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hollandis:
All you need is having what it takes.They will come in torrents,looking for you.

what would that be??

[quote author=Brash! link=topic=167798.msg2757919#msg2757919 date=1220607947]haha!! _{dozed off last night when i was tlking to ya!} [/quote]chei, i must have been really boring



_{i knew u did}

hollandis:
Yes now
where have you been? who have you been with

i need to start looking properly then

Udyro:
i think ladies will prefer first, a guy with God fearing spirit, then the list:
romantic
honest
faithful
caring
funny
naughty
homely
comunicator
easy going
dress fine
neat, etc. etc.

All this exist in Nigerian men

_{u r kidding}

[quote author=Brash! link=topic=167798.msg2757733#msg2757733 date=1220604754]the kind of guys that would pummel them till thy kingdom come

the kind of guy that would cheat on them

the kind of guy that is too fine

the kind of guy that would smoke weed and use drugs

the kind of guy-----------------the list is endless! [/quote]i know u are not serious

engineerd:
If u must stay in the relationship cause your Love is so great, fine! But at least Learn to SLAP him back when he SLAPS u! just as he uses his palms to slap u across your face, then u also respond by back-handing him!

hehehehe


@poster
body no be punching bag oo
leave him b4 u die

candylips:
watch the 2 episodes yesterday. Was very good.

very good indeed
so glad is back

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=129454.msg2757191#msg2757191 date=1220585794]If a guy comes with almost all the right packages, I would not dismiss him just because of a mere work done on him by nature.[/quote]agreed
altho i would rather he didnt

cooldude, u are still pimping abi
na wa oo

idupaul:
Milk carton get hope na, it can be recycled

hehehehe
u guys are bad oo

StephenP:
Tope you know I'm a man of my word. The moment I said "Anyway, I'm just going to start ignoring you from now on Simba. I've had my fun with you. But now I feel like going back and forth with someone who probably did not pass 8th grade is making me dumber by the second. Good day!" I meant it. So I set my PC firewall to block retarded posts especially those from people who are suffering from a severe case of NoAssAndBoobsAtAll and managed to get a C- in How To Be a Hating Hoe 101 after failing it numerous times all the while thinking they are the shit. Funny thing is, as "ugly" as I am, I still wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole even if she was the last female on Earth and the world depended on us to procreate but then again who would with her bleeped up face looking like someone ran her over with a motorbike? She better go eat a d!ck somewhere else cause she ain't getting none of this right here.

_{ok i shudnt be laughing, tope pls compose urself}

babe just chill ok, it aint worth it

unpredictable

[quote author=n-guage link=topic=167720.msg2756010#msg2756010 date=1220559945]Nope, but soon. I just need to get some drinks and convince a girl to convince her girlfriend.[/quote]roflmao

have u ever been in love before?

[quote author=n-guage link=topic=167720.msg2755925#msg2755925 date=1220558818]Oh and you can move in when I get my place, I'll let the dollars circulate. Bring your blue tee shirt along, so I'll act out the fantasies in me head.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2HE9OB0Xjo[/quote]u wish, mommas boy

@question
have u ever had a party b4







_{i doubt it}

Go see a therapist

[quote author=gabe_logan link=topic=167728.msg2755845#msg2755845 date=1220558018]na only ice and vodka, u no carry gun make u kuku commit suicide??!!

n**** stop actin like a frea**** b****[/quote]lmao

topup has spoken

[quote author=n-guage link=topic=167720.msg2755911#msg2755911 date=1220558676]Thanks for turning me down but I get it, you don't want us to do it on the forum, send me a private message. I live with my parents but I plan to get my own place soon . . . very soon.[/quote]i can see that u are also thick in the head, words just bounce back abi. goodluck

[quote author=n-guage link=topic=167720.msg2755843#msg2755843 date=1220558000]Oh no you didn't. Did you just say no to me? After teasing with your sky blue shirt and the blue bed in the background, ko da o.
I'm looking for the perfect girl that likes the things I like and likes me just as much as I like her. Honestly, its seriously complicated, but for the time being, its my youth and I just want to get some.[/quote]like i said, i see you are only 19 so i get the message
enjoy it while u can

as for the blue top, you are still a teenager.  next time u go through my profile, please close your eyes because its for mature audience only. u are too young for me to tease

@question
Do you live with your parent or alone?

[quote author=n-guage link=topic=167720.msg2755777#msg2755777 date=1220557246]To your room, to your life . . . for the night.[/quote]eeya sorry NO can do
i deal with mature guys, no offense

@question
why do you want sex at very opportunity with any girl? why can't u just have a serious relationship?
anywayz judging from your profile info, i see u are only 19. now i get it

eeya

[quote author=n-guage link=topic=167720.msg2755751#msg2755751 date=1220556878]Are you opening the door for me to come in? Get ready for some long d-ck f-cking. j/k[/quote]
come in where?

[quote author=n-guage link=topic=167720.msg2755713#msg2755713 date=1220556429]I've dated one girl on nairaland, acidrop - she's probably the prettiest girl on this website. It was nothing sexual, she lives in Australia.

How many girls do I plan to date on nairaland? Lets see.[/quote]how can you date someone u didnt see??

sima n stephen
take it easy u guys oooooooooooo


stephen pls just stop, i beg u

na today??

just out of curiosity why Nigerian man??

be yourself
hate it or love it

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Please some people can be friends with their exes without it meaning they are in love with the person.
I thought in a relationship, you guys can talk about stuffs between yourselves sheeshh[/color]

i agree

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=167643.msg2754940#msg2754940 date=1220544627]I love you in the mouth of people within nigeria is like say " how u doing" , not even sure if they know the meaning.
How could u love someone that u don't even know enough?
Ol boy, i think it is nothing but infantuation, you will grow out of it.[/quote]hehehehe
very true