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Lmao@thread

Stop have wedding expectations whenever u start a relationship. enjoy it not scare him away

chamotex:
Yes I am and I'm proud

I was just answering the question

_{*Happy New Year*}

Happy new year to you too

chamotex:
head shattering, steamy, hot, rough sex

Me thot u were celibate

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=38921.msg3294012#msg3294012 date=1230856002]IT is a jobless vermin. . . . .
Madam went out with Oga and IT is enjoying some cybertime.
Those are the little disadvantages of the internet. . . . . .any gorilla can log on and constitute a nuisance.[/quote]Dead!!

chamotex:
Yes I'm a Lesbian . . . . . any show tonight??

Lmao

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=38921.msg3293990#msg3293990 date=1230855624]Dope punchlines.

"I'm the illest nigga alive, watch me prove it,
I'll snatch ya' crown with ya' head still attached to it"

"What's the matter with ya'll, I'll spatter ya'll,
against the muthafuckin' wall with these raw lyrics I catapault"[/quote]i see u r on IT tonight
ME LIKE

ibkaye:
tope, so u are still awake?

tee hee
dont lemme tell mummy u r still up o

inbox:
happy new yr baby

happy new 2 u 2

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=38921.msg3293753#msg3293753 date=1230850742]My palaver daggers laced with grandmaster spits. . . . . .You're a witless apprentice.
In battles, i'll do you wrong like dentists fixing your appendix
Chasisbitch?? I'll decease that dimwit with frees that's endless to keep y'all winless
My spit's drenched with ceaseless sickness like i french-kissed diseased syringes . . . . .Sauron(Flowshow's wake-keeping)


You must be constipated dude becuz your period wasn’t present
This dude's feelin nothing but punchez like he’s 8 months pregnant
He claims he’s the ill one, but only becuz he took an oral contraceptive pill…
And he only did that so Jack wouldn’t find out he was cheatin on Bill. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Sauron(Flowshow's burial)


I’ll torture you worse than a Jewish midget during Holocaust,
Break your glass jaw off during Museltof
Serve you fruit cocktails called Molotovs, blow your back off with a sawn off
Lord Of War like Uri Orlov turning your crew red with Russian Kalashnikovs
I'll use the saltire's flag post when i am stabbin' ma enemies
Kill you with your eyes open so 'Pissu remembers me. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Sauron(AlexPissu's EULOGY)

That's what you get for fuckin with this lyrical demon
Bloodstream's been, contaminated for eons
I got cast out of heaven for treason
Got cast out of the Garden of Eden for lettin the reptillian beast in
Got locked up for a DUI and speedin. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Canibus(Lost @ "c")[/quote]Hehehehehe . . . . . . .Tight punchlines

Thatz just plain disgusting
Eba n porridge

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=213226.msg3288262#msg3288262 date=1230689535] What You are done with Chika98 already, but you guys were gone for only one minute na And there i was blaming the Tope2000 for her lack of performance I am so sorry Tope2000, i would take you for a MOTmakeover tommorrow just to cheer you up [/quote]Abeg
Dont associate me with CLASSLESS pesin  

doyin13:
na wa oo. . .

all this caring about my welfare.

I might start to think you fancy me sha

hehehehehe

Buhahahahaha

Roflmao @ wabamise majekodunmi
u have a dirty mind

doyin13:
But seriously now. . . who puts their real picture on the internet nowadays.

There is no price to be put on anonymity.

The guy in my profile is an up and coming broadway star and he is 24.

Now this is funny

chika98:
Na so toasting dey start

Lol. .  

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=213154.msg3288203#msg3288203 date=1230688624]Nah. . . . . . . I will tell her after she says. . . . .I DO. [/quote]I have always put u down as a straight forward person, im disappointed

davidylan:
From now on you are no more a shoe!  

Lolz

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=213154.msg3288168#msg3288168 date=1230688171]Don't be threatened. . . . . . .3 more wives won't crash planet Earth.[/quote]SMH
I pity ur future wife
just make sure u tell her what she is about to get herself in2 first

Doyin and Gbenga Daniels were classmates back in em days.

Rofl

doyin13:
wa kan run down

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=213154.msg3288143#msg3288143 date=1230687776]Polygamy is the spice of life.
One man. . . . . .many wives.
CLASS!!! [/quote]shattap

WesleyanA:
doyin how old are you sef?

doyin is an old man
but reason like child
like the film I AM SAM

Lmao . . . . doyin is crazy, i swear

Well arent u the lucky bastard

Sisi Jinx:
Nah, I change to Tmobile.

Their wachumacallit starts at 7pm.

Whose your daddy, now. . .  

Rofl . . . .