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LordKushmann:
Only a nigga with an 8inch cock at least will pick a borehole. No one likes half of their cock sticking out of action. Everything gaz to go in, cap, shaft and balls.

Lol exactly

How can someone write so much rubbish in one piece?smh..sorry for those who read this trash..and I can bet this o.p is a dude,if I'm wrong and it's a female then she is completely hopeless.

Olosho trying to justify her oloshoness..lol I can bet this one doesn't av any boyfriend that will take her seriously,what an embarrassment to everyone around her..tufiakwa

At least the Virgins av tight sweet vi.gina to offer,what do you have to offer?a loose borehole?I don't know about others but I'll pick a tight puna any day than a borehole,only a MAD man will pick a borehole instead.

lastclaire4:
No I am not. He still invited me for the val celebration he had with his friends. I turned it down and he still offered to come pick me up but I just told him I was already with my friends eating and drinking. Cos to me what made us have that crack will still come up again with time. I am sure if u were to be in my position u would ve jumped at it right? Common tell me the truth.

Lol jumped at it?sha it depends on why we broke up if I was the person who called it off for some reason then I'll not jump at an opportunity to makeup..But I can relate to what you saying tho. I broke up with someone I loved and even got engaged to,but along the line I had to end it,we were in touch for a while sha but the reasons I ended it was still going to be a problem to me so I cudnt go back.
Anyway you still ddnt answer my question o;does that mean you are single or you are in some kind of relationship? ;Dpardon my curiosity but I bet some people here would want to know your status,you know you can't afford to spend next year's valentines with same friend again as you did this year

Raydans:
That space is occupied already baba

Lol occupied by who?you? ;Dbad guy hihihi no worry na question I just ask besides I no de follow girls online,flirt with them yeah sometimes but nothing more so av fun brother

lastclaire4:
Lol. Thank God in all I don't get heart broken That is my strength

Story for the gods..you don't sound like someone who isn't heartbroken..you sound like you want him back but as usual women with their pride and pretence ..Anyway so are you saying you are single now?

Emeka71:
That is not true because Guys are actually turned on by ladies farts.

Which guys?baba speak for yourself alone..your fart fetish is interesting tho

EroticAngelina:
We ladies are complicated

this is nt jx a friend, this is our boyfriend.
girls myt come here bashing me, buh some of them do worse. so dnt look at me lyk dat

Lol interesting writeup but gross kind of

safarigirl:
we don't all live in glass houses, not everyone f*cks around (pun intended)

So, it's okay to leave runs girls be, but once someone says she's a virgin, the stones will be unleashed. How nice

Don't mind them..well the devil doesn't want to burn in hell alone that's why he is trying to drag humans down so it's the same with hoes..when the see Virgins and decent girls it eats them up and the try to make her feel bad so she can become like them.

TrumporIdie:
I hope you have never slept with one of them, if you have, you are a hypocrite.

My friend shutup..you have made a thread like this before with your main moniker e still no do you had to make another one just to justify your runs girl life abi?No body is stopping you if you like open your legs and f.uck an elephant NO BODY GIVES A F.U.CK but don't come in our faces and try to encourage evil deeds..soon armed robbers will say they are just trying to make money too like you

1bkaye:
Women tend to get that sort of reply whenever it's the guy that cheats so I was making jest, na joke

Lol ya wicked..so now you want to give men a taste of their medicine that's why you said that? Il bite that your small nose from here ..But seriously though I can tolerate anything,a rude wife etc than a cheating woman . The hurt and betrayal will just be too much.

1bkaye:
Divorce is over the top, he should forgive her and try to move on, it's in our nature no vex

:oEhnnn forgive watin?did I hear you right?hmm suspecting her is one thing,but catching her red-handed in the act is way beyond forgiveness. You dnt know how a mans brain works,that image of another man on his wife dancing will never leave him,everytime he looks@her, those images will run through his mind ..

Wow,you guys need to change since its in your nature bad nature

1bkaye:
Small cheating

Which one is big cheating?so he should have tolerated her cheating ass and wait till she stabs him before kicking her out?

slap1:

LOL kilode?

Rubbish..I hope he kicks you out of the house olosho,you are indeed very cheap,you lucky it's not me you r married to,gerarahiamen women like you disgust me.

massinola:
people like you are the major problems of this country. your inferiority complex reaches the high heavens. Nigeria is no where near the worst countries of the world. our animalistic behaviors you said? this only shows you haven't left the comfort of your home to other nations of the world. what then will you call most south American countries. how many times have you seen anyone wish them dead? here is a supposed Nigerian claiming we deserve to die because he feels we are animals. shame on you and your entire generation

Don't blame him..it's poverty that has disfigured his brain bro.

ifyalways:
She's not serious sha.

It's always clearly stated on all embassy websites to :

Never purchase tickets until you get your visa.

Apply as early as possible.

No fixed or stipulated time frame for visa processing.

If I were a visa consular staff, after reading this her rant and especially seeing she referred to them as lazy, we'll dump her application at the bottom of the pile for two more months and still deny her visa.

Her sense of entitlement is too much.

It is people like you that make this world a terrible place..you are a very wicked woman Godforbid.

Someone is complaining of S.A's incompetence and we all know how they hate Nigeria and you are here yapping crap..I really don't blame you because I'm sure you have not travelled beyond your present location because if you have then you'll understand her pain and you won't talk anyhow.

Two things, it's either a guy is behind this moniker or she is actually a street prostitute like her name..either way o.p needs a functional brain.

pweetixandy:
but I love him and I know he's innocent, why dont y'all understand that??

Are you guys in a relationship?abi the relationship is in your head alone?jowett old are you sef? Lol cos obviously you don't know the meaning of love..oya go to bed it's way past your bedtime,go o or I'll call that guy that has been chasing you with koboko since Angelicbeing where you dey biko

ymarts:
‎Your first comment on this thread was so disgraceful and shameful to say, whether u just typed it or not, out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaketh.

It's so shameful what modern civilization has turned our Nigerian ladies, so shameful and heartbreaking.

Go to higher institutions, girls happily date cultists, armed robbers, killers, kidnappers and form like they don't know but they all know what their boyfriends do but are blinded by marine spirit of lust controlling their cheap/loose bodies.
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I weep for most modern Nigerian girls, it's so shameful, shame de catch me for una.

On a public forum, Naija is going down daily, ladies no longer have pride nor shame, sighs‎
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My brother just ignore that dirty girl..I ignored her because I can't relate with a dirty dunce,she is not even worth the stress at all..if you see her pic you'll will understand why she be as she be..but she don run change her pic..someone who claims to be looking for attention then why she run change dp when matter hot for her?some girls are just so shameless.

pweetixandy:
talk about taking panadol for another person's headache? so when you go to buy a used phone, the seller actually goes like "oga, this phone wen you wan buy na tief them tief am o"? abi? he is innocent of course, but you and I know how bad the justice system in Nigeria is. I believe in my heart and in my soul that he is innocent because he's is too handsome to have killed someone. besides, people who know him have commented on this thread and told us how he just got entangled in this mess by buying the stolen phone unknowingly

Ha..are you for real?wow you sound really innocent and with very little experience in life,my dear you are a female,I am a male so I know what I'm talking about lol..I'm not sure you have entered the university no offence because if you have then you'll at least know that innocent fine boy look doesn't guarantee he is not the devil's 1st son.

When I was in the university I had a lot of friends who where cultists and some of them where from very rich homes and really handsome aje kids but mehnn their hearts where something else.

Yes some buyers tell their customers that the goods where stolen,it happens everyday,people buy stollen things,stolen weapons,stollen gadgets,stolen cars etc..and they will have friends that they will tell o boy this package na racket o so know as you de use am,guys do it always,even women too but like I said you have not had a lot of exposure,you still be good pikin

pweetixandy:
yes. I am

Hmm then stop yapping about falling in love with someone you've never met just because he keeps dreads,how do you know he wasn't aware it was a stolen phone?

Stop swallowing panadol for another person headache and face front..if he is innocent he will be set free so let the police do their job and in the meantime you try and find someone else to love..someone you ACTUALLY know

AngelicBeing:
[s] In love with a killer, a murderer and an accomplice , what has the world turn to, may the blood of the victim hunt them till they all drop dead, nonsense

LOL Bros easy now..u wan use Caine kill the girl ni?you just the wipe am since

pweetixandy:
you shut up. he's just a victim of circumstance. and more importantly, I'm in love with him. its obvious this is all a mistake

Are you OK at all?

Factfinder1:
R. I. P... I just wanted to make a fool out of some people and I did.... Dont be too quick to judge... Let hunger and starvation kill all those who quoted me and were quick to call me names... I got the attention I needed and made a fool of yea all... Dont take shitts on nairaland serious

Gerarahiamen dirty girl..which yeye attention where you looking for?you just using that as an excuse to cover your fuckup..nobody in his or her right mind will joke with death like you did so you weren't trying to fool anyone,you were just being your usual olosho self and it backfired..I pity your guy...

Just look at the person talking about taking things online seriously?smh..I pity you,you just gave people a bad impression about you,your boss could be on NL,or even your pastor so I'll advice you to thread carefully online..the Internet never forgets.

martineverest:
prostitutes everywhere.......is this what u reduced urself to?

Don't mind the olosho..if I be her bf (Godforbid bad thing)I'll be so ashamed to be associated with her.Total disgrace to womanhood.

darbeelicous:
lolz...... I used to b nice o, but u know na, change begins with me!! .
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Oya send me d address, no time to waste time

Hmm this days when we hear anything that has the word 'CHANGE ' we run as he'll. .we don't want any change pls go back to being the nice you biko

My address is gwarimpa Abuja..how soon can you make the appointment,when you are about to leave let me know and I'll give you details of the address ,by the way when coming make sure you come prepared so we can bribe all the parties involved including me inorder to get the biz moving sharp sharp and you make your money easy lol. See your small head there you too like beta thing.

Ifyjuli25:
I even want something that will make my butt bigger sef

Lol I have the answer to your problem but it doesn't come cheap..women sef,so na big Butt be your problem?oya pic of your small butt or..

Getintouch2004:
Na chyking be this?

Lol no na biz proposal..why your mind go chykin?na wa for u o ..so somebody cannot have biz plans with a woman again?

AZeD1:
What's the big deal in a number? It's something that can be gotten anywhere.

Let's say the doctor got her number from her hospital card, what will the husband do? Ban her from using a phone?

Hmm getting the number from the card is different from giving him yourself,the point we are trying to make is that her action will give the doctor the impression that she is open to philandering.

darbeelicous:
...... The only thing that needs my attention now shud b money related..... Recession is real!
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Kidding,........ But hope money is involved sha??

See your tiny mouth there lol..that is how you will chase husband away ..ehnn OK money might be involved sha ..

We talking about fighting corruption and you want to encourage it shey?lol women and money ehnn,it's like you guys now even love money than how men love money.

Oya come to my office let's discuss very well, but my office is in my house sha o

amyzon:
I really thought we were that close and that we share and understand everything. To tell u the truth, I don't pray similar thing happens but if it should happen again, number or no number I'm so not sharing

Ha..nooo that means you are looking for trouble o,it will be a colossal mistake for you to stop sharing things with your husband cos he was angry at this,my sister he is justified for getting angry o,but that just means take correction and learn and move on,if you keep something like that away from him and by some means he finds out hmmm this reaction your getting from him now will seem like kindness compared to the reaction you'll get from him when he finds out on his own..I repeat DON'T TRY IT O,except you want to start destroying your marriage.

Women think differently from men,some women will advice you not to say things like these but they are wrong,telling your husband just makes him trust you even more.