₦airaland Forum

Olasco93:
#When one of your Church member stretches clean #1,000 note to you from the back seat when the offering bag got to you; and you collecting and giving it as an Offering immediately without a second thought, only to discover that the #1,000 in your back pocket is no where to be found at the close of service...

Hahaha lwkmd


Bros, if you see as I take laf for here dis nyt

jboy73:
Black men .

They all have one thing in common.

They're good in their respective fields, but they have never won any reasonable award.

Hahahahaha


Jboy baba

ydass:
Disrespect her, address her by her real name and ask for your money. Insist she gives you your money right there right there.

Or rather go to her house by 6am with a mat, tooth brush and tooth paste, pillow, sponge and few clothe. Insist you are not leaving until she gives you your money» when it's time for brakefast access the kitchen to fix something for yourself. Trust me she will pay you that day.

hahahahaha

viktor01:
When you fought with a person on a friday night at the ATM queue because of space and he allows you to use it first only for the machine to swallow your card.

Lmao. Funny u

Durchmann:


This one don do me sha in the hey days of Torch 2. Na so I carry phone I just bought two days prior to that day and pimped all night, enter danfo from cele to mile 2. Before I go say "Iranu" finish, phone don vanish from my pocket and we were already at Mile 2. See as I take hold the guy wey dey my side dey shout like mad man. In the end, everyone was searched and we couldn't find the phone. I just stood still at the bus stop staring into space. All I could here were usual Lagosians asking the usual stupid questions like " Na which kind phone be that?", "Blackberry? Ah! Na him make I dey like this my torchlight O!"

Bwahahahhahahaha roflwkmd


See as I dey burst laf for here

itstpia8:
The mod who moved this to front page can't be Nigerian, or at the very least, definitely not Yoruba, because no Yoruba will have the guts to declare this kind of crap in public.

Na to send other people to say am naa ni o!

Ehn ehn ?

Nubian113:
This ain't the joke section. Virgins That way -------->

Oliviaarims:
Lol.. Lion!

Cutehector said I'm tripping 4u... Do you think he was right ?

genjutsu:
(9) Not replying PMs and (11) Social media addiction.

Those are contradictions.

You're not the only person in her life sending her thousands of unsolicited messages.

If she were 2 reply y'all; she can't help it but become a social media addict.

AlPeter:
Bros abeg you fit show me why elephants and Hippopotamus are the only mammals that can't jump my niece say may I ask you

It's because their weights is a barrier

Oliviaarims:
Lol.. Can I know now why elephants and hippopotamus can't jump?

I will send it to your mail

Eddufy:
Every ten things tosynetoomuch post is a hit. Back to Back, from ten statement of non virgins to ten categories of jobs to ten signs God is punishing you Yet no 1000 likes and share.
Koni dafun iyalaya anybody...

Blog mi ti take over.

And Oga Se,un will be like if you want all the likes, come and collect it...Lol

#Lovenairaland

Hahahaha


You be funny dude

adepeter26:
Rotflmao
Me na apprentice & renowned novice ooo in ur sight

Me no sabi woo babes sef


I wan learn frm ur hand

mikkypel:
Another tosyne2.much in the making

Egbon, so u don turn me to woman wrapper abi?

Ajusshi:
If na woman matter now u go carry am for head.
Awon omo jatijati

butanepro:
@Tosyne,2much

Baba wetin dey happen for here ?

theyrynsolar:
So you follow join

Didn't bash the ladies you know ?

adepeter26:
Zonin tinx. Tosyne.2much, come see dis op

Baba, u know say me no be relationship expert


Na ur advice I wan hear

mikkypel:
Come here ooo heart breaker... It is u that caused all the havoc na

Baba, u no go blame me ni oooo

Amberon:
I love this administration. Beautiful people everywhere. Unlike the previous ones with GEJ , Obasanjo and Atiku.

How can you steal all that money and still be ugly?

Kingsasian:
To the great Is,le12, Exp,lorer, Tosyne,2much and Emu,smith I want to say a big thank you for enlightening me more on your various posts and I always look forward to reading more of your posts. You guys are just too much. God bless you.

Thanks for the mention bro. God bless

godwinony:
Girls never try that with me because I don't leech on them. The 5-10 mins I chat with them in a day, I get their full attention.
It depends on how you carry yourself with them, if your always thirsty for their attention, they take you for granted.

Brother, you are a man of wisdom

okitikpo:
What do you expect from pucy niggers that at the sight of anything that resembles woman both offline and online, they are ready to queue on the chat like the bank I visited a day b4 new year

Hahaha lmao

TheSonOfMark:
[color=royalblue] You aren't far from the truth. Most contemporary females believe the best compliment one can give them is "YOU'RE SEXY".

Everything they do is geared towards enhancing their looks which they believe is the basic requisite for attaining success. They do little or nothing to develop themselves intellectually. They prefer to preen than read. [/color]

I trust you oga Mark


You will never disappoint me with your comments especially on a female bashing thread

ChizzyMaris:
Hmm, this marriage on boxing day, may their marriage not be a boxing competition. Amen.
Anyway, congrats to the couple.

Hahahaha funny u

mentorandfriend:
Kindly go to any government medical facility and kindly request to be considered for PEP (Post Exposure Prophylaxis). You'll be be referred to a Heart to Heart counsellor in the centre, after which you'll be obliged.

Don't joke with your health next time sir.

My biggest boss