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jay bee:
what if he bought 'em condoms so he can use it 4 passionate love-making when he gets home?

Biko!!! jay bee don't even give me that oooooooooo, that line of sentence has been worn out after being used continuously by you guys.

tboy1:
I work in south west. . . just off high street Kensington

@ nana
where in se u from?

Kensington, na wa ooo,  posh boy!!!

finguy:
m

Which 1 be m?

SW o, my sista

The thing that bugs me is that u said you would tell her how the condom got into your bag and that to me also means you are cheating and i must say you are living up to your name at all.

nana:
both of u fit each other. . .

I tell you

tboy1:
I also had to do a combined course - my option is more opened than urs gan
so where in uk u based - london?

yep london

So u knew she was cheating but u didnt do or say anything just because she is good in bed? WOW,you could have just sang her "I don't want to know" by mario winans  

tboy1:
Evrybody is just addin' IT to their course na wa o- you all want to keep ya' options opened. . .which is good
With this unpredictable weather (don't even kw what to wear when leavin' home ) i can't even make plans yet, but i might go b'ham this weekend. . . i'm gettin' tired of london
so did u do your secondary school in naij or ere?

for my secondary sch, i did up2 jss3 in Nigeria and finished the rest here and of course i have keep them options open o

hmmmmmmmmmm u lie

nana:
lol, yeah soon, 2yrs from now. . .
I dey one useless uni wey them dey call uni of east london and am studying a lovely course called computer networks. . .

U see this has got to be fate, I think jay bee also went to that uni

tboy1:
cool. . .you should see the way my mum was so happy when i graduated, you'll think she won lottery
so what did u study and wats happenin' this weekend in your side. . .

Mine was happy too and i studied Business info system and as for this weekend i am fully booked with different kinds of commitment

nana:
lol,when i come turn to ball nah?

nana u don get offer o, i can vouch 4 him. hes a nice dude o.

meachi:
HEY GIRL,

THAT IS THE BEST ADVICE FROM TOPE

PLEASE STAY OFF THE GUY AND LET HIM YOU DON'T LOVE HIM

Abi o

nana:
lol. . wetin una dey kick?

you

tboy1:
na u dey enjoy o. . . so r u in uni or finished?

i have finished uni, we thank God

lmao

@ poster
just like u said u just met her so seriously doubt if its love yet

tboy1:
so wats poppin' in your side this beautiful friday afternoon. . .
work or chillin @ home?

u am chillin @ home ni o

nana:
hmmm,na wa for this love in tokyo. . .Jealousy aint my portion

tboy1:
no problem jare, only shows we're the serious ones
so how far na?

nothing far jare, i just dey o

True

tboy1:
na waa o. . . jackpot ke? bro, there is nothin' like jack for you ere, talkless of jackpot
go and submit your work. Unlike us we've already submitted all what we need to way in advance

thank u jare

jay bee:
very simple reason. "close to negative liability"

Do you care to expand as to wat you mean by dat?

jay bee:
so we going to c? have i hit a jackpot or what?

I am tellin Alhaja about u, that you wudnt let me be

Bolarge:
Word.
A guy will come up with just about any excuse to get a chick he's done with off his back.
Whether u label it as lame or crippled is pure grammar.

tell me abt it, rubbish xcuse

jay, why are u pullin my legs on nairaland, wait n see wat i wud do to you the next time i see u.

tboy1:
o boy, you better go and submit your report - time is against you, its already 12.30

excatly

jay bee:
dude, her pic keeps popping up on ma spreadsheet. Am i dreaming or sumtin? but then the stats report needs to be handed in today so tope2000 wats a bro got to do oh.
i beg tell me the 411

jay bee:
@tope2000
your pic is also doing ma head in. def can't concentrate on ma data manipulation. wats d 411?

tboy1:
Bro, There is no 411!!!
All your data can be manipulated if you put all your effort into it

GUYs GUYs CHILL NOW.

loose concentration at work ke,.God 4bid bad thing o

Too close and compatible, That has to be the worst break up excuse i have eva in my entire life heard.

tboy1:
LOL. . . .all these names sha morning lov, precious , my dearest and the funniest treasure soon you'll find my treasure map or my diamond

oh boy, you berra leave that girl alone and move on- there are more chicks out there, don't let one shady girl stress you out!!!

Truth story my broda

What the guy really looks like shouldnt really bother her if she loves him, there are people out there that are in love with disable people and they are not ashamed to be seen with them and to that is love.Nobody is perfect, there is always something u wish your girl or guy has that she doesnt but if you love them then u would learn to accpet them the way they are. To me she does seem to be really in2 guy, she just wanted to give him a try because her pastor told her he is her husband.

Darling if you are ashamed to introduce him to ur friends then u dont love him, u are only with him because ur pastor said he is ur husband (n dats is all bullshit 2 me anywayz) and also because u think age is no more on your side. My advice to you is leave him and wait until God gives you the guy of dreams.