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Crime / Re: Lagos Government Declares A Woman Who Beat A Baby With Rod Wanted by Tonyx5(m): 10:06pm On Apr 15
Domaining101:
In as much as what that woman did is very wrong, I've never see any government that loves social media clout and eye service like this Lagos government, especially this Sanwo Olu administration, the eye service is just too much. In case they have forgotten, Both public and Private schools in Lagos still allow teachers abuse their students in the name of flogging and punishment, but no they will not see those one's to abolish, it's only the ones that will give them social media clout they are After, Ndi Iberibe.
Oga shut up abeg
Business / Re: “There’s No Rich Man On Earth That Is A Salary Earner” - Pastor Olumide Emmanuel by Tonyx5(m): 10:31pm On Mar 05
Truths9ja:
Pastor Olumide Emmanuel is 100% on point here
What about management staff of multinational companies, the big 4's or even Cbn?
Business / Re: Name An Item You Have Stopped Buying Due To Inflation/high Prices. by Tonyx5(m): 6:07pm On Mar 05
Olatara:
before the inflation, sharwama was 2.4k now 3.5k.

Where do you buy yours for 2k
Unilag ma'am.

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Business / Re: Name An Item You Have Stopped Buying Due To Inflation/high Prices. by Tonyx5(m): 11:00am On Mar 05
Sharwarma. Now 2k from 1,300
sad

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Crime / Re: Policeman Loses AK-47 With 60 Rounds Of Ammunition While Watching Super Eagles by Tonyx5(m): 9:54am On Feb 13
Are our armed personnel allowed to go home with their rifle? Can someone please enlighten me.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by Tonyx5(m): 9:48pm On Feb 12
MyExpression:


Oga, I've met one before that told me same shiii.

I told her clearly that I'm not ready to do love with her or anybody at that time...
For night o, this gurl begin spit everywhere inside room...maybe she dey hope to spit fire or snake to attack me or something...I stand my ground...I'm not doing love shikena.
She told me bout the badluck tale too...and truly, I had dry spell for bout 6months...d only time I made progress, was d day I fasted before going to work.

Thank God nepa brought light...I cleaned my house and we slept.
Dat nite, I was raped in my dream...this one no be wet dream...I saw d gurls in my dream, but even in dreamland, I still told dem off...yet na erection and cum wake me up.
I woke up. Looked at her, looked at myself...still told her sleeping self that I am not doing. That night, I confirm say things on things dey happen.

When morning reach. I discharged her for life and embarked on full month fasting. Since then...I never do till today...but financially and spiritually, I'm in a good place.
Make una dey calm down. Lmao

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Told Me She’s A Water Spirit (mami Water) by Tonyx5(m): 9:45pm On Feb 12
Sirmwill:
If she's truly a Mami water spirit


You are playing with DEATH!


In fact you have entered into a covenant with her like that
You are stuck for life or DEATH

Swrs

You have no idea what you've gotten yourself into
Chill nigga
Food / Re: See The Food I Prepared In My Girlfriend's House. by Tonyx5(m): 9:05pm On Feb 12
obiekunie01:
That spoon meeeeen!!! damn!!

see the food self!! is this soup or stew or what precisely

swallow and egg!! nyaaammmaaa!!!

naija and poverty na 5 & 6! tufiakwa!!
Spoon long like screw driver

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Travel / Re: See How Close Roadside Traders Are To The Railway Tracks In Oshodi (video) by Tonyx5(m): 8:07pm On Feb 06
Sapeleboy911:
The state government won't take proactive measures to curtail this now. When the unfortunate happens, they will begin to setup investigating committees here and there.

On my way to the office this morning, I saw some officials of the Npf and Kai chasing those roadside traders along Brown Street, Oshodi. Nigerians are normally very stubborn people, let's see how this lasts.
Sports / Re: AFCON 2023: We Will Give Our Best Against Angola — Simon by Tonyx5(m): 3:38pm On Jan 31
AMAUCHESKY:
We need the cup

bad addiction is a distraction to your direction in life.. let me help you out via my signature
What services do you render nigga?
Sports / Re: AFCON 2023: Super Eagles Progress To Knockout Rounds (Photos) by Tonyx5(m): 9:40pm On Jan 22
GanagiBitrus:
Our possible Round of 16 fixture:

*If Guinea beats Senegal, we will play Senegal

*If Guinea Draws Senegal, we play Guinea

*If Senegal beats Guinea, & Cameroon beats Gambia with 2goals, we will play Cameroon.
...

If iffs and buts were candies and toys then everyday will be Christmas.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerians Look At Me Like A Fool For Doing This? by Tonyx5(m): 10:17pm On Jan 17
iLegendd:
Rest or learn to reason, dear.

Below is an American man sleeping with his mom. As Mr. Americana that you are, go sleep with your beautiful mom or sister and come tell us the outcome since you must use the evil in America as a yardstick in Nigeria.

If you can't do it, I won't reply you again, Mr. Americana.
Man just hold your peace w all these bs comparison of yours
Romance / Re: My Single Female Neighbor Has Been Giving Me Food. What Could Be Her Intentions? by Tonyx5(m): 8:41pm On Nov 17, 2023
Try to think w your head and not your stomach. It's best you define the relationship now, just know it's stuff like this that causes see finish
Education / Re: ICAN Exams by Tonyx5(m): 7:13pm On Nov 12, 2023
Yes it's very much possible
Education / Re: OAU Lecturer Assault Student For Refusing To Switch Off Her Phone While In Class by Tonyx5(m): 6:14am On Nov 09, 2023
The lecturer's action is totally wrong and unacceptable. There are better and calmer ways to deal with unruly students and as a Dr, he ought to know that. Smh

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Romance / Re: What Is That Thing Home Training Will Never Make You Do? by Tonyx5(m): 6:59pm On Jul 04, 2023
jackmrandy:



That's cool everyone with their own mindset.. would love to know you... drop your contact let me drop you a message
Bro chill?
Romance / Re: Stop Inviting Hookup Babes Or Girlfriends To Your House, Here's Why by Tonyx5(m): 11:24pm On Dec 26, 2022
luizpippo:



If you want to do hookup, have an agreement and fulfill your end of the bargain, then all this long story would be unnecessary.


As for girlfriend or one night stands, i live alone in my compound, and unless you want trouble, that's when you would come to make trouble at my gate, a very quite army estate.

My neighbors on the four sides are Rtd Air commodore in front, NIA director to the right, Rtd Brig. Gen to the back and a Serving Major Gen to the left, their korofos will help me throw you out of not only the estate but out of Africa.
Who ask you all these ones?
Romance / Re: I Once Used To Be Uniben Bad Girl by Tonyx5(m): 1:32pm On Oct 05, 2022
Nice job Op
Romance / Re: Dreadlocks: Two Ladies Rejected Me Because Of This by Tonyx5(m): 12:34pm On Sep 07, 2022
Dminister:


What is wrong notation about tattoos for? Tattoo is an art before now our grand parents had tattoos on their bodies. Tattoos are now modernised using ink and machine better than using a particular fruit water with a needle. Nothing is wrong with having tattoos and tattoos are not for only certain people in the society e.g celebrities. our grand parents weren’t celebrities when they had tattoos. Let’s stop the wrong notation of tattoos.
The truth is that people see rich guys and celebrities with tattoes as cool however, if you're broke and you got a tattoo, I'm sorry but you look dangerous grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Lady I Sent My Nude Pictures To Online Is Blackmailing Me - Young Girl Cries Out by Tonyx5(m): 4:26pm On Aug 15, 2022
This is ridiculous. Do y'all ever learn? Smh
Politics / Re: Trending Video Of Nigerian Soldiers Working In The Rain (Photos) by Tonyx5(m): 4:14pm On Aug 15, 2022
kunleiky:
Under the rain or in the sun
No be so we sing am for NYSC camp?
Serve on!
Under the sun, in the rain

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Romance / Re: She Has Gone Worst by Tonyx5(m): 12:45pm On Aug 12, 2022
70yrs old man
When will y'all learn?
Sports / Re: Best Soccer Player Tattoos; From Ibrahimovic's Lion To Messi's Jesus Depiction by Tonyx5(m): 12:22pm On Aug 12, 2022
Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


Am getting a tattoo of my Grammy award soon!!!
*I'm* or *I am*
Success tho
Romance / Re: Tips On How To Start A Conversation With A Lady For The First Time by Tonyx5(m): 10:35pm On Aug 11, 2022
jeromestarks:

Why are you so much after money?
Is you vagina for sale?
Why are you disgracing you mother like this? Eh?
After all she has done for you, you this girl, you still refuse to have sense.
You mother must be deeply hurt that such a failure came out of her body. (Who knows, maybe you're just a replica).
Guy na grin

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Romance / Re: A Lady On Very Short Shot At Abuja Airport by Tonyx5(m): 10:13pm On Aug 11, 2022
Mr. Op why are you vexed the Abuja lady doesn't have hot legs

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Crime / Re: Ayobiyi Cook – Nigerian Woman Shot And Killed By Her 12-year-old Son In America by Tonyx5(m): 5:19pm On Aug 10, 2022
EKONGKING:
29 year old with 12 year son.
later they will blame village people for their misfortune.
What's your point
Romance / Re: Why Are Females This Dumb When They Are Lusting by Tonyx5(m): 5:01pm On Aug 10, 2022
This write up makes no sense at all.
Go to the gym or better still take a nap or sumn if you're this bored.
Mumu man
Health / Re: Nigerian Lady Shares What She Saw At A Hospital In The Country by Tonyx5(m): 4:15pm On Aug 10, 2022
All these medical people dey try sha.
Yuck lipsrsealed
Crime / Re: 58-Year-Old Woman Kills Her Husband's Side Chic In Adamawa by Tonyx5(m): 4:12pm On Aug 10, 2022
Now your wife don go jail and your mistress, dead. Hope your dick go rest now?
70yrs old man
Romance / Re: Is Breast Pain A Sign Of Pregnancy?(photos) by Tonyx5(m): 7:25pm On Aug 09, 2022
EmiDon11:
i pray
You pray? Really dude
Romance / Re: See The Message A Lady Sent Me Requesting For Money This Morning by Tonyx5(m): 7:18pm On Aug 05, 2022
VictorUSA:
me give am, ah chop craze?
Fit be

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