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TV/Movies / Re: A Nairalander's Animation Story: "Finders Keepers" by Tonyx5(m): 9:21pm On Jan 23, 2022
Legalcriminal:
I will use the money to play 3odds Tunisia to beat Nigeria since our President wish them well evil may befall them naso Joshua take chop beating tht day too.

After winning I return the money back
I swear I just don't get this shit. why did Buhari have to address the super eagles? wtf who asked him to? now we're on the verge of being knocked out by a damn team I can't remember when last they played in the Afcon.

Iwobi sef don collect red card. May thunder fire Buhari, his cohorts and all his supporters. Damn!

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Sports / Re: Ivory Coast Players Celebrate 3-1 Win Over Defending Champions, Algeria (video) by Tonyx5(m): 8:31pm On Jan 21, 2022
light099:
Cool! Those are men. Real men. Great dance.
Black skin is the light of the worldwide races.

Beauty, great culture, intelligence, diversity, human/natural resources and every other good thing are black man stuff.

All races came from Africa. They stole all continents from us leaving us only with Africa. Now they still wanna steal Africa from us.

No place for white skin in Africa. It was great those whiteskin-wannabe Algerian asses were kicked out of the tournament in grand style.
It's either you're black or you're out.

No place for wannabes in Africa.
cool down comrade
Crime / Re: Soldiers Order Man To Swim In Dirty Gutter (Video) by Tonyx5(m): 8:28pm On Jan 21, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool



see y I de TALK sey make everybody carry der own KALA..



which kind useless soldier b dat naa



I SWEAR DOWN if Na me..




Na to BLAST der left legs wit my old KALA then use my new KALA BLAST der right legs..



If Dem too PLENTY..



Na today SHOOT SHOOT on SIGHT...



Na to de BLAST BLAST BLAST BLAST BLAST BLAST BLAST any MANCHI of a soldier wey CAT WALK anyhow...



PITOTO PILOLO MANTOTO


WTF MAN
wetin you dey talk? oga shut up abeg!
Celebrities / Re: ''Money Is All You Need'': Bobrisky Shares His Before And After Photos by Tonyx5(m): 9:26pm On Jan 06, 2022
Kriss216:
No money is good money... Money itself is evil.
Abeg getat!
Romance / Re: Nigerian Couple Wear Isiagu For Their Church Wedding (Photos) by Tonyx5(m): 8:52am On Jan 03, 2022
Nna Mehn!!
this is what I'm talking about. God bless the union
Celebrities / Re: Shatta Wale Accuses Bourna Boy Of Multille Sexual Crimes While In Ghana by Tonyx5(m): 8:46am On Jan 03, 2022
Nna Mehnnn
Odiegwu I ain't reading all that tho but someone should calm that raving bull
Sports / Re: Photos From Super Eagles Second Training Session Ahead Of AFCON by Tonyx5(m): 8:38am On Jan 03, 2022
Odiegwu
good luck boys
Politics / Re: Mbaka: I Never Asked Anyone To Vote For Buhari by Tonyx5(m): 8:36am On Jan 03, 2022
Nna Mehn Odiegwu local man is speechless
Politics / Re: Onuesoke: Buhari Has A Penchant For Disappointing Nigerians Every New Year by Tonyx5(m): 8:35am On Jan 03, 2022
Nna Mehn
Odiegwu
Politics / Re: Bashir Tofa Is Dead by Tonyx5(m): 8:34am On Jan 03, 2022
Nna Mehn
Odiegwu
Sports / Re: Lukaku Changes Social Media Bio After Been Dropped For The Liverpool Game by Tonyx5(m): 8:33am On Jan 03, 2022
Nna Mehn
Odiegwu
Crime / Re: Man Rearrested For Kidnapping In Edo, Months After Escaping From Prison (Photo) by Tonyx5(m): 4:02pm On Jan 02, 2022
Nna Mehn
Odiegwu
Politics / Re: Joke Sanwo-Olu Welcomes First Babies Of The Year In Three Lagos Hospitals by Tonyx5(m): 4:01pm On Jan 02, 2022
Nna Mehn
Odiegwu
Health / Re: Staff of Jos University Teaching Hospital Celebrate Exit of "Tyrant" CMD (Video) by Tonyx5(m): 3:59pm On Jan 02, 2022
Nna Mehn
Odiegwu

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Romance / Re: Portable Impregnated Me When I Was Working As A Prostitute -lady Laments (vi by Tonyx5(m): 3:56pm On Jan 02, 2022
Nna mehn odiegwu
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Part Time Job by Tonyx5(m): 3:55pm On Jan 02, 2022
nna ehn. odiegwu abeg if you don see, mention me biko
Science/Technology / Re: SCIENTISTS Hatch Mankind's Insurance Plan, Involving The Moon &LOTS Of Sperm(PIX by Tonyx5(m): 3:54pm On Jan 02, 2022
Odiegwu
Family / Re: We Kept Ourselves; No Sex Before Marriage: PHOTOS by Tonyx5(m): 2:36pm On Jan 02, 2022
jmoore:



Bla bla bla.......... Many first sons in Nigeria are fathered by men who are not married to their mothers. (paternity fraud).



So you had a bath, got dressed,
sprayed perfume and walked out of
the hostel to head to the class for
lectures.
Then you meet someone dressed in
rags with the most offensive smell
ever. He says to you "being clean is
not a guarantee for a successful
graduate".

That marks are not given for being
clean doesn't mean you should be a
dirty pig. You being clean is for your
own good, it's healthy to be clean.
Is being dirty a guarantee to be a
successful graduate?

Now, you can see where I am heading
to. Being a virgin till marriage is a
healthy lifestyle. Promiscuity doesn't
guarantee anything. Therefore, let
virgins be free to virgins.
Oga no be you marry but na you dey drop epistle. Odiegwu

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Education / Re: Please Advise Me, My Dad Has Succeeded In Redirecting My Life by Tonyx5(m): 12:57pm On Jan 01, 2022
Are you the only child?
Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal Celebrates Her Birthday (Photos) by Tonyx5(m): 12:40pm On Jan 01, 2022
Baawaa:
Sorry oko ashewo,it pained you
Nah far from that g. Happy new year sir
Romance / Re: Kim Kardashian Proving To The World She's The Sexiest Woman Alive (PHOTOS) by Tonyx5(m): 11:29am On Jan 01, 2022
Raychee:
By whose definition? Nothing but surgery combined with photoshop.
idgaf still sexy
Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal Celebrates Her Birthday (Photos) by Tonyx5(m): 10:55am On Jan 01, 2022
Baawaa:
With all the packaging she is worwor Happy birthday sha!
post your sister own make we see na ode

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Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal Celebrates Her Birthday (Photos) by Tonyx5(m): 10:53am On Jan 01, 2022
taiyesoul:
Statue of Hoelosho
why this comrade?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: So I Got A Job by Tonyx5(m): 12:50pm On Nov 12, 2021
ignis:


More money than you will ever see in your life
Na dem! Alaye shut up jaare

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Politics / Re: 2023: Young Nigerians in the UK Declare Their Support For Yahaya Bello by Tonyx5(m): 6:54pm On Oct 10, 2021
Oguchesunday:
This guy is actually going far o, I think the grace of God is making him popular and popular. I can actually stop thinking of 2023. Bello in foriegn countries...na wa o. I want to be part of this your BAN movement sha.
Thunder fire you bro
Politics / Re: Young Soldier, Umar, Killed In The North-west, Brother Mourns (Photos) by Tonyx5(m): 7:49pm On Sep 30, 2021
tubolancer:
So sad. Can they just bomb the whole forest and let the people enjoy peace.
Co ask
Religion / Re: Godwin Ebuka Ebenezer: Best Graduating Student Of NPA Salutes God Of Chosen by Tonyx5(m): 12:31pm On Sep 26, 2021
pennywys:
wink
1 Why is it making front page on today Sunday?

2 what is God of chosen?

I only heard of God of Elijah, God of Moses, God of Schedrack, Abedego, God of Mischack, Isaac and Jacob, God of all possibilities who Jehovah the only truth God
Lmao..welcome to 9ja br9
Sports / Re: Usyk: Size Don’t Matter, AJ Will Fall Like A Pack Of Cards by Tonyx5(m): 7:36am On Sep 25, 2021
paulolee:

boss forget all this hype, stats n formats....person wey Aj go beat like who tief car battery for Onitsha market.
this gee is more focused on his cut from d figh even if he loses because him, his agent n even his relatives n e village people self know say Ah go too beat am
Wetin go pain me pass b say na knockout e go chop n him no go reach 10 rounds
.
Place your life savings on bet since you're so sure
Travel / Re: Pilot Fights Passengers Over Max Airline Flight Delay (Video) by Tonyx5(m): 11:20pm On Sep 19, 2021
saphiere:
Men are always rude naturally. Imagine him saying the passsengers shouldn't query him that he is helping to take them to their families.
A captain for that matter.
Is he flying them for free?
His licence should be withdrawn.
Go withdraw am nau
Education / Re: At What Level Did You Realize You Won't Be Graduating With A First Class Degree? by Tonyx5(m): 8:55pm On Sep 18, 2021
kenzysmith:
During my main stream at all nation university Accra Ghana when I saw my collegue solving a question with 3 full scarf paper and I have gotten my answer at just half page then I heard d lecturer screaming don't just give me the answer break down to the minimum level that when I gave up
Full scarf bawo grin

Celebrities / Re: Davido's Son Ifeanyi In The Streets With His Dad And Fans by Tonyx5(m): 8:49am On Sep 18, 2021
Onyi22:

That sandals can feed your entire family
Na lie stfu

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