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pls I had issues with my 2001 e46 325ci starting. the key fell down and got scattered making the sensor in the key got lost.
please I need best advice and options to make the car back on road. thankx

Someone who assists another 1) who has committed a felony, 2) after the person has committed the felony, 3) with knowledge that the person committed the felony, and 4) with the intent to help the person avoid arrest or punishment. An accessory after the fact may be held liable for, inter alia, obstruction of justice.[color=#990000][/color]
The above situation is what you're into.
If you don't mind I need information of that your friend, location urgently.

dokiOloye:
June salary wey dem pay 2 days b4 sallah sef.
Me I don chop my own finish sef

You own better ooooo.
O'boy pass me something....

ambrosini593:
delay in June salary of Government Agencies, Universities & Military due to IPPIS.
I work in a federal institution and that is the rumour going on right now.

please lala front page. we need clarification on this

The truth of the matter is that every single Federal workers ought to have been enrolled into the IPPS platform but because of greed and corruptions it was never taken serious. And the Minister has given a deadline to all the ministries/parastatals to enroll all there workers before June, 2017.
this problem might linger on for awhile if necessary steps are not taken.

This is a circular from Federal University of oye.
Internal memorandum
From Ag.Registrar To: All staff. Ref: Fuo/re/circular/02004. Date:4/07/2017. Subject matter: DELAY IN JUNE 2017 SALARIES

Management wishes to note that the June,2017 salaries are yet to be paid.

The delay in the payment of the salaries is due to the fact that personel cost warrant for June, 2017 has not been released by the Budget Office.

Therefore, we wish to implore all staff to exercise more patience with respect to the payment of the salaries. All inconveniences arising from the delay are hereby regretted.

Thank you.

This is a private chat conversation with President Muhammadu Buhari for those of u that thought he's dead, He's alive and he's getting better. Read through and let the Thomas in u come alive.

NB. This art was cooked up not to put anybody down or to belittle any faith or anyone but to encourage nigerian to always see good in the bad and to always pray for our leader's wellness. Thank you and keep kamming it for the kingdom.

Goddys:
I have learnt from all of your contributions... I think I will continue in my career path. Nothing can be so dignifying than being a lawyer.
With time and by God's grace, I will reap the benefits of the calling.

Wise decision......
Go to law school please

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Boko Haram terrorists have reportedly struck in a barracks in Niger state killing many soldiers sources has revealed to eastern Newspaper Oriental Times

The images shown below are believed to be the number of casualties suffered by both parties

Initial details are still sketchy…

More to follow

http://thenewsnigeria.com.ng/2016/06/nscdc-arrests-4-for-re-bagging-expired-flour-in-borno/

The Nigeria Security and Civil Defence Corps (NSCDC) on Sunday arrested four persons for allegedly re-bagging about 800 bags of expired flour in Borno.

The Commandant of the NSCDC, Mr Ibrahim Abdullahi, disclosed this in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) in Maiduguri.

Abdullahi said that the suspects were arrested in Makera area of the state capital while re-bagging the flour into Dangote product sacks.

He said that the suspects were allegedly re-bagging expired flour into Dangote sacks and selling them to unsuspected consumers in the market.

“The NSCDC had apprehended one Bukar Muhammad who smuggled and imported expired flour from Qatar through Lagos state.

“He also confessed to have sold many of the sacks of flours to unidentified consumers. The sacks we suspected are from Qatar Tender Committee meant for humanitarian purposes.

“The problem is that if anything happens today, people would say Dangote flour is killing people.

“We also know that anything that is expired must have health consequences and is not good for consumption.

“We are still investigating him as he assured the command of exposing other culprits in various markets who normally re-bag expired products in the state capital,’’ said the commandant. (NAN)

And your APC BIGGOTS are saints right?..........ode

banttieman:
I can't wait.

May 29 is too far abeg.

Patience was singing last yr: If u vote APC na ur prison. If u vote Buhari na ur fault.

Your appointed time has come. Start thinking of the sickness u will feign. U go hear am. Otuoke Thief.

What has your party done within the period they take over the mantle of leadership to solve the problem in petroleum crises we are witnessing today.

brendachizzy:
http://www.punchng.com/pdp-responsible-for-fuel-scarcity-says-tinubu/

What is d landing cost for bmw E36 1996-1999 model with M40 or M42 engine

This is E36 not Coja. Coja is E46
can it fly for 200K

duke1:
manual,a/c,auto,neat interior and exterior,sound engine for travelling,non accidented.and more call duke plz call 08182055586,07031329766 preferrably,no texting plz cos wouldnt reply,thank you

Take Note that Ita-Giwa was only saying what GEJ said. U re d one over flogging d Issue.

dammytosh:
Mchewwww

This heroic thing is now sounding like Deadpool. It is crap.

He lost by over 2million votes.

What would he have done with Rtd Gen Obasanjo, IBB, Abdusallam etc at the other side.

He should enjoy is life peacefully and stop over flogging the 'no blood is worth his ambition' crap.

Anything less because am geting some quote from other agents.

Bobulopsy:
yeah,its possible.I will do it for you @ 300k coz it's a contra-band and shall attracts penalty b4 we pull it out of Ports

Thanks

Is possible to stil clear a bmw E36 1996 model and much wil it go for thanks.

Thank God for my Bimmer......

elshanAutos:
Spotted earlier today.
This is NOT a honda problem.

May God open ur eyes nd take u to a place of Glory.
Whether GEJ is clueless or not, u cant match his achievements in ur lifetime.

buzquet:
the girl resemble GEJ die, and she come dey clueless like GEJ again. definitely, she no b bastard

Whether good or bad, if he had decided to stay put there is nothing you can do about it. Maybe by now u'll be in hiding. Thank God he leaves, Atleast he has broken d trend among african leaders.

coolitempa:
So the ineffectual buffoon who bankrupted his country....wants us to thank him for leaving after he had been voted out.......my friend you lost the elections which you did your best to scuttle and failed......and we are supposed to be grateful....this man needs to be in jail...

coolitempa:
So the ineffectual buffoon who bankrupted his country....wants us to thank him for leaving after he had been voted out.......my friend you lost the elections which you did your best to scuttle and failed......and we are supposed to be grateful....this man needs to be in jail...

Whether good or bad, if he had decided to stay put there is nothing you can do about it. Maybe by now u'll be in hiding. Thank God he leaves, Atleast he has broken d trend among african leaders.

chessguru:
You sure do not get the story, If Civil Defence is sure of its a Criminal offence then they should charge the people involved to Court for obtaining under false pretense, if not those who are concerned should sue in a civil capacity , (Guguru defence) are a bunch of idiots with inferiority complex just trying to over do things here, nothing justifies the violence meted on the lawyer who to the best of my knowledge has filed ' enforcement of the fundamental rights of his client' in court a few days before then, a fact that the imbeciles from Mumu defence were aware of and obviously ignored instead of doing things the normal way. we are yet to see CHANGE in the way we do things in Nigeria , it is still business as usual with these animals in Uniform . since dem allow them carry gun dem begin bite like rabid dogs . and for your information , i have a first hand knowledge of the whole story....... i live in Akure, i am a Lawyer and i am also aware Nigerian Civil defence sucks.

Mr Lawyer u talked wit ur mouth wide open. U should not be arrongant and abusive bcoz u want to make a point. I doubt if u re a lawyer as claimed. Anyway, am very much aware of d said enforcement of fundamental, d suit is going nowhere. As a matter of fact, it has no substance, so stop ranting mr lawyer.

freeman67:
Let's not say what we are not sure of. If you can avail your self of the NSCDC ACT, you will be more enlightened on their responsibilities.
A case between an ordinary citizens or non/learned citizens with law enforcement agents is always different from that of Barrister and law enforcement agents or agencies. If he was so sure it's not one of their responsibilities why didn't he tell them when he went to bail his client?

Why would he bail somebody he can't produce when needed.?

If it actually happened the way it was described I'm sure he won't just be looking for cheap publicity with the situation because he knows what to do as a lawyer. By now they'd have gotten a summon from a competent court.

No law enforcement agency dares a lawyer or law firm without being sure of their case because at the end of the day, they'll loose money.

Thank u my brother. The guy is a lawyer to some serial fraudster in Akure. They av duped several people millions of naira claiming dey are in partnership with Ondo State Govt of which it was der ploy to defraud people of der hard earned money. Some people should just stop runing their mouths anyhow on diz forum.

Can this be real

She is not a wife material.....simple.

SSpeter:
A friend of mine decided to say hello and I felt perhaps this will be a good opportunity to prepare my favourite Ogbono soup. After we had lunch outside I told her I will appreciate any help towards preparing my favourite soup. She Agreed. There is a small market close by where she can easily get all the items need.
I opened my wallet brought out 1k (last card) then I remembered I had 5h in the trouser I wore the previous day. Total =N1500.....I handed it over to her, she looked at me with disdain (like say I poo for body).....next statement "You are not serious"...I thought she was joking until she carried her bag and left....pls o.......N1500 no reach cook Ogbono soup?.. ...seriously I was angry not because she refused but because she was a good cook...I could have had a great supper....Nevertheless I prepared the Ogbono with that same amount....with chicken and dry fish.....Just that the soup is having a soapy taste. I don't know where soap came from and the Ogbono soup no draw......God has answered the prayers of my landlord battalions. Tomorrow they will do the needful ...but some ladies una no dey try o...how can 1500 not cook ogbono?

onatisi:
this makes sense. No wonder huge amounts are set as bail so that the surety will know how much he or she will lose or pay if the accused jumps bail

Exactly.

TonyeBarcanista:
@OP:

You are wrong! The bail money money is to be paid to the court and will be kept in the court's custody until after the trial. Should the accused jump bail, he forfeits the money. If he doesn't, he's refunded the money after the trial is concluded.

u're d one who is wrong here, the money in question is d bond between d surety nd d state/FGN. Is a sort of contract failure to produce d accused person(s) at anytime den u av to fullfil ur part of d contract, this money is not paid until an accused person(s) jumped bail and d surety cant produce him in court. A process wil now be filed in court "to show cause" and tell d court y he will not forfit d said amount on his failure to produce d accused person(s). D surety/accused person(s) can only pay d said amount if d ruling on bail expressly stated it. All is at d discrection of d court.

[quote author=Lesgupnigeria post=41956426]you can put down 20% equity of the loan from your salary as collateral[/quote

thanks....
That means i am good to go......

Lesgupnigeria:
If you don't have collateral why not try out the other financial institution that you can deposit 20% of the loan to be borrowed as equity to access fund?

PLEASE CAN SALARY ACCOUNT BE USED AS COLLATERAL? THANKS.

IamPatriotic:
I'm a Buharist to the bone, and I'll be very happy if this report turns out to be true because it will will reaffirm our belief in the PMB/PYO presidency.... I work in the budget unit of my MDA it's no hidden fact that the 2016 budget proposal was hurriedly prepared to meet up with the deadline and President Buhari couldn't have read every details.

is that why the budget should be inflated
Your point is too weak please

Atmmachine:
You're rejoicing, thinking you knocked the guy out to get the job.
This maybe how God made him lose the job so he can get the oil company job that pays him 900k per month.
The guy will be sitting in his office laughing at you while you're here displaying your foolishness.

Don't be too shallow in your thinking. Learn to appreciate God in all circumstances.

DropShot:
The salary for December is not earned by any worker until after 31st of December. So, quit being irrational.

If the salary is paid before 25th, it's a favour and not a right even though Nigerians have come to see it as the later.

u must be sick.. I guess u re not a civil servant. And if u dont know how things work in civil service, pls dont comment on any related matter.