₦airaland Forum

Tallesty1:
Well, a woman who does that or asks for a favour when you are in the mood is prostitute. Married or Not

that's what some of them do.. When you are both unclad and about to slot in your dicck, she drops the bomb "will you marry me ? "

Most ladies would want you to make promises when you are about to bleep and if you are not careful, you will make promises that will put you in bondage.. The best thing to do na to throway ear like say you no hear wetn she talk

Ladies love a man who would bleep her as if he's pounding yam.. You bleep them like a chicken dem go complain, you bleep them like a donkey dem go complain... I doubt if God Himself understand ladies

Epathra:
Nwoke m go an sleep before the op polices(if there's a word like that) you for derailing the thread.I'm not sure the anti woman wrappering agency are doing their duty coz I expect yungchop to have arrested you by now. End of quote mbok.

okay I don end quote oooo. * grabs banana leaf=» sleeping on point*

Epathra:
You want to know if I stay in your area shey? Scammer to badt.told u ΐτ̅ won't work. Go an sleep!

and you said we don't hold conversation or exchange greetings ?

Epathra:
That game will only work in your heart of mind.
CLUE: I'm the last person that comes to your mind that's if I cross ΐτ̅ @ all.
Anyways regards to gbenga. *tongue out*

lwkmd roflmao, this babe ehn .. Wait first ! Okay have you set your eyes on me this month ?

Epathra:
I haven't decided if I want to do that. I was only thinking about ΐτ̅. And my answer is NOT YET

oya jor now.. Okay let's play a game.. Just gimme a clue

Epathra:
No 1 and no 7. Buh what do u do with a partner with great goals but unrealistic means to achieving them.
#just wondering

okay so tell me where you know me from ?

Ymodulus:
Let's analyze this well. Your can still be called a virgin. i think it would depend on whether or not foreskin (male) / Hymen (female) is still intact.

i believe that an intact foreskin (male) / Hymen (female) is the true measure of a virgin, not whether or not there has been any sort of entry into the vagina. while in 90% of cases those are mutually exclusive events, meaning that if a penis enters a vagina, chances are there is not an intact foreskin (male) / Hymen (female) .

so, if if one still have an intact foreskin (male) / Hymen (female) , he/she is still a virgin. if he does not have an intact foreskin (male) / Hymen (female) , he isn't.

this is an end time comment... What are you driving at ? Lemme tell you, either you wrap poly bag or backo supper sack on your dick before bleeping, once the word sex takes place, then virginity is out of your life

ZACHIE:
Too many fallacies and half truths in this compilation jare.
A few are sacrosanct, the rest are opinions.

You can't forget what you can see
Trash!!!
Has a MOPOL ever slapped you? Forget and images will blend into your memory, one time! !
nice try sha

thnk u sir

Dakpoghene:
A very interesting and educative compilation. Thumbs up @op.

thank you boss

I'm allergic to flashy thing.. Therefore I go for dark skin ladies

shokky24:
I was told a is for words that begins with a consonant word,and an is for words that begins with vowel

yes "a" goes with words that starts with vowels while "an" goes with words that starts with consonants but you know there are some exceptions in English.. Sometimes it doesn't matter if a word starts with consonant or vowels, you just have to use "an"

I need a space is a botanical name for breaking up.. When a lady tells you she needs a break, my brother, she's gone for real

Lanrefreshkid:
8. You cannot forget what you can see. E.g I forget my pencil at home. It ought to be I left my pencil at home


I once told someone i left his book at home and he faught me telling me i did it intentionally, I was forced to tell him i forgot it at home before we could be at peace..lol

hahahahahahaha roflmao lwkmd

priscaoge:
That's how one TV presenter used that grammar yesterday




Another blunder is the use of "I cannot be able to".

You can say "I May not be able" Or "I cannot" but don't say "I cannot be able to"


Nice one @Op

thank you miss.. I'm humbled

egopersonified:
Is it: I am not an RCCG member OR I am not a RCCG member.

an RCCG member of course.. Most times, the pronunciation of some words warrant you have to choose for yourself which one to go with (a/an). Sometimes, the decision to use a\an lies in the hand of an individual depending on how it sounds. Are you getting me ?

Another female bashing thread... Ladies oya make una come bash OP... OP abeg wear ur bash proof ooooo

marieolae:
that's harsh

marie what up now.. Hw u doing

When I saw the thread, I was like lemme check the content.. Nice observation OP.. I was like . Is very very correct depending on how you use it.. You know Nigerians naaaa, we use words abnormally

1 Alcohol does not make you high but drunk.
Drugs make you high while alcohol makes you drunk , therefore, it is wrong to say you are high when you take alcohol

2. Still yet can't be together, therefore it is wrong to say "I apologized to him still yet he refused to forgive. It ought to be " I asked for forgiveness yet he didn't forgive me" or I asked for forgiveness still he didn't forgive me

3. Extreme end can't go together, you have to use them separately. E.g I went to the extreme end of the mountain, it ought to be "I went to the extreme of the mountain" or I went to the end of the road

4. IF can go with both present and past tense e.g if I see you I will greet you; if I saw you I would greet you

5. Every cannot be used for two things. When you use the word "every" , the noun that comes after it must be in singular form. E.g Every student likes the teacher; Every child must respect elderly people

6. Most words that have the word "E' becomes a verb e.g breath (noun) breathe (verb)=» bath(noun) bathe(verb) =» cloth (noun) clothe (verb)


7. Prefer ; when you use the word prefer, the next preposition that should follow should be "to and not "than" . I prefer Nokia to Blackberry not I prefer Nokia than Blackberry

8. You cannot forget what you can see. E.g I forget my pencil at home. It ought to be I left my pencil at home

9. You cannot say ''I enjoyed the party " but" I enjoyed myself at the party''

10.Always can go with present, past, and future tense It's correct to say -> He always keeps his promise.=»He always does what he says he
will do and He always went to club every saturday night

11. You discuss business with someone not you are discussing about business with someone

12. You don't use for with the word "Seek" it is wrong to say, " I am seeking for admission into the polytechnic but I am seeking admission into the polytechnic


Feel free to add yours

It's of no doubt that my write up will come with flaws, pls just feel free to correct me where necessary because nobody is an island of knowledge when it comes to speaking or writing Standard English

We are all learning