country in years to come .
43 yrs after, other groups think that's the best option.
Is it not obvious igbos are light yrs ahead of u?
.
Btw, can u point a single reason y tinubu was against the conference.
Just one.
Not what u think, but tinubu thinks.

You must be a schl cert fail student, tinubu made a statement and you here asking your frend to give reasons why tinubu made d statement.
Keep it up!

instead of all this ranting by stella kinsmen, dis is the working website of NASS, check it and see for yourself. www.nassnig.org/nass/news.php
The last time I checked, ibo people will support themselves even if found guilt, awon oju o ri ola ri. Dey wanna make use of this opportunity having seen it boldly written in obasanjo letter dat this might b d last time such region will make presidency..
Quote me and fall dead!

Gud evening moderator, I just put up an article on dis thread nd within minutes, it was removed, I search everywhere bt couldn't find it, can u pls tell me wot happen 2 it. Do u deleted it nd if yes, did I broke any rule or regulation?