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boombay:
if this topic no make front page make dem deport me back from france




The demented dullard below is still a learner!

Hahaha


Wetin make u think say e go enta FP?

I know that for a write-up like this, ladies who are guilty will flare up and consider it as female bashing thread and may even call me all sort of names but guys will see it as an eye opener

The issue of boring conversation is really a serious issue, not just some kind of moan or rants which affect their social and every day lives. The complaints about ladies being so boring when it comes to effective and intellectual conversation has been causing havoc since the days of Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon, and I feel it's high time I said something concerning it

Most Nigerian ladies just don't care for talking about ideals or anything abstract but about shallow bullshit that goes along pedicures/manicures, money, eye-lashes, weddings, clothes, shoes, and boyfriends and many more perishable parameters

Whether you like it or not, no matter how we against feminism, there is definitely a greater portion of guys who are intellectual while there is a lesser amount of ladies who are able to rise above that level. This is because even the less intelligent guys who specifically devote their time into football, sports or gaming still occasionally get into more serious topics even if they aren't too informed, at least they are making the effort so as not to be empty; but ladies will just go blank without having anything to contribute when need be

In recent time, to find a lady that intellectually stimulates you during a conversation on social media, is likened to finding where Bode George hid the billions of Naira he embezzled some years ago

I don't like wasting people's time. Now let's discuss the categories of ladies that will bore you to sleep during a chat

1. Ladies that reply with Monosyllabic words
These ones always reply as if MTN charges them per alphabet. The truth of the matter is that many of them are grammatically and structurally deficient, therefore, they hide under the canopy of monosyllabic words such as 5n u? Kul u? Kkk, tnx, yup u?.. When ladies response this way, I quickly use the delete feature or put them up for eviction

2. Ladies who see it as your Duty to always lead a Chat

It has become the habit of many ladies that you should always initiate a chat and even turn yourself to a clown because they see it as a favour chatting with you. If you fall to do so, they will bore you to sleep during chat


3. Ladies who are obsessed with Money

In as much as you are that dude still striving to be the best amongst your equals, ladies are most likely to be so boring during conversation. This is because they devote their time chatting with dudes who have something to offer them, not you

4. Ladies Who believe they have to be into you

Ladies who utter this statement are dumb in my own opinion. I mean why should someone only condition his/her intellectual capacity to people whom he/she is into ?


5. Ladies With Low Self Esteem

Some ladies seem to be suffering from low esteem to the point that their brain is wired to believe that guys should always be the ones who should engage in intellectual discussion or argument. In my class, there has been literally not a single lady who had said anything to contribute intellectually during lectures or in times of solution to problems. Their quietness during lectures can be likened to GEJ's quietness when he lost to Buhari; but the moment the lecturer steps out of the class, we will start begging them to reduce their noise and maintain decorum


6. The introverts
I don't really blame these ones. They have poor social life (not all though), so they will definitely bore you to sleep even if you turn yourself to Papa Ajasco

7. Ladies who are Empty
Once the male starts to delve into the gritty details and start to ask the hard questions, the follow-up responses
usually start with "I don't know, "good to know, "I don't know what to say". Ask them to have a gist about politics, they know nothing; ask them about education, they have nothing to say. These ladies will make you sleep off during a chat

8. Ladies who have list of unlimited Friends
If you keep these category of ladies in your list, you will have to wait till eternity before you get a reply during chat

9. Career minded and Business oriented Ladies

If you are an unserious guy and just wants to get into their pants, they won't pay attention to you, so these ones can bore you to sleep


10. Feel free to add the last one


Have fun


Written by: Tosyne2much


Source: www..ng/2015/07/18/10-categories-of-ladies-that-will-bore-you-to-sleep-a-during-chat/

Orijin101:
Chai!!!! Tosyne can exaggerate!!!!!!

Baba, na exaggeration dey make news paper sell well oooo

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]I had no choice [/color]

Misssclassy

elantraceey:
If you are real, it won't be difficult for you to detect a real man.

What more can I say when Elantraceey has spoken

buygala:
Nice knowing you have moved on to more intellectually challenging stuff ... The daftness in this section can turn one into an slowpoke within weeks if one isn't very careful .. I have been closely following your posts and admiringly observed that you have kept your nerves intact in that clusterfuck called the politics section

Keep up the good work

Hahahahahahahahahaha roflwkmd lmao lolxxxx


Water rolling down to my cheeks

IBBG:
Tanks. But baba u too much o. Ur write ups are always indigenous n enlightening laced with a high sense of humor which makes for a fun filled reading irrespective of the length.
I envy ur writing style n I'm hoping to incorporate it to my style as well.
Keep it up bro I d feel u wella.

Vick4rill:
my bro, you ve said it all, even O.p should take correction, he is always creating sensitive thread for free just to gain the approval of nairalanders, if only he had gone into writing am sure he will be counting thousands of his own through it

IBBG:
guy I'll tell u to ignore or forget the girl. U'll always be second fiddle to the boyfrnd. I'm talking frm experience. U won't have much say in that relationship cos she will be feeling dat she did u a favor by accepting to date u afta all she had already told u she has somebody and u still insisted. My broda its not worth the stress cos the experience can be very frustrating, knowing that dere is somebody she luvs n gives priority to more dan u.
Where u'll feel d pain more is wen u crave her attention and she tells u d boyfrnd is around so she can't give u her attention until he leaves.
My assumption is that, she just want u to occupy the temporary vacuum dat her bf leaves frm tym to tym so dat she won't feel lonely since she considers u to be a nice guy n u won't tak advantage of her.
Finally I'd advice that even if u want to date her, don't tak her serious n don't give her ur whole heart. Just be indifferent to her n exhibit an I don't care lifestyle towards her to avoid heart break.
Keep her as a side chick just as she is trying to mak u her side bf n look for anoda girlfrnd.

joseph1832:
Thank goodness. You might want to include some monikers in your sister ministry as they clearly do need a re boot of their brain.

Hoping your ministry of brain_infrastructure will endow them (OREMUSSANCTUS, SeverusSnape, ECOTERRORS, anonimi, mogidi) much common sense because they are seriously in need of it. Especially OREMUSSANCTUS.

Even tosyne.2much and naijaboiy can tape from your ministry.

Tosyne na joke I dey oh! You no say you be my guy.

Hahaha


Na so my parley.. Wetin dey for ur boy now?

godoluwa:
Ekiti kete!

Abi u sef be Ekiti kete ni ?

BANGERLEE1:
hmmm I sight you... With the way your topics are reaching front front page I then begin to wonder maybe you using jazz or dating the 1of the mods but truth be told if its not my tosyne.2much Post its not making sense!

I'm feel flattered broda mi



No be kuku jazz ooooo, na by God's grace

BANGERLEE1:
Including those copy and paste? Including pple like sandranna? Pple with Zero brain? No I think FP topic alone! And for that? Hen na Tosyne.2much go rich pass 4 NL!

Hahahahaha roflwkmd



You are funny bro

Toks2008:
I think the OP should change the topic to 10 Ways Nigerian Ladies Will Frustrate Your Life If You Are A Broke Guy because most ladies outside Nigeria will love you for you even if you are a road side mechanic.

Bros, na me be the OP now

Slimmos:
same here bro. My gf will never ask me for money directly but she like to complain about money in my presence. As a sharp guy, i usually change topic wen i know i dont hav money on me

Chrysz:
talking from experience I guess

Alejhandro:
My dear, its not all girls dat are after money okk. Though its very important for a guy to build his pocket but laying emphasis on it as d basis for a relationship is wrong. Some girls are not

RapLawd:
Op



Are you broke?



Cus I'm really Curious of how you take know...

Yeah I'm still that broke dude


In as much as I haven't started making millions, I still consider myself as a broke dude

youmour:
When i realised this harsh reality wallahi nobody tell me when i break up with my girl start dey chase money....time dey to chyke biko

roflwkmd lmao lwkmd

ogaprime:
Tosin is just too much....I don't need to open de thread before I know its your post...

Keep it up.

Bros, thanks for the encouragement


I really appreciate

dovezeeta:
when u v moni,a beautiful lady can do anything for u,last year I rememba askin one to swallow my release n she did . Women n moni kai!

Baba, this oney wey u do so na wickedness oooo