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Jodha:
My dear do not show him any pictures.... If he wants to see yhu... He should go to yhur house...

Lwtmb.. ;Dhahaha this babe ehnn I am trying to imagine what ul be like when u are pregnant..ur bobo go run cos ur wahala no be here o..ul make him go out at 2am to buy u Swan water from KFC cos the Swan water at home is not same as that of kfc ;Dsmh johda Johda lol

Rinsola32:
Don mind him jare!

He no gree send you the money and he refused to send me shawarma. Now I know his kind of man is not a "gentleman"

How was your night?

This is wickedness..see as una just gang up the panel beat me left right and centre ..this month is supposed to be a month of love o and all I'm feeling is HOT female beef..

Ha rinsola but women are wicked sha,common pic u no gree make i see but u want me to take time out of my busy schedule and use my credit to call sharwarma with logo all the way in lagos,and bring out my wallet to take out my atm card and give them the details and they'll remove money from my account plus delivery fee then I'll now struggle to put the card back in the wallet and put in my pocket and watch my account balance reduce for this recession all on top babe way no even gree show me pics?ehnn so u want NL to start a new award untop my head and make me win NL MAGA of all time shey?lol God pass u.

Jodha:
It's a normal thing to divorce yhu... How many girls have you dumped yourself (uncountable)... It's only normal and fair for me to dump you ... How diju know I was about to create a thread about you

The guy aww follow next will be willing to will out everything he has to me.. I'm sure of it.. Aww collect more than shishi from them whether you like it or not...

So you know, pregnancy doesn't stop Shakara.. That's a dumb phrase..

Padlock cutting pliers can't work on me...

Yh I am... (you didn't even wish me happy new month) give me reasons y I shouldn't dump you for this singular act

Hmm normal to divorce is that what u were taught?ur family and pastor must hear abut your orientation. Iav never dumped a girl before in my life o tru ..I av always been the one dumped lol so just don't join them o lol..in fact av never dated any girl Sef before o and I'm a virgin ..I was hoping to get disvirgined on the 14th of this month so how could I av dumped someone before now?

So u have already made plans to use me for ur next evil thread? ya wicked..u won't have good network to be able to post it online,I don use juju swear for ur network . As for the guy u want to start following I hope u know how recession is biting hard on everyone?before u realise it,him go don use u hammer money to do valentines with his real boo and ul come and make a heart break thread here..by that time I'd av been disvirgined already by my new bae and I'll not even look ur face again even if u wear makeup o lol.

So pregnancy will not stop ur shakara?HA ur case don de fear me o,it's like my pastor did not see the vision clearly when he said something about me kicking it with a babe who looks nice without makeup and likes trouble on NL and her name starts with a J..he didn't tell me ur wahala get doctors degree now

See u,those pliers cut anything metal o..e go do u like film when we locate the promise land after cutting the padlock and chains u use to tie ur legs ..JESU. .ur a student?no wonder..students na BAD market o,mbanu.

So cos I forgot to wish happy new month has become wahala?have u forgotten I am a guy?guys r not wired to remember things with dates or anniversaries..hell even my birthday gahn na Facebook the help me remember so no vex..all we are wired to do is hustle and procreate..everything else is by the way so if u want to dump anyone for a reason like that then u go dump every guy u date o including ur husband ..oya happy new month bring ur small mouth here Lemi kiss u

Jodha:
Ehn give me the money first . We no dey settle anything... Give me the money lemme go my own way ehn... Lemme goan find a guy that'll be free with me (money wise), a guy that is ready to entrust his account details and atm password to me....


I no dey do shakara jhoor... No guy will say I suffered him or something... Cause I'm as plain as yogurt...

Ifah like you I like you... If I don't aww tell you hohhah... I don't like stressing peeps

Aww do worse than chain and padlock oo

I'm good dearie... I've been indoors all day...

Ahn ahn..so true true u want to divorce me and follow another guy shey? Ehnn so after collecting the money u want to run abi?and ul come and make another thread of how u chop torqque7 money and need advice.. like that ur other thread..see ur tiny mouth that ur using to be chopping peoples money anyhow,il soon bite the mouth off ..those guys u want to follow av used aka gum to gum their hands inside their pockets o..shishi u no go see collect from them so just seat ur cute ass down beside me and chop pineapple.

Lol..have u ever seen someone who agreed she does Shakara?u no go gree now,first I call u for this thread and see as u just the catwalk anyhow before u come meet me,now u r still doing more shakara..e be like when I just give u Belle and u born the shakara go stop

Rotfl..so ul do worse?don't u know we have padlock cutting pliers?if u like padlock even ur boob join,the padlock will be cut open .

Hmm indoor all day?I envy u o,let's exchange lives for just one day so I can enjoy this ur indoor chilling..so uv been indoors all day and u didnt send me an invite? ..by the way, are u a student?

Rinsola32:
Finally, you and johda( excluding me) don finally derailed this thread.

You both kept showing love up and down

Lol noo u sef join us for the derailing..the O.p made a thread to do love now so it's only fair we help the thread reach its full potential don't u think? .

rosieluv:
lol yes sir!!!!

So how's ur day going?I hope u eventually found friends living close to u and boredom is a lot less now?

Rinsola32:
Operation no mercy ni o. Kiss and tell continues till further notice.

Lol@ shawarma with logo....they are actually the best in surulere. No need to pm it to me, I can send you th number an you make booking and they deliver to my house. Yeah, I mean it

I don't work on weekends but you know there are some situations when you are broke and someone just surprise you with little cash, if you don't use it immediately, something will happen to the money. I have been trying scarf and turbans to work for 2 weeks now so immediately i lay my hand on the money na to run go use am be the koko o

Jodha is watching a sister's back. I'm grateful to he once again.

Lol so this is how women will continue to treat men?very unfair o..

So u are no longer scared of johda warning u that I'll tell them to put love potion in it if I make the booking to get it delivered to ur house? lol..johda is still watching ur back o.

Rotfl@Tieing scarfs and turbans for two weeks..oya pic or adonbilivit..oya so now that u av a new hairdo I want to see it to know if it was worth the stress of making that same day or u just wasted money..

Jodha:
I don't want the vibrating bed anymore... Keep your pineapple to yourself....

Give me all of the money or "it's over"...

When I say you're money too conscious... I mean you're stingy ... Your hand is too tight (aka gum) when it comes to money...

If you can't give a lady money.. Then what are you working for ehn

We'll surely settle when you give my share... Till then.. (talk to the hands)...

Hope your day went well?

U don't want the bed again?after I wasted plenty money to get it? so what should I do with it now? OK would u rather relax on the floor then? Even the pineapple Sef u are vexing for that one too?smh..na wa o..so all this attitude because I was thinking of ur comfort and spent a lot to get u a vibrating bed now u tag me aka gum hand?jesu..women are tooooo complicated.

Ehnn so u mean I should be working just to give a woman my money? wonders shall never end..oya come and take both my share and ur share of the subscription mulla rinsola32 paid,I have received my salary too come and take that and add it Sef,I av also applied for salary advance so I can collect nxt months salary now and u can have it too..anything else?shey u will calm down now?oya let's enter inside room and settle ..but u will come out until late after two days o lol.

Lol see ur small head there,u go sabi do shakara well well for man way go want toast u o this babe I can imagine the stories ur boyfriend will have to say about u and how u use to punish him , na ur type go use chain and big padlock tie ur legs together for night as punishment to ur guy if him fuc.kup

My dear my yesterday was fine o,and better Sef today..not as stressful as it was yesterday tho.Trust u are good today?

rosieluv:
i have never complained about pms bfor na

...Lol see u denying now that I caught u red handed ..my eyes are on u from now so if u reject any reasonable NL guys request to pm u I'll just appear from nowhere with a lawsuit against u

Jodha:
You're one of the biggest liars of all times... I don't want apple... I want pineapple...

Kindly give me my own share of the mulla

We yaf broken up... You're too money conscious for my liking

Haba now babe,see how u r accusing me unjustly,I didn't even lie plenty Sef of just small lie o oya take pineapple chop and calm down.

Hmm which mulla again?I used it to buy a bigger vibrating bed and a comfi couch so that u and ur laptop and fone can feel at home when u come now so y u still d find mulla again? ..Smh...women ehnn ul have 5000 in ur house and she will have 50000 in that same house but the money for the house general spending is ur 5000 while the 50000 is hers alone..I spent mulla for ur comfort but u still no happy lol.

Breakup ke..u and who are doing that one now better just chop pineapple and seat down quietly before I bite ur mouth o,what is break up?I don't know what it means o ..u say I am too money conscious?choi..it will still be u that will say u will not enter my house cos I'm broke if I am not money conscious of na wa..what do women want Sef? Now u don vex go spoil my name for rinsola32 say I wan give am love potion ..oya come let's go to the room and settle this issue..there is a pineapple garden under my bed with ur name on it

Rinsola32:
Keep what a secret? You men started kiss and tell so once you fall, we tell the world

Popcorn? No I prefer shawarma ( preferably "Best Shawarma" on Akerele Road in surulere.

Fun ke? No fun anywhere. Work is work. Got home around to 6pm and went straight to the salon to fix my hair. The kindergarten weaving on my head have tried, abeg!
Just got home at 9pm.

No but it was still Adam that started the kiss and tell trend when he told God on eve..but we now are trying to change so just have mercy small biko.

Ha women ehnn you'll give them the world and they'll ask you why you didn't bring the moon and stars along..I give u pineapple u said no,Popcorn nkor,u still said no but want shawarma with logo ..hmm na wa o,but I am far away in Abuja not lagos so can I pm u shwarma from Abuja?it also has logo

Hmm eyah Kpele..but u should av waited till its weekend now to make ur hair,wud av been less stressful aspa no work,except of course u work weekends too..hmm oya u should try to sleep early then,I would av sent u my vibrating bed to help u sleep better but johda will kill me..she is already vexing and accusing me of love potions and all ...now u guys are saying we can't be trusted..smh women ehnn me and my gift offers on u guys and u are suspecting I have a sinister motive?lol

darbeelicous:
Hey guys just curious though....... So i kinda noticed most guys find it difficult to say the word "I love you" most times they say "I care" so when they say that, does it mean they actually love you and don't know how to say it or something?

For God's sake how does I care get misinterpreted to I love you?smh...that how you females will go around telling everyone oh he likes me or he toasted me just cos he flirted or said something nice..PLEASE STOP JUMPING INTO CONCLUSION..wait till he actually says something before you register it in your heads

Rinsola32:
My brother in the Lord, thank you once again jare.

Who says you are not Adam? Remember he is your greatx100000 grandfather. Female stunt no dey end o so beware.

I'm good. How are you doing too?

Serious so u mean u guys still av lots of stunts to pull on guys? hmm na wa o,sha please ehnn when u guys pull one of ur stunts don't expose us that we fell for the stunt..just allow us to fall codedly and we can all blame Adam latter after all he showed us the way,na him start the mumu trend.

Haba y u rejecting my pineapple now,is it because I charged subscription? I was just trying to make sure u got uninterrupted entertainment na ..okay take popcorn chop . Lol

I am fine o,apart from work stress today but I'm good tho, I hope ur day was a lot more fun than mine?

samyfreshsmooth:
Hmmm thanks bro....dats actually what i had in mind but den i feel he might not believe me wen i tell him later (i was foolish enough to nat take sumtin up as evidence) cos ever since the incidence occured (him giving her his sch fees to settle a problem she stupidly brought on herself) i jxt disliked the gal so he might think am just hating on the girl

Well then that would be his cup of tea..at least ud av done ur part as a friend so if she gives him hiv or something ul av a clear conscience..hmm so in these crazy times there are still idiots like ur friend that will not believe his girlfriend can cheat on him..pity

Marisol911:
What do you gain from touching the breasts and body of that innocent girl that is sleeping on her own? I mean! Why can't y'all keep your hands to your selves?

Is it your hand?abi does his house look like a hotel room you paid for?as long as you are there to spend the night then sex must happen or you leave..it's just like keeping a juicy bone in the care of a dog and expecting it to take care of it for u..it doesn't work that way hun

samyfreshsmooth:
oh and ama 400l student same with both me frnds while the girl issa 300l stu


am skeptical about telling him now cos we currently have exams and am super sure he'd be so hurt and might lose concentration in his exams cos he so so much loves dis girl....there was a time he gave her his sch fees jxt to settle a problem she had then with a lecturer (i mean who does that? we and i personal insulted him 4 this but i guess love is what it is)


even if i dont tell him now should i ever tell him

Then don't tell just yet..just hint him not to take the hoe seriously..then you can tell him after the exams..if my close friend knew my girl was cheating and he didn't tell me about it,I'll hate him for life.

Rinsola32:
torqque7, see what you caused now?

Madam, how you dey?

Oya sorry..don't worry me and her will settle,I don already give am apple to chop so she is distracted and calm ..oya you self no vex collect pineapple chop too ;Dafter u finish then do the needful with the subscription..when uv done it then just whisper it to me codedly..this one jodha has become antenna to pick up business discussion anyhow.

Rinsola32:
That's so good of you! Nice people like you are very rare to come by.

Waiting for your account details and jodha won't hear

Thanks dear,I am a Christian and I was taught to do good so it just comes naturally..But I sent the details since now,by DHL o,ul soon get it,and be fast in the payment o,shey u see how jodha don de put eye for the money, ..

I don't know how she found out o,smh..u women av special antenna that picks up on money and enjoyment ,she was peeping but just appeared from nowhere when business was discussed..see how now she wants to use the female factor to kolobi the money chai women ehnn.Hmm don't worry sha my name is not Adam so she can't use any female stunt to confuse me and kolobi the money. ..lol how's ur day going?

Jodha:
Caught right in the act.... So you're trying to cheat me ehn.... In my very before


Kindly redirect that lass to send to money to my account... Asap

You're a guy.. You shouldn't need money....

Females have more needs than guys... ...

Lol no now..it's not what you think babe ..I would have directed her to meet u up and get the account details sha like u asked but that ur location ehnn even me I got lost that night ,the teleportation device Sef teleported the wrong person,it also got confused ..sha don't worry I'll just use the money and buy a bigger vibrating bed and couch so u can be very comfortable when u come .Dont argue be quiet and take apple chop I'll collect and spend on our behalf

By the way,You just make me burn my fuel and waste energy that night I came looking for u ,after I managed to convince the vibrating bed that both of u will enjoy each other and it was seriously anticipating and thinking I'll return with u only for me to come back empty handed,now the bed is vexing and has decided to be allergic to me ..women been the cause of mens predicaments since 12.bc ..How are u today?

Lol females and their crazy emotions and imagination..their whole lives are about companionship and relationships..starve them of attention and watch them go gaga like the world is coming to an end..but you gotta luv em tho

makydebbie:
I guess it bleeds 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

You Sef ehnn..you can find trouble small..what do you think about swallowing semen?a lot of Girls like and do it while others think it's disgusting..so it's basically same thing for guys with eating pus.sy..plenty pus.sy juice and all the dampness..not very appealing to some people.

rosieluv:
see this girl ooo,must you take permission first? hit the pm button joor

Ehnn..so she doesn't need permission to send you a pm abi?but if its one guy now trying to contact you guys you'll suddenly become efcc nd start plenty plenty protocols and probing.. you and makydebbie the Lord is watching you guys o..you know Jesus is coming soon so repent o.. .

Your pastors need to hear to hear about this because I am sure both of your pastors are not fans of partiality ..gender equality is what we want ..men are been oppressed too much..

Rinsola32:
Waiting for jodha to respond, I'm enjoying your chats.

Lol really? Interesting,but you know entertainment is not free anymore anywhere in the world shey?so on behalf of jodha and my humble self,I'll sacrifice my account details so you can pay your subscription into it,don't worry I know people are scared of giving out their acct details but i don't mind as long as it's for a good cause ..

But no need to tell jodha that I am giving you this heart warming offer sha o, let it be our secret cos if she finds out she may charge double,you know how you women don't play when it comes to money now..yes I am nice like that lol .

CosmicSensation:
I remember downloading this song because of the noise around it at that time... I still regret that decision till today as my vestibulecochlear nerve is yet to recover from the dangerously toxic tunes of that absolute and utter trash ...brag with any other thing please, your babe, your popularity on NL, your brother's car but not that song.. Please

Jesu. .. ..rotfl dude got zero chills..lol

[quote author=ConcNiggress56 post=53164566]Please get off my mention. You are an embarrassment to it.

Girls with functioning brains flaunt mature reasonable guys as bf and crush,while you are here talking about nairalands own tennage clown as your dream man?smh pls do you even understand what the word embarasment mean?anyway im not suprised,fakers only attract hungry street girls,you think all that photo editing and filter will hide your nature?I won't reply you again cos having a conversation with you might affect my I. Q..your dumb dumb might be contagious.

Jodha:
You're totally right on that..
Roommate? Hell no... I'm done with that shii... I've had the most terrible experience with roommates.... It even hurts to think bouhrit....

Don't tell me you're a coward ehn ... I don't bite... I'm as calm as a dove

Hmm yeah I can relate on the roommate thing..but women have extra wahala and can hardly live together in peace tho.

Hahaha coward no..you don't bite but I do lol..doves can't be trusted o,they don't even trust themselves,they fly away even at the sound of their wings flapping so comparing yourself to a dove hmm ok o. Oya I am at your backyard I av come to tiff you away this night.

ConcNiggress56:
Boy. You can't say this to my face if you can ever be opportuned to see me sef. I can bet this with you. You are one of those yeye boys who rant online and end up peeing in their pants when they come in contact with high class people.


No be your fault anyways. It's my thread, my data. please self-service off yourself if you have issues getting some sleep.

Rotfl..OMG for real?you wish,don't flatter yourself.

DeepFriedPuff:
[color=deepskyblue]But those kinds can be fun
Even for yer type....why if they'd all gone who would u have to yell at no 1
And ud be said cuz u like ta bash and yell I lie? [/color]

Lol you are right tho,the world would not be fun if we don't have dumb folks around to entertain everyone,everyone will be too serious and it'll be boring,on that note the O.p can carry on with her talent.

No miss I don't like to yell and bash people lol,I only do that when someone is out of line,on a regular day I am real nice and friendly. #makeluvnotwar

ConcNiggress56:
If by bullshi+, you mean my freedom to express myself, you are a goat.


Sorry. I mean, you are a baboon.

I dunno if it is your space, or your thread, or your data, or your phone or who called you to chook your kettle-shaped mouth enter.

Onye ara

I had to go to your profile again and I noticed all your threads reek of stupid.ity..and you are wondering how your course mate is married and you are not?is that why you made this thread?you desperate for a man?lol smh,see you tiny face like lassa fever rat,i hate to break it to you but in order to be married you have to be a wife material..and clearly you are not,see how you trying to convince your fellow female to worship money..thats called being cheap,hmm your class of girls are on the streets now looking for money this night.Oya biko don't quote me again..not unless you have something intelligent to say.

DeepFriedPuff:
[color=dodgerblue] who do it? U romaceland folks u snuff them out the way they did missclassy

Missclassy I miss u.
#No Homo

Romanceland ......here personality goes to die [/color]

Lol some of us here are allergic to Bullshi.t, and a lot of people here are full of B.S..kinda like the O.p and maybe your friend too that's why she went extinct lol..less B.S is all we ask,is that too much to ask..

Jodha:
Of course, there are vigilante groups.. Many... We even have security men...

But all these doesn't stop those hoodlums.. I'm not afraid.. Oo just wanna protect by beloved phone

I love bed that vibrates

Lol funny thing is some of these vigilantes are the same people doing the stealing..hmm na wa o it is well sha.

You stay alone? Maybe you need a roommate if that place is that dangerous,wouldn't be nice reading stories that touch from you here o lol.

Hahaha so you like vibrating beds do you?oya pack yaself and phone plus laptop and relocate here but come with house rent o cos landlord just told me 1min ago that the rent just went up.

DeepFriedPuff:
[color=deepskyblue]I hope not [/color]

Trust me we have seen a lot of her type and they have a pattern,she's already burning herself out even here in her own thread..