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michelin89:
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Even guys have stretch marks so it's not a big deal!

Excatly, i dont why some men makes such a big deal out of it

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=198128.msg3113250#msg3113250 date=1227192329]Stretch marks are seksy. . . . . . .What is so hideous about it??
I am sure if i check very well, [b][/b]i would have some on ma butt. [/quote]Lmao, i have them 2 _{not on butt though} and i aint ashamed to say it jare

This thread isnt locked yet

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=198128.msg3113205#msg3113205 date=1227191863]Nuthing wrong with stretch marks. . . . . .I think it's seksy.[/quote]Lol . . . .im not surprise u find them seksy, u also find female chest hair sezy

lol

segzi cres:
Most gurls know it's disgustin but they ignore it b'because dey hv a man bt when d man goes dey b'com concious and take care of them bodies.

Nobody has control over stretch marks, What are u talkin abt

Next pls

smooooooth:
shit happens all the time

i was on a girl for 2 years she was acting all saintly

later one skinny ugly broke ass guy with flying ears

was bunking her 24/7

girls just love doing the wrong guys

not the one showing them all the love.

Lmao

Lol . . . . . .its not a disease
Anyways i hear Bio-oil or cocoa butter is good

B.T.W Why does she have big ones, does she bleaches? cuz i know girls that bleaches have nasty ones

I wear them, i have them in gold. I think they are nice

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=10658.msg3110658#msg3110658 date=1227139034]Does she love me - by the stallionaires.

Single by New Kids on the Block ft. Ne-yo[/quote]im loving that

H2O2:
thanks jare baby. my loff for you was love at first sight.

H2O2:
Laugh all you want. At the end of the day both of you would be doubly glad to fall head over hells in love with a dude like me.

Im already in loff with u jare

H2O2:
topsy o disappoint me sha. you know dam wel I'm a gentleman.

Lmao

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=197899.msg3110563#msg3110563 date=1227136579]OH MY GOSH! The Earth just spun off its orbit.[/quote]

H2O2:
Lol, tope oo serious. who was feeding you lies before

Which part is a lie?
the e-thug or cool n sensitive

MrCrackles:
you need to find out if your leaking girlfriend is allergic to PVC first you muppet!

Lmao
u and chamo wont kill me on this forum

whatever90:
ehen poster does she also urinate during action?

Lmao


[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=197899.msg3110475#msg3110475 date=1227135386]Believe me.[/quote]Ok, i blv u be be

H2O2:
tope, what's all this about 202 front?

I heard u are a cool n sensitive guy , so why do u pretend to be an e-thug na

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=197899.msg3110449#msg3110449 date=1227135011]I was only trying to helping out. [/quote]Oni iro, help out ko

whatever90:
i tot i was said that h202 aint as crazy as he wants u people to blive

So all his grra grra is a front

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=197899.msg3110401#msg3110401 date=1227134155]Of course. . . . . . .There should be a wet patch on the bed!!![/quote]Lol . . . . .what are u, columbo?

H2O2:
op
if true, just let her know it's a psychological problem and you'll help her get through it.

Awwww . . . . i kinda expected u to curse the girl and u didnt.
I like h202 tonite

MrCrackles:
Me and my boy Chamotex, have brainstormed and we have come up with a solution

Basically Snazzy

Connect your girlfriend's pussy to a funnel (the type they use to sell kerosene in Nigeria)

Channel a petrol hose into the funnel and run the pipe into the toilet cistern

Then you can recycle the piss by using it to flush her shit, ur shit and everybody else's man waste!

Repeat the same process till thy kingdom come

Goodluck

Roflmao

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=197899.msg3110384#msg3110384 date=1227133804]We need some sorta evidence.
Do u have any clear picture u can show us as proof??[/quote]Which pix? wet bed?

MrCrackles:
I would log out then, anything for you TOPE

Snazzy i wish you all the best with your leaking bladder girlfriend

Una case don defy nature so na Doctor Abalaka wey go fit solve am

For where, come back jare

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=197899.msg3110351#msg3110351 date=1227133244]Let me help u out: BRASH, please LOGOUT.

I suspect Snazzy too abeg. . . . .
How can a woman be urinating on his bed since fuckever. . . . . . .Women are too sensitive to be caught out like that.
It's either Snazzy is lying or he is the one wetting the bed after 6 bottles of guinness.[/quote]Thanks jare
Meself thinks the story get K-leg jor

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=197899.msg3110337#msg3110337 date=1227133039]Tope, this laughter of yours is contagious.
U might pee in ur undies at this rate.[/quote]Lmao
Can sum1 pls tell brash to log off, he has killed me laughter