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Danke:
that is why i asked ,what can wmen do,to satisfy sm men,i tot gone was those days of missionary styles alone even my parents would have forgotten about missionary and joined d cruising team

really sm men r just plain stupid

im sure the man probably lived in kogi all is life b4 he went to germany, so he still trap in the dark ages.
i dont understand why at this time of life some men are still unromantic and unaffectionate

Danke:
shes married ooooo,d guy is from kogi,they stay here in europe,infact shes a colleague at work

u know ,d woman herself is not satisfied about d whole thing,because shes not free to try stuffs,shes told me enough

moan ,he will complain,be untop wahala,but lie like wood,ehen ,he will be happy ,that is what d germany call dummheit

useless man

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=187145.msg2994904#msg2994904 date=1224981835]Thank God am Hausa, see this Igbo and Yoruba war.

Let's talk about Ikwerre or w/e other tribe for a change[/quote]hausa ko, fulani ni

Danke:
u can have tope,naaa I'm not giving out morenike,mind u ,my brother her hubby is known as the "world wrestler on earth,try him and loose ur eye and other vital parts

i dont want a man that doesnt know what he want jo

Danke:
@morenike

none of d above

i don't want to end up wt triplets after one round,chamo and brash go wound person

gawdd help their wives

_{tope is in trouble}

Which kain tope
I dash chamo n brash tumfulu jare

MrCrackles:
tits has to be ample and body has to be banging like a range rover sport, with a mahogany dashboard!

booty is not allowed to look like a miserly akara or pancake, it has to be round, fresh and plum!!

Wetin?? Why is ur standard so high, se na Nigerian u wan marry abi latino

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=187898.msg2994713#msg2994713 date=1224979166]U cannot understand. Walk in a man's shoes for one week and letz see if u won't be running after Tope's boobs. [/quote] leave my mary-kate n ashley alone oo

MrCrackles:
my wife would pity herself if she fends off my[b] boob-matic advances[/b]!!

never really put u down as a boob guy, i thot u were in2 onion booty like chamo

chamotex:
Thank you oo, esp number 1

DavidDylan:
Anyone seen boobs that look like nylon bag with water in them?

Se no be una suckle suckle sag am

MrCrackles:
pikin pay dowry?

abi woman pay dowry?

if the boobs is not at my service anytime i demand it, na wahala!

me i don talk my own

I pity ya wife

Danke:
plsss d boobs belongs to the woman and her child not d man

so men do women a favour and stop waking them up a t night to touch or massage it,they r not begging u to do it

sauron,david,chamo,and brash take note

lol . . . B.T.W Chamo how was charlene abi na vanessa boob yesterday

BOOBS DON YAMA YAMA UNA HEAD

chamotex:
@ Tope, Crackles _{see name crackles} and Sauron

please is the clock going forward or backwards? i think its backwards but I'm not 100% sure.

chamotex:
i trust you, onishekushe!!!

I photocopy you on that

tumfulu:
One day coming, all fools like yourself will assume anyone posting on NairaLand is Tumfulu.

Grand papa, i dont have ur time 2nite so move aside make i see better people

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=187898.msg2994578#msg2994578 date=1224977149]U own your breast?? Ya husband won't buy that from u.[/quote]He will, i will know how to handle him na

MrCrackles:
i am glad you have shared it with me

greeeeaaat set of bosoms!!!

Lmao . . . . Breast don scatter ya head doyin

chamotex:
whether they are stable or unstable, as long as i get my regular dosage I'm aiight.

me personally, i don't like my women to be too emotionally attached and vice versa so its gona be easy to de-attach myself when necessary.

I don't do emotional, only physical

SMH

lepashandi:
The most foolish answer from some HIV infected durang.

Tumfule give it a rest, you are not funny

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=187898.msg2994543#msg2994543 date=1224976691]Women meet their husbands before kids come into the equation!!!
So, a man is the owner of em breasts and he can do what he likes with them.[/quote]oh spare me
i own my breast , yes i might share it with my man n babies

milknhoney:
It is funny how men sometimes conclude in their minds that women are some how emotional unstable.
As if at any moment a single misfortune or upset turns us loose.
Don't know how this came to a conclusion.
Especially when you read a book like "Things Fall Apart" and see what these so called "emotions" do to a man. He didn't seem all that stable self.
I'm not trying to be a feminist or anything but over the years watching how one of my aunts endure years and years of domestic abuse, and seeing how she endured it emotionally, I start to wonder if it is really us women who are emotionally unstable.

God bless you and me

bawomolo:
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magnifico, fuk the game theory, this is noble prize material right here

then leave us alone

Danke:
ole see ur mouth like chest and legs,u see d wahala I'm talking about


for breastfeeding,yes and not for midnight or early morning smooching

Rofl. . . .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=187898.msg2994493#msg2994493 date=1224975897]Are u sure??
When women are going through their love shack. . . . .They are so excited, they call every now and then.
It can be worrying.[/quote]Infact, me not calling is actually an argument in my relationship, I dont get excited with both of my eyes closed n its just aviod stuff like this in future - 'You are choking me too much nonsense'

MrCrackles:
you sef open mouth dey talk

when you reach house you go come dey kneel down dey beg Baba Brash!!!

see your mouth like Obasanjo cap!!!

u guys are drama queen king

Danke:
u men r guilty of it too


really ,when they come back from work smtimes ,their face will be looking like smone whos just brought one very strong big shait from the anus

ask them "honey should i serve ur food now,should i run ur bath for u,do u need a massage,how was ur day,u don't look happy,r u ok" they will tell u r disturbing them.ok ignore them,they will tell u ,u don't care

men really are babies

I concur
You guys love the attention and pretend as if they don't
Phocking Divas

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=187898.msg2994465#msg2994465 date=1224975171]Of course, women choke men with LOVE. . . . .

How they manage it is the 8th wonder of the world but they do it.
U must understand too much of everything is bad so gimme a reason why a gurl would call her man like 30 times a day!!!!
Honey, where are u? What are u doing? How are you? Have u eaten(around 2 am). . . .Of course, i musta eaten.
Women(all of a sudden) turn to mothers and i am like. . . . .Duh, i have been surviving before we met. . . .U need to relax. [/quote]Well , i have to speak for myself one this one n  say i am def not like that, infact im opposite but there are men who are just excatly like that too with their GF or wife.

darefestus:
Tope

Looks like you have been asked the similar Question

After showboating for you Guy in bed

Mo jeri e!

Ma te na lor. non stop.

but seriously though, how do we women choke men with love