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ChuckWoody:
Yo bcblazer, i tried to help ya, and now you're getting blazed from all quarters.

Like I said, no tricks or gimmicks required. All it requires is changing your habit, taking a step back and doing things differently.

Sex will always be there if you really want it. But you said you wanted a proper chick. So take heed, put it away and think with your other head, dawg.

Before it's too late.

My advice is free. No need to pay me.

I so pray he listens to you

[quote author=*comfort link=topic=258404.msg3693271#msg3693271 date=1238977923]any yoruba voodoo priest. [/quote]E be like say dem gang up swear for u o

iReport:
Na you sabi. Men can give stupid lines whenever they are lying.

Lol . . . . yeye men
They ought to be ashamed of themselves seriously

OmoT i really like you but u need to quit while u are ahead

iReport:
May be she stole while he was busy praying at the church.

Praying ke?? . . . . maybe when he was doing the up and down game

You women are the best behaved women on nairaland. Will y'all marry my three younger brothers and a cousin please?. Just say yes and I will perform your traditional wedding rites on this thread immideiately.

There is nothing that pleases the lord like a well behaved virtuous woman. Una mama raise una well well

Roflmao . . . . .
Eeya tope is engaged . . .sowwwy

David i have found the oha soup recipe

Ora (Oha) Soup

Serves 4 - 6
(A Nigerian Dish) 4 oz. dried ora leaves
8 oz. smoked fish
3 tbsp. cocoyam paste (thickener)
2 oz. ground crayfish
4 lbs. beef
4 oz. palm oil
A dash of Accent
3 c. water
8 oz. stockfish
3 maggi cubes
A dash of hot pepper
Salt to taste

Cook the stockfish until tender. Add meat and cleaned dried fish and bring to a boil. Add cocoyam paste, crayfish, maggi cubes, Accent and palm oil. Cook for about 30 minutes stirring all the time. Add ora leaves, pepper, salt to taste and cover. Cook for another 15 to 20 minutes. Serve with farina, garri, alubo or your favorite fufu
--Variations--
Thick yam paste or mashed potato can be used in place of cocoyam paste as a thickener. To prepare: pour a glass of water into a saucepan. Heat and add about 6 ounces yam four or potato flakes. Stir and continue stirring until the paste thickens (about 10 minutes). Remove from heat and add to soup as a thickener.

davidylan:
tope na so we see am o . . . you had to arrive at her shop before 2pm if not na egusi you go chop. Or you tell her to reserve some for you in advance.
Abeg come to my village, my grandmother does a good job of it.

Oh Gosh
Are u serious??

Its not the mistress fault o, how did she get the key to the car, if not for the husband?
I dont have any bizness with the mistress but the husband
Altho i might have slapped the bitch outta her b4 i realise she is not really to blame

davidylan:
I dont know, i tasted it for the first time at an uncle's place. I found it odd because the leaves are cooked without chopping them but they are very soft in the soup so its not a problem. It looks a bit thicker than your normal soup, i'm going to learn to cook it when next i go home.

The soup is excellent! [b]One igbo lady used to cook it where i was serving, she cooked it only on Tue and Thur and you had to book at least 2 days in advance that you were coming. That's how good the soup is.[/b]All these fake yankee igbos. What do they know?

Rofl . . . . .book in advance for oha soup . . . . .jeeeeeeeeeeez
i must try it out

onyinye2:
It is nasty as I don't know what. . . . . the meat people use is inhumane.

Really? With the way david is talking abt it, one wud think its the best soup in the africa

but errrrm. . .plantain porridge? wat the hell is that?

davidylan:
groundnut soup is horrible.

Oha soup with pounded yam and goat meat/bush meat . . . trust me, you will be licking your fingers and doing oliver twist.

I need to try this oha soup . . . . how is it made?

i just went to chk out the groundnut soup n its yuck!! sorry

onyinye2:
Eziokwu!!!

Pounded yam is just absolutely disgusting. I can't stand the site or smell. I like the rice and garri one better.
[b]Amala looks like the devil's left overs. I mean I would never put that stuff in my mouth.[/b]Snails should never be served. Arggg. . . . that mess is gross.
KINI!!!

Roflmao

You cant stay a week without sex?? ahhhhhhhh u have issues.
u need help on how to get it together

stillwater:
Ikokore is crap, period!!!

seconded

@topic
Semo n ground rice

iReport:
Yes I do, he looks very masculine and waaay finer than Obama.

Lmao
U must be high . . . . .i bet u find mugabe sexy too

iReport:
One woman's meat is another woman's poison
see their picture again:
https://news.onlinenigeria.com/articlefiles/1256-6.jpg

Oh plsssssssssss . . . you and i know the only reason she is with him is cux of money

Treetop20:
that beautiful lass and that old man?

funmi find him sexy

iReport:
No, but the colonel may be suave and irresistible. See his picture now, don't he look sexy?

sexy? irresistible?? suave?? *puking violently*

Taye diggs all day

iReport:
Is it her fault that she is not married because Nigerian men roam the streets afraid of taking their responsibility?.

Must a girl say yes to every man that comes her way??

Omotola's ass is on another level compare to ini

iReport:
How come some end up marrying each other?. How did the 'home wrecker' clause come about?

Those ones are just the fortunate / unfortunate
And yes they are home wrecker . . . . she is young, why cant she find her own husband
Not every everybody's story is going to end as the movie 'pretty woman' jare

iReport:
Killing armed robbers will not make armed robbery stop, rather it'll make them sharpen their skills.

They will still have to face the concequences of the choice they made in the long run

iReport:
How did you get this classified information?. Do you know any sugar daddy?

Abeg . . . .every1 knows the relationship btn aristos and their gals are NON-EXCLUSIVE relationships

iReport:
Can the colonel restore her puzzy back to its initial state?. Stop encouraging these men abeg. Sauron is already roaming around here plotting on how he will deal with his next pregnant victim. The lady is the victim here and not the egregious colonel. Is that what he learnt in the military school? How to abort babies by force. Do you know this offense can send that man out for life here in the US?

Nobody is encourgaing the suga daddy but they are both as bad as each other . . . . maybe this will teach all other babes that their whole lives dependz on having aristos to survive

The idea of 3Kids n 2babymamas doesnt sit well with me at all
I think its abt time u talk to ur legs and walk out of the relationship- MO

All these guys that claims to be born again dis dayz sef . . . . . .lying cheating bastard

iReport:
Focus your attention on the evil man and not his innocent victim.

Did the suga daddy said she shud be pregnant? cux im sure there are always some sort of arrangement btn sugadaddies n their gals

spikedcylinder:
She's lucky, at least she got an apartment, cars etc from the sale of her kitten. Others sell theirs for meat pie.

Classic

iReport:
Have some pity please and stop giving these randy Nigerian old men with grey haired nostrils a free pass.

Pity?? like spikey said atleast shes got an apartment n cars