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Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna Looks Gorgeous In African Prints Choker Dress by Tosinville(m): 3:47pm On Mar 05, 2016
Anyway she's just lucky, she looks old nd don't even got a model look (no oval face). No hating jus saying.
Career / Re: Is It Right To Say Thank You To Your Boss When Collecting Your Salary? by Tosinville(m): 11:40pm On Feb 20, 2016
FroshGirl:
Its not RIGHT to say it - you work for it. its an obligation shaa...

Please, dont do that if you want to protect ur integrity (irony)
frfr

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Education / Re: If You Used This Olympic Exercise Book, Please Go And Marry (Photo) by Tosinville(m): 11:28am On Feb 09, 2016
I use am o! cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Sikiru Adeshina A.k.a Arakangudu Is Dead by Tosinville(m): 11:23am On Feb 09, 2016
R I P to him
Romance / Re: When She Tries To Play God With Your Destiny (mean Pic) by Tosinville(m): 7:15pm On Jan 15, 2016
Seriously, girls dey do this o! Lol, dem go dey vex if dem see you with another girl but dey still aint ready to date u yet just for back up plan lol
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji To Marry Alhaji Ishaya Bako Soon… by Tosinville(m): 8:22pm On Jan 11, 2016
So na for alhaji house this babe wan end her career ? grin e go reach 1 certain stage of life woman no go get choice again than to follow any guys that comes along. Na wa but I still doubt this lol

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Romance / Re: "Igbo Guys Are The Real Demons"- Girl Narrates Her Ugly Dating Experience by Tosinville(m): 8:10pm On Jan 11, 2016
modelly:

Bros We are sharing experiences not insult
Hell naw, I wasn't trying to insult you, I'm just giving out my opinion
Romance / Re: "Igbo Guys Are The Real Demons"- Girl Narrates Her Ugly Dating Experience by Tosinville(m): 8:07pm On Jan 11, 2016
Raymondenyi:

Stop being silly boy; all are not worth it; they re Low lifes
No be 9ja girls fault na, na FG cause am lol
Romance / Re: I Am The Most Charming Guy On Nairaland by Tosinville(m): 8:03pm On Jan 11, 2016
MrCork:




see for wide forehead like Somali gateman...so I happy to say I use charm for women? undecided
grin
Romance / Re: Who Enjoys Sex More??? by Tosinville(m): 8:01pm On Jan 11, 2016
Luukasz:
Guys like you go about bragging but at the end cant perform up to a min.
you are entitle to your own opinion anyway but I don't brag, I do what I say.
Romance / Re: 15 Tips To Get Any Man On His Knees And Ask You To Marry Him by Tosinville(m): 7:58pm On Jan 11, 2016
prettyjo:
odimma
odimma ke ?
Romance / Re: Who Enjoys Sex More??? by Tosinville(m): 7:51pm On Jan 11, 2016
SexyCeline:

9ja dudes be bragging, yet no game.
really? Then you gotta forget him, I aint no hater but your nigga lost in the game, hit ma pm then I'm down in da dm
Romance / Re: "Igbo Guys Are The Real Demons"- Girl Narrates Her Ugly Dating Experience by Tosinville(m): 7:43pm On Jan 11, 2016
modelly:
Mehn, I have had my own share too of this ibo tin, Mehn they dnt even mean well for dem selves, not to talk of u, my was exactly the same with urs, at first it was rosy, all the promise and attentions, but suddenly, he calls ones in blue moon, takes foreva to respond to chat, this is a guy I had built my tomoro with, I Didt like him nor his person at first, but he lured me into liking him. God will help us from them
maybe yo monkey isn't like the way he expected yo face to be lipsrsealed

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Romance / Re: 15 Tips To Get Any Man On His Knees And Ask You To Marry Him by Tosinville(m): 7:35pm On Jan 11, 2016
agarawu23:
Kneels?
Unless the girl go use juju for me grin cheesy
na normal thing na, alhaji........ Which one be juju for this one again ?
Romance / Re: Who Enjoys Sex More??? by Tosinville(m): 7:21pm On Jan 11, 2016
RadicallyBlunt:
Men desire sex than women. (Owing to high level of testosterone about 85% higher than that in females)

The pleasure of sex is higher for women than men. (Owing to more nerves in their G-sspot -about 8000 nerves, while men have about 4000 in the glans area of the pennis)

I will state my quote again "if God could transfer testosterone to women and estrogen to men for just 5minutes, women would pity men and men would envy women"

Sex to men is like money to women(they can never get enough)

Sex to women is like money to men(they are contended with d little they have but they want d best of that little)
Real Talk.
Romance / Re: Who Enjoys Sex More??? by Tosinville(m): 7:17pm On Jan 11, 2016
Luukasz:
See question that needs no bickering about. Men enjoys sex more than women it takes more time for women to reach sexual satisfaction while Men in just few minutes his face has turned to that of a monster,you know this.
then you have not been digging it better with your girl, you gotta step up your game, real G's make girls come within 3 mins, anyway I aint no 1 min man
Romance / Re: I Am The Most Charming Guy On Nairaland by Tosinville(m): 7:08pm On Jan 11, 2016
DrTizzle:




Indeed you are! except why do I feel like your parents should have exchanged you with two cups of Garri....Instead of letting you walk the face of the earth.Buffoonery!
grin
Romance / Re: I Am The Most Charming Guy On Nairaland by Tosinville(m): 6:59pm On Jan 11, 2016
sinaj:
See as ur frontal lobe de protude like pot belle undecided
grin grin grin
Romance / Re: I Am The Most Charming Guy On Nairaland by Tosinville(m): 6:57pm On Jan 11, 2016
JSmart4u:


Hahaha even fly no fit look your face
I know you agreed when you click on my profile now wink just don't try to drag d crown with d king or else u gon end in dungeon lol
Romance / Re: I Am The Most Charming Guy On Nairaland by Tosinville(m): 6:48pm On Jan 11, 2016
JSmart4u:
It's wise if the truth is always told. Am i not the most charming
who dey deceive you? grin you no see winning for where I dey but I don't brag, you wanna make me do that tonight lol
Romance / Re: How A Girl Swept A Guy Off His Feet by Tosinville(m): 6:42pm On Jan 11, 2016
Nubian113:


Ha! I'm not Nigerian though undecided
Then where you from ?
Romance / Re: This Is How To Treat A Woman (pictures) by Tosinville(m): 6:19pm On Jan 11, 2016
So we should call you OBO now forming celebrity on NL? Harmattan & sun don melt many people brain for 9ja I swear.
Romance / Re: How A Girl Swept A Guy Off His Feet by Tosinville(m): 6:05pm On Jan 11, 2016
Nubian113:
Ok what am I looking at... She's begging dick and
see where typical 9ja girl turn am to?
Romance / Re: 20 Facts About Nigeria Girls. by Tosinville(m): 5:59pm On Jan 11, 2016
Xbee007:
1. When you toast them they will always lie that they have never had a boyfriend.
2. A great number of them becomes runs girl when they enter university.
3. Some may look beautiful on the outside but they are dirtier than pigs if you enter their house.
4. They love money die. The can even follow a goat as long as he has money to take care of them.
5. Their love for Brazilian hair no be here. They will do anything to get one.
6. Some of them no get heart.
7. If you send #1000 call card to them now. They will send please call me back to you just to tell you they have seen it.
8. They tell you they have never done it before but if you enter the place grin grin he go be like... make I no talk the rest.
9. If you carry them go restaurant them go order ten times pass the amount wey you yourself order.
10. Them dey form die. They fit lie say they are in the Bathroom in Burj Khalifa meanwhile they are on the queue waiting for their neighbor to get out of the toilet so they can enter.
11. Their father is always a senator or one big chairman like that. Person wey they open gate for House of Assembly na senator too
12. They can receive call die. U go think say some of them na customer care. I dey pity some guys wey dey burn their credit for some babes.
BF: Hello babe, where you dey?
GF: I dey church in fact we are about to start service now. No call me in the next thirty minute cos the service will be very serious (Meanwhile, she dey untop Patrick bed they collect)
There is God ooo.


Nairalanders add yours!
This shitt is funny, man grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Always Have To Make The First Move? by Tosinville(m): 5:55pm On Jan 11, 2016
Nope! Let's leave it in an afrikan way, let the guys keep doing that cos if a lady should approach me I will say yes & give her d banana but I no go take am serious jare!............ In my feelings, na so she go dey make move on every other guyz.
Romance / Re: "Igbo Guys Are The Real Demons"- Girl Narrates Her Ugly Dating Experience by Tosinville(m): 5:40pm On Jan 11, 2016
Who will take d kpomo you see & chop within 2 weeks serious ? undecided hoez like a donut everybody gets their turn.
Romance / Re: 15 FACTS About (some) NIGERIAN Ladies. by Tosinville(m): 5:34pm On Jan 11, 2016
Adaure4ever:
@OP. Some points are Lies and not correct.
all are plain truth.
Romance / Re: 15 FACTS About (some) NIGERIAN Ladies. by Tosinville(m): 5:33pm On Jan 11, 2016
donTbone:
After thinking on what to post, i have to create a counter thread on "20 FACTS about NIGERIAN guyz"

I wouldnt have been angry if it was 'SOME' guys. Generalizing it is a crime for me.
So, in other words... ere is a counter thread too.

1. They can love you and still have 'FRIENDS WITH BENEFIT'.
2. They love 'SEX' but will pretend they dont.
3. They are the most talented in MULTIPLE DATING. They can date 3 room mates
without any of them knowing, except they want them to know.
4. During their 'FLOW', be careful of what you say. They can abuse your mom knowingly
and blame it on the 'BLOOD'.
5. They love men for money, but if your story changes for worse... OYO!
6. They are specialist in tying man down with pregnancy.
7. They wanna remain 'V' till wedding night but wouldnt mind ORAL and ANAL.
8. Remove the make up...80% of them are fake.
9. Many of them wants a rich and ready made guy.
10. Their 'I LOVE YOU' only comes when material things is involved.
11. They dont believe in relationship where they could be the spender and let the
guy save for marriage.
12. The beautiful ones of the ladies are call girls.
13. They can use their resources to get what they want... EASILY.
14. They can have a lover...and still have a CRUSH.
15. Trust me... all of them love sex. Even those that say they can live without it.
with all these, I think having a baby mama outta 'em will be alright since you can't trust & satisty these thotz.
Romance / Re: 15 Tips To Get Any Man On His Knees And Ask You To Marry Him by Tosinville(m): 5:23pm On Jan 11, 2016
Dem go hear
Travel / Re: Things That Could Make You Hate Lagos by Tosinville(m): 10:59am On Jan 11, 2016
Lagos wahala even plenty pass these 10 o! grin

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Romance / Re: Ever Regretted Meeting Someone From Social Network? Tell Your Story by Tosinville(m): 10:34am On Jan 11, 2016
Nope! I don't do online shitt, I'm too fly for that, I walk up to any lady I need & approach her.

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Religion / Re: This Kind Of Song On My Pastor' Wifey's Playlist- Right Or Wrong? by Tosinville(m): 10:14am On Jan 11, 2016
Make yo pastor wife live her life na, I dislike hate monitoring spiritz.

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