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ceejayMAX:
if i nor get money God nor go happy with me.cos people wen dey make am so dem no get two heads.

You'd know an upcoming musician when you see one.. Blessings bro!!

Hey guys, it is important that we talk to ourselves and challenge each other to do well in this one life.

Enough of the excuses of bad economy and corrupt politicians, excuses of bad infrastructures and little business opportunity. Enough of the "I wish my parents were Otedola or Dangote". Enough of any excuses you are making right now.

In this same country whereby you cry and wail, people are still cashing out. They don't have 2 heads. You keep complaining but you don't even have a business account number nor a registered business name. You want to be a professional footballer but you still keep playing monkey posts in your area. You want to be the next Mai Atafo but you haven't saved up to buy a sowing machine. You haven't even taken the first step of learning to sow.

I have made excuses too but I am learning to thrive in the bad conditions that I am in. If someone tries to stop you from making progress, look that person in the eye and tell him how desperate you are to succeed. Cry if you have to, that contract will come out. Don't go to interviews panicking. The fact that you were called for it make you a perfect fit.

Mbappe is just 20. But he is a world cup winner and he is French player of the year.

What were you doing with your life at 20? Well, you don't have to say it.. But my utmost concern is what you plan to achieve in the coming years. Instagram and nairaland "bambiala" and hoelosho'ing in the city is no longer permitted.

If you have political ambitions, register with a party, join a Mega church today because you need Jesus and because you have better chances of meeting the "high and mighty of the society" without security harassing you but you won't even get past their PA if you go to their office.

So, what are your goals for the new year?? Feel free to share. an expert in that line might be ready to help.. Today might be your lucky day.

Author- Temitope Steve





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Manchester united have sacked José Mourinho following Sunday’s defeat at Liverpool, ending a tenure that began in May 2016.

A poor start to the Premier League season has seen United slip 19 points behind the leaders, Liverpool, and fall off the pace in the hunt for a top-four place. They have won only once in six league matches, drawing during that sequence with struggling Southampton and Crystal Palace.

Relations between the manager and the executive vice-chairman, Ed Woodward, also seemed strained after the club did not sign a central defender this summer. The club concluded that of the players in that position targeted by Mourinho whom they could potentially land, none was an upgrade on the existing squad.

A sense of disunity at United was encapsulated when Mourinho stripped Pogba of the vice-captaincy before a Carabao Cup defeat by Derby County and confronted him at training the following morning. The manager has criticised his players’ “mental approach”, attitude and quality.

Mourinho has seemed less than happy since the buildup to the season, when he described preparations as “very bad” because many of his senior players were resting after the World Cup.

The manager demanded “respect, respect, respect” for his three Premier League titles following United’s 3-0 home defeat by Tottenham in late August but will not get a chance to add a fourth at Old Trafford.

In two full seasons at Old Trafford, Mourinho won the Europa League and League Cup (2016-17) before finishing second in the Premier League last season and reaching the FA Cup final. In that period since replacing Louis van Gaal, United’s spending stands at £364.3m on eight buys.

Zinedine Zidane, available following his surprise decision to resign his position at Real Madrid following their Champions League success over Liverpool in May, has been linked with the United job.



https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/dec/18/jose-mourinho-exits-old-trafford-manchester-united-sack-manager


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Lalasticlala

This deserves fp na


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seun

Look-Alike cousin of Toke Makinwa, Bukky Makinwa who is set to tie the knots with her lover has shut down the social media space with juicy glam shoots as part of their pre-wedding countdown.
The gorgeous Dubai based model wrote "It's 3years in Dubai and now we are getting married... It was all ups and down.. I never was a lady who fancy having different guys for date before finding the right man, my prince charming. Kay my king really got me that I don't even know what else I can say..
Surprisingly after another season of unconditional love.. He went on his kneels and he asked ''
"WILL YOU MARRY ME" I smiled and I said YES and there our old nick came to realization #THE DUBAI COUPLE now admist all we went through he still came asking me to marry him... And tears roll down my eyes I never knew it would happen this way I remember shouting on him several times, days he would call and I wouldn't pick... Because I was mad at him... But he never for once stopped loving me... I kept crying and I could feel it was the tears of joy.... 3years plus was like forever but our love never faded a bit and this is what I called MY TRUE Love.. He is my courage and champion, my God sent.. My Bobo in whom I am well pleased....
Yes.... ✔️✔️✔️✔️I am ��� percent bride to be.... Come November 3rd 2018 WE WOULD BE GOING DOWN THE AISLE to become husband and wife... And I'm so happy to tell you this.... Please ladies be yourself, stay true be real... Remain strong and your prince charming will find you.... Signing out....
I'm getting married... To my best friend
#B$k2018"
Event planner- Advanz Events

Trust TosteMedia to bring you gists from the other side. We at Toste Inc. are delighted and felicitate with the couple to be as they shutdown Ondo State on 3rd of November.

mods.. please don't let this post waste like that oo..
let us celebrate this boy.

lalsticlala
seun

Following the viral report of UTME admitting and announcing the highest score in UTME which turned out to be Isreal Galadima from Borno state, TosteMedia had to dig deep for his throwback pictures when he was in primary school.
He attended Salvation International School in GRA Ikeja, Lagos and graduated as the best student in 2012.
The Borno state government have done well to restore our hope in education with the 5 million naira scholarship offered to him.
Congratulations to the book guru from all of us at TosteMedia.

Lalasticlala
Seen


Please help push to fp to educate people

The Earth is running out of space and inventors are thinking of ways to maximise it. Since no one will build houses where tombs and cemeteries are, TosteMedia was impressed at what a group of people invented and we are delighted to share that with you.
Don't be surprised when your loved ones are not buried in trees but in cones which will grow to develop into trees. Dead people can help achieve a sustainable and toxic free environment and this revolution will start soon. You heard it hear first.









https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU0YbKXXMEI

Lalasticlala
Seun

Is this post not good enough for fp?

Talk to me please

Lalasticlala
Seen

food don done so abeg

Unbelievable right? TosteMedia discovered a viral architect who makes beautiful houses that are affordable for Nigerians at a relatively cheap cost.

Temitope Baba is an indigenous Nigerian architect who is passionate about affordable buildings for average Nigerians. In a Facebook post on his page which went viral, he explained that he can complete houses with just 8 bags of cements. At a time when government is committed to making life hard for its masses, this is a great development. He's TosteMedia's "Man crush everyday".

How many accolades does he deserves?

Yy

ToSteMedia wants to know- Have you ever dreamt of meeting your hero? It was dream come true for participants of #DigifyAfrica #DigifyPro who were treated to a warm reception by DigitXPlus media house in Lagos when Funke Akindele (AKA Jenifa) decided to light up the event with her presence. Currently undergoing tours to major digital houses and firms in Lagos, participants of DigifyPro who are currently undergoing a 8-week internship at the DigifyNG Facebook hub had no idea what was lying in wait for them. One of the participants, Cynthia Ubani described meeting Funke as the best moment of her life and she couldn't contain the joy as tears rolled down her eyes.
In her words, Funke described Nigeria as a country full of talent and she's glad young people are taking the extra pain to learn and become professionals. She vibed with all and sundry and the pictures can tell already.


check more pictures of funke Akindele's encounter http://topewonder..com/2018/08/tostemedia-wants-to-know-have-you-ever.html

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Please help my people

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please help with this guys

DigifyPRO Nigeria, a not-for-profit initiative, has concluded plans to train 20 Nigerian graduates between the ages of 20 to 30 years, who are not currently in full-time employment with key skills to enter the digital workplace.

DigifyPRO is an eight-week intensive digital marketing training programme facilitated by Digify Africa and supported by Facebook, which will involve live briefs workshops/presentations and placement.

The programme is designed to give trainees practical hands-on experience and cover topics to include, vocational and workplace skills; agency processes, customer care, client services; digital marketing.


Others include analytics and measurement; Social Media, Brand Reputation Management; Content and Email marketing; User Experience; Paid advertising; Search Engine Optimisation among others.

Speaking at the unveiling ceremony in Lagos, Head, Strategy, Digify Africa, Qhakaza Mthembu, said Digify Pro started in South Africa with intent of giving young people opportunity to flourish

She said: “We have got about 85 per cent of graduates who are still in the industry right now working on big brands and producing some really amazing works. We really felt it necessary to look at ways we can really expand this impact across the continent. Facebook has got a dedication to up scaling the continent, so I think our objectives aligned quite well.

“Nigeria we know is really amazing when it comes to innovation and when it comes to the hustle and that made us first to come here to Nigeria. Also giving number wise, the impact can be so much more in one country.”

Speaking on the sustainability of the programme, Mthembu said: “We are committed to really invest in the continent and to be able to upscale the continent, so am very hopeful that this is not going to be a one-off and really hopeful to see more of these co-holt.

With its recent programme with Facebook, Digify Pro Starter, She said social networking service company is now committed with a third one that is now running in South Africa.


In her remarks, Programme Director, Digify Nigeria, Mrs. Florence Olumodimu, said the end goal is to inject the Nigerian advertising industry with well-trained DigifyPRO graduates who bring with them a new burst of energy and critical cutting-edge skills.

Olumodimu revealed that at the end of the intensive eight weeks training, each graduate is placed at an agency/organisation as an intern for three months or in a junior position. With the wide range of skills, knowledge and hands on experience gained through the programme, our graduates become great assets for any company they join.

She said response from industry experts and agencies has been phenomenal with agencies already accepting to take on our prospective graduates upon completion.

She noted that there is no charge to the recruitment process to agencies/organisations.

source http://topewonder..com/2018/07/youth-empowerment-digifyng-trains-20.html
https://guardian.ng/technology/digify-africa-to-train-20-graduates-on-tech-talent/


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Lalasticlala
Seun

News Don land ooo abeg

vizkiz:
How

Don't mind her lol

kore4lyf:
I also need a place to do my INTERSHIP how can i join DIGIFY

well, I think applications for the first edition have closed. Check again soon.. Goodluck in your search

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seun
mynd44




oya ooo.. soup don land

Congratulations are in order for 20 successful applicants of the DigifyPro 2 months internship exercise on digital media management. DigifyNg, an indigenous IT firm in partnership with facebook announced the list of the 20 new intakes on its official social platforms.

Inauguration of the 20 participants will take place at Facebook hub, yaba, Lagos state.

Tostemedia celebrates them.

Saturday 7th of July 2018 will always be a day to remember for over 200 women who walked around Lagos metropolis raising and creating awareness about the merit of protecting the girl child right and women's health. @TosteMedia captured moments from the 2 hours long enduring walk. While speaking with the media, the good women ambassador convener, Mrs Adegbite noted that the walk was long overdue because it was necessary to raise awareness about the menace in the society which involved girl child molestation and incapacity of women to adequately look after their own health because they are saddled with the responsibilities of the home. She further noted that women are the pillars of the country and now is the right time to take the bull by the horn in a bid to start to create needed awareness about what is right.

The long walk is part of a 3-day women conference tagged "REFRESHED and RENEW" with the thanksgiving and grand finale set to come up at The Shepherd's flock international church, Ikeja GRA tomorrow which will feature health talks, drama and entertainment.


We at @TosteMedia say Kudos to our mothers for their effort to help right the wrongs in the society.

ConcNiggress56:
can this boy just toast me already?

handsome boy of a pastor.. unlike all this yeye nairaland boys like vizkiz, lifeofairforce1, lefulefu etc

OP, give me the church address.. lemme go see him this sunday

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Nairaland boys are fine ooo

I have seen lalasticlala and Seun before


DM me for church address.. 1 million � �

Toste Media can exclusively report to you that the son of Popular Nigerian preacher, reverend Tony Akinyemi who is the head pastor of The sheperd's flock international church has achieved a great feat by emerging as the best student in an American school.

In a time when pastor's offspring are bringing shame to their father, this young man has brought honour to God, his father and Nigeria.

Tostemedia celebrates him.

Guys, so there is gist ooo..

From an exclusive report obtained by TosteMedia, we can report to you that people have started accusing AFDB of trying to cheat and influence the result of the writing contest organised by AFDB.. it is already more than 1 month since the entries closed and it is already less than 17 days to the grand event in korea..

Please check the pictures below for details. We hope Adesina won't disgrace us again.. Must everything coming out of africa be about "my own candidate must be there"?

Have your say guys

African development bank should be a local agency.. I have reasons to say this and you should read to the end before you criticize me.
For a bank with a worldwide repute and respect and governed by a man of integrity- Adesina Akinwumi from Nigeria, it is an eyesore to behold the mischief, violation and breach of competition codes as observed by those who won't let this bizzare attitude pass without laying claim to it.
Over 2000 African got excited, took their time to compose contents for their advice and went the extra mile of sending them as required when AFDB rolled out an all-expense paid trip and opportunity for 4 people to represent Africa in Busan, Korea in a workshop organised by them. Nobody knew it is just a media show-off and an effort in futility because no result is yet to be published by the bank as I write.

I will publish evidences with this article and my reasons will be further justified by it, However, if Africa should be taken more seriously by the rest of the world without being reffered to as "shithole country", those who represent s in high places needs to start doing that well. Africa isn't a dumping ground for liars and extorters and Adesina led AFDB should begin to carve an honest niche for itself or we might all just lose confidence in it's mission. At a time when AFDB said it had disbursed over $300 Million to african youths in grants and investment which was nowhere to be seen, we let that slide but this competition will not be overlooked.
If the plan of AFDB is to manipulate and improvise on the result of the eventual winners through favouritism, it will not work because Africans will stand up to contest and bring down mediocrity, one which AFDB has being reduced to.

source:
http://topewonder..com.ng/2018/05/afdb-writing-contest-yet-another-reason.html

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Seun lalasticlala.. Oya na

freshdude99:
Abeg this internet Wey them they always set on fire, e no dey ever burn finish?

funniest thing I've seen today..