₦airaland Forum

maedan:
Has 2 b Morris 4 moi. He's got one heck of a sixpack . . .

welll him to go fix his gap teeth

chamotex:
Tope, drop ur T-mobile nos NOW!!! This ur last chance.

ur eyes dey pain u. . .u no see am
Ok oh, na 0800-temitope

muyiwa04:
His she your sister, She iz UGLY period,

lmao. . .
All u guys are mean . . . kai

chamotex:
Which kind language be this?? If NEPA don take light, put on candle na. na by force?

What is all these Do me Do me Do me?? P Square.

DWL

chamotex:
Tope drop your number now or I will have to drop it myself. Including the T-Mobile, O2, 3, and Vodafone numbers.

na 077779999999999999

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=259578.msg3706718#msg3706718 date=1239205632]Tope: 020-7739-6387[/quote]death

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=259578.msg3706248#msg3706248 date=1239201200]You dropped your number. What else did you expect, darl? I haven't had a similar experience and never will.[/quote]excatly . . . . .plenty nonsense
u dropped ur number yet u didnt know you were going to be called . . . . yea rite

Umm m m m m m . . . .

davidylan:
omo e no pure again . . . better break that fast now and lets get down to business. Its for your own good . . . we will pray later.

In the name of the Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit
I rebuke david's advances

davidylan:
Ok should i go lower then? Its farther from your fasting mouth.

i wud still get the tingling feeling. . . .my mind must remain pure
biko dont corrupt my mind sef. . . .cuz u r startin to as we talkin abt it

davidylan:
You are fasting with your mouth abi . . . its not your chest that is fasting so no problem.

Starstruck . . . fine girl . . . too bad stephenp got there before me . . .

david u r cwezy
u cant be touching the chest . . . . its a sin if i start get tingling feeling

davidylan:
Na only back hand you wan give me? Haba tope i want more . . . add front chest to it.

David i am fasting o . . . . dont break it

davidylan:
This is english language . . . show the dude whether he is right or wrong simple! Besides how is he a perv? You dont know if he was carrying out a scientific study.

If i give u back-hand . . . . . .  
he is a perv ojare . . . . only pervs will ask questions like that

davidylan:
He was simply asking a generic question . . . it requires a yes or a no abi. These women sef, you'd think the slot machine is made of gold

oh pls. . . .u know its not just a generic Q
if she had answered yes. . .the perv wud have asked another sickening question

ibkaye:
You de crase?

I wud pretend u didnt just type that. . . . .i'd see it as typo.

cant he just be powerful n not popular?
i love my peace

chiogo:
LOL, my friend said the same thing and she's African American. But I didn't take it that seriously, the dude is known to be retarded as in, he talks shit, even to teachers. I worry more when a male calls me vulgar names like LovePeddler, slut, bitch, etc. Nigerian girls having wet pussies isn't my problem.

death

davidylan:
Answer the question tope, is it true?

I wudnt know. . . u shud know better, i aint a lesbo na

If time taken to slap the dude = x
Let time taken to show proof = y
then y < x

I rather die than show some random guy n anything
hes prolly a pervert anyhoo

ibkaye:
What the

ehen?? arent u 15 sef

chiogo:
This dude at school once said to me, "I heard Nigerian girls got wet pussies"  

As for the random ones that are personal,  

Arrant nonsense, u shud have slapped him

davidylan:
Nwam that would have been the correct thing to do abi. Chiogo disappointed the dude.

U r not serious

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=80631.msg3693870#msg3693870 date=1239001552]feathers took me 11hrs cox the hairstylist was pregnant so she had to take breaks in between[/quote]Woah!!!

@topic
My natural hair

But the smell is disgusting

ibrahim007:
if the husband is reasonable person.

Reasonable??
Maybe she can tell him almost everything

davidylan:
this is an argument over semantics. The man likes his wive's qualities but does not love her chikena.

Then what is the point of marrying her??

Treetop20:
no i didn't laugh
i told her to keep looking at it
if she so chooses and to be my guest
by sitting on it

Gosh . . . .pls tell me u r lying??

MrCrackles:
Lemar is rubbish anyway!

Jealousy
He might not be all that but i bet he is cuter than most ladies bf.

oyindaries:
hello nairalanders i need your help,my husband and my mum have been at each other throat for the past two years, to be honest my husband is at fault, but he really does not think so, and he actually thinks i am against him.i have tried to explain to him that he needs to show more respect to his inlaws but he totally disagrees, abeg, answer this question for me WHICH OF THE INLAWS SHOULD RESPECT WHO MORE to be honest he called my mum a witch and i said some pretty nasty things to him as well, he does not have parents anymore , but he is close to his junior sister, whom i told a little home truth when she insulted my mother.

As ur husband been disrespectful to ur mum before u married him??
Chei  . ,  No man, i repeat NO MAN will ever be disrespectful to any member of my family n then marry him

@topic
'I dont think i can help myself without touching'

onyinye2:
Prayer won't help him.

His wake-up call will be a doctor's note stating he is HIV Positive.

Lol . . . . . .i hope it wont come to that b4 he listens

@poster
SEX isnt everything, and if u think it is then u need to chk urself into rehab asap