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targerius007:
Who knows, he just may wana hit it and run, and maybe her pussy cant hold dick firm anymore due to over lashing . i dont blame him but why plan marraige when u know u cant marry her?

Exactly..I have a friend who was Bleep.ing one girl who had a loose pvssy as a result of too much lashing with alot of guys,funny thing is he says when he Bleep.s,she keeps saying ' asshh it's painful' meanwhile his dick was just swimming inside o,even with all the sexual experience she had with other guys, she still is soo boring when they fuc.k,no moaning nothing..just a log of wood. The interesting thing Sef is the guys dic.k is more than average size o..lol.

9ja4show:
Yeah in our society , it hurts so bad when someone you care about treats u bad; someone that told me her ex was never proud of her, he never goes out alone with her except with his friends ; talks down on her and she took all the trash then she met someone who do all he can to make her happy" I literraly worship her" she won't just go like that...lie lie

LOL Bros she must have bleeped up real bad,a beg did she cheat or what did she do?sometimes they deserve the bad given to them tho

dabrightt:
Brother Come forward, brother fool it is
you , Yes the lord has located you
today Don't be ashame put your hand
on your head come forward...
Knee down on the alter ,pray any
power that have turn your brain
upside down leave you with only emPty head let the
power die die oya pray hard brother
StuPid I can see you have donated your
brain to M M M oya pray hard .... M M
M return return your brain ....
Yes he has fell down he is rolling on
the floor can one ursher bring one
hammer make I nack for her big head
so that he can remember he is carring
A fish brain

Rotfl. ..guy u no well,see as I just the laugh die for here lol

onila:
not really

i just keep my life private

Private indeed..

It's not smart to experiment with your life because someone told u to..it's ur life so do exactly what u think u need to do..a lot of jehova witnesses die of anemia because their pastor said it's wrong to take someone else's blood.. not wise at all if u ask me.

Rinsola32:
See your mouth! Bad market ko, bra market ni.

Me wey dey work sef talk am say you stingy too now. So go and change!

Stop all this and treat her like a lady joor!

#whereIsMyLogoShawarma

Lol do u enjoy where u work and the conditions?I bet not so that's not the kinda work I mean..if u have ur dream job or at least u are comfortable with where u work then ud know what I mean. Even bus conductor is a job now but not the kind I am talking about .

Ur reason for tagging me stingy is not something to take seriously joor lol..do u know how many people I chat with that immediately start asking for money,recharge cards etc?so I should oblige them all shey cos I'm not stingy?lol u try. When the time is right under the right circumstances I'll give to who I know I should give to

Treat her like a woman?smh..she is looking for a man she can control anyhow like a puppy I am NOT that man o..I'll only pet and kiss ass when I'm at fault but our own case na money she de find,like she said,she only loves for the chadazz

Rinsola32:
Yes, money bag= you are very rich( you and I know this) but you no dey like give so that earns you a prize of "stingy"

No vex( on Jodha's behalf) ,na form she dey form.
Thanks for the advise, I no go threaten men with another man anymore. You are very correct on this.

I'm fine but feeling sleepy. I did a night vigil over you and Jodha. May God help me carry you both to the promise land. Amen

I receive been very rich in Jesus name AMEN ..lol u r getting things mixed up,it's not like I no dey like give o,but I do when I think it's necessary and reasonable..I can't be throwing money like I picked it from the floor now .

Lol eyah kpele..night vigil on top me and Jodha matter no dey necessary.. ..it's like trying to fix a bike tire on the rims of a car to drive and praying for it to fit on the rims no amount of prayer can make that happen cos the r not compatible..

Jodha:
Release contacts to someone that's unromantic +stingy?... Never!!

^^^^.. Above is ONE of the NUMEROUS reasons I run from students ..they believe it is their rite to collect your money..Lol since when did money issue evolve to not bin romantic na? Trust me if u were a working class girl ud av a different mind set,when u start working sha things will change and ud remember and understand all I av bin saying since o ,smh students na just bad market lol

yusluvad:
Yes O! #LetChangeBeginWithYou

My brother help me tell her and all these females o cos e be like say them need extra lessons for the matter..cc Jodha cc Rinsola32

Jodha:
Ways to keep a woman? . We should prolly go to another thread cause you do not obviously know how to keep a woman...

After divorcing me, yhu shamelessly brought me to a "ways to keep a woman" thread... Chai you're just heartless

And as for my dream man, I've not found him yet but I know Aww find him one day my dream. Guy will never divorce me... If nah swear yhu dhey swear for me... Back to sender

I hope enough mosquitos bit yhu last night...

Ha please every woman needs to come with her own manual on how to understand me..no be U divorce me?all I did was accept and sign the paperwork so u can be free now u blame me and say I divorced u? I am not understanding again o lol.

Ignore the name of the thread it's the information in it that counts,hear people's opinions and ur fellow females so u can learn a few things. I can't swear for u now u r still my sweetheart even if we are divorced so I'll not wish u harm like u wish me ..lol see as u even want mosquitos to eat me up haha but they did small sha ,I guess the came to bite me so u cud be happy.

So uv not found ur dream man yet? so who u come the flaunt for me as ur new boo with plenty money now? u stubborn sha o.

Rinsola32:
Follow another man ke? Not possible! As long as e-money wife never leave am, she no fit leave you too or have you seen where a woman left the house of a money bag? Forget that one jooor!

@Johda, you can see he is back. Release one of your contacts info now. Haba! Don't miss this oooo( I know what I'm saying)

Lol and when guys say women are complicated it sound like we exaggerating,only u call me stingy,only u call me money bag,smh ur trouble ehnn no be here o ,we should give u a huge award for A grade sarcasm

Are u serious about the woman forming thing?so u mean all that stunt jodha was pulling was forming?hmm I need to disvirgin ASAP so I can understand women more lol..forming Kor,ha u can form with a lot of things to a man but don't threaten him with another man,some men loose interest completely instead of getigetting jealous if u try to flaunt another guy in their faces, so girls take note o,that shi.t doesn't work on all men like it does with women lol.

Rotfl@speaking in tongues..the prayer should go in the direction of casting the spirit of LOVE FOR MONEY in women o not divorce,if u have a problem,u tackle and cut it from the root and source of its life

:oFor real?u following us to take us to promise land?this is serious o ..Lol how r u today? I trust ur night was restful?

Clown

Lol where is this fake sweetheart,oya Jodha come o..this is the new thread,oya come and learn a few things for ur new boo who isn't stingy ..if u are still after his money alone,he will divorce you too...so better CHANGE

Jodha:
You're supposed to be begging me... Not to agree to leave me... It doesn't work that way

Hehehe thought you said yhu were a virgin... Yhu just use yhur mouth expose yhurself...

Not really... Let's goan derail another thread jhor

I went and got u a bouquet of red roses and a box of chocolates with white wine and was planning to come and kneel and beg u,but then I realised that ur love is strictly money motivated that's why I changed my mind and signed the divorce papers instead. Me that can jealous,ah I can't afford to have a sweetheart that will follow another man cos of money if something happens and I get broke for a while, I can not come and go and kill myself abeg lol.

Lol yes now I am a virgin, ;Dall those experiences I had where in my dream and I never even said the happened to me,all I said was I know what I did and know what I saw which simply means I was peeping when others where doing the do .

Hmm no email,no bbm,next ul say ur NL account is not Urs too we can't keep derailing people's threads for ever u know

Rinsola32:
Moderator should please change the topic to torqque7 flirting with johda.

Haba! I just read most of your chat now.

Johda, how can you get your number across to your new found " stingy" crush?

I want to eat wedding rice o

Torqque7, be a man and stop forming. a can see you are in love already

See jodha too, she wants you both to go go derail another thread. Hmmmnnn! She don fall in love too

Lol this babe ehnn...ur subscription money don expire oo .

Wedding rice Kor..lol which wedding again?after we r done with the divorce process and I don bring my new sweetheart inside house? I no see love again o it went out the window come catch fire lol ah life itself is hard enough,my hand no dey.

I need sweetheart way no go kill me because of money ,so no just de expect any wedding rice anything,but me and my new sweetheart might invite u to our wedding but we will still not give u any rice,u know I'm stingy like that

Jodha:
So you want dump me nah ehn... issorait...

Pulease ion do such.. I'm a faithful sombori

My email is having complications... Ion even understand how it works....

Smh..lol females ehnn,so complicated and dnt even know what they want,shey u dey find divorce now?I don give u on gold platter and u still the complain? ,ha abeg I no get power for this kind sweetheart Wey dey very unstable and wants to divorce me ontop smal money matter,biko oya come and collect ur divorce letter and comanbegoing

U don't do that too abi?lol I bet that's what every girl caught eventually, said before they got busted ..Students?mbanu,I was once a student and I know what I did and I also know what I saw,u be on top of a girl and her poor goodguy fiance will call her and she be forming I have headache that's y my voice is low lol.Godforbid I turn or be in that fiances shoe someday .

Hmm email complications?na wa o,as we don divorce how do u want ur new crush to toast u now? Anyway r u on bbm?

Maybe the circumstance he met her online was not too good that's y he has zero trust for her..a lot of others are happily married and they also met online too..that is courtship is seriously advised.

enomakos:
it is no superstories i have seen worse
do you know some women vagina are the anal of a dog?

Anal of a dog Kwa..pray tell what do u mean?have u had an experience or heard a story of any such? My curiosity is getting the best of me lol

[quote author=Flekky21 post=53381172]she's At Two Different Places At The Same Time. She Doesnt Sleep At Night. She Talks To Herself Like Shes Having A Conversation With Someone. She Walks Alone In The Middle Of The Night .She Doesnt Like Interacting With People Except Her Roomates Thats If U Talk To Her Oh. But She Seems Nice And Quiet. I Get Scared When Am Alone With Her, And I Dnt Always Sleep In My Room Most Times. I Had To Pack Out Of My Room, and My Other Roomates Did To . The Amazing Part Was That She Just Kept Staring At Us And Smiling Without A Word While We Kept Packing Our Stuffs And Left. Few Days Later We Heard She Left Without Packing Her Things And We Never Saw Or Heard Bou Her Again. She's Just Weird.[t/quote]

Wow did anyone try calling her phone?u guys didn't know anything about her family or where she was from?lol so una sabi fear like this and u ran away

Mzyouzee1:
Bro r u fine? M looking for who to tk care of me too

Lol so if him no fine and wants to still take care of you nkor?you are fine for both of you already now

Jodha:
Goan report.. My pastor will understand when I tell him you're too stingy for my liking.. Lolzz you're a crowned liar.. So this is how yhu deceive innocent girls... Telling them that you're a virgin it won't work on me...

Taah guys do tend to remember little things more than girls... We're too busy with stuffs still yet we try to remember things... You're just not romantic

There are other romantic guys out there that will remember little things like......

I won't stress my husband even with pregnancy... He'll be the happiest man on earth...

How are students "bad market" ehn?...

We don derail this thread too much... Oya teleport me to another thread

Lol me stingy?cos I collected subscription money and used it to buy vibrating bed for u?chai smh..oyah where the divorce papers bring am make i sign sharp sharp I no do again

Hahaha females are not same as men now that's why they are able to keep things with dates in their head,everything has to be about romance with females ..oya I haff agree for divorce so that ul go and try others and learn small lesson

Hmm students get plenty wahala..u for example na our case study lol,plus another student go de help u service ur student boo for ur behind,while she lies to u that u are her one and only, ;Dplenty plenty bad market too numerous to say here,I'll give u details somewhere else,maybe we will find another thread to derail again lol ;Ddo u reply pm's?

rosieluv:
not really,boredom is real mehn!!

Eyah Kplele..no boyfriend to keep u company?anyway enjoy the time u have on ur hands now o cos when u enter the labour market ul not have that time again

Mumu guy..

Jodha:
My dear do not show him any pictures.... If he wants to see yhu... He should go to yhur house...

Lwtmb.. ;Dhahaha this babe ehnn I am trying to imagine what ul be like when u are pregnant..ur bobo go run cos ur wahala no be here o..ul make him go out at 2am to buy u Swan water from KFC cos the Swan water at home is not same as that of kfc ;Dsmh johda Johda lol

Rinsola32:
Don mind him jare!

He no gree send you the money and he refused to send me shawarma. Now I know his kind of man is not a "gentleman"

How was your night?

This is wickedness..see as una just gang up the panel beat me left right and centre ..this month is supposed to be a month of love o and all I'm feeling is HOT female beef..

Ha rinsola but women are wicked sha,common pic u no gree make i see but u want me to take time out of my busy schedule and use my credit to call sharwarma with logo all the way in lagos,and bring out my wallet to take out my atm card and give them the details and they'll remove money from my account plus delivery fee then I'll now struggle to put the card back in the wallet and put in my pocket and watch my account balance reduce for this recession all on top babe way no even gree show me pics?ehnn so u want NL to start a new award untop my head and make me win NL MAGA of all time shey?lol God pass u.

Jodha:
It's a normal thing to divorce yhu... How many girls have you dumped yourself (uncountable)... It's only normal and fair for me to dump you ... How diju know I was about to create a thread about you

The guy aww follow next will be willing to will out everything he has to me.. I'm sure of it.. Aww collect more than shishi from them whether you like it or not...

So you know, pregnancy doesn't stop Shakara.. That's a dumb phrase..

Padlock cutting pliers can't work on me...

Yh I am... (you didn't even wish me happy new month) give me reasons y I shouldn't dump you for this singular act

Hmm normal to divorce is that what u were taught?ur family and pastor must hear abut your orientation. Iav never dumped a girl before in my life o tru ..I av always been the one dumped lol so just don't join them o lol..in fact av never dated any girl Sef before o and I'm a virgin ..I was hoping to get disvirgined on the 14th of this month so how could I av dumped someone before now?

So u have already made plans to use me for ur next evil thread? ya wicked..u won't have good network to be able to post it online,I don use juju swear for ur network . As for the guy u want to start following I hope u know how recession is biting hard on everyone?before u realise it,him go don use u hammer money to do valentines with his real boo and ul come and make a heart break thread here..by that time I'd av been disvirgined already by my new bae and I'll not even look ur face again even if u wear makeup o lol.

So pregnancy will not stop ur shakara?HA ur case don de fear me o,it's like my pastor did not see the vision clearly when he said something about me kicking it with a babe who looks nice without makeup and likes trouble on NL and her name starts with a J..he didn't tell me ur wahala get doctors degree now

See u,those pliers cut anything metal o..e go do u like film when we locate the promise land after cutting the padlock and chains u use to tie ur legs ..JESU. .ur a student?no wonder..students na BAD market o,mbanu.

So cos I forgot to wish happy new month has become wahala?have u forgotten I am a guy?guys r not wired to remember things with dates or anniversaries..hell even my birthday gahn na Facebook the help me remember so no vex..all we are wired to do is hustle and procreate..everything else is by the way so if u want to dump anyone for a reason like that then u go dump every guy u date o including ur husband ..oya happy new month bring ur small mouth here Lemi kiss u

Jodha:
Ehn give me the money first . We no dey settle anything... Give me the money lemme go my own way ehn... Lemme goan find a guy that'll be free with me (money wise), a guy that is ready to entrust his account details and atm password to me....


I no dey do shakara jhoor... No guy will say I suffered him or something... Cause I'm as plain as yogurt...

Ifah like you I like you... If I don't aww tell you hohhah... I don't like stressing peeps

Aww do worse than chain and padlock oo

I'm good dearie... I've been indoors all day...

Ahn ahn..so true true u want to divorce me and follow another guy shey? Ehnn so after collecting the money u want to run abi?and ul come and make another thread of how u chop torqque7 money and need advice.. like that ur other thread..see ur tiny mouth that ur using to be chopping peoples money anyhow,il soon bite the mouth off ..those guys u want to follow av used aka gum to gum their hands inside their pockets o..shishi u no go see collect from them so just seat ur cute ass down beside me and chop pineapple.

Lol..have u ever seen someone who agreed she does Shakara?u no go gree now,first I call u for this thread and see as u just the catwalk anyhow before u come meet me,now u r still doing more shakara..e be like when I just give u Belle and u born the shakara go stop

Rotfl..so ul do worse?don't u know we have padlock cutting pliers?if u like padlock even ur boob join,the padlock will be cut open .

Hmm indoor all day?I envy u o,let's exchange lives for just one day so I can enjoy this ur indoor chilling..so uv been indoors all day and u didnt send me an invite? ..by the way, are u a student?

Rinsola32:
Finally, you and johda( excluding me) don finally derailed this thread.

You both kept showing love up and down

Lol noo u sef join us for the derailing..the O.p made a thread to do love now so it's only fair we help the thread reach its full potential don't u think? .