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What a way to die!

My own priority about a phone is that

Can it Whatsapp? YES

Can it Nairaland? YES

Can I use it to womanize on Nairaland? YES

Can it send PM? YES

Can it post '10 types of....... ? Yes

Whether a phone has 5MB RAM or 1MP, Whether it is being sold at 3,000 or 1,500, it is none of my business in as much as it can perform the above functions

This Samsung will be sold at nothing less than 250k... Give that money to me and I will buy two plots of land in Ekiti

It's not easy to be a man cos much is expected from him... Where are those clamoring for gender equality? I'm yet to see their comments

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Dr. Taiwo Titilayo Akande, the Rector of the Federal Polytechnic Ado- Ekiti, has recently been accused of fraud over non payment of staff.

The Rector, whose tenure will end in few months has been looking for every opportunity to end her tenure without paying the Staff Union of the Polytechnic their salaries

The non teaching staff of the institution furiously took to the school gate this morning with play cards restricting movement into the Institution

Below are the pictures

Chubhie:
If your wife ain't a virgin, you can't be certain what went down behind your back.

You must learn to embrace those that found the courage to tell you truth.The truth can be bitter you know?

This is not the matter of being discrimatory. It is just that I can't stand abortion no matter how much we try to embellish it

Lizzieo:
Talking like a saint,what about dos ladies dat did abortion for u nko?

It is not the matter if being a saint... Mind you, I have never done an abortion for a lady and I don't think I will ever do

To be very frank and sincere, a lady who has once had an abortion is automatically a turn off for me unless I never got to know about it

ClassCaptain:
Lol..Baddest !!!! Mr Ten ten... Amen my pastor

And how ur wives and kids?

ClassCaptain:
I also went to project fame 2013 at Ilorin...They sent me out...
...

look at I mike , look at olawale... Past winners of mtn pfame, where are they now Yet praiz and niniola that didn't even win are making waves..

Hoping to perform on that stage too by God grace .


anyway, life is all about determination and hardwork plus a lil bit of luck

I pray that God will soon open a book of remembrance unto you

OlowoB:
wrsitbangle aka tosyne2much, I think your craving for front page is making you churn out useless topics. You are one guy who I always look forward to seeing your topics but to be honest, you are losing it.

please permit me to ask, how is marriage an illegal route? getting married to a citizen is acceptable by law in many of the developed countries if not all. The motive of the individual might be bad but that does not make marriage an illegal route. Get your facts right. Who are you to judge if a young guy of say 20 gets married to a woman of 50? is it not in that same Naija an ex beauty queen of about 28 or there about is married to a man of 70+? did she do it to get citizenship? I don't support such but that does not make me judge people that do it. Love is unpredictable ask Dabota Lawson and Grand pa Sunny aku

Illegal jobs: What are you on about? How is been a cleaner, sewage packer an illegal job? and how does these jobs even make one a citizen? please don't embarrass yourself on a public forum by saying things you are unsure of or you know little about.

As for the remaining points, I agree with you that they are routes some people use to enter into foreign countries but not necessarily becoming CITIZENS. shalom

Bro, I believe it is not a good idea to churn out discouraging comment at the good work of others. At least, even if you want to criticize someone's write-up, you should be logical and honest with your comment


Mind you, Tosyne2much and Wristbangle are not the same

Are you a photographer that you're so much concerned about 13MP camera? I believe your priority should be the battery capacity and perhaps the OS

Don't end up wasting your money on a silly phone just because it has 13MP... Go for a phone that the parts can easily be gotten from the market in case it goes faulty

oshikoyaodemi:
really @ tosyne2much

Abi nah

cekhoe:
most people have milultiple personalities, one online and the other offline,most of them just want to portray what will be acceptable

Abi ooooo... Everybody wears a garment of decency on Nairaland.

Mutuwa:


doesn't make sense.. these are even periods when the dirty ones bathe and clean themselves to flaunt a vague picture of themselves to gullible and vulnerable men.how do you expect them to say "No" on such periods.

the always clean and normal ones would always have a man/Men by their side.

Nice one baba

Rapmoney:
Continue thinking of the best time to ask a girl out. Your mates are thinking of roofing their houses as December is getting near!

Hahahaha lmao

Hypocrites everywhere claiming abstinence is the best measure to get rid of diseases.. With their comments, you will begin to wonder if those who engage in premarital sex are not of this planet. Smh

jesse8048:
Lol, children of this generation just careless about the use of condoms. They aren't saying anything on an educative thread like this, but bring in boo.bs and u will see them trooping in with different containers of Vaseline.

Na so e dey be bro

Skmoda360:
you will get enough share soon.

I know you also belong to the category of those that clicked SHARES

Hmmmm

Now, let's do a survey to know if this post will have great impact in the lives of Nairaland guys


Guys, if you like condom click LIKE, otherwise click SHARE if you prefer flesh to flesh

I support this ministry

FreeSpirited:
imagine what u post now.......so ladies have to be like log of wood when making love?....where did u get that thinking....if that's wot responsible girl means to you, I can bet my life someone is smaching her hard somewhere and she's. screaming fvck me hard ....but forming for u cos UAR are sexually archaic....."pardon my epistle"

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HAHAHAHAHHAHA... Don't get worked up over my comment. I was only being sarcastic

chiddyok:
Are u boring?

I'm not boring at all

Naughtysite:
I used to assume so till the last sex i had.

Let me lecture u a little.

My babe had never uttered one word before during act but after being apart for like 2 months over quarrels. Nah so we do am and i employed certain skills in the act. Infact mani, oral and penetration in sequence.

She spoke jibberish for good 45 minutes. The thing don hungry am well.

Spot on baba

chiddyok:
No. Only bored ladies don't moan.

So you also moan?

TizaBaibe:
really? sure u can screw on point? a pastor's wife will moan in my hands

Roflwkmd lmao

babybrace:
Are you alright?

Hahahaha... Yes I'm alright

FreeSpirited:
You are so archaic and old fashioned.... Rigid man

Old fashioned ke?

Nice write-up oga Wristbangle.... You forgot those ones wey go enter inside carton for Murtala Int'l Airport with the aim of landing at the UK not knowing the plane will be landing in Sokoto