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The whole idea of the coalition is laughable and the funniest thing is that Tinubu would still remain victorious at the end of the day

Only death can take that baba out of Aso Rock until 2031

It's funny some people actually think Tinubu is GEJ

I hope state governors will start being functional and vibrant with funds being allocated

Soon, little blame would be put on FG and more on state governors

These implementations would force governors to work actively

Now, if your governor is an asshole, it would be too glaring for the blind to see his incompetence

I just like the fact that we are gradually coming to the end of dormant governors

Rented a house few years ago.. When I went for inspection, the house wasn't in good shape, so I complained and the Landlord assured me they will fix the necessary things after I make payment which I did.. To my surprise, landlord didnt do anything

Another surprising thing was that, my apartment was in total black out when NEPA brought light. I complained to him and he started he was just giving one excuse or the other

I called an electrician and we discovered that all the wires had melted.. I complained and complained but he did nothing until I had to wire the house with my own money, and that was how this bastard raised my rent by almost 100% shortly later

Make God just bless person, make person build him own house.. Even if na two rooms, I don't mind moving into there.. In fact, even if na inside bush the house dey sef, I no mind again oo

The way landlords are becoming greedier and inconsiderate to young people. Some of them can even use their greed to derail your journey or put you some steps backwards.. The more reason why some landlords don't even want you to stay more than a year

The moment you move in, they start making life uncomfortable for you so you won't renew the rent. They just want another person in, so they can collect fresh rent with agreement and commission

A time is coming when all your salary or labour for a whole year would end up in the hand of your landlord

We are gradually moving into that era

From the dept of my heart, I'm just tired of hearing this same thing for nearly 3 decade of my life

Jesus this, Jesus that yet the country continues to wallot in poverty

davidtemi:
I still don't know why it is so sure for these people sha. As if they are the ones to vote.

They have the 2027 general election result already I am so sure of that.

You don get am

Despite the underperfomance, the confidence that Tinubu has that he will win the re-election is mindblowing

Of course he will win it.. Only death can take him out of Aso Rock until 2031

Xammie001:
I get Landed properties in Epe and Ikorodu, Make we bet Now

It's funny some people still think Tinubu is GEJ that lost re-election

lightwind:
That Man is very very smart and was very quick to unlock his sit belts before the consuming fire 🔥 comes. Others might just be feeling lazy and confused inside the plane. Because i am certain that what killed many of them was from the fire 🔥, and many was killed from the shock.

The impacts alone could kill as much as 70% of the passengers instantly while fire would consume the rest of the 30% lying unconscious

Ishilove:
Oh yes. Can I ever forget weeping like a baby when I watched Igodo? Oh, the heartbreak I felt when Norbert Young's character died when he was at the edge of finishing

And then, the mother of childhood movie induced trauma...when Atreyu's horse Artax was sinking in the swamp... Gosh, I wept like it was my own ekuke that was being swallowed up before my eyes. Every child I know was emotionally pinched by that unforgettable scene in The Neverending Story ☹️☹️🥺

Please, OP, I'm triggered. Stopeeeet!! 😭😭😭

What about this new Straw movie.. Did it pinch you emotionally?

Lucky dude! He outsmarted death

Assuming he's a Nigerian, he will automatically become a pastor

timilehin007:
Wow for Idimu, 350 P/A..?? Omo your dad try ooo for that Idimu come back to egbeda, Ipaja come command, Ikola, oke isagun enter Ajasa...I still look for apartment as I moved this past December...most 2 bedroom flats for this areas, the least I got was 450...some 550, 500, 600 up to 700 P/A...I later settled for a room nd parlour sef..my kid kuku never reach 5, 300 P/A

Room and palour is still okay for a family man as long as your children are still little

I also downgraded from two bedroom flat to room and palour few weeks ago just to cut down cost and focus on my own project

armadeo:
Leave am. How much be goat in 2020.

No mind the guy.. They just want to attach politics to everything

I bought a baby goat in year 2020 for 15k (with abeg oooo) talk more of an adult cow for 55k as at the same year

timilehin007:
Wait, u do mistake for this write up? 700k they for a bedroom flat...plenty sef...u probably haven't have to look for an apartment in Lagos

Yes you're right

Not every landlord wants to milk their landlord dry just because most landlords are insanely inflating their rent.. There are some landlord that are still merciful to their tenants... At least my dad still collects 350k for two bedroom flat in Idimu

Miciuk23:
no one can defeat Tinubu that's is the truth !

They can't defeat Tinubu even with the coalition

Tinubu no be GEJ nah

brain54:
It's fiction...

That praises guy is a well known writer on Facebook and Twitter.

He is a good writer and I enjoy his stories.

The problem is people sometimes lift his stories from his page and try to pass them as real life events.

Social media really encourages copyright infringement.

The guy has complained a lot!

Copyright infringement is a very big headache to writers

This was what made me stop posting stories

madridguy:
Thank your creator na evict he evicted you. If such a envious person get access into your apartment, he go poison your enemy.

The envy no be here bro... The man constantly reminds me that I'm a tenant just to bully me and make me feel less of myself

The thing is this, some people think the word tenant means 'poverty', so you shouldn't buy or use what the landlord lacks

I just left the house 3 days ago

My problem started ever since I installed Solar for the comfort of my family... Landlord got envy and evicted me with the excuse that there's no difference between tenant and landlord in his house and that I'm acting as if I'm the landlord. Shey na talk be that?

Imagine ooo! And if their phones die, they are coming to my place to charge them

I used to watch envious landlords like this in Nollywood movies. I never knew this level of envy exists in real life

It should be Wizzy

This should be a cruise

You went to buy a car of 12m without a mechanic? You also made full payment without testing the car?

Do you pluck money on the tree?

joseph1832:
Hmm. The dog lovers would say the policeman shouldn't have killed the dog. Like what stops him from shooting into the air.

That's how mentally damaged these people are. Very annoying and ignorant of how dangerous these animals are.

Anyway, I hope the lady is okay.

They will condemn the policeman for pulling the trigger

Kobojunkie:
No be your gods of men tell una say their Christian god would forgive you all any crime so long as you ask him for forgiveness? Why condemn him for praying to your Christian god?

Haha! Those were the lies sold to our grandfathers being passed from generation to generation down to our own generation

utenwuson:
Top ten... Long time

I hail boss... So you never still forget me?

tiswell:
One of the finest nairalander of the golden era

When nairaland was devoid of hate and bigotry.

Good to see you once again baba,Tosyn.

Nairaland needs total overhauling.. Too many nuisance on the platform

Definitely, they will win

Brandiebird:
No way! Mr 10 things is a father now?!?! Congratulations! Now we need 10 things on fatherhood 😂.

Haha! I don be father since nah

That's exactly what I'm going through

Sometimes I ask myself, who send me make I born children?

Omo, the disturbance can sniff the life out of someone

This is a good move

The funniest thing is that those that failed woefully without system glitch also want to be given the privilege of re-sitting

No be juju he that?

This question should be directed to civil servants and African footballers

fartkay:
Top ten things

Haha! Coded baba!

Hmmm