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Cutehector:
guy how fa? U never graduate?

Heheheheh... Gimme 8 more weeks baba

misterchris:
Your english needs divine intervention too.

Point of correction professor, you don't spell the word 'English' starting with a small letter (e)

You made mockery of someone when you're obviously ignorant of the rules of Concord.

1miccza:
Oga nor just drop that pen if you nor wan see my purple eye oo

You want make I continue abi?

firstking01:
Baba, you sef dey follow us go there

I know say you be stake holder for dia

power900:
where the heck you been hiding , I miss your romance articles man.....

I have not been medically and psychologically stable.. That was the reason sir

Nice one bro.... You really made my nyt... Thanks

power900:
hahaha, Oga tosyne, welcome back!!!

Oga mi sir, it has really been a long time

ayobase:
Of course.


You are indeed speaking from experience.
Experience, they said it is best teacher.


I don't think I will be able to relate though, but a friend will.

Hahaha... Dey deceive urself ooo

Iceking1:
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I dun laff tire so tey tears cum dey commot for my eyes...
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And also i remember the day i read a picture thread created by you, i have forgotten the title though but i remember vividly that its about girls and their virginity.
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All my life since when i was born and am now in my mid twenties i have never laughed so hard.
That thread made me laugh the highest laugh i have ever laughed all my whole entire life. Expecially that no1 pic, i mean the foot baller with the injury.
I also laughed hard on this one, but i don't think there will ever be any thing in this life again that can make me laugh as hard as i did that day.
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After finish typing this am going back to your profile to view that thread and laugh as hard as i did that day.
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Welldone tosyn... Welldone.

Eeeehyah thank you very much bro.... I just have to do my job you know?

ucnwafor:
Tosyne d money u ve used 2 patronise oloshi wud been able 2 build 4 bed room nah


Baba hope u don repent now



Smh

See as u dey make me burst laf.... I be man of God oooo

goingape:
you will patronize ashawo today

tomorrow you will go to church and pray.


don't worry! someone will cut off your peniss and thats when you will finally give your life to Christ

hahaha hahaha funny u


I no dey use my joystick joke oooo

Lalasticlala, pls help me

Countrygirl:
[b[/b][color=#006600][/color]it was great
I've been busy
what's popping?

You guys should not derail this thread with unnecessary pleasantries... The PM feature is available for you to talk better

I won't advise you buy the phone.... Why not buy a new phone instead?

Of course it charges phone but the battery will quickly drain, unlike when you use a charger

I would advise you get a new battery.... What will it profit you if you keep using your power bank every now and then to charger a phone that doesn't last more than three hours on heavy usage... Kindly replace your battery jhor..

Iamhatey:
I bought mine 29,700 at computer village. The phone is . I love it

Aside the charger and earpiece, what other accessories did you find In the pack?

mhiztee15:
Yeah am fine
So what did you bring for me

Yes I brought something.... Will send it through mail

etinanguy:
Abeg who this pre-wedding photo EPP!!

hahaha

mhiztee15:
Ah sweet Jesus !pardon me my mind dinnor even go there

Okay go and sin no more... .... Hope you're good sha ?

Jarizod:
[color=#679267]Nigga be like "Edakun epp me" [/color]

I know say na so you sef dey beg

mhiztee15:
Lol me that I have been looking for you every section on nairaland

and you didn't deem it right to PM and ask about me? Smh

I drop my pen at this juncture

Feel free to add yours

Composed by: Tosyne2much

10. You give your life to Christ and start preaching the gospel so that God can Intervention into your situation

9. The next time you hear the word 'Prostitutes'

8. When the result shows that you're infected with an incurable disease

7. When you're sick and you're asked to go for HIV test. Your nervousness before the result is out

6. When you take sex enhancer hoping you will send her to the grave but her own strength pass your own

5. The way they gang up against you when you bleep finish and you no Wan pay

4. When you think you would last an hour and you erupted after one minute. You will be like, "and you expect me to pay for what I did not enjoy?"

3. When your money is not enough and konji wan finish you .. You will be like, pls epp me