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Omotayor123:
Hmm. Tosin balogun lehin obirin

My e-wife, kindly go through the list and tell me where you belong

AfricanApple:
Liar from the pit of hell. You just said exactly what some guys would do if reverse was the case.
Btw,tosyne2much, did a girl just broke ya heart

Na ur face be dis ?


You should know that ladies have been fuccking me up since the days of Abraham

Onijagidijagan:
laugh. guess dis just happened to tosyne2much of recently. u knw wot? u r 100% right o.

there was a time two ladies that are friends came and slept in my room. I had conluded I cannot bleep two girls at d same time thinking they will never let it happen. they touched me i removed their hands, they made nasty jokes still i stood my ground.
but i let them be by themselves. d follwing morning, i over-heard one of d girls wispering to the other that "what kinda of guy is dis, that refuse to bleep them inspite of sleeping with him & disturbing on the same bed overnight covered with same blanket" immediately i went into shock behind d door where i was.
after a week or two that was when i noticed all what tosyne2much as listed on this thread frm each of the girls whenever i come across them in school.

kudos to you.

hahahaha roflwkmd


Baba, chai this one na serious case oooo

Cutehector:
My people my people... Hahahaha.


Tosyne2much.. Seems like ur thread gona be derailed

Baba no be today oooo

funmijoyb:
U r right ladies act this way to less confident guys.

lalasticlala self dey view hin go say dis tosyn.e2much self dey talk true o

You mean less confident guys like WE shey?

prettythicksme:
Who refuse sex these days?no bi guys of nowadays sha ooo,maybe 18bc guys ! btw i much love a relationship without sex only money jare i dont give a fuvk about sex!**facts**

Gives her a Bible


Oyah swear !!!

Onijagidijagan:
laugh. guess dis just happened to tosyn.e2much of recently. u knw wot? u r 100% right o

Baba, I still dey suffer for ladies hand ooooo


Maybe the sufferness go end when money enter my hand sha

funmijoyb:
You too why dont u do wots require of u to put an end to this 10 list nw

Ooooh you know that's my brand


That's what fetches money

Orijin101:

Oga, if you steal my likes today ehn, I go set magun (thunder boat) for you



Falconey please help with some shares

In recent time, rants and blame have always been put on guys for forcing ladies into intimacy. If you think that only guys act weird when denied them entrance to promising land, then your cluelessness can be likened to that of a man who ruled the nation for nearly 6 years and threw the nation into a state of calamity

Note: No matter how we try to embellish pre-marital sex, it will never change fact that it's actually bad, so all ye pastors, don't castigate me cos this is not to encourage pre-marital sex


Now lemme keep the ball rolling


10 Ways Some Nigerian Ladies React When You Deny Them Sex


1. She tags you an Impotent

If you think only guys want to know the intimacy capacity of the opposite sex or want have sex for fun, then you must seriously be sleeping on a moving okada. Some ladies hope to get laid once they visit you. But failing to do the needful on their visit to your abode will make them label you impotent, and make your assumed impotence the thrush of discussion among their friends. It is thus started, do you know Lalasticlala/Kingtom/Wristbangle is sheer impotent? Imagine he couldn't even lay a finger on me despite how hot and sexy I was. and the hours spent in his God forbidden room.

2. She starts acting weird the next day

Someone you barely had misunderstanding with suddenly started nagging for no reason, isn't that funny? Her action after the next day can be likened to how Ayo Fayose was discouraging people from voting Buhari


3. She might call the relationship a Quit

I'm a living witness to this and heaven can bear me witness. A lady has once dumped my ass just because I failed to take advantage of her intimate feeling. Her supposed love for me headed on diminishing returns and within the tinkle of an eye, that was the end of it. I would have broken my celibacy, if I had taken advantage of her wanton ;P

4. She Waits for a Pay Back

Revenge, they say, is sweeter when served hot. Believe me, she is definitely going to wait for the day she will pay you back in her own coins. When you so much desire it and your pestle has made a tent in your short, she mercilessly will leave you starved of forbiden fruit while dying to have it.


5. She Cheats on you

They will be like 'when my bae can't use his instrument to deal with me or can't make out with or give me that feeling whenever I come visting, I will need to get assistant/supporting bae(s) to service me whenever I get into the mood'. This is how some of them are likely to cheat on their boyfriends when they were denied it


6. She Flirts

They will start flirting with other guys just to make you feel she is giving them a chance since you are not doing your responsibilities (not all of them though)

7. She tells her friends that you are not fun to be with(or Romantic)

Heaven can bear me witness that I had this experience during my ND programme. It reminds me of a junior college who happened to be very close to me and I used to crash in her villa when her room mate was not around. (Not an intimate friendship though). There was a day I and her room mate were cracking jokes when she said something that gave me the shock of my life. She said and I quote "I can bet a million that even if my friend goes unclad, you would still do nothing. At that instance, it was as if the ground should swallow me up

8. She Stops Visiting

When you fail do your presupposed responsibility with them upon visiting, they give various excuses and then stop visiting. This is not a sort of exaggeration. They also do that and tag you immature

9. She indirectly Mocks you with her status updates

You see updates like 'it's good to be with that person that will make you feel like a woman


10. Feel free to add yours


Conclusively, they will definitely storm on this thread and start forming. No one will ever claim ever doing such. Make una just dey look


I drop my pen at this point


Thanks for reading


Have fun


Written by: Tosyne2much

Source: www..ng/2015/07/23/10-ways-some-nigerian-ladies-react-when-you-deny-them-sex/

MhizDeedy:
Lol iffa box u,,,,c'mon go and write ur list and this tym around don't bash ladies just bash guys

I will be dropping one this evening

MhizDeedy:
Lol whish kyn, I can't learn it like that nau, I will not understand it

Mind you, the channel through which one learn does not necessarily matter but the quality of the lesson

refreshrate:
Tosyne2much na how to abuse she talk. no let am pass like dat. this one you don dey ask for pm so. eh!

Baba, person suppose dey utilize every opportunity oooo abi wetin u think?

MhizDeedy:
u re good, cm nd teach me how to insult sm1

Oyah send me a pm lemme teach you how to do that

MhizDeedy:
Totally surprised I didn't knw u can clapback @ ppl like that

Sometimes you just have to come out of your gentleman shell and use your lexical venom to bullshit those eeeediooots


Or what do you think?

Udokang1:
I don't agree with u. Is it a crime for women to spend money on dates?

It's never a crime bro

wristbangle:
Nice punch brother. Some people don't have sense of humour because I don't know how someone in his senses will not decode you are joking and having fun. Spewing his mouth to alter rubbish baffles me. Don't mind the oponu jawe.

wristbangle:
Tosyne.2much

I read your point 9 again, I can't help the laugh that is bursting out of me.

Baba, no mind me jawe

MhizDeedy:

MhizDeedy:
Na wa for u oooh, but where is ur sense of humor tho. For d record tz all jokes, u re correct but don't take all these too serious just laff dem off

kaeforum:
I STRONGLY DISAGREE WITH YOU, THERES NO SUCH THING AS A PERFECT PLACE TO MEET YOUR DATE.

ANYPLACE WILL DO AS LONG AS THERES MUTUAL CONSENT. GROW UP AND OUT OF THIS CHILDISH AND FOOLISH MENTALITY THAT BELIEVES THAT ONLY POSH PLACES ARE SUITABLE FOR DATES. ITS THIEVES CROOKS AND INFERIOR MINDS THAT SUGGEST SUCH.

Titidi:
Yes, I would love to

We were actually kissing and cuddling

optimism91:
So, you were the guy that took my neighbor out to that mango tree. She told me everything. Don't worry your secrets are safe. LOL. Just kidding. But apart from mama Ngozi, some of these local joints make sense die.

Baba I swear some of these joints dey make sense die

omololu2020:
o ga o,,,ao we wey dey use nokia x2 wan c am now?

Hahahaha roflwkmd lmao


See as I use laf wake my people up.. You are funny bro

wristbangle:
All hail to the tiger of nairaland. Thank u sir

U mean professor tosyne.2much! Ahh! I respect that man oo. Him be the real oga.

Bros I throway salute ooooo.


Nice thread broda

Titidi:
What did you offer her under the tree

Would you like to know?

onaka1:
....OP am sure u hav done all that, don't come formin expensive ,it all leads to 1 tin. Straffin her

He can't deny that

westlius:
Baba Ijebu shop where broke dudes take girls to hoping the gal will bring luck for them to hammer tru baba ijebu

Baba u no go vex 4me ni oooo

starlingslimnet:
I catch you.

Baba I throway salute oooo

prettyjo:
who cares...

lunatics everywhere

Omotayor123:
OK. No problem. But if you see me with tosyne2much make you no vex ooo