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Melsan:
Happy birthday Mrs Toonice

Thanks, I appreciate you.

somcherry:
Happy birthday to your wifey.

Thanks ma

OrestesDante:




∆Look at what we have on the front page. What's really happening?

What's wrong with our mods?? ∆

U dey mind them. If u post better things then no go put am for front page.

I want to appreciate and thank you all for your birthday wishes to my lovely wife. May God bless your home. Since am not Mike adenuga or dangote our oga in the house did not allow more people to celebrate my wife. But I thank you all anyway

olihilistic:
He wants to make his wife happy and celebrated, why picking offense on that?
BTW the owner of the forum just wished her a happy birthday.

Stop picking on people.

God bless you sir

smulti:
Op what is the meaning of this and what are you trying to achieve
.

Is there any crime in wishing my wife happy birthday. Cause I don't understand you o

delishpot:
Happy Birthday Iyawo. Many more happier years to come.

Thanks my oga, God bless you sir

Hello house, I greet you all, December 15 is my wife birthday, am not around that day to celebrate it with her, but I decided to celebrate it with her today. Please kindly help me with her happy birthday. She has been a wonderful and supportive wife and I thank God I have in my life. Despite the hardship she stood by me. I can't thank her enough. Though no money for cake but we celebrate it moderately.

Please Mr. Seun plus other moderator on this forum should help me take this to promise land. Thank you all.

emmie14:
You don't have work?

Yes, please do you have job for me sir,?

Straight question need straight answer

Photo: Which food can you cook with #500

Carry go meet dino
E go buy pass that amount

Copy the pix from uc browser. The guy dey give him eye correct food to chop.

adetoroamos:
maybe na tannasobe phone, trust me if its good phone e nor fit return am

Fact but the phone is Tecno H5. But what of my call record plus all other things I lost with​ it. I we be more careful next time

eezeribe:
The Okada rider did good to you because you have also done good to someone...
# positive karma

It's true, I just thank God.

I lost my phone yesterday night when am trying to put it in my pocket but I didn't put it very well so it got drop and got lost. I try to call the line saverally but no one picked it up. But at last a guy pick it up and said he help me to see it on ground. We talked and agreed to meet in a filling station and he gave me back my phone. I was so amazed because I thought my phone has gone. The guy is Okada rider. I gave him #500 to appreciate him. Good people still they this country o.

Please can someone enlight me, what's the difference between Dss and sss. Are they the same agency or different.

Presiding Bishop of the Living Faith Church Worldwide (LFCWW), David Oyedepo, has revealed how he almost died in a plane crash recently.

Speaking at the church headquarters on Friday, Oyedepo says before the trip, the General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG), Pastor E.A Adeboye visited him unannounced and prayed for him.

It was the third time Bishop Oyedepo would be involved in near air mishap.

Narrating how this third and most recent accident happened, a pastor in the church, Adebisi, read the report from the aircraft’s pilot, Captain Samuel Adegoga.

“The main malfunction we had in the Cyprus-Israel flight was a stabilizer twin-motor failure. During the said flight that we had the twin motor failure, the auto-pilot could no longer exert the desired pressure to keep the aircraft in the required altitude for stability flight.

“The captain disconnected the auto-pilot, took and returned the aircraft to the required altitude for that phase of the flight. Because the aircraft was out of trim during this takeover, the aircraft abruptly pitched off with much pitch force.

“The captain counteracted it with a pitch down force. These counter forces caused turbulence and movement in the cabin and cargo hold. Heavy items in the cargo section fell from their compartment, making a loud noise, ” the pilot wrote.

“We thank the God of this commission for making the pilot to react promptly. Similar failures in the past have resulted in fatal accidents due to lateness of pilot’s reaction,” Adebisi added.

However, while the pilot saw the incident as mechanical malfunctioning, Bishop Oyedepo said the averted air disaster was a spiritual attack.

His words: “According to the word of God, before the great and dreadful day of the Lord will hit the earth, there will be a restoration of sonship and fatherhood to the body of Christ.

“On Friday preceding the journey that we made, my father in the Lord showed up at 6:30 early in the morning and saw a vision and wasn’t sleeping, and said, ‘Lord, Lord, why seek the living among the dead? No, no…’ So, he took off and landed here before 6:30am. No, there was no idea that he was coming, and there was no discussion after it. The heart of the father will be drawn to the heart of the son to defend.

“Understand what I’m saying. You don’t have inheritance in a pastor; you don’t have in a teacher. Many of us have teachers all our lives. Did they share anything with you when they died? Did any teacher write your name in his will? You only have an inheritance with a father. A good man leaves an inheritance for his children to inherit. Fatherhood is not an accolade, it is a revelation. So, that was not technical failure, it was a spiritual attack that Jesus averted.

“Every prophet sent to you is ordained a father. Elisha shouted: ‘My father! My father!‘ He was the son of Sherphat. Elijah was not his biological father, but he was a prophet sent to him…Every prophet sent to you is sent as a father, not as brother, not as an uncle, not as a friend. I have enjoyed this kind of covering all my life.”

Am in akure in ondo state, I lost my job in year 2014 and I decided to ride my bike as a means of making money. That's Okada job, because I hv wife with two kids. I hv accident on my bike recently that almost cost me my life. But I thank God I recover after 7month in hospital. Presently I hv decided not to do Okada job again and I presently hv 20k in my bank account. What business can I do?

*♣ BRAIN TEASER ♣*
*__________________________________*

A teacher walks into the classroom and said, if only YESTERDAY was TOMORROW, TODAY would have been a SATURDAY.
Now on which day did the teacher make this statement?
(a) Sunday
(b) Monday
(c) Thursday
(d) Friday
(e) Saturday

For the brains

Whenever i put on my data or make a call, my gprs always turn On itself. But other network is not like that. What's mtn trying to do. Did you notice this on your phone?

Please kindly advise me, a friend of mine is owing me #100.000, I have beg and plead with him for over a year now, but he refused to pay me. And I don't want to use force. Please what's the best way to recover my money back. Please don't tell me to use police or any security agency because they have already disappointed me on that case. We did a legitimate business together and the money was paid to his account. But he refused to pay me my own share.

Nb. For probably issue I decided not to post the result online.

What is the highest mark you have seen, a friend of mine score 353 over 400. To my surprise the guy score 99 over 100 in physics. to my knowledge that 353 score is the highest so far in Nigeria. Proof me wrong.

Am not fighting for frontpage, but I appreciate if the moderator can help move this to homepage. I want more people to contribute to this topic.

Cc. Seen, lala baba agbalagbi

Nina4u:
it varies from person to person.. My brother killed himself little over a year ago and it would be his bday in 10 days.. Its gonna b hard for me.. He didn't know what effect that had on the family.. I collapssed.. My heart stopped ambulance started my heart.. I was in a coma as unknown Nina doe.. Had a stroke while in a coma.. Nobody knew were I was.. I lost my job everything I had and my apartment.. I woke up to nothing... It was a hard period I went trough.. I got no family in USA they are all in Sweden.. I missed his funeral and overall his suicide almost killed me too but with prayers I'm now a boss lady.. Gm Manager.. I live in a house and I'm getting back up.. God is great and I am at peace what happend.. My brother was in pain inside his soul and I understand he chooses the easy way out

Am very sorry about your ur brother, may his gentle soul rest in peace. Suicide is not the best way out.

Suicide is the act of intentionally causing one's own death and the rate which people commit suicide this day is
alarming. Why do people think that by commiting suicide we end their sorrow. Which advise can we give for people thinking right now that by commiting suicide is the way out of their problems.

Your word of advice and encouragement can save a life.

Just want to know if anyone that participate​ in the just concluded both Saturday and Monday Jamb Utme have seen their results.

bigbot:
here it is #500

Location?

Since jamb refuse to send reprint slip in mailbox, all the CBT centre are using it as a means of making money from candidates. Here in ondo state all the CBT are collecting #300 per candidates,