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Excatly! very tacky and classless

[quote author=*osisi link=topic=197185.msg3104101#msg3104101 date=1227023220]And worn by someone high on crack
who are they trying to impress?[/quote]Hheheheheheeheh
I really want to know who they r tryin to impress to

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=197262.msg3104361#msg3104361 date=1227025921]@oziomatv
Understanding my ass!! how does understanding come in if you come home after a hard days job to a woman who can't cook,clean,make good love and would nag your ears out abeg leave story for tortoise and come in to the real world this your definition of what a man wants is uber-abstract[/quote]

ibkaye:
'You might get dismembered, maimed or killed. John Bobbit’s wife cut his privates off when he cheated on her. Others have had knives and guns used on them when they cheated on their spouses. Next time you cheat remember it might be your last as death may be near'

Lmao
I wud also do a Loretta Bobbit on the guy

AWWW Cute

lmao ;d ;d ;d

michelin89:
If I catch my guy cheating, I go make sure he fok that girl to death. Blue movie live! Popcorn please!

Buahahahahaha

michelin89:
@ topic

I am a proud member of the BBH (bold of being hairy) commitee.

We have now created various saloons where our ladies can have their hair plaited into different styles.

If you want to join, please get in touch with me!

michelin89:
@ topic

Why cheat? A cheat should never be proud of his/herself

God bless u
I hate cheaters
Cheatin is prolly one of the things i cannot forgive a guy for 

spikedcylinder:
That tope has oyan nla.

u no well

oziomatv:
Nothing makes couples last longer in a relation than UNDERSTANDING and having something in common.
Love, sex,food, money and all the blah blah blah are all rubbish.

Before falling in love or saying YES I DO to someone try to figure out if he/she has something in common with you and at the sametime both of you should understand each other for who you are. This the only secret that make marriage strong and last.
This where we make mistake while choosing for our partner.

Well said

yicob:
Tope ko, shoe to wa lori profile ni!

U no like am

MrCrackles:
When i am sad, a good set of bosoms puts my mood right

When i am thirsty, a nice pair of jugs keep me wetty

When i need somewhere to lay my head on, a bouncy twin of kegs provides much needed support

When i want to blow and play, [b]Tope's blom blom provides me the thrill[/b]
When i get freaky, a nice set of titties stops me from going berserk!!

_{Now why wont i really want titties?!}

U dey craze
U are already sagging them


@doyin
who is @ london met?

smooooooth:
mans best meal dear.
thats why they come in diff flavor and sizes
banana, orange, pawpaw,even yam shaped.

buahahahahaaaha i cant laugh

whatever90:
doyin u no well,no need,because i no fine for body ask morenike so carry tope go do ur experiment,shes readily available

Tope ko
Toyosi ni

what is it with men n breasts

smooooooth:
no worry i go use rope do seat belt sit for ontop the wings. i must see u now, my loff for u don dey trek o.

u no need to measure up to mrs doyin, na egusi soup me dey chop o.

Lmao . . . . . Awwww  . . .  .and they said no true loff is dead

doyin13:
just add a few dollops of choice tope breast milk to some nice veggie

Edi Kai Kong on the ready  

Buahahahahahaha . . . . doyin u no well
breast milk in veggie

MrCrackles:
POSTER

All i want is freshly made breast milk!

Nothing more, nothing less!!

U be baby?

spikedcylinder:
Good then.

@ topic

Mukina is not bad o. . . I heard otherwise before.

heard wat

doyin13:
why are u laffing?

You don't think you can measure up

Well i no fit cook Edi Kai Kong so i no measure up

@smooooooooth
Buahahahahaaah
rara o , i dnt u to kill yaself

doyin13:
what does Mr Doyin like?


Mehn. . . .a woman that can cook Edi Kai Kong, looks sexy and robust in a wrapper
and speaks pidgin like a warfy inigene

Buahahahahahaha
shey dis na ur ideal woman

Na she be that oo
Na iice i wan see now

doyin13:
wetin dey go on hia?

who dey loff and who dey fight?

and Topeyou finally comot that ur picshurr

not a moment too soon

Because i dont want you to take it babalawo to make me fall in loff with u

@smoooooooth
ticket is too expensive o

debosky:
Dr Ferlie aka tumfulu is back!

@ topic

ask Tope what I want, I gave her a detailed description yesterday.

Ahhhh debo's woman is a unique one

smooooooth:
tope2000. dnt me mad at me, its just in our nature. but i think u the only woman that can keep me from looking outside

Lol, thats why loff u na
Im not mad

whitelexi:
Confident + Intelligent + Rich + Hardowrking + Handsome + loving = Moi

spikedcylinder:
tope, are we fighting?

ofcos not, said what i had to say. so we cool

[quote author=D.baby link=topic=197262.msg3103647#msg3103647 date=1227018607]thats just it!!!!! A woman ll want to know what her man really needs so he wont stray!!!! SAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD [/quote]I think its a DNA thing

smooooooth:
that isnt meant to stop me from looking outside, but it will at always bring me back inside.

Lol , Gosh men can never be satisfied

Missy B:
The one that got Sauron drooling at
that dinner party we had.

Buahahahaha i think sauron saw tyra banks, not me

Missy B:
Lest I forget . . . . .
Remind me to remind you to post that
picshur of you in bikini at the end of ur interview.

Lol
wat bikini pix?

yicob:
@ tope, walahi sex dey sweet after beatin. Imagine the guy usin his romantic lip to caress the crying face while his hands hold d shaking waist.

Roflmao
How u take now?

LANCE VADER is a 419er
I knew there was something iffy about that boy
I thought lance said he lives in india