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Business › Re: 10 Categories Of People That Will Regret Their Lives When MMM Crashes by tosyne2much(op): 10:32pm On Nov 22, 2016

rosalieene:
OGA Tosyn2much
stop this noise just gp and register in mmm and better your life.

You could give me a capital of 100k for a start tongue

Business › Re: 10 Categories Of People That Will Regret Their Lives When MMM Crashes by tosyne2much(op): 10:29pm On Nov 22, 2016

Lilimax:
Help me ask tosyn'e2much

You sef follow join the crew ni? cheesy

Business › Re: 5 Reasons Why Tosyne2much Opinion On Mmm Should Be Ignored by tosyne2much(m): 9:42pm On Nov 22, 2016*

Hehehe... Guys, my thread should not bring enmity between us.. You shouldn't take everything too personal... I'm only doing my work as a writer cheesy

#Peace #

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Business › Re: 10 Categories Of People That Will Regret Their Lives When MMM Crashes by tosyne2much(op): 9:32pm On Nov 22, 2016

nairaman66:
Tosyne and 10 things!! How about 10 things that will happen to Tosyne if MMM doesn't crash

Maybe you should open a thread for that one.. I go give you points sha cheesy

Business › Re: 10 Categories Of People That Will Regret Their Lives When MMM Crashes by tosyne2much(op): 9:28pm On Nov 22, 2016

ndcide:
Talk true.

You no dey do mmm?

I never reason am baba cheesy

Business › Re: 10 Categories Of People That Will Regret Their Lives When MMM Crashes by tosyne2much(op): 9:24pm On Nov 22, 2016

Geeflow:
d reason op is saying is simply bcoz he did'nt wnt people(particularly friends) to hv an upgrade in dia financial status.Tosyn’e2much shud swear dat he is nt a participant

Egbon, my own na to dey move the ministry... E no matter if I dey fire MMM or not cheesy

Business › Re: 10 Categories Of People That Will Regret Their Lives When MMM Crashes by tosyne2much(op): 9:18pm On Nov 22, 2016

Padipadi:
Thunder fire you are your 10 things, Tosyne2much. Mini problem e? O je owo MMM ri ni?

Mi o ti je ri ooo cheesy

Business › Re: 10 Categories Of People That Will Regret Their Lives When MMM Crashes by tosyne2much(op): 9:07pm On Nov 22, 2016

Giannakopoulos:
I just checked and saw your photo, I'm sure you're still living with your parents.Its only kids like you that can take you serious.

Thanks

Business › Re: 10 Categories Of People That Will Regret Their Lives When MMM Crashes by tosyne2much(op): 8:06pm On Nov 22, 2016

effty:
Even OP dey do MMM.

A write can write against something and may even be guilty of it, so don't think I'm a saint

Business › Re: 10 Categories Of People That Will Regret Their Lives When MMM Crashes by tosyne2much(op): 8:03pm On Nov 22, 2016*

okhiai1:
Hello bro I know wan talk Watin dey my mind cause of I do hmmmm tosyne2much you go hate your self make I just shut up your rep don too fall today I swear

Business › Re: 10 Categories Of People That Will Regret Their Lives When MMM Crashes by tosyne2much(op): 6:15pm On Nov 22, 2016*

The article doesn't make sense but my name and the article has been trending on Google... See for yourself cheesy

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Business › Re: 10 Categories Of People That Will Regret Their Lives When MMM Crashes by tosyne2much(op): 3:56pm On Nov 22, 2016*

fijiano202:
They all have something in common 'BEING COVETOUS'

I no fit defend you oooo... You suppose don know say me don tey for this game so bashing don master me cheesy

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Business › 10 Categories Of People That Will Regret Their Lives When MMM Crashes by tosyne2much(op): 3:11pm On Nov 22, 2016

[quote][i] The Mavrodi Mondial Moneybox, also know as MMM, is a mutual fund scheme that has been driving a lot of Nigerians crazy due to the quagmire state of the nation.

However, everyone invests in it for purpose of receiving 30% profit after 30 days without knowing that the devil sometimes gives you a shoe with the left hand and collects your leg with the right hand.

Though, many believe that it's fallacy to think that MMM will crash, but what if it does?; the following categories of people will regret their lives.

1. The Awoofians

Many will agree with me that an average Nigerian wants to reap where he/she did not sow. The awoofians are usually attending parties they are not invited and will be gulping beer and feeding like there's famine in Nigeria. Some will even go as far as selling their family houses just to invest into it and by the time things goes as unplanned, they will start their lives from square one.

2. Those who resigned their jobs

It's funny people resign their jobs just because they see this scheme as a blessing in disguise and a less strenuous way of becoming rich. These people will definitely end up in deep regret when MMM messes them up and can't later find jobs

3. Those who invest their lives savings

When taking risk, it very wisdom on the part of a person to invest what he can afford to lose but many people seem to have been exceeding their boundary these days. If they end up losing their life savings, they will have HBP and will relegate to 6 feet with immediate effect.

4. Those who marry without Jobs

Recently, men who are financially handicapped are beginning to get married with the notion that MMM will be their source of livelihood without the fear of unforeseen circumstances. As funny as it sounds, some will save up money for wedding and will invest it into MMM so that they can afford to buy adult cows, pay bride price, rent halls and canopies for their wedding.

5. Those who longer want to work

I overhead a man yesterday talking to his neighbour that, with MMM, he no longer needs a job and I began to shake my head at his ignorance. These kind of people will end up biting their finger when things turn soar.

6. Those who were Sacked from Work

Some people who were sacked from work will plunder their payment in lieu of notice into MMM so that their landlords will not send them packing. This is very risky thing to do considering the fact that you will both lose in two ways when the unexpected happens.

7. Those who sell their Properties

I have a neighbour who who recently sold his father's inheritance and plough the money into this scheme so that, at the end of the month, he would be able to buy a plot of land at Mowe and also buy himself a car. I sometimes feel sorry for him because I still don't know where he will start his life from if he loses

8. Bankers

I pity some bankers who usually invest as much as N10m out of customers' savings just to get a profit of N3m in return. We recently heard the story of a bank manager who committed suicide due to debt.

9. Those who want to celebrate Christmas elaborately

Now that Christmas is around the corner, many will invest the little they have before November 25th, so that they can cash out before December 25th and celebrate with their loved ones. When MMM crashes before that time, they will become wailers and start blaming Buhari for their misfortunes.

10. Those whose Girlfriends dumped them for being Poor

Just because a lady dumped you for being poor, you ventured into MMM just to buy a car and make her jealous. I want you to know that you may end up in deep regrets if MMM could later not fetch you money to buy a bicycle let alone an Okada

I drop my pen at this juncture

Abeg make una add una own

Solely Written by: Tosyne2much cool

Sourc: http://www.tosyne2much.com/2016/11/due-to-quagmire-state-of-nation-mavrodi.html?m=1

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Family › Re: Parents In Tears At The Wedding Of Their Only Daughter In Lagos. Photo by tosyne2much(m): 12:48pm On Nov 22, 2016

IVORY2009:
For what? Wen u are a male, and u are bring in "someone to the oza room" of the family, der should be no need!

Hahaha.. I no fit laf jawe cheesy

Family › Re: Parents In Tears At The Wedding Of Their Only Daughter In Lagos. Photo by tosyne2much(m): 12:47pm On Nov 22, 2016

thorpido:
You wey be man?

E no mean bro cheesy

Family › Re: Parents In Tears At The Wedding Of Their Only Daughter In Lagos. Photo by tosyne2much(m): 11:56am On Nov 22, 2016

I know my own parents too will also breakdown in tears during my wedding

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Romance › Re: This Nigerian Couple Brought A Dog To Their Prewedding Shoot (photos) by tosyne2much(m): 11:22am On Nov 22, 2016

beautiful232:
make them no born dog ooo

just joking tho

congratulations cute couple

What's your take on the pre-wedding pictures?

Politics › Re: Fayose On Splash FM Ibadan: "Buhari Wants To Give Tinubu Awolowo Treatment" by tosyne2much(m): 11:10am On Nov 22, 2016

Mufasa27:
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO EKITI LATELY??
WELL I DON'T REALLY TAKE YOU SERIOUS THOUGH, YOU BELONG TO THE JOKES SECTION NOT HERE...

Joke section bawo? Iyen emi naaaa?

Christianity Etc › Re: Sam Zuga "Turns Cold Water To Hot Water" In Ebonyi. People React by tosyne2much(m): 11:02pm On Nov 21, 2016

djlawex02:
Very Simple Miracle, Just Put The Water Under Sun For An Hour And Act Like Say U Dey Pray.

Haba!

Crime › Re: 'How Nigerian Police Blew Off My Baby's Brains With Bullets' - Woman (Photo) by tosyne2much(m): 10:56pm On Nov 21, 2016

When I wrote an article about Nigerian police few days ago, people dey lament... shey una don see now?

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Politics › Re: Fayose On Splash FM Ibadan: "Buhari Wants To Give Tinubu Awolowo Treatment" by tosyne2much(m): 10:54pm On Nov 21, 2016

wristbangle:
Mynd44, for how long as we gonna endure these set of barbarians here. There is no coherence between his moronic comment/picture and that of the OP's content. This kind of spiteful and bigotry comments has loomed on this great forum for too long.

Egbon, this your grammar too much for my comprehension oooo cheesy

Politics › Re: Fayose On Splash FM Ibadan: "Buhari Wants To Give Tinubu Awolowo Treatment" by tosyne2much(m): 10:52pm On Nov 21, 2016*

Lexusgs430:
He was as composed as ever in the interview and to callers............ He invited us all to Ekiti to see all the lovely work he is undertaking. Ekiti people over to you. How is Ifayose performing?

I think I can answer this question.. Apart from the noise we hear of him making on social media, he hasn't done much in Ekiti

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Celebrities › Re: Hauwa Mohammed On Zahra Buhari: If Your Father Is A NOBODY, No One 'll Marry You by tosyne2much(m): 8:40pm On Nov 21, 2016

She said the bitter truth

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Do You Think Money Should Be A Major Factor When Accepting A Job Offer? by tosyne2much(m): 8:23pm On Nov 21, 2016

refreshrate:
nairaland classic

Na so baba cheesy

Romance › Re: Can A Guy Like Me Still Find Love? by tosyne2much(m): 5:47pm On Nov 21, 2016

lovethchioma:
You can lie for Africa ..... I would have dumped you if you didn't have any of those

Ehn ehn

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Do You Think Money Should Be A Major Factor When Accepting A Job Offer? by tosyne2much(m): 5:47pm On Nov 21, 2016

Which kind question be this? And who are those people saying money is not the major factor?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Do You Think Money Should Be A Major Factor When Accepting A Job Offer? by tosyne2much(m): 5:41pm On Nov 21, 2016

refreshrate:
No na what do you want to be doing with money?

See this kind post. Reminds me of that Tosyne2much post of when witches in the village are fanning themselves with someone's picture

Hahaha

You still remember that article cheesy

Romance › Re: Can A Guy Like Me Still Find Love? by tosyne2much(m): 4:52pm On Nov 21, 2016*

OP, I worst pass you yet I get girlfriend... I have less than N500 in my bank account yet my girlfriend no dump me cool

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Webmasters › Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Help For Reviewing Of My New Blog by tosyne2much(m): 3:53pm On Nov 21, 2016

Tolzeal:
The general idea about keyword research is finding the "Phrases" Terms and sentence people use to locate what they looking for on google.
.... Keyword research isn't that complex ! All you need is a seed keyword and use free tools like Google keyword planner to find related keywords for write about . By seed keywords I mean. If you want to write about "10 ways a guy can use to Romance a lady" . Since the main factor here is romance.

You want to do research on romance and look for keywords with that you can drive your content towards. The higher the search volume the better. The lower the keyword competitiveness the better also.

Keyword competitiveness is about the fight for ranking. If you're picking up a new keyword if you want to see which sites are ranking for that keyword. You dont want to waste much of your time if authority websites are there. Pages like nairaland.. Naij..Vanguard etc ranking first page for related keyword.

The logic is simple.. Find keywords that that you can easily rank for ! With time when you gain the authority... You can scale up and compete.

Another thing I noticed is that each time I search for keywords on Google, my blog doesn't come out but only my Google plus link comes out.. Take for example, I wrote an article titled 10 Public Nuisance Displayed By Nigerian Graduates Due To Joblessness

I went to Google now to search for " Nigerian Graduates" and I brought this

Webmasters › Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Help For Reviewing Of My New Blog by tosyne2much(m): 3:47pm On Nov 21, 2016

Tolzeal:
The general idea about keyword research is finding the "Phrases" Terms and sentence people use to locate what they looking for on google.
.... Keyword research isn't that complex ! All you need is a seed keyword and use free tools like Google keyword planner to find related keywords for write about . By seed keywords I mean. If you want to write about "10 ways a guy can use to Romance a lady" . Since the main factor here is romance.

You want to do research on romance and look for keywords with that you can drive your content towards. The higher the search volume the better. The lower the keyword competitiveness the better also.

Keyword competitiveness is about the fight for ranking. If you're picking up a new keyword if you want to see which sites are ranking for that keyword. You dont want to waste much of your time if authority websites are there. Pages like nairaland.. Naij..Vanguard etc ranking first page for related keyword.

The logic is simple.. Find keywords that that you can easily rank for ! With time when you gain the authority... You can scale up and compete.

Gbaaaaam!!! I get it

Webmasters › Re: Nairalanders Pls I Need Your Help For Reviewing Of My New Blog by tosyne2much(m): 3:04pm On Nov 21, 2016

Tolzeal:
Yes your Contents are plagiarism free ! I'm sure you stand a good chance bro

You want to do more of keyword research... That gives you chance to draw targeted traffic to your website from search engine.

Bro, I'm still ignorant of key research which has been making my traffic relatively low.. I have been looking for someone that knows much about it

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