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Decker:
The primary end of every sexual intercourse is always to climax. Both for men and women. That's where the real gratification and pleasure is . No normal person would want to have sex without climaxing or having an orgasm.

With us men, we almost always reach an orgasm. Expulsion of our sperm cells is always imminent and easy to achieve, although the pleasure derived might differ.

But with women, and although they do have multiple orgasms, climaxing even once is quite difficult, but when this does happen, the pleasure they derive is immense, and arguably even exceeds that which men derive. So whenever they want to have sex, their aim is always to climax or have an orgasm, and if they are lucky multiple ones.

I know that no one will know it better than you

refiner:
put urs first....u hear?

Oyah post urs too

pimpchi:
pimpchi in the house #firsttympixonnairaland

Skryptchex:
Ayaf master that innocent face

As ur face look innocent, I know say you go bad for the other way

Mediapace:
Can you see,without even knowing.
I reported them to google some days ago,i am always wondering "they've never put source on their website" and their admins are not even creative,so bad

EmmaFantastic:
Tosyne2much...happy new year. Saw your message, thanks. I replied it-sending it about thrice, but I kept seeing a strange response from the "mailer service", that my message could not be delivered-was rejected by the address, I don't seem to understand though.

Teespice:
nahhhh.

I certainly don't expect a thread of this nature to interest you

Teespice:
tell us something new.

Vick4rill:
Tosyne the truth is that you are an awesome writer; ur versatability is impressive but the bitter truth bro is that your calling is not part of comedy writing ur joke are dry bro, pls change ur ministry

Okay sir. Thanks

Mediapace:
naijaloaded

Suigeneris93:
Is it the fact that he said of when he should have said for, or what?

Mediapace:
do you know apart from
https://www.nairaland.com/2731485/experience-working-scammer-tosyne2much

Do you know there is another giant and well known website that copy your article without crediting you by putting your name and blog source?

These are the signs that you are suffering from the wages of your sins


1. If a goat passes and your joystick rises above the normal level

2. If you carry an expo into the exam hall and you can't recognize your own handwriting

3. If you mistake super glue for vaseline when self servicing, God is punishing you for your sins

4. If you want to chop and clean mouth from your maid, and you eventually impregnated her.


5. If you attend church service not to worship God but to charge your phone, only to get to where your phone was plugged and it has been stolen

6. If a rat enters your room, locates your folder and eats your original Bsc certificate


7. If you travel from Lagos to Sokoto by road just to bleep a kitty-cat, and you got involved in a ghastly road accident

8. If you are a woman wrapper and you open a thread to profess your love to a lady, only to see her storm on the thread calling the moderators to close down the thread

9. If the person you bashed in the public transport happens to be your interviewer

10. Feel free to add the last one


*Abeg na joke oooo*


Original writer: Tosyne2much


Cc

Lalasticlala

jmaxjohn:
Tosyne.2much pls ff baq. Need to ask u a private question

I just did that. Keep the questions coming

Meeloreh:
How can you use two superlatives in a simple sentence? "Most" and "Ugliest"

jusRadical:
And you barely know him but you are asking him of money or you agreed for him to help you.


Face your studies and leave men alone.

Teeboy22:
na me get dis thread now but na babes me dey fynd oo hw many babes u don catch so far....me neva catch any ooo help me oo

I no sabi how dem dey take woo babes

avicky:
Pretty babe. This is mine. Hope it isn't late?
Btw, it's cutehector.

Nice pix Vicky

*grabs vaseline*

Ruuhh:
I beg to differ, I believe the problem is more with our mentality than religion coz it's same religion here that obtains in the U.S, Europe n Asia yet it's not affected their thinking. we are the masters of our doom,religion after politics is the most lucrative business around n as generation become more n more lazy to pray n seek religious knowledge so does the industry grow.its unbeatable what ppl do to expand n keep religious business afloat, hence, mentality, sentiment drove n is still driving us to the background and not religion

leastpay:
I'm the man

Egbon, is that your sister or girlfriend ?

Amethyst1:
Self-service? So even you too belong to the vaseline crew?


May Lord Krishna forgive your soul!


#Pissed#

Emac34:
Na ur selfie I dey wait for ooooo

Baba, u no go believe say I neva snap dis year

Amethyst1:
Vaseline for what?


Shey harmmatan dey do you ni?

I want to use it to self service while viewing your pix

Teeboy22:
nigga


wah gwaan

Baba, I just loyal oooo



I know say na dis kind thread u go feature. You sef find babes come here abi?

Evathyst:
Story for Lord Krishna!


Upload it anyhow anyhow, I'll manage it!

I will send it to your mail

Amethyst1:
I know! Was just playing around since. Do you care to see it or not?

Of course I do


Oyah upload your selfie


*Grabs vaseline*

Amethyst1:
Selfies? Like they will snap themselves by themselves and for themselves?


I still don't get it!

You could snap yourself and upload it immediately. Hope you get?

Evathyst:
Please do! I can't wait to write '10 things about tosyne2much's pix. Lolz!

I'm scared to upload it oooo.. You know I'm ugly

Amethyst1:
Somebody should please explain to 'Waris happening here?'

They are uploading their selfies