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FamilyRe: When Your Child Isn't As Intelligent As You by topmostg: 7:35am On Apr 24, 2013
yuzedo: FUNNIEST SHITTT I'VE READ THIS YEAR..... LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! **real tears** grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
how's this funny? So you dey shed tears for laughing's sake abi?
SMH
Jokes EtcRe: Is This A Tall Or Long Man? by topmostg: 11:53pm On Apr 23, 2013
Since i dont read minds through posts, a pic will be helpful
PhonesRe: What Will You Do If You Were In His Shoe? by topmostg: 11:50pm On Apr 23, 2013
If i were in his shoes?

I'd probably pass-out from the smelly odour......

On a more serious note, i'd smash the phone on the wall....
PoliticsRe: Between Baga, Odi And Zaki Biam: What Is The Difference? by topmostg: 11:36pm On Apr 23, 2013
#SIGHS....... Am just confused right now.....
PoliticsRe: Materials Used For Bomb-Making Recovered In Bauchi by topmostg: 4:20pm On Apr 22, 2013
[quote author=Okija_juju]Charge him for impersonation....

But let the weed go!!

https://25.media.tumblr.com/a4af2bba110977bfca80cf2b8cc7d3d1/tumblr_mh9nybCWNa1qkhrtpo1_500.gif
[/quote]sure! I'd really love to

CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Without Makeup by topmostg: 4:15pm On Apr 22, 2013
exxell: HOW MANY TIMES THIS YEAR WILL THIS SAME TOPIC MAKE FRONT PAGE? I WOULDNT BE SUPRISED WHEN I WAKE UP ONE DAY AND SEE "BEHOLD SEUN'S LONG MANHOOD" ON NAIRALAND FRONT PAGE!
RomanceRe: Why Some Ladies Remain Single For Life by topmostg: 8:32pm On Apr 21, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]With the chores in you own house? What is bad about it?[/quote]oya, go grab mop na
RomanceRe: High Prices Men Pay For Sex With Prostitutes They Take Home by topmostg: 6:16pm On Apr 21, 2013
passionate88: I remember one story I read for sun newspaper wey one man carry one shewe for kuramo beach as them enter room the man dive d babe as im suck her br€a$t, him just sleep when im wake up, she don gbagi wit im cash wey im carry from ibadan come lag to do business. And na married man o.
Good riddance
CelebritiesRe: Do I Really Look Like Nicki Minaj? by topmostg: 10:07am On Apr 21, 2013
Wow, What a darksome figure
CrimeRe: 4 Men Arrested For Gangraping A Prostitute In Ikeja!! by topmostg: 9:30pm On Apr 20, 2013
Pretty sad, got gangbanged without cd...
PoliticsRe: The Fatal Benin-ore Accident-survivor by topmostg:
Its good to be a guy(possesses agility and manipulation) in situations like this..... Most of the obese ones falls victims most(rip)....

In the meantime, Lucky you..
CelebritiesRe: Producers Dont Dare Ask Sex From Me - Annie Idibia by topmostg: 3:12pm On Apr 20, 2013
glen87: You and Tupace? Tupface made most of his money through having sex with politicians wifes
which one be tupface again?
CelebritiesRe: Producers Dont Dare Ask Sex From Me - Annie Idibia by topmostg: 3:10pm On Apr 20, 2013
glen87: Be not deceived, God is not mocked. You and Tupace must reap what you sow. He can't Bleep other peoples daughters and wives and not expect u Annie to be bleeped. If he didn't Bleep sugar mummy and you Bleep Sugar daddy, how will you guys get richer na? Tupface made most of his money through having sex with politicians and rich women. He will expect same from you to get richer
PoliticsRe: We’re Running Out Of Patience, Nigerian Military Warns Politicians…says ‘clear T by topmostg: 10:09am On Apr 20, 2013
eduson33: front page MOD..


Make their patience run out sharp sharp ,,,

military regime better pass this nonsense them dey do
i agree with you brother...
HealthRe: The Menace Of Sepe, Agbo-Jedi: Pile Herbal-Medicine by topmostg: 9:20pm On Apr 19, 2013
*Grabs a chair, gala, takes a bite then sips alomo*

actually, alomo is good for your health.
It makes you man-enough in attacking poosie without breaking a sweat......

And the agbo jedi is pretty good for pile and particularly, waist pain...

I had this chronic waist pain 2 months ago, and just last week i used agbo jedi+agbo iletutu, and my waist has never remain the same again....
HealthRe: Stop Wearing Bras, Scientists Warn Women by topmostg: 8:38pm On Apr 18, 2013
Without bras? That'd be sexy....

Just imagine the nip..ple pointing out from the inside....
CelebritiesRe: Nigeria’s 8 Most Over Exposed Celebrities - Who Agrees? by topmostg: 8:34pm On Apr 18, 2013
Rick9: K
*takes a huge sigh of relief* smh
FamilyRe: How Do You Manage Your Finances As A Couple? by topmostg: 8:25pm On Apr 18, 2013
Ok ooo.
#learning#
EducationRe: Futminna 2012/2013 Aspirants, Lets Meet Here. by topmostg: 8:13pm On Apr 18, 2013
I guess its still on 29th right?
InvestmentRe: What Is Your Best Investment So Far? by topmostg: 2:13pm On Apr 17, 2013
You gotta be kiddin me, where the hell is ma previous post?
FamilyRe: 14-year-old Girl Mauled To Death By Dogs. by topmostg: 7:53pm On Apr 16, 2013
[quote author=T-smooth]@poster which stupid crocodile tears are u shedding? Are u a girl? That wont make NL babes like u. U wnt even make it to the frontpage. ***[/quote]noted, you can now excuse yourself to the zoo. RIP to the poor kid
Nairaland GeneralRe: Posting Will Be Disabled For A Few Hours by topmostg: 8:29pm On Apr 15, 2013
SimonAndal: Liar, Liar, pants on fire, MR. SEXY SEUN!
chai, laa kuri jalailu!
CelebritiesRe: Top 30 World's Most-Beautiful Women In 2013 by topmostg: 1:30pm On Apr 15, 2013
sync: PLS WHAT ATE CHRISTEN STEWART AND ADELE DOIN ON THE LIST
what ate? WTH is wat ate?
IslamRe: All Suicide-Bombers Are Going To Hell - Gumi by topmostg: 11:50am On Apr 15, 2013
kopite: this sheik gumi is suicide bomber. he has succeeded in brainwashing lots of young muslims, radicalising and turning them against the government. lets see how his script turns out.
you see your damn life? Omugo oshi!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Posting Will Be Disabled For A Few Hours by topmostg: 11:13pm On Apr 14, 2013
SimonAndal: Good! Try out a new Quote/Reply system. ILUMATI IS HERE TO COLLECT SEXY SEUN FOR VIOLATING BLESSED PANT RULE!
choi, see wetin weed do man pickin!
EducationRe: Futminna 2012/2013 Aspirants, Lets Meet Here. by topmostg: 4:36pm On Apr 14, 2013
Omamuzo7: on 22nd is resumption date nd i do have sum material wich u cn potocopy
k.... Just post the topics here na, particularly in maths, phy, chem, dats all.. cos i cant photocopy at the moment....
Or pls, hit me the topics on 2go.
I'm the guy who asked you bout etisalat cheat the other day.

#jah bless...
RomanceRe: Things A Guy Must Learn Before Graduating From University by topmostg: 8:55am On Apr 14, 2013
Legit1: Chief of all, you must learn how to move/get your goal silently & stealthy
i like this. stealthy,

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