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davidylan:
did your boyfriend beat you tope?

yes he did n he hit me at all the right spots

agabaI23:
what happened recently? pray tell!

Recently i found out that communication is the key

Communication is sooooooooooooo important in a relationship. . . . .didnt know how much until recently.

chamotex:
You people just wanna put me in trouble. I won't say that one but I'll say this . . . . .

I remember when I was in school back in the dayz in 9ja.
This chick came up to me and said "Borrow me your Dic.k for my ass" -   Translation: "Lend me your dictionary for my assignment".
It was common among those rotten chicks.
Whether or not I gave her my di.ck is non of y'all bizness.  

lmao. . .bet u were too chicken shyte to

chamotex:
@ topic

If I say it I will definitely get banned . . . . . . . . . . . . . FOR LIFE!

Yes chamo . . . . we dare u to say it

spikedcylinder:
Taye's wife is very hot.

[size=5pt]I just thought to ring a spoiler. [/size]

Idina aint hot to me

Amigoz:
Lolz

some imperfections are sexy, u dont agree? _{nt like i find his gap teeth imperfect though}

btw hav u got any pix of this gap teeth?

i agree but not with gap teeth abeg

Amigoz:
The Gap teeth makes him more sexy

girl. . . .uhn uhn

MrCrackles:
Well she got what she was waiting for 2yrs after!

I nailed her left, right and centre!!!

MrCrackles:
Topic[/b]

My aunty's friend said this to me a few years back ~you are fast developing and i cant wait to see the bulge in your trousers get bigger! [/font]

CORRECT WOMAN. . . . She is looking for toy boy ni yen

maedan:
@ tope2000
which gapteeth? I didnt notice - too busy gazing in2 his gorgeous brown eyes!

i can imagine . . . . he is hot but i cant get pass that gap teeth. go watch his movies . . .u will see it

u have issues brash. . .i swear

@topic
i think she deserves it

what kind of a no-brainer question is this?

spikedcylinder:
There's this place where they blend rhinoceros liver with raccoon eyes. Just mix it with Sauron's egusi soup and chant your incantations.
Come back to me with testimonies.

Ehennnnnnnnnnn. . . .sauron must egusi n eba tonite

MrCrackles:
Cant even post on this thread, i got fucking lost!

RAILUWAY people have taken over!!

rofl

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=259578.msg3707178#msg3707178 date=1239209880]Girl this juju is really potent. Take me to his place, I'll spend the night and he'll be head over heels for me you[/quote]lol . . . .nah
i no dey do juju jare. . . .everything has it repercussion

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=259578.msg3707153#msg3707153 date=1239209551]Either way he is still here https://i43.tinypic.com/2uolv2x.jpg

Come by tonight and let me teach you how to make some good juju for Sauron while I make one for David lol[/quote]lol
juju wont work on sauron. . . he is too strong-headed

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=259578.msg3707114#msg3707114 date=1239209090]I hope u don't keep juju down there. . . . .[/quote]Juju ke . . . na girls who doesnt have confidence in their fanny that put juju there

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=259578.msg3707118#msg3707118 date=1239209118]Stephen did and now he's with me lol[/quote]Stephen is not really with u . . . .it is juju that is keeping him there

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=259578.msg3707072#msg3707072 date=1239208674]Without a doubt!!! [/quote]
You must a tight game then. . . .  
but i'm strictly into exclusive relationship. . . .once u hit it, u cant leave

chamotex:


Tope dare not try it. Forget kini? Without me she can't sleep nor eat.
Leave my 500 mins abeg . . . . . At least I can text.  

Awwwwwwwww. . . . .maybe not eat but with covonia night. . i will sleep

davidylan:
drop it now, in 10 yrs time u'd be wishing you did . . .   biko do quick o, i only ask once.

Lmao. . . .u have to come up with a good reason than that

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=259578.msg3707021#msg3707021 date=1239208192]Someone called Flex just left me a voicemail. I just want to say that I didn't understand a word you said. Also, I think you may have a been a tad too excited. Call me back though.[/quote]that was really ur number??

davidylan:
haba tope luv, what did i do wrong? Oya i want only ur number.

Too late . . .some1 else is already negotiating with me

spikedcylinder:
Bear in mind that some people have (f) in front of their names but honestly, after a quick look, they should really have (m) there.

Excatly . . . by nxt week patwhizkid will have M infront of his/new ID
I cant make out if s/he is a boy or girl

davidylan:
tope why you vex now haba?

dont talk to me jor

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=259578.msg3706959#msg3706959 date=1239207623]3 is the wackest network in the planet.
I can bet Glo and MTN are better than 3.[/quote]Lmao . . . .but i hear all those city boys use them

Anyways, forget about Chamotex.
He is locked on T-mobile contract. He gets free 500 mins every month and thatz it.
Drop ur number, i can call u from now till Easter Monday even if u use HELL network.

Just till easter monday??
what happens afterwards . . . . .abi u think u'd get into my panties b4 then

chamotex:
If you are not on t-mobile, I'll have to text you then.

If u cant call me . . .forget it

davidylan:
All those interested in dropping their numbers for me are welcome.

Note: only female numbers will be accepted.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=259578.msg3706870#msg3706870 date=1239206841]Tope, drop ur number. . . . . .
Abi na 3 network u dey use??[/quote]I hate anything 3, brings badluck
i have dropped my number but chamo na cheapstake . . . . na only t-mob pesin he dey call

chamotex:
Tope 077 is not T-Mobile o. Who are u deceiving? One last chance and then im dropping it.

Who tell u say na t-mobile i dey use
Na VIRGIN i dey use