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Nice op... can u suggest an app dat wil help me locate my future wife

He wants to find out why d best thing u know how to do is copy copy to d extent of copying on NL.

So mamagee operating two accounts on NL?

L L... funny but true
... mynd1 where are you?

Sex in the kitchen By R kelly

You wanna takeover from mamagee3?

U gonna really work hard cos she's a champ at it.

rheether:
Pot belle is bae..

Money and women are synonymous.

Would I blame you? No! Cos dat skin don't need muscles but money to keep it glowing

HateU2:
Sit her down and act like a man my bro. Be gentle with ur words and let her understand dat u don 'fvck' around or else u would have 'fvcked' her.

HateU2!!!

Dija my celebrate crush of cus... lemme go n check d pix now..

Kudos

naughtynaughty:
ehm ehm.. In addition to my twinnie's nice speech:
I greet u all ooo, GUYS, a.k.a linus, lion.

Guys lie! Like a lot!
D funniest thing, guys with such character r usually overprotective of their female sistrs.. No criosly just check dem out. Think of dt ur 'player' male frnd nd c how much he protect his sis frm oda guys!

They don't want any guy around der sis @all ooooo, dey r like d military zone why?
Guys why?
Oh karma?
Yhr scared those sh!ts u do to oda grls wuld eventually be done to ur sista? How bad!

And all yea backup friends, lie lie guys bckup frnds.. U guys have no conscience aswr

Helloo Bisi, iyawo wa.. Ur bf go atm now now ooo, just gve him 3hours abeg
3hrs? Fr wat? To go straf anoda lady. Just rembr, karma is a b!tch dt knws evri's address nd ur name is alrdy on his list. I RISE!

What can I say sef..... anyway I will see what I can do to adjust sha...

vchykp:
This is the 1st tym u r making sense in 4yrs

Lwkmd.. ... in 4years mehn!!!

You bashed me real good...

Even if you want to go down with your woman and she declined your request the least you can do it to beg her not forcefully rape her..

Now, how would a sane person sees a lady crying and looking terrified, begging for mercy yet the retàrd manhood still erect.

Just send these modafucka's to Area51 and their lives will never remain human.

Edited

FTC... OK, lemme use d opportunity to share dis..

To check your FIRSTBANK balance on d go even with Nokia touchlight. Dial *894*00#.
With your registered nob.

suzan404:
yes,because i'm faithful.

Keep it up... at times it will appear stupid for being faithful but the end result always worth that stupidity....

Bytheway, I'm honest and faithful 2

Yes... Al ladies are not d same...

Most of this donations made by politicians are fake, public stunt and a way of looting funds.. but if dis is actually true den dis country is a comedy hub.

May Allah bring em back safely..

Op tell us Why women cheat you will do better in that area or what do you think

Lemme go and look for that picture that explains why some men cheat.

Most ladies are not contented, lazy and betrayal, if you like date them for 4 - 5years and remain loyal and honest like monkey wey see banana,
They just need that guy with a ride and who spends lavishly on them to send your sorry as$ a wedding invitation card in less than 2months they met the nigga.. SMH

In the same country, on the same earth, created by same God and governing by same leaders but living in an entire different world.

This is pathetic...

Food is a major and important thing tho but these leaders and other good hearted Nigerians need to do more..

Op d level of fraud in d country won't let people walk straight to the bank n pay into dat account.. you need to do more convincingly

The list is for those niqqa's who don't know how to play d game tight enough...

Real player will introduce you to the world yet u ar a side-chick, maybe an upgraded one but side-chick na side-chick.

Modsenemy:
So wat?

Take a chill p na Mylady..

Money is good, all the time. Hbd

TeamNoMakeUp

Like them natural and fair...


Do you know an average looking fair lady is pretty then a good looking black lady?

No offence to black ladies please, me just love them fair.

...

Ok... God bless you.

lollystiver:
so what her point now

Go back and read it 5 to 10 times al over again.

U definitely pick a point after the 10th.

Florblu:
I just dey laugh #pardon me
My words still stands

We all had/have our terrible experiences one way or the other and is not one-sided..

But we (men) let go and move on but most ladies don't let go so easily going to an extent of taking it out on a guy dat knows nothing about what she passed tru...


There was dis gal i wooed some years back after much pressure from me den she open up saying

"See is not dat I don't like u but I'm really hurt at d moment cos my guy just break up with my n am looking out to play a revenge on someone but I don't want that person to b u... just give me sometime". Imagine!

Beautiful


This is not new anywhere in Nigeria, we've seen terrible ones..

There're many of dis here in lagos even as the state governor putting efforts to make the state a magacity.

naughtynaughty:
Nyc pix



Meanwhile, hav u seen mimzy's profile and pix?
Check it out . www.nairaland.com/mimzy I bet she's
d1 d missNairaland crown fits most. Pls vote fr her

Oya do normal b4 I vote..

Florblu:
I won't be surprised if 89% of guys go to hell fire
Deadly than Lucifer

Ladies are not exceptional...

The ladies who shared their experiences has 1 or 2 reasons that led to the break up..

U know how December is na?
merriment n other exciting feelings... so my ex never pick a more suitable period or day to break up with me but on the 31st of December just few minutes to new year, after 4years of courtship for reasons best known to her, as I type dis d reasons are still unknown.

He deserves it...

Even jonny Walker sef no waka reach baba..

Loyalblak007:
did you type all this?

Am sure he did not...