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Leopantro: HOLY COW

HOLY DOG

fubbyy: Funny enough my girl's best friend is crazy 4 my tattoos, she said it turns her on

fu<k

Decapo: WITH URS, U JUST PROVE U ARE A BAST@RD

smh!
And yet you proved your ignorance once more...
Fuccckin slowpoke!

May ALLAH judge these evil doers

Oh boy,
the thread is a war zone itself!

**ducks**

oxford: MISSING PERSON

NAME: K LEG - SORRY TABLE LEG

DESCRIPTION: LUNATIC, IMBEC-ILE. A RETARDEEN

OCCUPATION: GEJ HATER, ABOKI APOLOGIST

LAST SEEN: AT ORILE MUMBLING TO HIMSELF

CARRIES A DEADLY VIRUS - PLS BEWARE

smh....i think this guy needs to go take a rest somewhere and come back with better post..

Kan yeh north SMH

I do put my hand in my boxers just to know when it gets turgid due to the sensitivity of my cöck..

I dont know why but (sometimes) it just tends to get hardened while i'm asleep...

(imagine the peak of it through my boxer)!
My roommates makes fun of me about it, and since then i've been sleepin wiv my hands in it to know when it stands up....

swtcharissa: please what is "IT"?

information techDICKlogy..

Akeud: No matter their faces, they are always ur friends. No matter their faces, they are always ur friends. No matter their faces, they are always ur friends.

this guy dey stammer ni or wetin?

I think this man's view is SOPHISTICATEDLY LUGUBRIOUS!

morufoye: It is regrettably lugubrious.

chei, this guy wan use english wound me..

sucreblazing: Olori buruku policeman......na innocent people them sabi kill..smh

who told you he killed someone?

colombiana: Please is the police mans name THOR, and why didn't the tenant vex and changed to HULK I didn't knw the naija avengers movie was out ooo.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
this dude wan use laugh tear my belle

*laughs and falls from from bike*

piphunter: 3rd to comment. Yaaayyyyyyyy even doe i have nothing meaningful to say . my Oga on top will understand oh my gould.. iam so hexited

who the hell is your oga? Abi him wan pai ni?

AK 48: Nairaland's front page material,if him no reach fp make I naked baff.

no, you for wear cloth baff na.

InvertedHammer: I am seeing resemblance to Denzel Washington.

nah, na denzel chicago dey there......

"She must have been a fan of robinhood"

this kid sure has a good sense of humor..
Lol...

Before you could say jack robinson. Who the hell is jack robinson

The guy no dey fall my hand....sharp D1ck indeed....
Ride her hard..

Who dey quote the o.p again?

Funny posts so far.



Well, we call our english teacher 280. Cos if this man wan flog us, he had to take the cane 280degrees back before applying force.... To the extent that everyone will shout yeeeeeh....

We call our chem teacher "A SS like whoa" (guy, this lady's hip is one to die for)
we call our yoruba teacher "tweakmelon"(this woman doesn't flog, but guy, you'll peel melon like crazy.

We call our fmaths teacher "ERUKU WOLE DE"

cos of his mean gaze. this man sabi flog die.
(whenever he's teaching a new topic, he'd unexpectedly ask questions from anyone and guy, if you know am).... Hmmmm, end of story....

How can i forget MY intro tech teacher "CURSOR" .
(we gave him due to one of his "almost crippled" leg)
if the man's walking and he takes a step with his "almost crippled" leg,
the leg tend to bend in form of
"when ronaldinho cursors a player on the pitch"

ILLUMINATI DEVIL SEXY PICKIN WILL ROT IN LOVE ORE TO DENY OBAMA WIFE TROUSERS AND JOYSTICK.
Suck in HETEROSEXUAL BEAST AND BEAUTIFUL SEUN....

exxell: From Your English, I Will Never Doubt That You Came From "dat root" As You Claimed.
All The Same, Congrats For Making It "To The Top" With Your Family As You Also Claim!

hmmm, prof of english.

and whats so bad with his english?

Lagusta: If its his reading pattern, then I advise he joins a group discussion forum... He may gain a lot there...

OR, he reads at short intervals... If he reads for 10mins and he gains something, its better than reading 3hrs and gains nothing...

Well....

now i dont wanna sound pathetic mate but what do you mean by group of discussion forum?
Do you mean classmates tutoring each other or forum for this nl?