₦airaland Forum

MzLarem:
Thanks sir..hw was ur nyt?

Twas fine......sorry I saw this LATE......how are you now?

Debbielam:
nice to meet u too .....i think mine is cos am an only child nd i have always been alone most of the time so i dont go out or mingle nd all that

oh, you grow up alone.....that may be the cause. well just try to relax around people and be free.........that doesn't mean you should force yourself, if you are not feeling your environment for a while then have a change of space for a few days or so, to a place you wanna be, believe me......that'll help a little bit........feel free to chat on social media that should help you on conversation skills......

VenusBetty:
risk, uncertainty

that is true though......but naira isn't coming up anytime soon.

MzBreezy:
First and foremost I hate my body.... It's OK... Like pple say it's more Dan ok I hv dat shapey African woman tingy goin on jst rite but I wish I was real skinny like dat girl in duro. I HATE HATE HATE D FACT THAT I HAVE STRETCHMARKS AND AM NOT EVEN FAT... I hate d fact dat it has restricted me so much frm participating in teenly activities like swimming... Wearing shorts nd tins like dat. I hv dis horrible feet I cnt rili pull of heels.. I hate d fact dat m such a loner I hv no frnds... I dnt do social media xcept nairaland nd whatsapp. I love d fact dat i read novels alot nd watch movies cos it has rili helped my vocabulary.. I hate d fact that my conscience judges me too darn much.. Like even wen I dnt brush my teeth. I hate d fact dat if my life was a movie it'll b about tins dat go on in my mind as I hardly physically display my brilliant abilities.. I hate d fact dat most times I take vanity a wee bit too far. I hate d fact dat I spend recklessly nd so stupidly I dnt knw wat to do . my impatience too.. But all in all m a grateful to God for keeping alive nd my family.

always love yourself bae.......you're the only version of yourself......always know that no one else can be like you to your family, so you're special.......

Debbielam:
i am an extreme introvert...smtimes i feel like i need help.....

I'm an introvert, but not the chronic type.......I just don't socialize much because I don't like it.....

if I'm to hate something about me, it is the fact that I'm too shy........
but nairaland exposed me........so I don't think you need help, just friends.........

I'm here anyways, nice to meet you.

20bc:
[color=teal] They will say when you joke too much you are immature, kai na that one day pain me. [/color]

mehn.......I got peeps in the same shoe as I am......

sad..

iceberylin:
I hate being funny..these girls wil just Friend Zone you

I can relate to this..........I know that feeling

Confessng:
I smell DESPERATION , for this statement if I were your guy nah i will bury the ring at the beach ask you to be looking for it , till u find it we never engage

haba, guy......you go marry so?

I'll rate my lips after harmattan........for now there's nothing much to rate...


Okay bye.

I wish you well.............
I'm the only one that follow the instructions.....

happy birthday G

TopeQs:
incantations on nairaland........MODS.......

well, happy birthday....

isacolukay:
Erinlakatabu! Oko Ekun! Egun Mogaji! O gbe nnkan mi senu muye!!!!!
Birthday wishez bro. Where is the beer?

incantations on nairaland........MODS.......

eluquenson:
All these stories everyday, let them get to work fast on this economy


Meanwhile, USD=1 was N270 yesterday

Really, I think I need to start hoarding dollars, by the time it get to 500, I'll start spending mine..........

bloomstar:
if this makes fp...i will bath naked

why not bath with duvee........

the future is questionable..........

greatguru22:
Though dis is my first post on dis kids (jambites) thread ilorin... Dis issue of ijmb, not all universities accept but unilorin accepts so make ur research wel. Goodluck!

I swear, you've been NOTICED.............next time keep your bleeping opinion to yourself, and we'll keep our research to ourselves.......
kaji ko......kaitachi...

MzLarem:
Good evening..I'm better now. Thanks.

oh, that's good to know.........get well soon....

phunbyt:
Thank you jesu for making me the FTC...glory be to you name...anticipating FP

WA KPE NBE.........

are you just entering nigeria..........?

well congrats to the boy.....
BTW
viviangist nah you be OP and FTC, not fair oh.

Kayoski:
No..then in 12hrs I will still do nothing illegal..

hmmmmm, it's just a joke though......

NAH TODAY.......e don tey.....

Kayoski:
sorry I have a question..


Does been legal mean " no sin ? "

NO, it means the world see nothing wrong with it...... which of course is a sin.....

SHARP SHARP, NAH CHRISTMAS CAROL DIRECT.......... IT IS NOT OVER UNTIL IT IS OVER...

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
go to the nearest public toilet, do community service by washing it thoroughly , the laugh will appear

now this is a joke.........

Incorruptible:
You lack sense of humor

no sir, I have it........I just don't use it for stale jokes....

I support Arsenal........no matter the battering.......

I'd have loved to laugh........but I failed to see the joke...help anyone.....

the future seems bright.......

Lisa Kudrow - Friends

9jatriot:
Someone that has charged you for 100billion needs you more alive that your PDP friends. You are far more useful to him alive, whereas you have become a liability to your PDP friends and Dasuki since you can be a witness.

true talk........their matter still dey court, why will tinubu want to kill him....
he's worth 100 billion........

BOWOTO:
the guy na vacuum!! trying to suck her brain out, I'm sure he's Yoruba.

RECEIVE.SENSE