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RomanceFinding Wife Is Hard. (photo) by Toonice(op): 1:24pm On May 05, 2017
Saw this on a friend Facebook account, decided to share it here on nairaland. Did u agree with the write up

Education2017 Waec Gce Begin, Registration Closes On: 28-07-2017 by Toonice(op): 10:15am On May 04, 2017
REGISTRATION CLOSES ON: 28-07-2017

https://registration.waecdirect.org/
BusinessIs Okada Business Is For The Poor? by Toonice(op): 10:05am On May 01, 2017
I notice people hate the job, even government is not helping their situation. People look okada job as a most poorest job. Plz share your thoughts on Okada business.
TV/MoviesRe: What Movie Moved You To Tears? by Toonice(m): 5:36pm On Mar 27, 2017
The end of 24hrs season 8, when jack was thanking cloe O'Brian.
CrimeRe: Suicidal Man Rescued In Lagos While Trying To Jump Into A Lagoon. Photos by Toonice(m): 7:17am On Mar 27, 2017
Not ready.
Forum GamesWhy Did You Join Nairalander And The Year U Join by Toonice(op): 7:11am On Mar 27, 2017
I join this site since 2005, and am still finding nairaland very interesting and informative. I join this site nairaland because it is very current in any news, before you see news somewhere else, u get it on nairaland. And it's very easy to use. Am addicted to this site because am always in 24/7.

Over to you guys why did u join nairaland and r are you been enjoying the site. Plus what advice did you have for the moderators and the owner of the site Mr. Seun osewa for the betterness of the site nairaland.

Thanks

CC: lala, seun
FamilyRe: Wife Paid For House Rent, Good Or Bad by Toonice(op): 4:44pm On Mar 26, 2017
Some women we start misbehaving, that's y am asking if it is normal. When the wiffy did something Wrong can the husband send d wife packing since she is d one that paid for the rent.
FamilyWife Paid For House Rent, Good Or Bad by Toonice(op):
Just want to ask from house, is there anything bad if the wife paid for rent if the husband is broke down financially?
CC: seun, lala, plz help me, I need more advice on this topic Biko my Chairman
FamilyCan You Fix This Family Problem? by Toonice(op): 10:12am On Mar 01, 2017
*WHAT WOULD YOU DO ?*
*A woman tells her husband that she is going to visit her sick mum in the village. She goes on Friday and returns on Sunday, with plenty of fruits and food stuff, saying they are from her mum to the husband and the children. Then, the husband gently asks her about her mother's health and how she was doing, to which she replies that she took her to the hospital in the village and she is recovering and getting better. The wife adds that her mother insisted that she must re-visit the village in a few days, to spend at least a week with her.* *"I'm worried about Mama" the wife crooned, with tears swelling in her eyes.* *"She'll be fine, dear." Husband lovingly replied.* *The husband then politely asks her to take the items to the kitchen.* *As she enters, she meets her mother preparing food in the kitchen.* *Apparently, her mum came visiting since the Friday that she left home.* *You can imagine the plight of this woman. stuck, shocked, dazed and dumb founded at the kitchen door!* *whether to go in and drop the item's from mama', or return to her husband in the livingroom!* *How would you handle this case if u are the husband or what explanation will u give if u r d woman?* *Please your humble opinion is required.* *Send this to all ur male and female friends.* *Lets see who fix it well*
PoliticsInaugural Speech Of Arakunrin Oluwarotimi Akeredolu by Toonice(op): 7:33am On Feb 25, 2017
INAUGURAL SPEECH
DELIVERED BY
ARAKUNRIN OLUWAROTIMI ODUNAYO AKEREDOLU SAN
ON 24TH OF FEBRUARY 2017
ON THE OCCASION OF HIS INAUGURATION AS THE 6TH CIVILIAN GOVERNOR OF ONDO STATE.

JOURNEY TO REDEMPTION

Humbled by the uncommon kindness of the Almighty God and an unequivocal expression of preference by the good people of Ondo State, exemplified by the victory of our great party at the last gubernatorial election, I am extremely delighted to share with you all the joy of this day of glory.We are grateful to Almighty God for granting this state such a beautiful day and a beautiful moment like this.

I thank the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and leader of our great party, President Muhammadu Buhari GCFR, for his leadership and unwavering stance to support what is just and noble. Today’s celebration would, perhaps, have been impossible without his steely disposition to always stand against all acts not in consonance with decency, probity and justice.

I thank the President of Senate, Dr. Bukola Saraki and the Speaker of the House of Representatives Hon. Yakubu Dogara. I thank all APC Governors who stood to be counted with us in our hour of need andother eminent Nigerians too numerous to mention.

An especial reverence must be reserved for our indefatigable party chairman, Chief John Odigie Oyegun, whose strict adherence to lofty principles and doggedness laid the foundation for our resounding victory at the polls. This exemplary leader behaved like a true elder, whose sagely presence in the village square not only professed rectitude but acted it, resolutely, affirming nobility of the human spirit. Our party benefitted, tremendously, from his vast experience in public service. We are eternally grateful. The verdict of history shall be kind to him.

We express our profound appreciation to all the leaders of the party, at the national, state, local government, ward and unit levels, for their untiring and selfless efforts during the election.

May I also use this opportunity to pay tribute to those who have served this state in this capacity, both living and departed, for their invaluable contributions to the development of the state. On behalf of our State, I pay tribute to Governor OlusegunAbdulramanMimiko for his several years of service toOndo State. I thank all our guests and friends both far and near who have taken it upon themselves to be here or sent words. I thank all citizens of Ondo state, particularly our resilient youths and women.

I come to you this day, with a message of hope, a clear agenda of prosperity and a vision of life abundant. I believe the greatest expression of faith in our ability is to be strong enough to look upon our imperfections and decide that it is in our power to remake our society to align with our highest ideals.

We can rise out of this dust and build a new Ondo state where honesty, prosperity and confidence can once again be our self-identity. We can pull ourselves by the bootstraps and shake off our current frustrations and disappointments. We must recognise the need for a cohesive platform, indispensable to an effective and efficient implementation of policies and programmes of both government and party, respectively.

Divergence of opinions is integral to party politics. We are bound to disagree as politicians but we must cast aside bitter recriminations and destructive predilections. Democracy thrives on infinite multiplicity of ideas. Popular participation is one of its fundamental norms. The subordination of individual preferences for the collective will is essential if we are to avoid anarchy. Party supremacy should be respected at all times. This should not be difficult for us to accept if we are truly desirous of bringing about positive change in the lives of our people.

We listened to the voices of our people in the course of our campaigns to all the nooks and crannies of the state. We heard themloud and clear through their votes.
WebmastersRe: 5 Things You Should Consider Before Becoming A Full-time Blogger by Toonice(m): 7:09am On Feb 24, 2017
How can I become a blogger? Plz is there any body that can enlight me please sir/ma
PoliticsDr. Olusegun Mimiko Then As A Labour Party Flag Bearer (photo) by Toonice(op): 7:58am On Feb 23, 2017
Good Morning house,

Today is the last day of Dr. Olusegun Abdulraman Mimiko as an Executive Governor of Ondo State. Oluwarotimi Akeredolu we now be swear in as

a new Executive Governor Tomorrow 23rd of Feb. 2017.

Surely there is nothing that have beginning that did not have an End. take a look of the Governor when he was labour party flag bearer

BusinessRe: Please Help Him To Understand Internet More. by Toonice(op): 10:13am On Feb 04, 2017
Thanks
BusinessPlease Help Him To Understand Internet More. by Toonice(op):
I we be brief. please manage my grammar

Hello guys in the house, please i have a lot of experience using the internet, infant i have worked as a cyber cafe attendant for so many years and this have make me more closer to the NET. even i have join this forum since 2005. you can check my profile to confirm this.

But, my problem is that i only check nairaland plus other newspaper website, i dont know how to make use of internet to make cash online. infant since the day cybercafe business is not lucrative anymore and the owner have shutdown and send me home, i have been doing okada job to survive. am so ashame of myself doing this okada job but i have no choice as i have already married when am doing cafe job and got two sons.

Please the only job i understand is using the computer and surf the internet, i have seen alot of guys using the computer to made cash, but my own case is so different. please if anybody can help me i we be glad.



NB: i have certificate in computer studies. and am currently in NOUN studying.

Thanks
FamilyRe: Is It Right For A Man To Bath His Own Daughter Who Is Over 3 Years? by Toonice(m): 10:16pm On Jan 26, 2017
Ano blame that man, Kongi or what did nairaland forum called it has no respect for any age. Pardon me abeg
BusinessRe: 5 Dirty Businesses In Nigeria That Fetch Big Profit by Toonice(m): 10:43am On Jan 14, 2017
What of okada business. That's supposed to be no 1
HealthRe: How Can I Remove This From My Son Ear (photo) by Toonice(op): 5:18am On Oct 20, 2016
Thx all for your excellent advice. Am grateful.
HealthHow Can I Remove This From My Son Ear (photo) by Toonice(op): 2:34pm On Oct 19, 2016
Hello house, please my son inserted unknown object into his ear in the school, am seen this object in his ear myself. What funny is that he is not felling any pains but the small object is in his ear. I discover this when trying to clean his ear. I took him to state hospital akure ondo state where I was ask to bring 8k before they can remove it. Please house I don't hv any money on me presently, do I just forget it and leave the object there or can u prescribed any drug that can remove it for me that is affordable.

Thanks

HealthPhoto: Unknown Object In My Son Ear. Please Help by Toonice(op): 4:04am On Oct 19, 2016
Hello house, please my son inserted unknown object into his ear in the school, am seen this object in his ear myself. What funny is that he is not felling any pains but the small object is in his ear. I discover this when trying to clean his ear. I took him to state hospital akure ondo state where I was ask to bring 8k before they can remove it. Please house I don't hv any money on me presently, do I just forget it and leave the object there or can u prescribed any drug that can remove it for me that is affordable.

Thanks

CelebritiesRe: Fadekemi Momoh Blasted For Flaunting Cleavage by Toonice(m): 5:16pm On Jul 17, 2016
Tenkobos:
Nairaland mods like porn sha.
Abi o, Na all this nonsense post dey make FP, when last week I posted a guy that hv accident, and we need to locate his family, but d moderator refuse to put it in fp. Here is a link of my post then

https://www.nairaland.com/3220343/guy-involved-accidents-photo
CrimeRe: This Guy Was Involved In Accidents (photo) by Toonice(op): 6:13pm On Jul 12, 2016
HoneyB10:
Oh Gawd
I pray someone who knows him will see it
Beg Mr seun to put in fp
CrimeRe: This Guy Was Involved In Accidents (photo) by Toonice(op): 6:07pm On Jul 12, 2016
HoneyB10:
Oh Gawd
I pray someone who knows him will see it
That is if oga seun and lala agree to put it in fp
CrimeRe: This Guy Was Involved In Accidents (photo) by Toonice(op): 7:50pm On Jul 11, 2016
So until dey beg d moderators in the house before this get to front-page. U people that is managing this forum need to wake up, suppose is nonsense post now Na front-page straight. U need to help this guy, his family may not know his whereabout. If u like put it in FP, if u like don't put it, I hv done wat God have sent me. Chikena
CrimeThis Guy Was Involved In Accidents (photo) by Toonice(op): 7:08pm On Jul 11, 2016
Do you know him? I saw his ID card at the accident scene along Oba Ile road in akure ondo state. All is identify is from Lagos, I think he was here in akure for weekend.

CelebritiesRe: Opeyemi Aiyeola Poses With Her Two Sons by Toonice(m): 3:54pm On Jul 05, 2016
Wey d husband?
SportsRe: Amodu Shuaibu's Tribute To Stephen Keshi From Keshi's Condolence Register by Toonice(m): 3:06pm On Jun 11, 2016
OKU sukun fun OKU
PoliticsRe: PHOTO: Patience Jonathan Now An Evangelist by Toonice(m): 10:29pm On Apr 29, 2016
All this lie u people keep bringing in front of me, there is God ooooo
EducationRe: FUTA Student Who Was Reported Missing Found. See What Happened. Photos by Toonice(m): 9:30pm On Apr 14, 2016
Well thank God for u. But why can't seun or whoever is in charge of this forum bam this useless guy talking about mtn promo all over nairaland.
FamilyMy Dad Want Me To Divorce My Wife by Toonice(op): 9:23am On Apr 13, 2016
My story, my dad and mom divorce when i was 8 and now my dad is rich, but am now married with two kids. I lost my job recently and currently jobless. Am leaving a poorest life presently that i can't even pay my house rent for 2years now. Now my dad has promise to assist me but the problem am having now is that my dad and mum did a meeting recently and my dad told my mom that before he can assist me financially i have to divorce my wife with two kids. My dad has been payin for my university degree program that am currently running at national open university. He said he we stop the payment if i dont divorce my wife with two kids. Please what should i do, am yet to inform my wife about this. Should i forget my dad assistant and continue leaving my poverty life and stop my university program, or divorce my wife and start a new and enjoyable life. Please mature advice is needed. Thanks
Jokes EtcSambo Dasuki Atm Point by Toonice(op): 5:51am On Apr 12, 2016
Funny indeed

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