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Forum Games / Re: Picture: Which Button Would You Press? by Tosinville(m): 8:59am On Jun 29, 2015
I think I'm good with this color RED
Romance / Re: How Many Men Is Too Much For A Lady To Have Slept With Before She Get Married by Tosinville(m): 5:41pm On May 04, 2015
MrsChima:


Awwww. Your broke ass finally found a white babel to wed! Congrats scammer! grin
What's she talking bout? Is this woman OK? Eve, its 2015 and the white substance in ur skull aint upgrade still..... Fat woman like mrs.chima can be so sensless lol
Romance / Re: How Many Men Is Too Much For A Lady To Have Slept With Before She Get Married by Tosinville(m): 1:55pm On May 04, 2015
MrsChima:


Nigga...I thought you were dead?!!! shocked
This phat eve is so crazy af, I'm so sure that that's what you wish Mr.chima too so that you can Bleep around, so you expect me to sleep on NL all day like before? Mumu tin.

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Romance / Re: How Many Men Is Too Much For A Lady To Have Slept With Before She Get Married by Tosinville(m): 9:00am On May 04, 2015
MRBrownJ:
each and every one of us have different level of desires and requirements.... some would say 1 man is too much while others would say 10 or even as much as she wants. if a lady is down with such lifestyle then thats her business, and since she aint hurting anyone, doing anything criminal or against the law, then so be it. to each their own!

as for me, so long as she makes me feel right, i dont care how many guys she ha
s had... but if i discover that she is the neighborhood skank, then dikc is all what she can possibly get!
shows folks like u can even marry a prostitute from the brothel ?Lol d thots gon love a dude like you a lot that deliberately settle for less than more or you tryna say this for for dem thots to like you comment and feel comfortable here ?
Politics / Re: Man Rides Bicycle From Kaduna To Lagos To Thank Yorubas For Voting Buhari by Tosinville(m): 2:22pm On Apr 28, 2015
Dasher90:
nawa o...very soon someone will swim from Lagos to... lipsrsealed
grin

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Celebrities / Re: Throwback Picture Of Lola Omotayo In 2006 by Tosinville(m): 10:25am On Apr 24, 2015
Aint nothin' like gangsta shitt in this pic, lola, none of yall got a tattoo, no baggy or hood outfit, no crip hand signs etc, so where's the OG? you look like semi-nerd, ma'am lol
Romance / Re: Nigerian Guy Who Met A Real Life Witch Last Night Narrates His Scary Story by Tosinville(m): 1:08pm On Apr 19, 2015
His story doesn't really look real to me but at the same time never trust big butt & a smile.
Phones / Re: Photos: Checkout The Phones That Were In Use 10 Years Ago by Tosinville(m): 4:22pm On Apr 16, 2015
K750i my phone wink..... Real machine back then I swear
Crime / Re: Girl Kills Herself In Delta After Her Fiancé Wedded Another Girl In Lagos by Tosinville(m): 12:59pm On Apr 16, 2015
It wasn't her fault, love is not just a vibe
Celebrities / Re: Fela Anikulapo Kuti Preparing For A Show In 1977 (photo) by Tosinville(m): 2:44am On Apr 16, 2015
D guy holding the mirror na real soko boy too grin
Family / Re: Help!!! Missing Children by Tosinville(m): 9:59pm On Apr 08, 2015
na wa o!.... Girl wey just start work yesterday don gbabode today, life itself is complicated undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Would You Rock It? Ebube Nwagbo Steps Out In Ripped Jeans [photo] by Tosinville(m): 11:15pm On Apr 06, 2015
The rip space is too much o!... It has turned to hoes things.
Romance / Re: Could This Be An Invitation For Sex??? by Tosinville(m): 11:11pm On Apr 05, 2015
Cheap things can be dangerous sometimes, op you gotta lean back
Romance / Re: Ladies What Qualities Do You Look Out For In A Man? by Tosinville(m): 11:05pm On Mar 27, 2015
Glowstone:
I can't change because of any lady and I don't try to impress anyone if you are not satisfied please move to the next guy ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬
True shitt, hommie
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Guys Patronize Prostitutes by Tosinville(m): 9:56pm On Mar 27, 2015
pomide:
If an Olosho Loves You... No Girl Can Love You Better smiley ..... *Talking From Experience*
lmao!

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Family / Re: Marrying A Guy That Is Short.. by Tosinville(m): 5:33pm On Mar 25, 2015
MoonCares:
Please I need advice from matured people.

There's this guy that am dating, he's so caring, lovely and humble. He is planning to marry me but he is short, though I have not gathered the courage to tell him my fears. Am average 5ft, but am taller than him. So am afraid that our kids will be short.

Please my fellow NL, I need your advice, I don't want to make mistakes in marriage. Though I have been praying to God for the right man.
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MoonCares:
Please I need advice from matured people.

There's this guy that am dating, he's so caring, lovely and humble. He is planning to marry me but he is short, though I have not gathered the courage to tell him my fears. Am average 5ft, but am taller than him. So am afraid that our kids will be short.

Please my fellow NL, I need your advice, I don't want to make mistakes in marriage. Though I have been praying to God for the right man.
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MoonCares:
Please I need advice from matured people.

There's this guy that am dating, he's so caring, lovely and humble. He is planning to marry me but he is short, though I have not gathered the courage to tell him my fears. Am average 5ft, but am taller than him. So am afraid that our kids will be short.

Please my fellow NL, I need your advice, I don't want to make mistakes in marriage. Though I have been praying to God for the right man.
Family / Re: My Mother Inlaw Wants To Bath With Me by Tosinville(m): 9:15pm On Mar 24, 2015
Orisirisi ni Afrika, wetin ur MIL dey find 4 yo body wey she never see before?

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Romance / Re: 7 Reasons You Should Date A Lawyer by Tosinville(m): 5:39pm On Mar 24, 2015
emusmith:
If you have never given a thought about dating a lawyer, this post is going to come as a reminder that you might be missing out on something wonderful. Yes I know there are a whole lot of misconceptions about lawyers, but hey, you might want to check out these reasons why you might at least give a thought about dating a lawyer. So here we go:


1) You will be proud to introduce them as lawyers to your friends and family

Who wouldn't want to associate with the prestige and respect the legal profession commands? You wouldn't have to wait to be asked what he or she does; you will just have it rolling out of your mouth, though that’s not a guarantee of money rolling from them to your pocket. You will be proud to have a “learned” person as a date, and your family and friends will be so proud of you.


2) Dating a lawyer means you wouldn't have to pay for legal services

Now you've got all your legal issues addressed for free. You don’t have to pay any consultation fee of any sort. You will have free legal services all to yourself. Now that is something to think about, because legal services these days
are not that affordable as it used to be.

3) Lawyers are known to be good dressers

I know you wouldn't want to date folks who are horrible with their dressing. If that’s the case, then your chances of avoiding that could be reduced if you date a lawyer. Lawyers are generally known to be good dressers, probably because of the nature of the profession; where they are trained on how to dress.


4) Lawyers are known to be smart and intelligent

Wouldn't you want a partner you can make a good and intelligent conversation with? I bet you wouldn't want to be hanging around a mate who doesn't know the things happening around in their environment and can’t make intelligent conversation. Lawyers are known to have a wide source of knowledge of things happening around them in the society. Lawyers are also known to be avid readers, which exposes them to a lot of information. All these exposures, tend to make them more smart and intelligent than their mates.

5) Lawyers are good story tellers

We all long to hear good stories every once in a while. Lawyers by the nature of their training know how to tell stories. Also, the nature of their work also makes it easy for them to come up with stories to tell. I mean, they are always in the center of human interaction and conflict resolution, and so they get to know and see stuff. Wouldn't you want some good stories every now and then?


6) Lawyers are good talkers

Sometimes it can be sexy to be a good talker. You know you want to hang around people that you will be proud of when they open their mouth to talk. Lawyers are known to be good talkers, eloquent, and come off as intelligent when they talk. In fact, the greatest orators are known to be lawyers. So if you want to have such folks as a date, you better check out lawyers.


7) Lawyers will stand for you even if you are wrong

Wouldn't you want somebody who will stick out for you even if you are wrong? If that’s what you are looking for, then look no further, because you will find that in lawyers. Lawyers by their training don’t just give in to stuffs without putting up some fight. So, if you have a lawyer as a date, you are sure of having someone who will stand by you whether you are wrong or right. Now tell me if you wouldn't want that?

Assuming you have never given a thought about dating a lawyer, now is the time to do that.


I dedicate this thread all my learned colleagues in NL: Females and Males- in no particular order tongue wink



complete plain bullshitt undecided
Crime / Re: Aisha Mustapha's Body After She Was Found (Graphic Photo) by Tosinville(m): 5:47pm On Mar 18, 2015
freecocoa:
Rubbish, what's classy in sleeping with a married man and being reckless enough to get pregnant, as if that's not enough, she even was blackmailing him. She's dead but that doesn't mean the truth won't be told, she's the architect of her misfortune.
double thumbs up for this
Crime / Re: Aisha Mustapha's Body After She Was Found (Graphic Photo) by Tosinville(m): 5:45pm On Mar 18, 2015
Nigerian girls and married men, this is what they probably get at the end of the day, humiliation or death, no reasonable man will replace his wife for a thot only if you wanna be his second wife anyway..... RIP

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Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why I'm Leaving America And Moving To Nigeria by Tosinville(m): 2:22pm On Mar 16, 2015
45 million african american population? These folks ar waxing away like seriously with d gun killings, junk foods and all that

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Family / Re: See How Her Father Disgraced Her On Facebook! by Tosinville(m): 8:13am On Mar 16, 2015
wetin all these old ppl sef dey find for facebook sef?

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Celebrities / Re: Fans Blast Kayswitch Over Photo Of The Girl Killed During Lekki Robbery Attack by Tosinville(m): 11:05am On Mar 13, 2015
Kayswitch got a bird brain, I'm not even his fan, what career does he has anyway with how many hit singles of his own not to mention an album?
Celebrities / Re: Omoni Oboli Flies Private Jet (photos) by Tosinville(m): 11:15am On Mar 11, 2015
FriedPlantain:
Omoni Oboli is happily married and a happy mother of three kids, that she is flying a private jet does not necessarily equate to her dating a politician. Women (especially a celeb like her) can have powerful men as friends without necessarily having to offer them sex in return. Or are you saying every man that has helped your sister in one way or the other phucked her before doing so?


And for those of you quoting me to yarn dust, please learn to read well. The jet was not procured on her behalf neither was she dashed the jet, it was only used to transport her to her desired destination.

FriedPlantain


Its like this dude just migrated from Sao tome down to 9ja, relax man let ppl tell you what's up here with 9ja girls.

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Celebrities / Re: Omoni Oboli Flies Private Jet (photos) by Tosinville(m): 11:08am On Mar 11, 2015
Jokay07:
Akuko umuazi..... Can you buy a brand new p.jet for a girl in nigeria without gettin sumtin some goodies in return?
Man, don't get the shitt twisted, boarding a PJ doesn't mean she owns it.
Celebrities / Re: Omoni Oboli Flies Private Jet (photos) by Tosinville(m): 11:00am On Mar 11, 2015
Airforce1:


ah pele ti e

Oniranu
This shit got me ROFL grin grin grin oniranu de ni looto lol

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Travel / Re: How To Spot A Nigerian Abroad by Tosinville(m): 10:50am On Mar 11, 2015
8 bunch of craps to spot a Nigerian abroad undecided

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Crime / Re: Finally, Corpses Of Victims Of Calabar Killer Cops Found [very Graphic Pics] by Tosinville(m): 10:39am On Mar 11, 2015
So scary, man shocked
Politics / Re: Musa Ayeni: I Will Defeat Jonathan And Buhari- APA Presidential Candidate by Tosinville(m): 1:06am On Mar 11, 2015
Eh!

Education / Re: What Is This Babe Doing? by Tosinville(m): 9:54pm On Mar 08, 2015
JerryJJZ:
Plz pals, woz dis girl trying to do
and how's this new to you, OP? U no dey stay 9ja ni?

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