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busybein:
ahhhhhh tipper really senior pan ooo,busybody how far can u get with tope,d babe means serious biz

abeg tope go sitdon,action speaks louder than typing on NL

Rofl . . . . . i no be all mouth
ask sauron

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=212459.msg3283392#msg3283392 date=1230599755]Clash of the Titans. . . . . . .I am sure Tope will WIN.[/quote]in my sexy voice - can imagine what it’s going 2 be once we get inside
And you put that ooh wee on me ooh I can’t wait
I’m tired of thinkin about it, typing about it , baby turn off the lights, tear off your
clothes, jump in the bed, and let it flow.  
The Squeezing, holding, biting, scratching, spanking, screaming, pulling my hair when you need me everything goes

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=212459.msg3283355#msg3283355 date=1230598837]Don't be modest.
Tope won't like it o. [/quote]modest ke?
im sayng it like it na
i dnt share

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=212459.msg3283334#msg3283334 date=1230598510]U want to join us?? [/quote]u shud know i dont SHARE na

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=212459.msg3283310#msg3283310 date=1230597877]I can sniff that. . . . .trust me!!!
This is why i always ask Jenny to come to ma crib. . . . .Her hubby has a 12 gauge shotgun. [/quote]
sofry sofry

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=200489.msg3283304#msg3283304 date=1230597756]---------------------------------------------
THE ILLUSION
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Gather round, for this strange hour, while i explain a deranged coward
A subject that will always remain sour, man's attempt to gain power

Something that alters all movement, but you can’t put your finger to it
It’s CONTROL that’s the illusion, in silence it will show the proof is prudent

I just have to grit my teeth, when i really listen to what’s been preached
Ever think, what it is that they seek? Manipulation through our religious beliefs

I am not saying that you are evil or weak, they just have you afraid to think
Do you believe that if the divine chose to speak, it would need its own shade of ink

Please take a brief second to reflect, it may just to help lessen the effect
Your intellect is your only weapon in this subject, so here is a lesson to inspect

Look at death, only thing that we haven’t cheated in this book we stress
If this was anyone’s last day left, it wouldn’t change if they passed some test

X this page Do you have control of that? No, because there is no taking it back
I am just stating a fact, you’re powerless even if you are hating this rap.[/quote]
u r just too much jor

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=212459.msg3283282#msg3283282 date=1230597261]I am here. . . . . .Whatz the dealie??[/quote]Jenny wants to get flirty with u 2nite

he will be here shortly

I love the bedrooms in the first page
except some sha

Sauron where art thou
Come and assume position

Sagamite:
If she has:

Succulent D+ boobs
Come-f*ck-me face
M25 curves and hips
Hummer-sized arse
Sexy demeanor


Why not? Why will I give a hoot she is poor?

Tsssk men

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=210636.msg3283161#msg3283161 date=1230593961]I feel terrible doing this to ma homie but damn. . . . .He gotta go, he gotta go!!!
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When Sauron grabs the mic, friendly oceans don't "flow this nice"
Chamotex wouldn't keep his game tight even if he gets in bed with a poltergeist.

Son, you're overhyped. . . . I'll swing a soldier scythe twice your shoulder height
To knock your head rollin like dolomite's poker dice on overdrive!!

I ma get u scissored-trimmed n smashed by my unfadeable rhythm
Chamo AIN'T NO PLAYA, he couldn't get nookie from inflatable women.

Ya concept: I thunk it was a crossword puzzle at first, just a jumbled-up cluster of words
To make things worse, if I gave you boxes u still couldn’t structure your verse

Nigga, everyone knows what’s in store though, this is a War Zone, no?
Giving you a sore throat, amateurs like you are only successful in softcore Indecency

Your italics won’t help what your verse lacks, i am ripping through you with pure facts
This dose should be enough to cover your relapse, your flow is trash, sounds like a slurred track

I am a higher voltage than "cham" can transfer, got you running headless like a hamster
Your "intro" is sad but this is a disaster, when you black-out just remember Hannibal is the answer

I'm leaving this bantam with heavy-weight scars, you would never top my second-rate bars
Have you screaming: "Yes Sir Sarge, respecting the stars, the way i wreck-n-“take charge”.[/quote]Gotta give it to sauron
He killed it

Go sauron, its ur birthday

chamotex:
Sauron will get gassed up like Sprite, withdraw him from the limelight cuzz ma bars are tight
“Two wrongs don’t make a right”, so I got sprung on ice cuzz i'm twice as nice
Never been violent, got so much adrenalin to kick ass, dude my temple’s called Shaolin
Discharging all the violence wouldn’t move me; my bars are steel (still) like the strings on a violin
Call the medics the battleground’s about to get hectic, Sauron’s gon’ need high volumes of Anti-septic
Like the evolution of the matrix, my reloaded antics will supply you with chaotic death metrics
I can taste the sweetness of this victory, your flows lack fitness, and I'm going to leave you defenceless
I’m so relentless, Chamotex will make you testify to his greatness, can I get a witness?
Hit you like a plank, make you shoot blanks cuzz this evidence proves you’re a waste of sperm
I aint got the time for ass bummers, it’s obvious you ride a d.ick better than you can rhyme
I rep the endz where ‘wastemans’ get buoyed & buoyed ‘mans’ end up at waste endz, for reala
So retreat the click and the trigger, Chamotex is slick and bigger, the thrilla in manila, you loser!
I must admit your rhymes are tight cuzz you’s a Virgin but I’m your boss so call me Mr. Branson
My lines are on point like a pencil, lyrics so technical and clinical with exquisite close control but I'm not Messi (messy)
My flows throw you Spears like(Britney), I don’t spare cats with a weak fea-ther-line (Federline)
Like Christmas presents, Sauron just got wrapped up, so who’s next up? Wana burst more pipelines



_{*drops the mic on the floor and walks off the stage with swag*}

That was tight

I think the OP main worry is the 'meeting the parent part'
Lets face i don't think i would be happy either if my son brings home someone that is 6yrs old than him home as wife

sexytov:
He has an average job
No house of his own yet but stays in a comfortable 2bedroom flat,nice layout,nice taste in interior decorations.
He graduated from technical school
Speaks well
Dress averagely well
But damn too young facially for me, we are 6years apart for crying out loudddddddd

Just six yrs n u r shouting
What if he had lied abt his age? told u he was like 29 or 30 too
U wont be here, wud u?

Leave the face abeg some men have baby face na even though they not young

sexytov:
This story no get as e be, i wonder myself too and i asked him , are you alright? Most guys are shying away from amrriage and you are talking of one? .  I told him, he needs some years more to be sure of his decision and he complained , i will be married by then! But you just too young to settles down, for God sake

24 isnt young if he has accomplished what any man shud have accomplished b4 getting married besides age anit nothing but a number

Does he have a good job?
Does he have his own House?
He is financial Alright?

Nautillus:
lol . . .awwwh . . .homegal caught a cheap one.

Lmao

this story get as e be
How many 30 something years old naija men wants to get married talkless of 24yrs old guy
Are u sure u r not the one that wants to get married?

skinnies

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=212459.msg3282760#msg3282760 date=1230586058]Pastor When did Sharon say this He is the only guy who has been supporting married women on this thread, hence the reason we were bigging him up Hmmn, it is well with you sir [/quote]Pastor JJYOU has lost the plot

Lolz
wat an answer

@topic
Dont know

Sagamite:
Why the hell will I want to carry someone else's baggage? So am not willing to date a woman with kids, I am not a good man?
Are you joking?

Lolz . . . . . . . .its doesnt make any man a bad guy.

lammie01:
Its a personal opinion no need for ur to be abusive. There are loads of women who practice polygamy willingly and its their choice if you don't like it state that. we should be matured enough to accommodate divergent views

That wasnt abusive, was it
Anywayz i guess every1 is entitled to their own opinions but I dont think its Right

@Don _ese
MAYBE U JUST TRY OUT THE BOYFRIEND JEANS, THEY ARENT THAT FEMININE

ok
I think denrele is crazier but is he _GAY?

princesa:
little wayne need voice coaching classess

You do know lil wayne raps right?

davidylan:
yemium the problem is squarely you.

When a girl feels too afraid to talk to you about issues then you need to do plenty of introspection not blaming her.
She tells her friends stuff because she is too weak to tell you. She cries her eyes out because she genuinely loves you but it seems you don't and are looking for any excuse to dump her.

Seriously if this is her only problem then i think you'd be losing your mind to let a good girl go.

Well said