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CultureDeji Of Akure Is Dead by Toonice(op): 9:21am On Dec 01, 2013
The report reching me right now is that the king of Akure which is the deji of akure Oba Afunbiowo has just pass away. I live in akure and the news is everywhere. R.I.P Deji of akure. Details later
FamilyRe: His Marathon Se*x Sometimes Makes Me Faint -wife Tells Court by Toonice(op): 6:22pm On Nov 24, 2013
janetDurling: D man isn't to be blamed............atleast, d woman would av knw d type of man he is. D court mustnt divorce them cos marriage is for better for worse.....LOL
u bad o, make d man can kill am with him long arrow
FamilyHis Marathon Se*x Sometimes Makes Me Faint -wife Tells Court by Toonice(op): 4:53pm On Nov 24, 2013
A 45-year-old trader, Muina Adelami, has asked a Lagos family court in Lagos State to dissolve her eight-year-old marriage to her husband, Shuaib, a clerical officer, on the ground that his sex drive was high.
“I have managed to stay this long in the marriage because I thought his libido would go down but that has not been the case.
“In the eight years of our marriage, we only have a child, I had two miscarriages as a result of excessive sex.’’
She informed the court further that her husband liked sex too much and gave her no breathing space.
“We start having sex every night just before midnight and this goes on till the early hours of the next day. Many times, immediately after he comes back from work, he starts demanding for sex.
‘’He will refuse to stand up even when I am crying and will start beating me whenever I complain.
“There were times I did faint, but when I came around, he would start again.
“The way he’s going, he will kill me. I now look older than my age mates due to too much sex,” she said.
In his defence, Shuaib admitted to having a high sex drive, but added that it was his right to made love with his wife.
“I was advised to marry a younger wife but I cannot afford that, that is why I take care of her and give her everything she wants.
“I have been trying to change her mind on the issue of divorce, but she is adamant. I love her and would not want to divorce her. I also know that sex can’t kill her,” he said.
The case was adjourned till December 4
FamilyRe: Help Me Save My Dad Friends by Toonice(m): 3:59pm On Nov 24, 2013
May God heal him fast. R i wish i could help u, but finacially am brook. But let c nextweek if God provide i c wat i can do 2 help u. Sorry o
FamilyRe: Picture Of My Son Preparing For School For The First Time by Toonice(op): 4:28pm On Nov 20, 2013
Dalazyou: na only wen person talk gud ting na dat tym u go bless am ni undecidedna only wen person talk gud ting na dat tym u go bless am ni
God blex u too.
FamilyRe: Picture Of My Son Preparing For School For The First Time by Toonice(op): 7:28pm On Nov 19, 2013
Thx to u all 4 ur comment. I thx everyone who comment on my son photo both on positive and nagative way, may God blex u all. My gratitude also go to the forum moderator that put it in frontpage, this show that this site belong to everyone.
FamilyRe: Picture Of My Son Preparing For School For The First Time by Toonice(op): 10:36am On Nov 18, 2013
byvan: I wonder what will make a sane adult use a word such as " back bencher" on an innocent child . You don't know for certain what your own kids will become,do you?


@OP,he shall be a light unto his generation,may he excel even where others failed. You shall never mourn over him as he shall live to testify the goodness of God.
Thx 4 ur comment and prayer. I wish u and ur family d same.
FamilyRe: Picture Of My Son Preparing For School For The First Time by Toonice(op): 10:33am On Nov 18, 2013
byvan: I wonder what will make a sane adult use a word such as " back bencher" on an innocent child . You don't know for certain what your own kids will become,do you?


@OP,he shall be a light unto his generation,may he excel even where others failed. You shall never mourn over him as he shall live to testify the goodness of God.
Amen in Jesus name. That 4 ur comment and prayer. I wish u and ur family d same.
FamilyRe: Picture Of My Son Preparing For School For The First Time by Toonice(op): 9:21am On Nov 18, 2013
sylvar02: A sturbon boy
[email][/email] how did u know dat? Because d boy sturbon small o
FamilyRe: Picture Of My Son Preparing For School For The First Time by Toonice(op): 9:14am On Nov 18, 2013
Sicozone: dz niggar is gonna get protuded belly....#justsaying
grin
Guy u funny o. Thx anyway 4 ur comment
FamilyRe: Picture Of My Son Preparing For School For The First Time by Toonice(op): 9:11am On Nov 18, 2013
5points: Such a fine sexy young lad.
May Jah bless him.
I luv him
**kisses**
:* :* :*
may God blex and guiade ur family too. Thx alot 4 ur 1derfu comment.
FamilyRe: Picture Of My Son Preparing For School For The First Time by Toonice(op): 9:04am On Nov 18, 2013
angel TI: On behalf of the OP, oga Seun and the MOD should pls move this to the FP so others can see and comment.
..:.....innocent boy
thx jare chairman mi, i pray he does, u know he is not Jonathan or Fashola son
FamilyRe: Picture Of My Son Preparing For School For The First Time by Toonice(op): 8:59am On Nov 18, 2013
Ezeed: Cute little baby.
thx man
FamilyRe: Picture Of My Son Preparing For School For The First Time by Toonice(op): 8:54am On Nov 18, 2013
Ruq: He needs adjustments on that uniform. And that camera of yours should be 0.5mgp ?
ok thx. I do the adjustment
FamilyRe: Picture Of My Son Preparing For School For The First Time by Toonice(op): 8:53am On Nov 18, 2013
Chiidi: Looks like one of the nearest future ''back-benchers" cheesy

i hope he proves me wrong wink

cute kid but not on the level of my handsome nephew.
my son we surely prove u wrong, he is not wat u think
CelebritiesPicture Of Actor Afonja Olaniyi (sanyeri) by Toonice(op): 7:12am On Nov 18, 2013
See the work of money on this man. Sanyeri u really look good.

FamilyPicture Of My Son Preparing For School For The First Time by Toonice(op): 6:39am On Nov 18, 2013
How do you see my boy? His name is Roland Ayomide Aroyewun.
First day at school.

Christianity EtcTell God Your Weakness by Toonice(op): 12:27pm On Nov 17, 2013
What behavior did want God to take away from your life? Nobody is perfect that i know,
As 4 me i want God to take away the habit of drinking beer away frm my life. Amen. What is your own weakness that u want God to perfect 4 u.
Car TalkRe: Picture Of A Graduate Driving Keke-napep In Kano by Toonice(m): 9:11am On Nov 14, 2013
Very soon, u see a graduate pushing willbiro selling Alubosa. Goodluck 4 jonathan, but Badluck 4 Nigeria. If dis true like my post
RomanceDid You Appreciate Hugging? by Toonice(op): 8:26am On Nov 07, 2013
Apart from ur babe, girlfriend or wife, when last have u hug any other person. Or is it a sin to hug other people apart from those people mention above?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Decribe Yourself In One Word. by Toonice(op): 7:28am On Nov 04, 2013
Oyiboman69: terific
wat's d meaning of terific?
Nairaland GeneralDecribe Yourself In One Word. by Toonice(op): 7:16am On Nov 04, 2013
Am Toonice, decribe urself in one word too.
FamilyRe: Can A Man molest His Wife? by Toonice(op): 2:27pm On Nov 02, 2013
No mind nairaland autocorect software, i use ra p e na d software change am to molestation
FamilyCan A Man molest His Wife? by Toonice(op): 2:07pm On Nov 02, 2013
Hi, i got this topic from Punch and i think the couples in the house can drop their own opinion. You can read the full text here.
www.punchng.com/feature/adam-eve/can-a-man-rape-his-wife/, can a man molest his wife?
TravelAnother Plane Crash Averted In Abuja by Toonice(op): 7:42am On Oct 29, 2013
Another air disaster was averted at the Nnamdi Azikwe Airport, Abuja on Monday as a Med-View Airlines aircraft from Lagos suddenly took to the air again at the point of landing in Abuja.
The pilot told the passengers that he took to the air again to avoid a collision with another aircraft on the tarmac.
The airline Flight VL2104 took off from the Murtala Muhammed Airport, Lagos at noon and was scheduled to land in Abuja at about 1.05pm.
The pilot had already announced final descent into Abuja and asked all passengers and cabin crew to fasten their seat belts but the pilot suddenly took off to the air again with barely 30 seconds to touch ground.
The plane had 150 passengers on board. A correspondent ofThe PUNCHwas one of the passengers.
After about three minutes of gaining altitude, the pilot announced that he decided to take off again to avoid colliding with an aircraft that was on ground.
He said that after he had been granted clearance to land, it was later discovered that the other aircraft was not fast enough, hence his decision to take off.
The aircraft hovered for another 20 minutes in the air before finally landing at about 1.30pm.
While the drama lasted, the passengers were panic-stricken, especially when the plane entered into turbulent weather on air.
The PUNCHcorrespondent said that among the passengers were five different complete families.
One of the passengers, a nursing mother, who was breastfeeding her son at the time the pilot took off again reportedly withdrew the breast from the boy’s mouth and started praying profusely while the baby’s cry rented the air.
When the plane finally landed, the passengers struggled to disembark.
“Are you still sitting down? Let me rush down in case it will suddenly take off again,” a middle-aged man was heard teasing one of his co-passengers.
The incident came less than a month after an Embraer aircraft operated by Associated Airlines with registration number SCD 361, conveying the corpse of a former Governor of Ondo State, Chief Olusegun Agagu, from Lagos to Akure for burial, crashed on October 3 shortly after take-off at Murtala Mohammed Airport, Lagos.
Thirteen passengers in the crashed plane were killed, including a commissioner in Ondo State, Deji Falae.
www.punchng.com/news/another-plane-crash-averted-in-abuja
Christianity EtcIs It True Dat God Does Nt Hear D Prayer Of A Sinner.... by Toonice(op): 11:32am On Oct 27, 2013
Is it true dat God does nt hear d prayer of a sinner....
Nairaland GeneralWhat Have U Gain From Nairaland by Toonice(op): 6:56pm On Oct 20, 2013
Share ur experience plus ur achivement? Why do u luv dis site?
EducationTunde Oladipo Becomes Nigeria’s Youngest Microsoft Certified Professional by Toonice(op): 8:39am On Oct 11, 2013
Jomiloju
A primary six pupil of Role Model School, Oregun, Ikeja, Lagos, has emerged one of the youngest pupils to obtain the Microsoft Certified Professional certificate, SAMUEL AWOYINFA reports
A nine-year-old pupil of Role Model School, Oregun, Ikeja, Lagos, Jomiloju Tunde-Oladipo, has emerged the youngest Nigerian Microsoft certified professional.
Read details @ www.punchng.com/news/boy9-becomes-nigerias-youngest-microsoft-certified-professional/
RomanceI' D Love To Marry Genevieve –d’banj by Toonice(op): 7:19am On Oct 11, 2013
Dapo Oyebanji, aka D’banj, speaks with JAYNE AUGOYE about his career and relationship with the popular Nollywood actress
Singer, Dapo Oyebanji, aka D’banj, finally opened up on his love life in a rare meeting with journalists in Lagos on Wednesday. Read details @ www.punchng.com/entertainment/arts-life/id-love-to-marry-genevieve-dbanj/

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